Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Junior Bonner 6597]

24 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Big "I bought you dinner, you owe me sex!!!" energy

Wait. What? You saying dinner does NOT lead to automatic sex? Dude….

[Elmer_Fudd 23032]

[Gil Bang 26249]

@texifornia i hope you're ready for a busy evening tomorrow.  Texags should be gold Jerry, gold. 

[Vertigo 20502]

[texifornia 59055]

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

@texifornia i hope you're ready for a busy evening tomorrow.  Texags should be gold Jerry, gold. 

I'm going hiking in the Appalachians so it might have to wait until Sunday evening if the man himself doesn't just post them directly. 

[Bevo14 8470]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Steel yourself, Tarp.

[Foosters 18287]

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm going hiking in the Appalachians

As one does.

[texifornia 59055]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

As one does.

it me

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[Gut Wagon 8219]

Well, this thread has slowed right down. Here's hoping it has reason to get lively again soon. 

[realgreggym 838]

5 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Well, this thread has slowed right down. Here's hoping it has reason to get lively again soon. 

Gut, they will be playing for the first time this year on the opposing team's field. I have no idea how tough Missouri's home crowd will be but it will be different that having 90k aggys screaming for you. And I have to believe that the crowds at Ole Miss and LSU will cause problems that this team hasn't faced yet this year.

[texifornia 59055]

Just perfect

 

[Sejjr 3250]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:02 PM, texifornia said:

Just perfect

 

It is always "Jimbo Fisher & Co" with these rubes. And I wonder how long ago Billy shat out the bones of that article. 

[ousux 5649]

So in the span of one week they go from collectively wanting to run Jimbo out of town and burn his ranch...to now proceeding with the pyle field statue plans. Brilliant.

[Tex Pete 21510]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

So in the span of one week they go from collectively wanting to run Jimbo out of town and burn his ranch...to now proceeding with the pyle field statue plans. Brilliant.

They should give him a raise and a shiny new 20__ trophy.

[Scholz 12312]

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

[Tex Pete 21510]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

Bryce also with the horns down. Or maybe it was an "M" for Mizzou.

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

My favorite part of the pic is how he sits down next to his son, so it isn't so obvious that he doesn't measure up. Now THAT's redass.

[Tex Pete 21510]

15 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

My favorite part of the pic is how he sits down next to his son, so it isn't so obvious that he doesn't measure up. Now THAT's redass.

You sure? I think he's standing. Looks a little like your avatar, actually.

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You sure? I think he's standing. Looks a little like your avatar, actually.

Unless he's standing in a half-squat on his toes on his right foot, which even if he were to attempt it, I don't think he could pull it off.

[Orange&White 5573]

Isn't that the guy that was getting tossed around like a ragdoll by Mississippi State 2 weeks ago?

[Scholz 12312]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Isn't that the guy that was getting tossed around like a ragdoll by Mississippi State 2 weeks ago?

Yeah he whiffed on his guy on the play where they got the safety.  He's a freshman though.

[fattyflattie 4640]

His redass mom looks exactly like I imagined.  I’m talking spot fucking on. 

[Catjuggler 14]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

His mom is a Qanon psycho.    I'm surprised she isn't facing charges from Jan 6th.    

[Scholz 12312]

12 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

His redass mom looks exactly like I imagined.  I’m talking spot fucking on. 

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

[RGBIII 23020]

The gum to teeth ratio on the women in college station is just insane. Must be from the dipping

[Sabalo 1010]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

Are we sure he's the dad?

[fattyflattie 4640]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

Buh.  

[Schulz2.0 29289]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

[mr. sunshine 2860]

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

[Schulz2.0 29289]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

That's Kuato.

[Davis Lane 6014]

On 10/18/2021 at 3:43 PM, Scholz said:

That’s the aunt. Here’s Mama and Daddy together 
 

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[JesusSweatDuck 18144]

On 10/18/2021 at 8:42 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I haven’t seen a gut like that since right before John Hurt’s blew up in Alien 

Seriously, he's got some weird hernia shit going on there.

[SHOOTER12 8890]

On 10/18/2021 at 10:04 AM, Scholz said:

Unsure where to post this but wanted to share this photo of aggy Bryce Foster and family after their huge win in Mizzou this weekend. That’s his impressive father on the right. To show some kids are never given a real shot at life. Rent free.

 

That is one messed up looking family.

[fattyflattie 4640]

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That is one messed up looking family.

Aggys, man. 

[RomaVicta 30624]

On 10/21/2021 at 10:45 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, he's got some weird hernia shit going on there.

I'm guessing it's an ostomy bag dangerously full in the first photo and covered in the second. My dad had one in the same place.

[texifornia 59055]

They are coming

OU ones too

Edited November 29, 2021 by texifornia

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They are coming

OU ones too

My body is ready 

[texifornia 59055]

Let's start with some Bama sadness and aggy response to that as a light warmup since we know they eke out the W

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[texifornia 59055]

And now the in-game posts from aggy

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Edited November 29, 2021 by texifornia

[texifornia 59055]

pt 2

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[texifornia 59055]

pt 3

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Edited November 29, 2021 by texifornia

[Scholz 12312]

"Do we get to question how good Jimbo is?"

Sure but you're stuck with him anyway, rube.

[texifornia 59055]

aaaand that's the ballgame

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[texifornia 59055]

Live mas

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[texifornia 59055]

oh no

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[texifornia 59055]

Wellness check on RedsCerebrum

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[irishtexan 11712]

We need one of these for OU fans today.

[texifornia 59055]

15 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We need one of these for OU fans today.

Oh they're coming - just going chronologically.

More aggy:

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[texifornia 59055]

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[texifornia 59055]

LSU fans fucking suuuuuck part infinity: