Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[SydneyCarton 49504]

18 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Isn't the whole goal of our collective to guarantee a baseline minimum for all the players, and then help them find corporate sponsorships as individual one offs. Like Bijan with his mustard and Lamborghini. Doesn't Ewers have a deal with a blue jean's company?

Wrangler and Luchese. But for the most part the corporate stuff found the players on their own. 

[ClubWhatever 12310]

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Here are the facts:

• Most expected the recruitment of Anthony Hill to be a long, drawn out process between Texas, Texas A&M, and OU
• aggy hosts its annual pool party in July, an event that even aggy message board posters insinuate is where bags are dropped
• Anthony Hill visits College Station for this event, immediately meets with Jimbo Fisher, and commits about 5 minutes later
• aggy completely falls apart, losing 6 games in a row.  Hill visits for one of those losses, and by all accounts has a miserable time and is encouraged to look elsewhere by current players on the team
• Hill immediately decommits
• Almost the entire LB room decides to leave, seemingly confirming the rumors of an unhappy locker room
• Meanwhile, the Texas LB room shows incredible improvement, including an afterthought recruit turning into a bonafide star
• Hill commits to Texas

Imagine the mental gymnastics required to look at this timeline and conclude that aggy is really where he wants to be, but he is being dragged against his will to Austin.

You forgot dad offered job

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You forgot dad offered job

As an added bonus, when dad doesn’t start a new job they can say we reneged on the deal and that he will be portalling out-to them obviously unless they decided they don’t want him anymore. 

[closetojumping 65428]

32 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Isn't the whole goal of our collective to guarantee a baseline minimum for all the players, and then help them find corporate sponsorships as individual one offs. Like Bijan with his mustard and Lamborghini. Doesn't Ewers have a deal with a blue jean's company?

Ultimately, yes. As it gets up and running, more pressing needs keep arising that prevent a floor being set to include the 3rd string WR and 4th string safety, unfortunately. It will get there.

[utee94 16088]

46 minutes ago, ousux said:

12 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Maybe Texas will get better ref calls with Arch at qb. Tired of bad officiating in the big 12. Entire games with only UT being called for holding and fake targeting calls.

I wouldn't count on it unless we have a really good year and it's clear we're the best chance the SECSEC has of bringing it all home..then, and ONLY maybe then we'll get a few favorable calls.

We don't need favorable calls.  We just need evenly called games.

In the SEC, unless you're playing against Alabama or maybe Georgia for the time being, then calls aren't going to go deliberately against you.  Because the SEC doesn't care at all about fixing games outside of their preferred contenders.  And that's all we're asking-- if we can simply stop being negatively targeted for lopsided officiating simply because we're Texas and the local B12 refs can't stand that arrogant wealthy school in Austin, we'll be in much better shape.

Sure the calls will go against us when we're playing Alabama or Georgia, but the couple of times per decade that actually ends up happening in the regular season, are a far cry from the weekly screw-job we endure in the B12.

The ags and other haters are constantly warning us that we won't be treated differently in the SEC, we'll just be one of the gang.  But they don't understand that such treatment will be a welcome change from all of the shenanigans and bullshittery that currently plays out against us in the B12.

[RomaVicta 30592]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Can someone point me to Sarkisian's quote about a NIL divide in the lockerroom?

A buddy. An Aggie buddy close to the tu program.

 You know. A good Ag. Honor code and everything.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

A buddy. An Aggie buddy close to the tu program.

 You know. A good Ag. Honor code and everything.

You’re not suggesting an Aggie would lie, are you?

[Deej 77830]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So recruits with dads are bad. And recruits without dads are bad. 

If the dad is white, it's good in aggy eyes. 

[BornAndRaised 12876]

Nvm it's already been posted.

 

Edited December 22, 2022 by BornAndRaised

[Focht Up 648]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

You’re not suggesting an Aggie would lie, are you?

Stupid sip, aggy is not aloud to lye.

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Relevant 15 years ago > relevant 90 plus years ago 

[Noozak 416]

[Noozak 416]

[Noozak 416]

[WinningIsHard 4171]

Looch spinning that they "passed" on Longo might be the funniest shit I've heard in a while. He was quoted saying he would only leave North Carolina to be a head coach or work for Luke Fickell LOL. The aggy propaganda machine rivals the nazis in the 1930's and 1940's. 

[HtownHorn 15236]

They are finally coming to terms with what everyone outside the program knew the day he fired Dickey.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

They are finally coming to terms with what everyone outside the program knew the day he fired Dickey.

It's rollercoasters all the way down.

[NoName 17148]

24 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Looch spinning that they "passed" on Longo might be the funniest shit I've heard in a while. He was quoted saying he would only leave North Carolina to be a head coach or work for Luke Fickell LOL. The aggy propaganda machine rivals the nazis in the 1930's and 1940's. 

literally that's the quote

Quote

“I often felt I wouldn't leave North Carolina for anything other than a head job unless it was for Luke, so that kind of presented itself when we spoke on Monday,"

 

[BornAndRaised 12876]

Spoiler

 

[BornAndRaised 12876]

 

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

They are finally coming to terms with what everyone outside the program knew the day he fired Dickey.

