Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[honolulu horn 6,157]

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

This was in a thread about visitors to the Aggie game.  I think he meant Hill would not be at the Aggie game.

 

Weird, I thought they had a gentleman's agreement with Hill. 

[nnm 36,087]

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Weird, I thought they had a gentleman's agreement with Hill. 

Signed at the pool party?

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Signed at the pool party?

It wouldn’t surprise me if one day, ATM  and ATM alone created a “Letter of Honor” they ask their commits to sign in advance of signing day affirming their desire to stay true to their commitment. 
 

[Armybrat 40,734]

10 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Be careful, they might fight back with their sabres.

Or shoot their antique field piece in your face.

[Leanderman 2,267]

"Be careful, they might fight back with their sabres."

Being gomers, they know two types of sword fighting. Please clarify further

[Dbeasy 14,966]

I continue to be amazed at the extreme lack of intelligence of some of the Aggie posters. Some of those posters are just as dumb as a box of rocks. 

[SHOOTER12 8,789]

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I continue to be amazed at the extreme lack of intelligence of some of the Aggie posters. Some of those posters are just as dumb as a box of rocks. 

Truth

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It wouldn’t surprise me if one day, ATM  and ATM alone created a “Letter of Honor” they ask their commits to sign in advance of signing day affirming their desire to stay true to their commitment. 
 

And then try to claim it as legally binding. 
 

this document legally binds you to signing your LOI to us, which binds you to the program. If you are really committed as you say, what’s the problem?

Edited November 26, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Radical Larry 28,528]

[Henry Hill 3,156]

2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It wouldn’t surprise me if one day, ATM  and ATM alone created a “Letter of Honor” they ask their commits to sign in advance of signing day affirming their desire to stay true to their commitment. 
 

Add in patriot, freedom and next year and you’ve got all of aggy’s main talking points covered.

[ASDFASDF 266]

2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It wouldn’t surprise me if one day, ATM  and ATM alone created a “Letter of Honor” they ask their commits to sign in advance of signing day affirming their desire to stay true to their commitment. 
 

"Commit recognizes that his promise to play for the University for the entire term of this Agreement is important to the University. Commit also recognizes that the University is making a valuable investment in his continued employment Agreement and that its investment would be lost if Commit portals or otherwise terminates his employment with University prior to the expiration of this Agreement."

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Some of those posters are just as dumb as ol Rock. 

Whoop

[deft 6,798]

It wouldn’t surprise me if one day, ATM  and ATM alone created a “Letter of Honor” they ask their commits to sign in advance of signing day affirming their desire to stay true to their commitment. 
 

“You can’t just back out of your commitment….you’re wearing the promise ring I gave you!!”

[HtownHorn 14,485]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I continue to be amazed at the extreme lack of intelligence of some of the Aggie posters. Some of those posters are just as dumb as a box of rocks. 

I know, then I venture into the Football forum and the same lack of intelligence is on full display there as well.

Edited November 26, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Harvdog 2,276]

Maybe Aggie should give all their recruits a promise ring?

[TXRed 3,184]

 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

13 minutes ago, deft said:

“You can’t just back out of your commitment….you’re wearing the promise ring I gave you!!”

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,343]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I continue to be amazed at the extreme lack of intelligence of some of the Aggie posters. Some of those posters are just as dumb as a box of rocks. 

I have a box of rocks that I've collected from various places on the globe. I doubt it would be dumb enough to give Jimbo Fisher a 10-year, 95 million dollar contract. 

[Lou_Sassle 2,865]

Army scored more in one quarter against UMASS than atm did the entire game. 

Edited November 26, 2022 by Lou_Sassle

[Henry Hill 3,156]

34 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Army scored more in one quarter against UMASS than atm did the entire game. 

Real army vs fake army

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

Any news on opt outs for this game?

[deft 6,798]

Well the twelfth man opted out for umass so I don’t think there’s a lot left

[MAGS® 400]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Any news on opt outs for this game?

I think the preferred nomenclature they use these days is the "Flu"...  

[C-Man 27,050]

5 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

OMG, they finally let NATHAN do one of these and it was everything I wanted it to be ...

Oh, here's a response to that Twitter conversation:

 

[ousux 5,586]

If they get a bowl invite, that flu is going to last for months.  Ain't no way they're playing that game. 

The CDC should probably send people to observe and document this unprecedented college campus flu outbreak

[Elmer_Fudd 22,108]

 

[deft 6,798]

Grown man football. It’s what they do in the sec. It just means more. 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[Hook1997 5,285]

The roller coaster is already headed to the top after closing out a five win season with a victory.  This is amazing.

