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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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“Jimbo got his guy and it’s gonna be amazing. You guys think Reuben Owens flips on a dime if he doesn’t know who the OC is?”

1.  The coach of the team he was committed to just left. 

2. Dudes, you signed a shitload of 5 stars on defense last year with no DC, the coaching and Aggie magic isn’t what’s attracting these guys.  Speaking of that…

3. He didn’t flip on a dime, he flipped on a shitload of dimes.

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4 minutes ago, Jebus said:

“Jimbo got his guy and it’s gonna be amazing. You guys think Reuben Owens flips on a dime if he doesn’t know who the OC is?”

1.  The coach of the team he was committed to just left. 

2. Dudes, you signed a shitload of 5 stars on defense last year with no DC, the coaching and Aggie magic isn’t what’s attracting these guys.  Speaking of that…

3. He didn’t flip on a dime, he flipped on a shitload of dimes.

Ya stooopid sip.  Good ol' Reuben saw the videos of yell leaders, guys with slidin' boots and swords, and dead dogs, and decided he wants to play in the bestest facilities, before the bestest fans, in the only texum team in the SECX3, all because he loves him some fightin' texum aggy.  Money had nothing to do with it.  Stoopid sip.  Whoop!

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5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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The world and them in it in their minds. Just one piece or play away.

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1. We all marvel at the astute observations of Aggies: A better team will make us better. You're a fool if you don't believer this. And what is the person who thinks this is revelatory?

2. Ahh, the norm.  All at once, an admission of their norm, 8T4, and a denial of their present, 5T7. Remarkable.

3. Yes! Yes! The significantly better offense will lift them up past the norm and into the promised land and into the thinly-veiled beautiful woman's arms. O awake you magnificent winged giant from thy slumber forever!

 

 

 

How are they still not playing Georgia. Have they play them once since joining the SEC?

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It doesn't take a genius to see the benefit of taking high character guys over an equally or slightly more talented head case. Evans may have worked out here but he would had portaled at the first sign of adversity. Aggy won't admit it but in their band is mercenaries and prima dona's the one steady hand was Achane and now they are gonna hand their fortunes off to a guy that has plenty of room for more area code tattoos while we won't be sweating transfer drama outside of Choice leaving or some unforeseen scenario that we can't predict. 

Damn it feels good to be a Horn.

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8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Just a reminder this guy is the biggest idiot on the aggy 247 board.

 

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I love when they say these things..."like they have planned it."

Yes, it was always planned this way to have zero momentum and a borderline top 20 class just days from nsd1.

This was always a super secret recruiting strategy and not a power struggle with Jimbo and the money that is resulting in desperation $ deals at the 11th hour so rich aggy don't have to be teased by their mean tu buddies about landing a shit class after a shit season.

Even though it might look exactly like that, it's definitely not that.

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He says things we want to hear! Hire him! No. Bad. News. Ever.

This is amusing.

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27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, we were 5-7, so these guys aren't losses, is quite the take.

Remarkable. I guess they'd trade a couple of starters, more than a dozen 4-stars on their roster (plus two 5-stars) for two 5 star recruits and maybe 8 new starters from the portal should they be able to or even try to attract them.

Player development, team cohesion, and actually winning more than 8 games are overrated. 

It's also nice that they declare truths without even a scintilla of evidence. Texas coaches are showing Texags complaints about Santucci to Hill.  Everybody get in line and only praise the iceberg that tore a hole in the ship.

Jimbo is a beautiful iceberg. The light passes through the prism of his existence and spreads into spectacular color. Why complain? Nobody will want to board our ship.

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They are national champions at believing binary truths that are polar opposites.

We're getting everybody. We're rich and NIL is our path to glory boys! Ha ha, the poors will always hate us because we are so great! Money, facilities, a coach who knows how to win a natty? We has it! I can't wait for the 2022 season and another round of recruiting!

And now, here we are in their own words:

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Next will come "grow a pair." Then? They sign a good OC, get a couple of good commits, have national championship level practices, and anticipate the heavy lids of the sleeping giant to flutter in wakefulness.

 

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Man they're weird. I've known it my whole life, but this thread never stops highlighting.

They have a position coach that is actively failing the program on every level and a bunch of posters are shrieking about criticisms of the guy.

They think all of this makes them more attractive to recruits and players in the portal.

They're lamenting the idea that this is no longer a "team of aggies" and instead mercenaries. While that is accurate, a whole bunch of other posters are also completely flummoxed and cannot figure out what is happening and why.

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Pinche Guero exemplifies in sharp relief the power of the aggie psyche. He's hit in the kicked and hit in the fucking balls repeatedly by the brutal realities of being an aggie fan, yet his response to the latest nut punch is to immediately assume that everything is okay because the next thing that happens is about to upgrade everything. They are undefeated in one thing and one thing only - unbridled, uninformed, naive optimism. It makes them tenacious with their idiotic fervor and it provides us with endless humor. 

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The other thing that is awesome with these rubes is that they're lamenting the changing landscape of college football while also being completely disconnected with their program's role in the fuckery over the last few cycles. Ritz Bitz went out of his way to trivialize the size and scope of the bag game of his enemies by moving the market for recruits up by a full fucking magnitude shift compared to prior cycles.

Now, all of that is coming home to roost in the most heinous ways possible for the program - attrition; a tsunami of negative recruiting against them; teams tampering with their players to fuck with them on their resources for "NIL"; an onslaught of terrible media coverage; the creation of a haves and have nots culture; roster anger over salary imbalance; and everyone else moving the price of poker up significantly thus ruining their notion of moneywhipping the market. 

It's all delicious.

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49 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I am enjoying their line of thinking that this mass exodus of LB's is making Anthony Hill more likely to re-commit to them.

What are you talking about? Hill has been back in for weeks stupid sip. The guy who wants to go play for Deion said so with a single emoji to let me know it's all going to be ok. 

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Have any of y'all ever looked at Santucci's resume prior to being hired at aggy?  Here is his P5 position coaching experience before Jimbo brought him on:

2019 - Wake Forest (Linebackers)

That's it.  The dude that is actively destroying their LB room has no inherent ties to Texas and has a weaker resume than the chick that was riding with Petrino on his motorcycle, yet there is no indication that he is even on a hot seat.  

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Have any of y'all ever looked at Santucci's resume prior to being hired at aggy?  Here is his P5 position coaching experience before Jimbo brought him on:

2019 - Wake Forest (Linebackers)

That's it.  The dude that is actively destroying their LB room has no inherent ties to Texas and has a weaker resume than the chick that was riding with Petrino on his motorcycle, yet there is no indication that he is even on a hot seat.  

I can't believe Elijah Robinson continues to stick around.  They must be paying him a shit ton of moneu.

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