[Hank_Hill 20052]

31 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Lol at him basically admitting he has no idea how any of this stuff works

[Todd Gack 448]

35 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

[Chopper 17432]

 

 

 

Has to be among the top 1% of known cases for projecting their own behavior onto others in order to cover up their feelings of ineptness and helplessness. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9509]

Moments of nativity? That's finominile.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

That’s funny…program lacks urgency….next year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Foosters 18280]

Texas A&M: Running out of urgency since 1939

[Deej 77830]

"Jimbo has no sense of urgency."

Why would he? He's getting paid whether they fire him or not, and getting paid to not coach aggy is the better option. 

[Majorcholas 559]

6 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Here are the facts:

• Most expected the recruitment of Anthony Hill to be a long, drawn out process between Texas, Texas A&M, and OU
• aggy hosts its annual pool party in July, an event that even aggy message board posters insinuate is where bags are dropped
• Anthony Hill visits College Station for this event, immediately meets with Jimbo Fisher, and commits about 5 minutes later
• aggy completely falls apart, losing 6 games in a row.  Hill visits for one of those losses, and by all accounts has a miserable time and is encouraged to look elsewhere by current players on the team
• Hill immediately decommits
• Almost the entire LB room decides to leave, seemingly confirming the rumors of an unhappy locker room
• Meanwhile, the Texas LB room shows incredible improvement, including an afterthought recruit turning into a bonafide star
• Hill commits to Texas

Imagine the mental gymnastics required to look at this timeline and conclude that aggy is really where he wants to be, but he is being dragged against his will to Austin.

Logic has no place in the aggy emotional roller coaster world.

[nnm 37908]

Jimbo has firmly wrested the "FUPM" title from the fat, fleshy hands of Mack Brown.

[Nivek 17415]

Moments of nativity? That's finominile.

Dude, your pre-madana routine is uphauling.

[nnm 37908]

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Dude, your pre-madana routine is uphauling.

Meh.  I could care less.  It's a mute point.

[South Austin 53227]

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

It's a mute point.

No, it’s a moo point.

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

literally that's the quote

 

Curious.  As far as I can tell these guys have never worked together professionally, didn't attend college together and are from different areas (Longo is from NJ and FIckell is an Ohio native).  Longo spent most of his career working as a position coach/OC at DII and below schools before KC Keeler named him OC at Sam Houston.

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I've been ruined by memes, when I see any type nativity pic, I only see this

[XForce 218]

I love this guy. 

[Wishbone 4958]

Parents should be forced to read and become familiar with Texags before they let their children choose a school to attend. Any of them with any common sense or sense of parental concern for what’s best for their offspring when it comes to education would have to have major reservations regarding aTm as the best option. Unless, of course, they attended that shithole themselves.

[hookemATL 12278]

“I met your mother-aunt there, and by golly you are gonna fall in love with your cousin there too, or my name isn’t Slopbucket Dickeater!”

[TexasRenegade 2610]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Parents should be forced to read and become familiar with Texags before they let their children choose a school to attend. Any of them with any common sense or sense of parental concern for what’s best for their offspring when it comes to education would have to have major reservations regarding aTm as the best option. Unless, of course, they attended that shithole themselves.

Ummm the football board gives me major reservations about where I graduated from....

[JesusSweatDuck 18113]

4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I can't believe dad was so irresponsible that I was born in a fucking manger. I'll never forgive him

[BornAndRaised 12876]

 

[BurgleBro 986]

2 hours ago, XForce said:

I love this guy. 

BRUH

[deft 7059]

Texas A&M: Running out of urgency since 1939

Aggy didn’t fail to hire an OC before signing day, they just ran out of urgency.

[victory88 5765]

I love what a thorn Kiffin is in aggy’s ass.  That dude is hilarious and good for college football.

[conVINCEd 21477]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

I love what a thorn Kiffin is in aggy’s ass.  That dude is hilarious and good for college football.

No one can fill The Pirate’s shoes in this area, but Kiffin is next man up, and he looks the part.

[HtownHorn 15236]

3 hours ago, victory88 said:

I love what a thorn Kiffin is in aggy’s ass.  That dude is hilarious and good for college football.

You feel differently the 1st time he beats Texas.

[texifornia 59017]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

You feel differently the 1st time he beats Texas.

Then lets never lose to him. Problem solved.

[Tex-19 3013]

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You feel differently the 1st time he beats Texas.

It's more than that with ATM though. Kiffin hates Jimbo's guts, constantly throwing jabs publicly. Pretty sure he's good friends with Sark, not gonna happen with us.

[BornAndRaised 12876]

we don't have a baylor thread, but enjoy this one:



Baylor just didn't want to do be there for the bowl game.