Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Davis Lane 5580]

On 10/4/2021 at 7:12 PM, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

O/U on those that are named Karen?

[Deej 76755]

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

How could they prepare all summer when Bama turned over the offensive coaching staff?

[Spaceman Spiff 398]

8 hours ago, Vertigo said:

How could they prepare all summer when Bama turned over the offensive coaching staff?

They made vision boards.

[DigglerontheHoof 21179]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

 

All for this result:

[Wishbone 4759]

On 10/3/2021 at 4:02 AM, Pimphand said:

Edited October 7, 2021 by Wishbone
Never mind.

[texifornia 56863]

[DigglerontheHoof 21179]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

[texifornia 56863]

Well, they're going for one of those mid-fall humps on the rollercoaster

[Plorant 799]

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well, they're going for one of those mid-fall humps on the rollercoaster

Those motherfuckers love a close loss.

[HtownHorn 14668]

The only way this is a close loss, is aggy runs the ball on every down and take the play clock under 5 before each snap.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

The only way this is a close loss, is aggy runs the ball on every down and take the play clock under 5 before each snap.

Bama will load up the box and triple dog dare one Grack Calzone to beat them with his arm. Aggy will manage maybe 10 first downs in a narrow 45-6 loss that further erodes faith in the Jimbo. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The only way this is a close loss, is aggy runs the ball on every down and take the play clock under 5 before each snap.

Define "close."  That ag poster appears to define "close" as 25 points.  That's not unreasonable.  I could see 35-0 at half and a second half cruise by the Crimson Tide second and thirds to 35-10.  Not like destroying an unranked team 77-3 is going to get them all that many additional glamour points.

[HtownHorn 14668]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Define "close."  That ag poster appears to define "close" as 25 points.  That's not unreasonable.  I could see 35-0 at half and a second half cruise by the Crimson Tide second and thirds to 35-10.  Not like destroying an unranked team 77-3 is going to get them all that many additional glamour points.

A would normally say a "close" loss is a one score game. After watching these two teams play this season, aggy keeping this within 17 points should be considered an achievement.

[Vertigo 20276]

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Define "close."  That ag poster appears to define "close" as 25 points.  That's not unreasonable.  I could see 35-0 at half and a second half cruise by the Crimson Tide second and thirds to 35-10.  Not like destroying an unranked team 77-3 is going to get them all that many additional glamour points.

Saban is not going to let his foot off the gas this game. Jimbo was machine gunning checks this summer that his ass is about to cash. 

[Scholz 11938]

"I'm certain they pressed him [Thompson] to pull the trigger before coming back to CS for the Bama game..."

 

Yes, Bama prison raping you at your place and the shittastic performance your WRs are about to put on would've definitely swayed Thompson to you.  Fucking idiot.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

I'm thinking something like 24-3 half, 41-17 final.  Similar to Bama-Ole Miss game.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Bama rarely runs up the score in the second half of blowouts.  They’ll go clock killing.   With the way Jimbo runs clock, this should be a fast, fast game.  

[closetojumping 62565]

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Bama rarely runs up the score in the second half of blowouts.  They’ll go clock killing.   With the way Jimbo runs clock, this should be a fast, fast game.  

I'm assuming 28-6 going into the 4th quarter, and then Fisher does whatever he can to get the aggies in for the late backdoor cover and "close loss" that he knows that fanbase craves. 28-13 and aggies everywhere tell each other what "good bull" that effort was.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

After these past few weeks and Jimbo completely shitting on Elko publicly I could see him actually leaving. 

Dude, that would be awesome, but I just can't see it this season. Maybe in another 2, but not now. Aren't they also guaranteed x amount?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Who are you addressing? I don't see anyone believing LSU will even want him.

Just some in general who still think Jimbo will abandon free money to go to LSU for a ring. I just doubt he'll leave free millions just for a ring. People always want more money and he sure as shit isn't stepping down from shit hole B/CS just for a ring. He's getting retirement money to do whatever he wants. 

 

Also, I agree with you. I doubt LSU will want him, anyway. It's just a fantasy for some on here. He would kill it at LSU, but $9 million is worth more than the job at LSU, which they can't even afford 

Edited October 7, 2021 by Spider2YBanana

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

57 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

A would normally say a "close" loss is a one score game. 

Yeah, that's not gonna happen

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

51 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"I'm certain they pressed him [Thompson] to pull the trigger before coming back to CS for the Bama game..."

