Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[C-Man 26991]

And where would Chris Simms rank among all-time aggy QB's? He was a better collegiate QB than just about anybody they've had other than JFF, right? Kevin Murray? Bucky Richardson? Simms would rank fourth all-time on aggy's passing yards and TD's list and has a higher QB rating than any other recent aggy signal-caller save Johnny Football and (LOL) Kenny Hill.

[Gaffords 755]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Correction: boss

Correction: hand puppet & her sister.

[Gaffords 755]

38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

Jesus.  Georgia fought hard for him until the end .. Alabama fought hard also, but they, like everyone knew it had become a 2 horse race.  But they didn't move on completely.  They stayed in as much as they could.  When Texas pulled away, Georgia still fought hard to the bitter end.  

These fuckers will come up with anything to make themselves feel better.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just like Georgia didn’t want Sydir Mitchell. Rationalization is a helluva drug. 

[closetojumping 62131]

2 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Jesus.  Georgia fought hard for him until the end .. Alabama fought hard also, but they, like everyone knew it had become a 2 horse race.  But they didn't move on completely.  They stayed in as much as they could.  When Texas pulled away, Georgia still fought hard to the bitter end.  

These fuckers will come up with anything to make themselves feel better.

The Arch Manning takes have always been uncut dope for me. You will often see single posters twisting themselves into a logic knot to rationalize away their fears about Manning being a standout at Texas. "We didn't offer him. He's not very good. Why would a guy with that talent go there? They paid a bunch of money to lock him in because Georgia and Alabama would have landed him otherwise. Georgia and Alabama didn't even want him. I like our QB room better. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."

[NoName 16271]

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Just like Georgia didn’t want Sydir Mitchell. Rationalization is a helluva drug. 

no, that one is correct.

they actually sent their DC and Head Coach to New Jersey specifically to tell Mitchell they were withdrawing their offer and that they never were interested in the first place.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, NoName said:

no, that one is correct.

they actually sent their DC and Head Coach to New Jersey specifically to tell Mitchell they were withdrawing their offer and that they never were interested in the first place.

My bad. UGA has a very polite coaching staff and it was cool of them to process him in time for him to get in at his safety school. 

[WinningIsHard 4016]

50 minutes ago, C-Man said:

And where would Chris Simms rank among all-time aggy QB's? He was a better collegiate QB than just about anybody they've had other than JFF, right? Kevin Murray? Bucky Richardson? Simms would rank fourth all-time on aggy's passing yards and TD's list and has a higher QB rating than any other recent aggy signal-caller save Johnny Football and (LOL) Kenny Hill.

This is glorious. Simms was 22-4 his last two years at Texas. In aggy history they have only won that many games in a two year stretch ONCE, 91-92. Their entire fucking history. 120 years of football and Chris simms at QB would be their best two year stretch ever but yeah he’s mehh. Fuck those delusional assholes. I hope when jimbo leaves there is nothing left but a smoldering pile of fake future trophies. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy was LBU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In what fantasy 

Well there was that one time in 2015 where they hand picked Riley Garner, Claude George and Dwaine Thomas at LB, forcing us to have to settle for Malik Jefferson...

[nnm 35990]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

And where would Chris Simms rank among all-time aggy QB's? He was a better collegiate QB than just about anybody they've had other than JFF, right? Kevin Murray? Bucky Richardson? Simms would rank fourth all-time on aggy's passing yards and TD's list and has a higher QB rating than any other recent aggy signal-caller save Johnny Football and (LOL) Kenny Hill.

Kenny Hill won a ton of games, including an 11 win season with TCU.  He wasn’t a world-beater, but he was good. And we know how the hobbit worked out for OUsux. 

[DanTheHorn 4893]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

I will take a Chris Simms even if he says the BIG XII sucks. He had us on the verge of MNC appearance and was let down by the play calling. We should have kept running the ball since Colorado had not stopped it at all until he was made to throw a ball into linebacker traffic. I am not saying Arch is Chris but even if he is it it still really good.

[Rimbo 25752]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

The real joke here is that Simms absolutely owned A&M when he was here. He absolutely brutalized their coverage with dimes to BJ and Roy.

[Nivek 16807]

It was kind of hard to run the ball when El Ced took himself and Mike Williams out of the game. But before that. Sure.

[DanTheHorn 4893]

Just now, Nivek said:

It was kind of hard to run the ball when El Ced took himself and Mike Williams out of the game. But before that. Sure.

