Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MAUFRAIS 6745]

Even funnier is the weirdos that want to buy a replica ring.

It’s probably safest to not make fun of Aggie fans, because you have a better than average chance of ridiculing a legitimately mentally retarded person, which is what I think that person was.

[texifornia 59049]

[Yuk 1625]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Can't just have a good quarterback, have to have a better quarterback than tu.

[texifornia 59049]

[Tex Pete 21500]

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Still wearing my replica to this day!

My replica of your replica is awesome! I just wish all the writing weren’t backwards. 

[Tex Pete 21500]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

“How do we make losing winning?”

So does this mean all of their football, basketball and baseball teams are legends? Because none of them ever win Jack squat.

“…and legend says that they’re still losing to this day…”

[BigHorn'13 3494]

3 hours ago, hook me said:

They made rings for 2nd place in the SEC & losing in the semi-finals? Is that worse than engraving the LSU score on their bowl rings? The levels of aggyness are starting to blend.

Yeah, that is weird to put a score of a different game on a bowl ring. Only thing weirder would have been creating a ring for a regular season game, and not a bowl. 

What's that you say? Oh...

[Redneck Mutha 8206]

1 hour ago, Yuk said:

Can't just have a good quarterback, have to have a better quarterback than tu.

It's a turdition older than Mark Farris, Reggie McNeal, and Stephen McGee combined.

[SHOOTER12 8890]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Yes coach Mike, by all means let Jimbo continue to do his thing, please!!! Alol

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 570]

23 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I am not quite sure what to do with optimistic CTJ. It confuses my chi. 

I'll have you know that @closetojumping was the first to coin Seventeen-win Steve, the rest of his posts to the contrary are obfuscation and sandbagging. Sir.

[Wishbone 4958]

I hope Hill announces for us tomorrow. Right after Jimbo’s rambling pre-game speech for the Auburn game.

[tejas60 3573]

 

yeah, instead of New Mexico, Miami, LaMon and Abiline Christian!

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4917]

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Legend has it that aggy actually started the tradition of the mums back in the 1800's to celebrate a girl actually going on a date with them.

… and thus, “mum’s the word” became a catch phrase to hide the girl’s embarrassment for dating aggy.

[deft 7065]

So the group that likes to dig at us “only” winning the cws 6 out of 38 appearances is now celebrating their team not winning the cws?
you work with what you have, I guess. 

Yeah because we haven’t won anything in decades didn’t ya know?

[WBT 20997]

Lulz @  should we have a second pool party?

[MIkeHoncho 2092]

I just love that they have put their whole world into C-Wiggy-Wegs -Wegalegalu after 1 game + 1 qtr.  Now he had a good game against Ole Miss.  But they have him basically carrying the program and and rallying all recruits and transfers to land in 'the station'.  

Maybe he'll be good, maybe he'll suck, but most likely he'll be average - partially because of the shitty offense - and he'll be tossed aside by the fanbase for whoever they sign in 2024.  

Him transferring would be so glorious because he has been anointed the next Bucky Richardson, Stephen McGee, Johnny Football after 1 game.  

[deft 7065]

I just love that they have put their whole world into C-Wiggy-Wegs -Wegalegalu after 1 game + 1 qtr.  Now he had a good game against Ole Miss.  But they have him basically carrying the program and and rallying all recruits and transfers to land in 'the station'.  
Maybe he'll be good, maybe he'll suck, but most likely he'll be average - partially because of the shitty offense - and he'll be tossed aside by the fanbase for whoever they sign in 2024.  
Him transferring would be so glorious because he has been anointed the next Bucky Richardson, Stephen McGee, Johnny Football after 1 game.  

Do you even aggy? He’ll be great!!!….until his backup is ready and waiting and needs to go in because he sucks.

[fattyflattie 4640]

1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I just love that they have put their whole world into C-Wiggy-Wegs -Wegalegalu after 1 game + 1 qtr.  Now he had a good game against Ole Miss.  But they have him basically carrying the program and and rallying all recruits and transfers to land in 'the station'.  