 

Yes, Bama prison raping you at your place and the shittastic performance your WRs are about to put on would've definitely swayed Thompson to you.  Fucking idiot.

I guess they think he wants to feel needed

[texifornia 56863]

[Vertigo 20276]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Why do they do this to themselves.. This is no longer wait till next year, this is wait till next week.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm assuming 28-6 going into the 4th quarter, and then Fisher does whatever he can to get the aggies in for the late backdoor cover and "close loss" that he knows that fanbase craves. 28-13 and aggies everywhere tell each other what "good bull" that effort was.

They did that several years ago.  I think maybe Sumlin's last year.  Bama controlled the whole game comfortably.  A&M drove the field against backups, using timeouts, and scored a garbage TD with 12 seconds left to only lose by 8 after they had been down by as much as 21.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Jimbo’s postgame PCs are working. The rubes are talking as much about their defense needing to perform as they are about their offense.  
 

if I’m elko, do I stick around long enough to get fired as a scapegoat for jimbo after next season or the season after?

[texifornia 56863]

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Why do they do this to themselves.. This is no longer wait till next year, this is wait till next week.

I don't know, but I'm so glad they do. It's entertainment money can't buy (unless you count their $9m/year).

[HtownHorn 14668]

54 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Their defense sucks. MSU exposed the secondary and LBs in coverage. Bama has much better personnel and can run the ball.

[MIkeHoncho 1908]

 

hahaha.  So much idiocy. 

I feel dirty, but I looked on 12thman.com and found since 2000: 

• aggy home record:  97 - 46  (67.8%)
• aggy home vs. ranked opponent 15 - 26 (36.6%)  
  •  home vs. ranked Texas  1 - 4 🤘

 

So many "big games" largely won because of the fans 😂

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo’s postgame PCs are working. The rubes are talking as much about their defense needing to perform as they are about their offense.  
 

if I’m elko, do I stick around long enough to get fired as a scapegoat for jimbo after next season or the season after?

Yeah, after being thrown under the bus, he ought to be looking for a place that will appreciate his skills.  agyy without Elko would be up shit creek.

[Handcruser 2805]

Here is my dream game scenario:
Bama wins the toss and defers.
Bama does onside kick and recovers
1st play is a long TD run.

7-0

Bama kicks off.
Calazada throws pick 6 on first play.

14-0

[camera shows calzone on sideline in diapers petting a grackle and sucking g his thumb]

Aggy kicks off.
Returned 93 yards for TD.

21-0

Bama kicks off.
Spiller fumbles the hand off from Bost.
Bama throws 25 yard TD.

28-0
[O’Neal finally shows up to stadium]

Bama kicks off.
Spiller run - loss of 3.
Spiller run - loss of 2.
Bost pass - intercepted.
Bama runs victory formation for TD.

35-0
11 minutes left in 1Q. Commercial break.
Texags goes off-line.

Bama kicks off.
Returned to the 50. Crowd goes wild as Aggy is back in the game!
Run by Achebe, fumble, returned to aggy 2.
Bama runs victory formation for TD again.

42-0
[camera pans to luxury suite showing jimbos wife romancing with schlossnagle]

Early halftime request by Aggy.

Start of 2nd half
Jimbo is drunk on TV and Haynes king is suited up. Aggy is Back in it!

Bama kicks off because they feel bad. Touchback! 12th man is wild!
Scooter comes out at QB.
Scooter leaves in ambulance. Not SEC ready.
Safety.

44-0
[camera shows calzone on sidelines with grackle and grackle is now 13th man. New tradition!

Bama receives kick.
All Bama players have switched jerseys.
Former OT takes the snap and outraces Entire defense 75 yards down sideline for TD.

51-0
Aggy asks for running clock.

Bama kicks off.
Aggy 1st play - victory formation fumble.
Bama returns for TD.

58-0

Grackle dies. Bama awarded TD.

65-0
9 minutes left in 3rd Q.

Camera pans to luxury suites where AD is preparing new long term contract at 12mil/yr for 20 years plus ownership of Dixie chicken.

72-0. Nobody knows what happened.

77-0 nobody knows what happened.

Grackle 13th man shirts are rolling off the press at start of 4th.

Alabama declines to get the ball anymore and makes a donation to Aggy charity of choice.

New grackle is seen in end zone. With Billy.

Texags is back online with a new article from Olin explaining how this is part of the process and Aggy is building momentum with Jimbo.