Edited November 27, 2022 by Hook1997

[TexasGolf 4,856]

55 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Weird. A team that beat two top 10 teams and another top 15 team somehow managed to lose all 6 of its other games against p5 teams, and one non-p5 game too. 
 

btw miami is 5-7, and arky is 6-6. 

Edited November 27, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,554]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Weird. A team that beat two top 10 teams and another top 15 team somehow managed to lose all 6 of its other games against p5 teams, and one non-p5 game too. 

I wonder if those 3 top 15 teams will finish the year ranked in the Top 15?

[Chopper 17,154]

LSU had not much to play for, did they? They're going to the SEC CG anyway, and then to the playoffs if they can beat Georgia. I guess if they had beaten aggy they'd have an outside shot of snagging a playoff spot if they end up losing to GA.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,554]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

LSU had not much to play for, did they? They're going to the SEC CG anyway, and then to the playoffs if they can beat Georgia. I guess if they had beaten aggy they'd have an outside shot of snagging a playoff spot if they end up losing to GA.

No way do they sniff the playoffs with 3 losses.  It doesn’t matter if they beat UGA or not at this point.  They are out.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

LSU had not much to play for, did they? They're going to the SEC CG anyway, and then to the playoffs if they can beat Georgia. I guess if they had beaten aggy they'd have an outside shot of snagging a playoff spot if they end up losing to GA.

They aren’t going to the playoffs with 3 losses. Sec champ only goes so far. 

[Vertuzzi 1,360]

6 more years!!! 6 more years!! Another $100MM!! Another $100MM!!

[D3zii 3,642]

LSU you really started this . . 
 

I am disappointed!! 

[Napoleon 8,600]

17 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It wouldn’t surprise me if one day, ATM  and ATM alone created a “Letter of Honor” they ask their commits to sign in advance of signing day affirming their desire to stay true to their commitment. 
 

 

13 hours ago, deft said:

“You can’t just back out of your commitment….you’re wearing the promise ring I gave you!!”

 

13 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Maybe Aggie should give all their recruits a promise ring?

PURITY PROMISE RING

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,359]

Get ready for Jimbo - Harbaugh comparisons in every, single aggy post from now until at least October 2023. 

[Hank_Hill 18,488]

End of the year LSU games always spark next years lolercoaster. 74-72 baby!

[Acropora 856]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Get ready for Jimbo - Harbaugh comparisons in every, single aggy post from now until at least October 2023. 

I read that as every simple Aggy post but I feel like it fits fine.  Never mind that harbaugh's worst record at Michigan was 8-5 and 4th place in the division (excluding truncated covid year), which is the standard for jimbo's Aggy record.

Never mind that harbaugh is an alum who restructured his contract to reduce the buyout.

He's not even a sitting championship coach.   Wait till Aggy starts to spend money to encourage, nay reward, those players who understand sacred Aggy traditions like grabbing your nuts, building collapsible bonfires, and yell practice. 

I am very worried that Aggy is smarter then us stupid sips and am very concerned that they will extend Jimbo further.  How many sitting championship coaches are there?

 

[Getafix 28,416]

 

Wondered whether this was a troll ... with the Ags, often tough to tell.

 

 

 

[DanTheHorn 4,901]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Weird. A team that beat two top 10 teams and another top 15 team somehow managed to lose all 6 of its other games against p5 teams, and one non-p5 game too. 
 

btw miami is 5-7, and arky is 6-6. 

App State has a great coach that beat a top 6 team you stupid sip! Woop!

[Nivek 16,857]

So are they going to crow about 5-7 this off season?   

5-7 with the easiest schedule imaginable....

[Chopper 17,154]

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Wondered whether this was a troll ... with the Ags, often tough to tell.

I developed a proprietary algorithm that provides an answer to whether a post by and about aggy is T or F. The likelihood that one is a fake is 0.0.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,108]

Woop!!

 

[Vertigo 20,266]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Woop!!

 

Clickety Clack

[Chopper 17,154]

Did the mods clarify whether it's going to be Big Moves or Power Moves?

[Dbeasy 14,966]

It really is amazing. I always look at the Aggie’s situation, and can see a reasonable path to success. This time is no different.

They have talent, money, and a recognition they need to change something. With a few prudent moves they could right the ship. But…I’ve been seeing this for 30 years now. I simply am not creative enough to envision the ways that they will yet again eff it all up. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,554]

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Woop!!

 

I’m hearing Andy Reid will be stepping down as the HC of the KC Chiefs and taking a role as OC for the Aggies because he feels Weigman will be better than Mahomes based on what he has seen so far.  Also, Reid will be running the Jimbo offense because it’s the future of offenses in college and the pros.