Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Vertuzzi 1,426]

The cherry on top would be Rueben Owens tweeting his decommitment following the Petrino hire. If there is a god……..

[Tex-19 3,013]

I'll still be surprised if it ends up being Petrino. Not because Fisher wouldn't make that hire. Just because too much backlash and I'm sure they're hearing it from the boosters.

[Droopy 2,639]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If they go through with this and hire Petrino, the entire posting base on 247 and Texags will be completely behind the Petrino hire by this time next week.

Rinse, Repeat.

Honestly, as a fan, you kind of have to unless you just completely give in and leave.

[HtownHorn 15,235]

Does Courtney get a say in this hire? Petrino has no problems fucking another man's wife and Jimbo is a cuck.

[Deej 77,845]

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If they go through with this and hire Petrino, the entire posting base on 247 and Texags will be completely behind the Petrino hire by this time next week

 

[JFKFC 4,978]

[Doc Daneeka 6,793]

7 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I'll still be surprised if it ends up being Petrino. Not because Fisher wouldn't make that hire. Just because too much backlash and I'm sure they're hearing it from the boosters.

“This is the guy we had to settle for after Petrino” might be as good or better. 

[Getafix 29,459]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

 

 

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

[Chuckie Finster 23,082]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

[realgreggym 838]

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Does Courtney get a say in this hire? Petrino has no problems fucking another man's wife and Jimbo is a cuck.

Petrino gets full access to KKL. No worries. 

[Vertuzzi 1,426]

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

Holy shit, that DNA is all kinds of fucked up

[Redneck Mutha 8,179]

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

[closetojumping 65,444]

10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

That can't be real. That has to be an AI rendition when tasked with creating an image of "the aggiest aggie to have ever aggied".

[closetojumping 65,444]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

A parallel to Godwin's Law exists in the realm of Internet college football forums. Let's call it Surly's Law. It can be defined as follows: "as a college football coaching discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison to Nick Saban approaches 1." It's unbelievable.

[Sealtm6 35]

He’s bringing road rash to college station 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

So help me..are these posted?

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Or

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[texifornia 59,017]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So help me..are these posted?

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Or

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[texifornia 59,017]

 

[Wishbone 4,958]

38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

This Petrino business seems like it could be a huge concern for the sheep in lit station. 

[Viper 12,221]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

 

hold up, has anyone actually explicitly said Bobby Petrino, or just that they're hiring Petrino? Are we absolutely sure the OC hire isn't Nick Petrino?

[mdleast 8,521]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Personally, I rate them

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[Huckleberry 34,676]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

If Biff Tannen went to A&M

[Hornlover 8,946]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

 

Looks like AJ Milwee's regarded half-brother.

[BigHornedLurker 2,176]

only hire that could beat this is Brian Ferentz , or a return of some set of Kevin Sumlin or Mazzone 

[Lou_Sassle 2,995]

[Getafix 29,459]

46 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So help me..are these posted?

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4 5 6 etc?

Or

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3 6?

 

 

Lol, my friend. 

 

[Michael Knight 13,233]

omg please let the Petrino thing be true

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

lol KKL and Petrino on the motocycle is quality

[Zhorn96 1,835]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

he was clearly made before Petrino learned how to ride motorcycles

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Thank you...asshole, lol

[deft 7,059]

[Vertigo 20,499]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

 

Looks like AJ Milwee's regarded half-brother.

Case McMilwee?

[Deej 77,845]

2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

Looks like AJ Milwee's regarded half-brother.

He asked a girl to give him head once, and she said, "It looks like you have enough."

[Bevo14 8,468]

2 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

only hire that could beat this is Brian Ferentz , or a return of some set of Kevin Sumlin or Mazzone 

[nnm 37,914]

Why is no one talking about Todd Graham? Seems like a perfect fit. 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

5 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

Looks like AJ Milwee's regarded half-brother.

Got a head like a bastard cat...

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

8 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nick Petrino is the most aggy-looking human that has ever existed.

He appears to be highly qualified!

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

“We are the laughing stock of college football”.

Now, he gets it.

 

Edited December 10, 2022 by Cairn Horn88

[NYBevo 1,762]

[Tex Pete 21,489]

12 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It’s convenient that now they hate mercenaries now that getting cash to recruits and players is (largely) above board. 

I’ve seen no evidence that they have any significant NIL set up. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,793]

I’ve seen no evidence that they have any significant NIL set up. 

Not theirs. The schools recruiting against them.

[Getafix 29,459]

 

 

 

[deft 7,059]

Sec west, 3rd most difficult in all NFL subdivisions

[Hornbeliever 741]

Am I the only one surprised they haven't, in a serious way, brought up Sark to be their OC?  OC at aggie on verge of natty is promotion from head coach at a Big 12 school.

[Doc Daneeka 6,793]

2 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

Am I the only one surprised they haven't, in a serious way, brought up Sark to be their OC?  OC at aggie on verge of natty is promotion from head coach at a Big 12 school.

Why would they want someone they think wasted Bijan’s talent?

[Chopper 17,432]

"Nick Saban makes hires like this all the time. Petrino will be great here and he's a great fit with Jimbo" will be their mantra by Thursday.

Nothing that happens during the offseason can stop the rollercoaster from ascending.

Nothing. Except, maybe...

 

Edited December 10, 2022 by Chopper

[Elmer_Fudd 22,995]

[Laxtonto 13,307]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

[Hank_Hill 20,054]

Yea well who cares what that guy thinks, Jimbo didn’t offer.

[MH BEVO 1,265]

11 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

With how much shit they talk about the big 12 you’d think they won it more than 1 out of 16 years.