Maybe he'll be good, maybe he'll suck, but most likely he'll be average - partially because of the shitty offense - and he'll be tossed aside by the fanbase for whoever they sign in 2024.  

Him transferring would be so glorious because he has been anointed the next Bucky Richardson, Stephen McGee, Johnny Football after 1 game.  

Already showing more promise and poise than Ewers, I read on txaggy. Kenny Trill was anointed the next heisman winner after USCe too, iirc. 

[Post Oak 20577]

16 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bruh

 

 

Did Herf Jones make these?

[BornAndRaised 12893]

NSIAP. Just a little night cap

 

Spoiler

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

Looch confirms Achane is out for Auburn game. 
 

[Napoleon 8852]

11 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

This is what their ring will look like IF they actually stumble into an actual championship win:

Is this girl supposed to bust through that thing before the Homecoming game?

[Leanderman 2369]

"Legend has it that aggy actually started the tradition of the mums back in the 1800's to celebrate a girl actually going on a date with them"

Legend has it that aggy actually started the tradition of the mums back in the 1800's to celebrate a girl livestock actually going on a date with them.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Already showing more promise and poise than Ewers, I read on txaggy. Kenny Trill was anointed the next heisman winner after USCe too, iirc. 

I'm old enough to remember when Reggie the real deal McNeil was better than Vince. Of course Fran was a better recruiter than Mack III and a better Game day coach than Stoops also.

[RGBIII 23020]

On 11/10/2022 at 1:50 PM, HtownHorn said:

It's also crazy that Looch was taking 15% off the top for "administration" for his crowd sourced Texags NIL initiative. 

And never announced a fucking thing he was doing with the money, absolutely nothing. He hasn’t even mentioned it from any of the screen shots I’ve seen. But never forget that fucking tweet he sent “God forbid Texags deciding to go the crowd sourced route” or something like that. Someone send me that tweet again so I can put it on my tombstone

14 hours ago, deft said:

Yeah because we haven’t won anything in decades didn’t ya know?

Ol @628realestateSF sent that and really REALLY thought he got em. I admire the shit out of his confidence. Just finger pointing a UT fan and saying he hasn’t won anything in decades when we literally are shining our Directors cup

[JesusSweatDuck 18143]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Legend has it that aggy actually started the tradition of the mums back in the 1800's to celebrate a girl actually going on a date with them"

Legend has it that aggy actually started the tradition of the mums back in the 1800's to celebrate a girl livestock actually going on a date with them.

That's because the mum was the sheep's favorite snack

[Pato del Muerto 53575]

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's because the mum was the sheep's favorite snack

Feeding them a plate of mums during the act is how you keep them still and quiet.  Hence, mum’s the word.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 929]

Why was “the time being a circle jerk” on Scott van pelts picks today?

[Viper 12221]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

And never announced a fucking thing he was doing with the money, absolutely nothing. He hasn’t even mentioned it from any of the screen shots I’ve seen. But never forget that fucking tweet he sent “God forbid Texags deciding to go the crowd sourced route” or something like that. Someone send me that tweet again so I can put it on my tombstone

Ol @628realestateSF sent that and really REALLY thought he got em. I admire the shit out of his confidence. Just finger pointing a UT fan and saying he hasn’t won anything in decades when we literally are shining our Directors cup

I honestly wasn't sure which school he was talking about 

[Post Oak 20577]

10 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

NSIAP. Just a little night cap

 

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These dullards think that they have BMDs lining up to set 100 million dollars on fire like their Elon Musk if Jimbo doesn't acquiesce to their demands makes me chuckle.

[Herpa Derpa 6356]

26 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

These dullards think that they have BMDs lining up to set 100 million dollars on fire like their Elon Musk if Jimbo doesn't acquiesce to their demands makes me chuckle.

