Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Elmer_Fudd 22088]

It's amazing that they can't come to grips that our LB group this year was much better and that maybe Hill took notice of it.  

[hookemATL 11602]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's amazing that they can't come to grips that any homosapien or otherwise sentient being would rather spend time in Austin than step foot in the banal hemmorhoid that is BCS.

fify

[texifornia 56479]

[RollingPresidential 632]

I like that "Texas under Sark" is an insult to them. We hit Jimbo's typical season this year, 8-4 with a top 10 win and 1-2 dogshit, inexcusable losses. But sure, he wouldn't be wasted at A&M.

[NoName 16286]

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

"People think Texas has an edge because Texas has blasted it to every source they have Hill is theirs and he loves them. I've seen this story too many times." 

 

So, sort of like... Malcom Brown? Tim Cole? Sydir Mitchell? Holton Hill? Kris Boyd? Malik Jefferson? Jeff McCulloch? Alfred Collins? Vernon Broughton? Cedric Reed? Johntay Cook? Cedric Baxter? Hayden Connor? Troy Omeire? Jordan Whittington? Brandon Jones? Moro Ojomo? 

 

And those are just the "big" names I can remember off the top of my head. I, too, have "seen this story too many times." And that's all just in our past 13 years of wandering the desert

Rumor is Kris Boyd is still looking for a ride to College Station

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

Fat Hamm in his feelings 

[RomaVicta 29769]

 

They keep saying this as though it only takes some level of physical determination to draw some day 1 starters out of the portal. Just hit it really hard. It's easy if you just hit it hard.

Not bad, Aggy. Not bad at all.

And for the unintentional comedy, ladies and gentlemen, I give you jetblack.

 

Edited December 15, 2022 by RomaVicta

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Fat Hamm in his feelings 

SEC is trembling.

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

Beautiful!!

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Uhh whos gonna tell him? 

[HtownHorn 14468]

17 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Fat Hamm in his feelings 

I mean at least McDonald is a Top 100 guy in two of the industry lists. This kid is a JAG.

[WinningIsHard 4016]

Screen shots of message board posts to negative recruit a 5-7 team that is without an OC and has a DC who murders players that can’t go without water during summer workouts. Most of their two deep is in the portal currently. 
 

[Wishbone 4731]

The angst and refusal to see the writing on the wall with regard to Hill from those morons has more to do with him picking Texas over them than any other reason than they’ll admit. It forces them to face the truth about where and who they are as a program after convincing themselves they are one of the big boys and on a level with Texas in the national picture. It’s a shock and reminder to their fragile ego. Like getting hit in the face with a wet squirrel.

Edited December 15, 2022 by Wishbone

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

The angst and refusal to see the writing on the wall with regard to Hill from those morons has more to do with him picking Texas over them than any other reason than they’ll admit. It forces them to face the truth about where and who they are as a program after convincing themselves they are one of the big boys and on a level with Texas in the national picture. It’s a shock and reminder to their fragile ego. Like getting hit in the face with a wet squirrel.

Right. They are very invested in the narrative that the Texas defense is super shitty and always will be under Sark, based on 2021. 2022 doesn’t fit the narrative as well, because the defense was actually kinda good. Oh and one of the Texas LBs was an AP 3rd-team AA.

Anyway, the defense and LBs were terrible in 2021. They much prefer to concentrate on that.

Edited December 16, 2022 by Hank Chinaski

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Back to the old Sumlin days. “Well we suck but so does tu. In state 5 stars should go to Georgia or Bama.”

Time really is a flat circle. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22088]

[RabidM 2664]

Gonna have to be quick. Looch is probably going to delete the worst of it fast. 

[Jebus 1300]

Gimme the goods 

[Radical Larry 28528]

[texifornia 56479]

 

[Sealtm6 35]

Bring it!!!!

[texifornia 56479]

Let's start with the amuse bouche - Chantz a l'maroon

[texifornia 56479]

PS: I have to wait 2 minutes between posts or they all merge together, so more comments = faster new content

[Jebus 1300]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

PS: I have to wait 2 minutes between posts or they all merge together, so more comments = faster new content

I’m doing my part!

[texifornia 56479]

Let's all see if TheBigCat20 comes back tonight

[campcrunk 2346]

[texifornia 56479]

Last set before the main event

[texifornia 56479]

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

God damn, I don't think the tears about us joining the SEC will ever be beaten, but the way they're turning on each other right now is up there

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

@Longhornfrenzy is taking a break for dinner, and I can finally finish this episode of The Americans, but more to come

v

[Jebus 1300]

Surely they have been beaten into submission and there won’t be a lot of fireworks right? 

[HtownHorn 14468]

Only the Cloak Room is a dumber echo chamber than texaggy. Anyone questioning Jimbo is immediately banned.

[texifornia 56479]

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

That tech ag poster is quite a piece of work. 

[texifornia 56479]

[TexasMan 10785]

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

txaggie2012, my dear aggy friend, the saddest part for you is that we didn't even match your offer

[theBigHen 362]

God, the guy saying this is because their boosters aren’t giving enough money is fully depleting my dopamine rn. That is the icing on the cake of excuses and conclusions drawn from this season. 

[texifornia 56479]

Jet Black still stanning for his boy Santucci is beautiful. He was the one saying Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas.

[theBigHen 362]

Also this one fully fuckin knocked me out. Holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this. 

[texifornia 56479]

Just now, theBigHen said:

Also this one fully fuckin knocked me out. Holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this. 

@Longhornfrenzy

[Mason Ramsey 3371]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Jet Black still stanning for his boy Santucci is beautiful. He was the one saying Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas.

Jet Black is Mrs. Santucci

[texifornia 56479]

ok who is this

[BornAndRaised 12223]

big ups to @texifornia and LHF for the dopamine hits tonight.