Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[SamMan 1334]

Many thanks to @texifornia and others for your efforts. From what I can tell, nearly every post on Texags right now is some variation of this:

…and it soothes my soul.

[linux 1655]

The most glorious part of the transfer portal season is that their real predicted sieve has not happened yet, the ~20 5* DL they have for that 3 man front is going to want play time eventually, and even if they can retain the best players, that is going to be a treasure trove for whoever gets the leftovers.

As for the unpredicted disaster (at the beginning) of the season the players getting kicked out, a crap OC hire, lack of institutional control.

We could be looking at half their Greatest unbalanced Class Ever! not even being half there by Fall.
 

[Deej 76510]

7 hours ago, mchookem said:

so wtf are all these 'rumors' about the horrible things Texas coaches have done to fuck with aggy all season? i mean i'm pretty sure Texas staff had their hands full just trying to get thru this gotdamn season.

but is surly lacking in rumor and gossip?? i mean we seem pretty damn connected...but i guess city council members and towing/throwing (rocks) warriors don't count as much...

get with it guys, i want some aggy torment scoop!

They led Texas to an 8-4 record and didn’t lose to App State. That is unfair and they have reported us to the NCAA.

[Rimbo 25752]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

After finding out that Mike Leach read Surly, and this thread in particular, ...

We are not the same.

[texifornia 56434]

[texifornia 56434]

[texifornia 56434]

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

“Sugar Bowl is a major bowl wtf are you talking about”

 

Unless it’s Georgia. Georgia doesn’t think it is. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

I wonder if the well connected posters who revealed that Hill's dad got a super secret job are the same well connected posters who proclaimed Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas recruiting circles.

[Vertigo 20257]

31 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I wonder if the well connected posters who revealed that Hill's dad got a super secret job are the same well connected posters who proclaimed Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas recruiting circles.

Well, the same posters ARE saying that Riley to aggy is the worst kept secret. 

[JBJ 3647]

I'm trying to imagine the hellscape aggy dwell in where offseason is typically better than season.

[Gaffords 755]

This Hill thing is really chapping that aggy ass.  It's caused more aggy misery than going 5-7.

[TexasBeta 1259]

This Hill thing is really chapping that aggy ass.  It's caused more aggy misery than going 5-7.

Suck it farmers.

[Kwix 2186]

1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

This Hill thing is really chapping that aggy ass.  It's caused more aggy misery than going 5-7.

They really believed he was a super not-so-secret double decommitt. 

[BERT 4345]

18 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Are there any motion pictures from their 1939 season? I don't think I've even seen stills. Randolph would know, but he died of covid.

Gone With The Wind

[Focht Up 631]

"It's been said by 3-4 posters here..."

Therefore it must be true!

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

I thought the Riley thing was dead, because they wanted him in time to show recruits before most of them signed elsewhere. 
 

eta if not just because he asked them if the letters FO mean anything to them. 

Edited December 17, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Dbeasy 14953]

They can all still be worst kept secrets, they are all just fake secrets. Advantage Aggie. 

[Wishbone 4731]

One thing everyone can agree on is their delusion is no kept secret.

[Reese Bennett 3604]

20 hours ago, nnm said:

Here's leaked video from their unauthorized practice this morning:

I admit this looked like the real deal but then I saw it for the deep fake it is because non-bowl teams don't get to practice... unless this is at Jimbo's ranch.

Edited December 17, 2022 by Reese Bennett

[Getafix 28392]

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

Edited December 17, 2022 by Getafix

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

Is that your own work that you are advertising?

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

 

 

[Vertigo 20257]

We rub each other after great wins..cant wait men!   Well done.

Edited December 17, 2022 by Vertigo

[totallynotabuttpirate 5341]

22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

 

[MontereyMX 847]

5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

We rub each other after great wins..cant wait men!   Well done.

bunch of blue ball fuckers over there

[SydneyCarton 47809]

Just now, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

bunch of blue ball fuckers over there

Balls aren’t blue if they’re constantly jerking each other off. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

After finding out that Mike Leach read Surly, and this thread in particular, ...
We are not the same.

Wut? I missed something.

[SHOOTER12 8787]

37 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

Been smoking dried sheep shit again I see.

[Wishbone 4731]

34 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

[Zhorn96 1772]

48 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

[Deej 76510]

[TXRed 3184]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I thought the Riley thing was dead, because they wanted him in time to show recruits before most of them signed elsewhere. 
 

eta if not just because he asked them if the letters FO mean anything to them. 

I think they’re being sarcastic about Riley because that’s what all their fake insiders were saying about Ant Hill. 

[Rimbo 25752]

1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

Wut? I missed something.

Leach was a regular Surly reader, and of this thread in particular. If you ask me how I know this, I'll only answer in complete lies.

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

[Getafix 28392]

 

His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.

And he does end with a flourish.

 

 

[futureman 22411]

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Should be included in their orientation rituals, as a stellar example to be emulated.

(Someone should tweet this to MBG or some account that posts aggie drivel ... )

 

 

"Bein an ag is about a great stack, hard crease and full bulge."

lulz

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

 
His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.
And he does end with a flourish.
 

 

I like the cut of his jib. “Endured” is the correct verb to describe watching 40 years of aggy

[RabidM 2664]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.

And he does end with a flourish.

 

 

[Wishbone 4731]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

His rather cavalier disregard for punctuation and spelling notwithstanding, I think this guy is far more perceptive than his aggie brethren.

And he does end with a flourish.

 

 

No ag tag. Which one of you is this?

or is that not Texags?

Edited December 18, 2022 by Wishbone

[RabidM 2664]

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

No ag tag. Which one of you is this?

or is that not Texags?

It's the 247 site. 

[Wishbone 4731]

4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

It's the 247 site. 

Thought it might be. 🤘🏻

[Droopy 2623]

Holy shit this is funny!! 🤣🤘🏼

 

[stork642 4498]

Everything Aggie personified in one NFL game    

 

 

Edited December 18, 2022 by stork642

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

2 hours ago, stork642 said:

Everything Aggie personified in one NFL game    

 

 

Aggy pimp came walk.gif

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1254]

5 hours ago, stork642 said:

Everything Aggie personified in one NFL game    

 

 

The beauty of this chart is it still holds true if you flip it upside down. They’re at the midway point right now after the season. 
 

Just wait until they load up with a few former 5-star flameout transfers, “quietly productive” FCS transfers, and some “late riser” 3-star bread and they’ll be climbing back up to the peak in no time. 
 

Rinse and repeat. 

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

[SHOOTER12 8787]

6 hours ago, stork642 said:

Everything Aggie personified in one NFL game    

 

 

Very rollercoasterish 

[texifornia 56434]

[texifornia 56434]