They took themselves out as part of the interception. That interception should have never happened, we could have run it in at ease.

[DanTheHorn 4893]

10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Checking in on aggy signing day 

Had I not read the caption I would have thought that was the aggy hall of champions.

Edited December 22, 2022 by DanTheHorn

[Armybrat 40678]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

Gotta laugh at those clueless country clods.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

They took themselves out as part of the interception. That interception should have never happened, we could have run it in at ease.

Can we just leave that tumor of a game in the wreckage of Texas Stadium?

Talk about this one instead: https://stats.texassports.com/custompages/sports/m-footbl/archive/stats/02/112902.htm

Simms’ third win in a row against those clowns. 

[C-Man 26991]

40 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The real joke here is that Simms absolutely owned A&M when he was here. He absolutely brutalized their coverage with dimes to BJ and Roy.

Yeah, he eviscerated them twice and was 3-1 against aggy as a starter and that's IF you tag him with the Bonfire loss in 1999. He left the game with a 16-6 lead.

2000: @Texas 43, aggy 17; Simms 16-of-24 for 383 yards, 3 TD/0 INT

2001: Texas 21, @aggy 7; Simms 15-of-33 for 138 yards, 0 TD/0 INT

2002: @Texas 50, aggy 20; Simms 16-of-24 for 278 yards, 3 TD/0 INT

[Scholz 11923]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

The real joke here is that Simms absolutely owned A&M when he was here. He absolutely brutalized their coverage with dimes to BJ and Roy.

It’s incredible they ever talk Simms down. He dragged his nuts on those bitches. They’re too stupid for words.

[TheBryMan81 2495]

22 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Her backing herself into the dead on Oklahoma and Oklahoma state comparison kills me every time

I'm pretty sure what she was trying to look for was something like Florida/Florida St and she accidentally and completely unintentionally found an accurate comparison lol

[morehornsepower 865]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They’re too stupid for words.

I feel like this could be the response for all of their screenshots, and a candidate for the title of this whole topic...

[Gaffords 755]

If Arch is just a little above average and Texas can win the games it is supposed to, aggy misery is going to be something we've never witnessed before...

It's a real possibility that Arch taking the reigns will coincide with our debut in the SEC.  As long as Arch/UT don't trip over their own dick, the ESPN on Arch disgusting knob slobbering will eclipse the Tebow/JFF combined gobblefest completely.  Plus ESPN will be in full New SEC hype mode, aggy won't be able to watch any game without hearing about Arch and UT 3 or 4 times during the game, and that's after it being the main topic during pregame and predominant at halftime...

The SEC believe they've have a grasp on who aggy is.  They've only dealt with blissful aggy and that was bad enough...  But now theyn will get the real aggy, miserable aggy.

IF the SEC thinks aggy obsessed over us before?  Now they get to deal with the insane, paranoid, bat shit crazy, miserable aggy who no longer cares to be everyone's best friend....

Heaven forbid something positive is said about UT without aggy being mentioned in an equal way.

Let a thread pop up anywhere talking UT and aggy will be all over it as the weak, abused, defenseless younger step brother, demanding justice...

Let a conversation happen talking UT achievements, and aggy will be telling the world how aggy is better, and just like, but more elite, but equal to tu in every way.  I pity the fool who innocently requests an explanation for clarity's sake on how aggy football has always be as good as, but better than, equal to, but even more elite than UTs...  

The tantrums they will witness aggy butt hurt for not seeing aggy as being just like tu, no matter real facts.. at fish camp they said...  

The poor fool who mistakenly calls us UT, the aggy education on how Tenn is the real UT and we are to be called tu...  Just to be ignored and we're still referred to as UT...

If there is any doubts about which of the two schools is te toxic one, aggy will put them to rest in 2024-2025.

Aggy paradise is about to become aggy 7th hell.  They will despise the SEC for not seeing aggy's achievements rivaling tu's..  and that's when things start to turn aggy and they start making stupid decisions and doing crazy shit, trying to feel equal to tu... Which always leads to even more aggy misery...

 

 

[Nivek 16807]

The rest of SEC knows aggy well enough by now.  Especially after the announcement of TX/OU and their meltdown. 

[Mdhorn 5908]

Maybe Texas will get better ref calls with Arch at qb. Tired of bad officiating in the big 12. Entire games with only UT being called for holding and fake targeting calls.