79-0
New record defeat. Cups printing now!

O’Neal returns from halftime.

Game over.

[Beau Vine 54207]

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I would leave College Station for less if I thought I could win a "natty" in the new place. Jimbo is 55. This year pretty much proves he won't win one at A&M. How much longer will he coach?

If LSU is stupid enough to offer him $6MM per year, he gets to go to LSU and have another go of using the new coach smell to recruit a state whose players all want to go to LSU. And they play great football there.

Jimbo doesn't feel any loyalty to anyone. What's best for Jimbo professionally? Beating Saban and getting to the top one more time. 

With millions in the bank and millions coming in, money would be less of factor in my choices.

It's moot anyway. LSU won't try to hire and the Aggies will gloat that they're so fucking rich that they can afford $10 million a year for a 2 loss season occasionally until Texas and OU show up.

 

 

Jimbo is not taking a $3M/year pay cut to leave a place where they make up excuses for his failings to go to a place where they'll actually be angry if he loses.  

...Though I would love to see Looch try to spin that.  

[Beau Vine 54207]

16 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Here is my dream game scenario:
Bama wins the toss and defers.
Bama does onside kick and recovers
1st play is a long TD run.

7-0

Bama kicks off.
Calazada throws pick 6 on first play.

14-0

[camera shows calzone on sideline in diapers petting a grackle and sucking g his thumb]

Aggy kicks off.
Returned 93 yards for TD.

You apparently have about as much understanding of kickoff rules as Charlie Strong.

[Beau Vine 54207]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3235793

[Elmer_Fudd 22203]

[texifornia 56863]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3235793

Lot to unpack there, but liver and onions??? Is this dude 100 years old?

[Beau Vine 54207]

[RomaVicta 29902]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just some in general who still think Jimbo will abandon free money to go to LSU for a ring. I just doubt he'll leave free millions just for a ring. People always want more money and he sure as shit isn't stepping down from shit hole B/CS just for a ring. He's getting retirement money to do whatever he wants. 

 

Also, I agree with you. I doubt LSU will want him, anyway. It's just a fantasy for some on here. He would kill it at LSU, but $9 million is worth more than the job at LSU, which they can't even afford 

Thanks for answering my post.

It was me, indeed, postulating about why Jimbo might leave some money on the table at A&M. I think the possibility of being in the hunt for national championship could lure him, but I don't make a definite statement about such as your own about him never leaving.

Neither of us could be sure, but smart money would back your prediction.

[texifornia 56863]

[Lhorn 4911]

Looks like the roller coaster is in its way up again. 

[RomaVicta 29902]

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jimbo is not taking a $3M/year pay cut to leave a place where they make up excuses for his failings to go to a place where they'll actually be angry if he loses.  

...Though I would love to see Looch try to spin that.  

I guess I just respond poorly to absolute statements about a future event. It may just be my older sensibilities. It's an educated guess that is very like correct, but it's not a fact as stated.

Now where did I put that buggy whip?

[Scholz 11938]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lot to unpack there, but liver and onions??? Is this dude 100 years old?

Luann Platter, biatch!

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Thanks for answering my post.

It was me, indeed, postulating about why Jimbo might leave some money on the table at A&M. I think the possibility of being in the hunt for national championship could lure him, but I don't make a definite statement about such as your own about him never leaving.

Neither of us could be sure, but smart money would back your prediction.

Yeah, absolutely. I don't know shit, and like you I'm just postulating as to why I personally don't think he will. But it's college football and coaches do weird shit. I do wonder if he even cares about his legacy as a coach. He's not a shitty coach by any means, but he's more like Mack Brown than anyone I can think of, except he's a cuck and not a complete pussy who cries when the mean old media makes remarks about his team. Who knows, tho. If LSU wants him I'm sure they'll just take from the government to make sure he's paid. Football is all that state has. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Forget poultry science. Aggy should be offering degrees in comedy. 

[WinningIsHard 4027]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3235793

Holy mother of God that aggiearchitect04 is one funny mother fucker! I'm crying! Colonoscopy prep drink for Calzada fuckin killed me 

[NYBevo 1699]

[Gut Wagon 8065]

4 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

[RomaVicta 29902]

Okay, who talked?

[Droopy 2626]

Yeah, it’s all just a big conspiracy of people working behind the scenes to get Texas more exposure to kill the “momentum” that aggy has built.