Jump to content

Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

texifornia

By texifornia
in 🤫$9.95🤫

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 29.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Elmer_Fudd
Elmer_Fudd

Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
D3zii

Congrats to all Teams 

closetojumping
closetojumping

To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

Posted Images

RGBIII

RGBIII 23020

Posted
Posted
10 hours ago, Scholz said:

Petrino is laughing his ass off crashing checks right now 😂

Excellent Freudian Slip

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Has there been any updates about their point system for NIL?

No and I doubt there will be unless the NCAA grows a spine. They were told to cut it out publicly by the NCAA, and its still listed on their website as a perk

image.thumb.png.822f3382a2cf18aa907d7759b265dda3.png

  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Viper

Viper 12221

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am left wondering if the non sequitur creationism post is sincere or sarcastic. I am flummoxed. 

I didn’t realize they even had 3s and 4s at db. 

Aggy forums are the poster children for Poe's Law. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
RomaVicta

RomaVicta 30604

Posted
Posted

image.png.1f5490253d96a6efccd8fe0b2a45a543.png

 

Coupla things. These guys don't know the story yet, but repeated assumptions that the player was ordered off the field have become fact at this point. Of course there are the usual Aggie posts about the players being pussies and other posters being pussies and anyone not calling other people pussies is a pussy.

And, sure, a third string guard with good knees should have stepped into the middle of conflict between Killer Addazio and a starter. Obvious.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Thiefery

Thiefery 5108

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Dewberry would be walking away from decent money if he leaves. Most of the NIL he’s set to earn this year is due after the May transfer period ends. Is he good enough to merit significant NIL somewhere else? Maybe. 

or maybe he rather make less but be happy elsewhere.. not all money is good money

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Popular Post
closetojumping

closetojumping 65455

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

or maybe he rather make less but be happy elsewhere.. not all money is good money

Hi. Welcome to the recruiting forum at Surly. Here, we remember how recruits behaved during their recruiting cycle and keep our heads fully out of our asses. In this instance, if you think Dewberry is going to do something that isn’t about the money, perhaps consider that this might not be the best forum for your interests and aptitude. To that point, the football board is <——- that way and the Cloak Room is ——> that way. 

  • Haha 9
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Popular Post
TotallyLegit

TotallyLegit 3106

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hi. Welcome to the recruiting forum at Surly. Here, we remember how recruits behaved during their recruiting cycle and keep our heads fully out of our asses. In this instance, if you think Dewberry is going to do something that isn’t about the money, perhaps consider that this might not be the best forum for your interests and aptitude. To that point, the football board is <——- that way and the Cloak Room is ——> that way. 

@closetojumping is wrong. The Cloak Room is not to the right.

  • Like 3
  • Haha 27
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vertuzzi

Vertuzzi 1426

Posted
Posted

Better oline play means longer sustained drives, longer sustained drives means more TOP, more TOP means more opportunities to score, more opportunities to score means more points, more points means better chance to win, better chance to win means more wins, more wins means better chance to make conference championship, conference championship means better chance to make CFP, CFP means chance to win a national championship. It’s that simple, stupid sips. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
NoName

NoName 17162

Posted
Posted
9 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Better oline play means longer sustained drives, longer sustained drives means more TOP, more TOP means more opportunities to score, more opportunities to score means more points, more points means better chance to win, better chance to win means more wins, more wins means better chance to make conference championship, conference championship means better chance to make CFP, CFP means chance to win a national championship. It’s that simple, stupid sips. 

they have literally nowhere to go but up based on FEI so i fully expect them to hang a banner when the offense is even slightly better next year.

  • 94th in drive efficiency
  • 97th in points per drive
  • 92nd in drive yards gained / drive yards available
  • 99th in TD rate
  • 107th in value drive rate
  • 72nd in first down rate

all of this and somehow they were 54th in busted drive rate, 63rd in turnover rate and 63rd in yards per play

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Laxtonto

Laxtonto 13319

Posted
Posted
48 minutes ago, NoName said:

they have literally nowhere to go but up based on FEI so i fully expect them to hang a banner when the offense is even slightly better next year.

  • 94th in drive efficiency
  • 97th in points per drive
  • 92nd in drive yards gained / drive yards available
  • 99th in TD rate
  • 107th in value drive rate
  • 72nd in first down rate

all of this and somehow they were 54th in busted drive rate, 63rd in turnover rate and 63rd in yards per play

All the while with one of the best backs in the SEC.


So my guess is Weigman will be solidish, RB way worse, OL better ( can it be worse) and WR/TE solid but way thin.

With Petrino running the O I am curious how this works out or if Jimbo even lets it happen…

  • Hook 'Em 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Popular Post
closetojumping

closetojumping 65455

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
31 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

All the while with one of the best backs in the SEC.


So my guess is Weigman will be solidish, RB way worse, OL better ( can it be worse) and WR/TE solid but way thin.