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

If Arch is just a little above average and Texas can win the games it is supposed to, aggy misery is going to be something we've never witnessed before...

It's a real possibility that Arch taking the reigns will coincide with our debut in the SEC.  As long as Arch/UT don't trip over their own dick, the ESPN on Arch disgusting knob slobbering will eclipse the Tebow/JFF combined gobblefest completely.  Plus ESPN will be in full New SEC hype mode, aggy won't be able to watch any game without hearing about Arch and UT 3 or 4 times during the game, and that's after it being the main topic during pregame and predominant at halftime...

The SEC believe they've have a grasp on who aggy is.  They've only dealt with blissful aggy and that was bad enough...  But now theyn will get the real aggy, miserable aggy.

IF the SEC thinks aggy obsessed over us before?  Now they get to deal with the insane, paranoid, bat shit crazy, miserable aggy who no longer cares to be everyone's best friend....

Heaven forbid something positive is said about UT without aggy being mentioned in an equal way.

Let a thread pop up anywhere talking UT and aggy will be all over it as the weak, abused, defenseless younger step brother, demanding justice...

Let a conversation happen talking UT achievements, and aggy will be telling the world how aggy is better, and just like, but more elite, but equal to tu in every way.  I pity the fool who innocently requests an explanation for clarity's sake on how aggy football has always be as good as, but better than, equal to, but even more elite than UTs...  

The tantrums they will witness aggy butt hurt for not seeing aggy as being just like tu, no matter real facts.. at fish camp they said...  

The poor fool who mistakenly calls us UT, the aggy education on how Tenn is the real UT and we are to be called tu...  Just to be ignored and we're still referred to as UT...

If there is any doubts about which of the two schools is te toxic one, aggy will put them to rest in 2024-2025.

Aggy paradise is about to become aggy 7th hell.  They will despise the SEC for not seeing aggy's achievements rivaling tu's..  and that's when things start to turn aggy and they start making stupid decisions and doing crazy shit, trying to feel equal to tu... Which always leads to even more aggy misery...

 

 

 

this .....this is fantastic.   'Pujols Gif' doesn't do this justice.    T

Spot on 

'hit on the screws'

cuz this is exactly what will happen and how it will happen

(also, probably exactly when it will happen)

bravo. 

Edited December 22, 2022 by Alphie Solomons.
"when"

[Foosters 17691]

2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

If Arch is just a little above average and Texas can win the games it is supposed to, aggy misery is going to be something we've never witnessed before...

It's a real possibility that Arch taking the reigns will coincide with our debut in the SEC.  As long as Arch/UT don't trip over their own dick, the ESPN on Arch disgusting knob slobbering will eclipse the Tebow/JFF combined gobblefest completely.  Plus ESPN will be in full New SEC hype mode, aggy won't be able to watch any game without hearing about Arch and UT 3 or 4 times during the game, and that's after it being the main topic during pregame and predominant at halftime...

The SEC believe they've have a grasp on who aggy is.  They've only dealt with blissful aggy and that was bad enough...  But now theyn will get the real aggy, miserable aggy.

IF the SEC thinks aggy obsessed over us before?  Now they get to deal with the insane, paranoid, bat shit crazy, miserable aggy who no longer cares to be everyone's best friend....

Heaven forbid something positive is said about UT without aggy being mentioned in an equal way.

Let a thread pop up anywhere talking UT and aggy will be all over it as the weak, abused, defenseless younger step brother, demanding justice...

Let a conversation happen talking UT achievements, and aggy will be telling the world how aggy is better, and just like, but more elite, but equal to tu in every way.  I pity the fool who innocently requests an explanation for clarity's sake on how aggy football has always be as good as, but better than, equal to, but even more elite than UTs...  

The tantrums they will witness aggy butt hurt for not seeing aggy as being just like tu, no matter real facts.. at fish camp they said...  

The poor fool who mistakenly calls us UT, the aggy education on how Tenn is the real UT and we are to be called tu...  Just to be ignored and we're still referred to as UT...

If there is any doubts about which of the two schools is te toxic one, aggy will put them to rest in 2024-2025.

Aggy paradise is about to become aggy 7th hell.  They will despise the SEC for not seeing aggy's achievements rivaling tu's..  and that's when things start to turn aggy and they start making stupid decisions and doing crazy shit, trying to feel equal to tu... Which always leads to even more aggy misery...