Found this clip from a recent aggy BMD meeting:

[BurdineBandit 846]

Thinking that arrogant-ass Jimbo is going to sit in a meeting with boosters telling him how to run his offense, how to set the culture of his team, and which games he has to win and has permission to lose..... all while they're paying him that much...... only aggy can believe that shit.

[kwood4408 768]

Ol @628realestateSF sent that and really REALLY thought he got em. I admire the shit out of his confidence. Just finger pointing a UT fan and saying he hasn’t won anything in decades when we literally are shining our Directors cup

Those idiots probably think the Directors Cup is an award that goes to the top Film School.

[fattyflattie 4640]

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Ol @628realestateSF sent that and really REALLY thought he got em. I admire the shit out of his confidence. Just finger pointing a UT fan and saying he hasn’t won anything in decades when we literally are shining our Directors cup

You, me, and @628realeststeSF will all be alive when the aggy football hasn’t won shit in…centuries.  Decades hell Mr Realestate. You’ve got the wrong concern on your mind.  

[Vertigo 20501]

21 hours ago, texifornia said:

What is this "continues his progression" nonsense? The guy has played 1 game and totally melted down in the face of pressure. He started throwing one hoppers and souvenirs  into the stands when he had to avoid the rush. On his completions he just threw everything as hard as he could.

Edited November 12, 2022 by Vertigo

[TexasRenegade 2611]

Hasn't the Aggie claim always been that our alums and boosters are too involved in the football program and theirs just let the coach and AD do their job??

 

So now they aren't too involved, they are looking out for the program??

[Hagbard Celine 11284]

from their achane-out thread this morning....  read it, contemplate it for a second, then unpack it.  it's like a russian kachina doll.

[SamMan 1504]

First off, have they been to the grove? Second, I love the “our toys are better” line. You have the same fucking record. Like two eunuchs comparing dick sizes. You ain’t using them properly regardless.

Everybody is there because neither side thinks it is possible that they could lose. Everybody is nice because they think the other side is absolute garbage on the field and aren’t the least bit threatened.

On Perkins:

These people really are the dumbest motherfuckers in the nation. They see a player with an extremely unique skill set and immediately discount him because he doesn’t look like anyone else. Not to mention, one of the biggest complaints about their fucking dc is that he has been playing DIME personnel a ton. The one type of defensive player that every team desires to match up against modern offensive schemes, and aggies say “what the fuck use would he be?”

[Scholz 12311]

[Deej 77858]

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

Hasn't the Aggie claim always been that our alums and boosters are too involved in the football program and theirs just let the coach and AD do their job??

 

So now they aren't too involved, they are looking out for the program??

Self-awareness has never been aggy strong suit. 

[campcrunk 2551]

I know we're all pissed. Can we maybe get some screenshots after aggy's even worse performance to cheer us up? 

 

Apologies for the gif's misspelling of "bogart." This was the best gif I could find of the pirate from the Venture Bros needing his fix

[TBGFL 397]

https://fb.watch/gMB1XkNEQa/

[utexas8 1718]

SIAP

[Duane Moore 5773]

I knew I would be punished last night for enjoying this thread so much last week. 

[Hank_Hill 20095]

Give us the goods. We lost to a top 4 team not fucking Auburn.

[JesusSweatDuck 18143]

[JesusSweatDuck 18143]

@Longhornfrenzy hope your son is feeling better (son twisted his ankle at the game, thought it was broken).

 

Also, LHF isn't doing screenshots right now, he's also pissed off about last night 

[Hornbeliever 743]

I consider the folks who post these screenshots my football therapists these past couple of years.  Thank you for minimizing my pain and helping me heal as much as one can when in a loveless relationship.

Soooo, where are more posts? I'm in a dark place

[mdleast 8522]

[Pato del Muerto 53575]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@Longhornfrenzy hope your son is feeling better (son twisted his ankle at the game, thought it was broken).

 

Also, LHF isn't doing screenshots right now, he's also pissed off about last night 

Tell mr. frenzy that I’m very disappointed in him.