Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

They're protesting their 7th seed by not showing up

[cafe society 2862]

Eagerly anticipating their commitment to the, "We are all Pedo St. on Saturday" movement.

[Tired Horn 738]

8 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

They're protesting their 7th seed by not showing up

What else could they do, given that every single action in the college sporting world is taken with the intent of screwing A&M. Everyone knows the NCAA was giving them a 7th seed for the sole purpose of demoralizing them. The only honorable response was to preemptively demoralize themselves.

Edited March 17, 2023 by Tired Horn
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[C-Man 27208]

I’m here for thirds of aggy tears …

[C-Man 27208]

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[texifornia 56902]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’m here for thirds of aggy tears …

@Longhornfrenzy is already on it before their mods purge the boards. Tomorrow will be fun

(Or tonight if someone not on Eastern time feels motivated)

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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 

Overrated bitches!

[El Compadre 766]

 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

MORE!!!!!!

 

Many thanks for posts BnR

Edited March 17, 2023 by Lone Star Horn

[deft 6843]

Grow a pear.

[Hornlover 8830]

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. POOOOOR AGGY!

Also, "Grow A Pear".

[Scholz 11941]

[fatheryeet 1532]

[campcrunk 2448]

So much for "we're gonna BTHO out of the PSU and then end Texas' season." This thread is going to be glorious tomorrow. Absolutely glorious

[Bevo14 8304]

3 hours ago, fatheryeet said:

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

4 hours ago, fatheryeet said:

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

 

 

[gofuckyourself 8209]

7 hours ago, fatheryeet said:

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

[Radical Larry 28576]

“they would’ve beaten NBA teams with this shooting performance”

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

16 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

“they would’ve beaten NBA teams with this shooting performance”

Yeah Penn st put up an unbelievable 76 points. No overcoming that. 
 

The fault certainly couldn’t be the aggy offense that managed almost 60. 
 

Missouri also scored 76. Were they nba beaters as well yesterday?  Northwestern scored 75 as a 7 against a 10. 
 

Iowa scored 75 and get this- lost!  Must have been playing the Celtics. Nope, auburn. 
 

anyways, obviously this loss has nothing to do with the aggy team or coach.  Fault lies with the committee for seeding and draw, and then damn rotten luck when a good 3 point shooting team shoots open 3s very well for the game. 

Edited March 17, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[WBT 20561]

6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

So much for "we're gonna BTHO out of the PSU and then end Texas' season." This thread is going to be glorious tomorrow. Absolutely glorious

Might have to download texags radio today

[jeevsie 3733]

Took me a second, but I figured out BAS=Battered Aggy Syndrome

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

I was laughing about that last night while watching  "the comeuppance".

[Tex Pete 20339]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

Jizzbo and Bum 

[SydneyCarton 48073]

25 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Took me a second, but I figured out BAS=Battered Aggy Syndrome

Funny thing about battered aggy syndrome, I'm pretty sure it came from Longhorn boards, mocking them and their behavior. It migrated over there, and now they've adopted it and made it their own, and talk about it all the time. But it came from us, just like the permanent university fund. Of course they'll never acknowledge that, just like the petulant little brother they are...
 

[closetojumping 62597]

I expected hilarity when clicking this today, but I have to tell you, I didn’t expect to see them still blaming the committee. Hahahahahahha. That shit is unbelievable. I mean it is as good as any of their nonsense ever will be. It’s damned near indescribable. 

[Hornlover 8830]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

[EastTexan 662]

Yea, the committee fucked them. On one of the screenshots, one of their dopes blamed it on being put up against a great 3-pt shooting team.

pooooooooooor agggggggyyyyyyyyy!

Edited March 17, 2023 by EastTexan
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[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20394]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Only aggy could have the two coaches of their biggest sports programs named "Jimbo" and "Buzz".  

Mule dick

[texifornia 56902]

[AP101S 1480]

They've been saying that the proof that the NCAA screwed them on their seeding with PSU was that they should have been a 5 seed per the most objective measure which is the NET Rankings. As a 5, they'd match up with a much easier 12 seed. So I looked at the NET Rankings to see if there were any teams ranked 45-48 (equating to a 12 seed) that were in the Midwest region. There was one:

Edited March 17, 2023 by AP101S
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[Rickylovesweed 14291]

Whenever I think aggy can't out aggy themselves they prove me wrong. 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

2 minutes ago, AP101S said:

They've been saying that the proof that the NCAA screwed them on their seeding with PSU was that they should have been a 5 seed per the most objective measure which is the NET Rankings. As a 5, they'd match up with a much easier 12 seed. So I looked at the NET Rankings to see if there were any teams ranked 45-48 (equating to a 12 seed) that were in the Midwest region. There was one:

Proof the committee fucked aggy, is what that is. Psu got up seeded for being hot at the end of the season, aggy did not. Proof!

[texifornia 56902]

[HtownHorn 14676]

On 3/13/2023 at 6:12 PM, HtownHorn said:

All this consternation about seeding and tip time is going to be so delicious when Penn State beats them convincingly.

Called it.

[Zhorn96 1773]

Oh Aggies…

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

[HtownHorn 14676]

The best part of all this was we showed aggy the blueprint of beating a good 3-point shooting team for 2 hours before their game, and they did the exact opposite.

[RomaVicta 29904]

But were their plans spoiled? 

I was at the NCAA meeting when they discussed the Disrespect Doomsday Machine. They rolled out their evil genius.

You see, ze Aggeez shall play Penn State thinking our plan ist to have zem pley Texas. Zey are brilliant but not brilliant enough! Vee know dat ze Aggies vill be more likely to lose to ze pedos because dey vill be lookink ahead to ze Longhorns! 

That's diabolical.

 

 

 

 

Edited March 17, 2023 by RomaVicta

[Gut Wagon 8065]

A guy could make a pretty good living doing standup of dead-serious Texags quotes. 

[MontereyMX 869]

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Called it.

show off

 

[Tex Pete 20339]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I expected hilarity when clicking this today, but I have to tell you, I didn’t expect to see them still blaming the committee. Hahahahahahha. That shit is unbelievable. I mean it is as good as any of their nonsense ever will be. It’s damned near indescribable. 

No no no no no. You're being completely irrational. The committee spent more time trying to figure out how to screw Texas A&M than they did sorting out the bubble teams and putting together the regions.

Screwing Texas A&M is the goal in everything involving athletics. Imagine how many more championships the Aggies would have if the NCAA acted fairly. I can't even count that high.

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[Vertigo 20276]

 

A sweet 16 caliper team with 0 wins in 2 years.. This legitimately made me chortle. 

[cafe society 2862]

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He was going to do it anyway.