 

 

 

[WinningIsHard 4016]

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Maybe Texas will get better ref calls with Arch at qb. Tired of bad officiating in the big 12. Entire games with only UT being called for holding and fake targeting calls.

If you go rewatch that tcu game from this year, focus on Wiley anytime duggan scrambled or left the pocket. He understands the bias better than anybody and he exploited the fuck out of it. He would blatantly hold and when that didn’t work, he would just tackle our edge or LB. Fuck the big 12, I hope they struggle to keep the lights on when we leave. Ungrateful piles of shit. 

[RomaVicta 29756]

18 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy was LBU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In what fantasy 

I'm old enough to remember their period of great defense. They didn't win an MNC or even many bowl games, but they had some great linebackers. Penn State was LBU back then.

My father, who has been dead for ten years, likely remembered A&M's last MNC. He was 13.

I like how their fantasy image of themselves as an SEC power and nationally relevant giant only a player away from winning their first fully legit national championship gives them authority to be smug and condescending to Texas. 

I also see that the parrots have bought into Liucci's drivel about Texas and A&M having the same record the last two years thus they are in the same position. Billy provided us with a methane word cloud about perception and momentum, insofar as he grasps the meaning of those words, which is the only thing keeping the world from recognizing the superiority of the Aggies.

Based on the above, the Aggies say we have a shit coach. We trend up from 5-7 to 8-4 and actually look improved on the field. They trend down from 8-4 to 5-7 and at last caught the world's attention as the flop they are just about every year. I don't write this as some sort of revelation; it's all obvious.

The point is that the obvious is so elusive to those idiots. Their witless iron grip on traditions and groupthink evolved from their need to keep it so.

 

[RomaVicta 29756]

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

It is. There is also a sterling example of Aggie logic.

Start with an obvious lie that you're desperate to believe:

Two top five schools who pursued him weren't actually "really" pushing hard for him.

Add: Even their own unranked school who made the top five once this century, didn't prioritize Manning (obviously for the same reasons underpinning the lie above).

Therefore, Manning ain't that good. All hype.

Broader conclusion: Any highly regarded player that doesn't go to a "better program" is phony.

Missed conclusion: Aggie's greatest class of all time last year is phony because those players would have ended up at better (actually strong) programs if they weren't.

 

 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

They were a bonfire officiating screw job from being 0-4 against Simms. As it was, they lost the last three and were behind 16-6 when he left the first game. 

One thing those idiots really don’t want is a Texas QB giving them Chris Simms vibes. 

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm old enough to remember their period of great defense. They didn't win an MNC or even many bowl games, but they had some great linebackers. Penn State was LBU back then.

My father, who has been dead for ten years, likely remembered A&M's last MNC. He was 13.

I like how their fantasy image of themselves as an SEC power and nationally relevant giant only a player away from winning their first fully legit national championship gives them authority to be smug and condescending to Texas. 

I also see that the parrots have bought into Liucci's drivel about Texas and A&M having the same record the last two years thus they are in the same position. Billy provided us with a methane word cloud about perception and momentum, insofar as he grasps the meaning of those words, which is the only thing keeping the world from recognizing the superiority of the Aggies.

Based on the above, the Aggies say we have a shit coach. We trend up from 5-7 to 8-4 and actually look improved on the field. They trend down from 8-4 to 5-7 and at last caught the world's attention as the flop they are just about every year. I don't write this as some sort of revelation; it's all obvious.

The point is that the obvious is so elusive to those idiots. Their witless iron grip on traditions and groupthink evolved from their need to keep it so.

 

We are prob similar in age I also thought Penn state was LBU.  

[SydneyCarton 47809]

Wake the fuck up @texifornia, you board abandoning sloth, it is now “tomorrow.”

[utee94 15742]

[Born Burnt 6147]

New aggy war hymn.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

[utee94 15742]

Well they would know first-hand about rifts in the locker room caused by throwing money at the younger players.  

Except they DON'T know, because they're culturally incapable of self reflection.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving group of morons.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Can someone point me to Sarkisian's quote about a NIL divide in the lockerroom?

[Codaxx 5588]

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

"I know his dad was for sure his "agent" and main point of contact"

Holy Shit!! A father was heavily involved in his son's future. What a douche!! I can not believe that, it is just so unbelievable. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Holy projection Batman.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

So recruits with dads are bad. And recruits without dads are bad. 

[closetojumping 62131]

23 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Here's what these idiots have failed to realize, and it's obvious up to the HC level. Yes, you are going to have to recruit your current roster. You're going to have to pay the stars every year on new terms. You can also taper on guys that don't get it done.

If you're going to do it really well, you need endlessly deep pockets from multiple boosters, and crowdfunding capabilities that enable forever subscriptions, and then you're also going to need serious corporate depth for the truly elite guys that you will have to both attract and retain in order to compete for the playoffs. They still don't get this.

"Good luck when he asks for more money next year!" Uh, yeah, we hope that is the case, because that means he's damned good and showing out as a freshman. Also, the players know this.

22 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Texas is managing the NIL side of things in the locker room just about as well as anyone, by all accounts. This is something that the coaching staff's approach to the players lends itself well to under Sarkisian.

It's going to be harder for the hardasses to handle. Saban has built himself a solid support team to insulate his approach with the Gen-Zs. We'll see how it goes for Kelly. It will be fucking easy for Harbaugh and Swinney.

Fisher? Well, again, he's a simple idiot and innovation is the kind of the thing that is going to run guys like him, of his age, over. It's already happening. 

These guys are so completely disconnected from reality at this point that someone should commission a study on the fanbase and compare it to what happened with The Seekers and Sister Thedra in 1950's Chicago. They're so completely committed to Fisher being the guy and taking them to the promised land that they cannot possibly abandon the attachment to him without risking a psychotic break. We're looking at some whacko shit here.

[bad_teammate 13125]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So recruits with dads are bad. And recruits without dads are bad. 

Recruits who don't go to A&M are bad. 

Stupid sip

[ousux 5586]

Maybe Texas will get better ref calls with Arch at qb. Tired of bad officiating in the big 12. Entire games with only UT being called for holding and fake targeting calls.

I wouldn't count on it unless we have a really good year and it's clear we're the best chance the SECSEC has of bringing it all home..then, and ONLY maybe then we'll get a few favorable calls.

[SydneyCarton 47809]

46 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Can someone point me to Sarkisian's quote about a NIL divide in the lockerroom?

I see CTJ already touched on it, but yes, everything we've heard is that Sark has managed the locker room pretty damn fucking well in the NIL world. Some of that is communication, some of that is culture, some of that is recruiting the right guys to that culture, and them helping sustain it...Long story short, the players are happy to get support, and they understand that not everyone is going to get paid like Bijan or Ewers, and they're generally fine with that shit.

It's also a huge fucking difference between just dropping massive bags to a player and promising them a payout for signing, as opposed to legitimate NIL deals on top of general player support. Players see and understand the difference, for the most part. aTm still doesn't even understand how NIL is supposed to work. That's a fucking problem, for them at least, and we are all fucking here for it. 

[ATXhorn17 1610]

26 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Recruits who don't go to A&M are bad. 

Stupid sip

Huh. Strange that Aggy hasn’t provided an iota of proof for their claims surrounding Anthony Hill’s dad… No specific role or company name has even been referenced.

But TexAgs now accepts it as objective fact lol.

[HtownHorn 14446]

Isn't the whole goal of our collective to guarantee a baseline minimum for all the players, and then help them find corporate sponsorships as individual one offs. Like Bijan with his mustard and Lamborghini. Doesn't Ewers have a deal with a blue jean's company?

[markstanco 12489]

On 12/21/2022 at 9:35 AM, HtownHorn said:

Do they actually think anyone gives a shit about their lies and made-up erotic fantasies? 

[Chuckie Finster 22583]

Here are the facts:

• Most expected the recruitment of Anthony Hill to be a long, drawn out process between Texas, Texas A&M, and OU
• aggy hosts its annual pool party in July, an event that even aggy message board posters insinuate is where bags are dropped
• Anthony Hill visits College Station for this event, immediately meets with Jimbo Fisher, and commits about 5 minutes later
• aggy completely falls apart, losing 6 games in a row.  Hill visits for one of those losses, and by all accounts has a miserable time and is encouraged to look elsewhere by current players on the team
• Hill immediately decommits
• Almost the entire LB room decides to leave, seemingly confirming the rumors of an unhappy locker room
• Meanwhile, the Texas LB room shows incredible improvement, including an afterthought recruit turning into a bonafide star
• Hill commits to Texas

Imagine the mental gymnastics required to look at this timeline and conclude that aggy is really where he wants to be, but he is being dragged against his will to Austin.

Edited December 22, 2022 by Chuckie Finster