With Petrino running the O I am curious how this works out or if Jimbo even lets it happen…

As I think about the 2023 season for ATM, I keep having to tell myself things like "there's no way it really plays out like that" because it seems so obvious that it just can't, but I'll be damned if I still don't believe a lot of it. 

Scenario 1 - Connor Weigman goes down for the season due to injury or concussion because he's ragdolled behind the atrocious OL. Max Johnson fares little better running for his life the remainder of the year. 

Scenario 2 - There's a fundamental breakdown within the coaching staff that bleeds over publicly because they have the largest group of assholes assembled in a single this side of a Milwaukee Weight Watcher's meeting. Between Petrino, Adazzio, Fisher, Craig, Durkin and the lot, someone will try to murder someone else.

There's no way, right? But I'll be damned if those things don't feel more likely than not. The other problem with trying to discredit these thoughts is how closely the absurd, surreal shit has tracked to real life over the Fisher era:

-He's had the mercenary approach stereotypically become a problem for the roster, replete with minimum upper classmen leadership on a year in, year out basis.

-He took the Saban bait and went on a midget hillbilly rant embarrassing himself in public.

-Haynes King was broken to pieces almost immediately once in a game.

-Then King sucked the following year after being anointed, as expected.

-The 2023 recruiting class sucked because everyone went after them.

-Weigman got a concussion and missed games and his father ranted to Ritz Bitz in person.

-Fisher hired the worst available fit for the program at OC. Fisher then won't commit to that choice calling plays.

-He had Craig coach QBs for a year.

-Adazzio showed up, shat out a terrible OLine and now is actively running off one of his best players.

All that's left is for DJ Durkin to kill someone on the team. It's fucking loony that this board has predicted almost all of this.

  • Hook 'Em 12
  • Like 3
  • Haha 11
  • Drool 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
NoName

NoName 17162

Posted
Posted
41 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

All the while with one of the best backs in the SEC.


So my guess is Weigman will be solidish, RB way worse, OL better ( can it be worse) and WR/TE solid but way thin.

With Petrino running the O I am curious how this works out or if Jimbo even lets it happen…

RB is going to be a struggle. they want Owens to step in and play, and he has basically zero pass pro experience. it's going to be rooooooooooouuuuuuuuugh year if he gets most of the snaps.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Pato del Muerto

Pato del Muerto 53537

Posted
Posted

I spent years thinking this is the year that they fall apart because of their dysfunction, and they pulled 8-4 out of their asses time and again. So I gave up on that dream as unrealistic wishcasting on my part.


then it went and happened last season. 
so now I’m thinking it can’t happen again, can it?  And surely not so soon?

but what have they done to address it?  Their hands are so tied because of the contract as well as their hubris. Petrino? A year of maturation from the team?  That’s also another year with these same coaches. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vertigo

Vertigo 20499

Posted
Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I spent years thinking this is the year that they fall apart because of their dysfunction, and they pulled 8-4 out of their asses time and again. So I gave up on that dream as unrealistic wishcasting on my part.


then it went and happened last season. 
so now I’m thinking it can’t happen again, can it?  And surely not so soon?

but what have they done to address it?  Their hands are so tied because of the contract as well as their hubris. Petrino? A year of maturation from the team?  That’s also another year with these same coaches. 

I think they will have just a modest enough improvement that Jimbo keeps his job. Maybe it is a 7 win season where the money guys can convince themselves that he is having to rebuild the program after taking a bunch of terrible character guys that blew up the locker room. But I will present a few predictions:

1. Weigman will miss games at some point this season. How this is handled determines if he transfers at the end of the year. 

2. They will look really good for the first couple of games due to their schedule, team health, and a lack of film with Petrino as OC, but then injuries to their front line guys will start to mount and they will fall apart down the stretch with zero depth behind them. 

3. Petrino will be out of this shit show win lose or draw after next season, even if he has to take a lower G5 HC job. 

4. They will sign a roughly top 15-20 type class. The elite guys just aren't going there under any circumstances with another crappy year and shitty coaches, TX/OU entering the SEC, and one would assume a rising LSU. 

5. They might knock off a top 10-15 team early in the year, leading to the crescendo of aggy hubris and claims of being back before the painful fiery crash. 

6. There will be some painful player losses to the portal either at the end of the spring or after the season, or both. 

7. Liucci will at some point go on a massive drunken banning spree for the ages. 

Edited by Vertigo
  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Magus Ossis

Magus Ossis 3003

Posted
Posted

Frankly it is arguably better for us if aggy luckstumbles its way to 8 wins this year. Obviously Jimbo + Petrino = divorce; there is no actual danger of the pairing leading to long-term offensive success. Let it marinate one extra year due to an unexpectedly slow fuse. How nice would it be for this gang of the usual suspects still to constitute the aggy football braintrust when we arrive in '24?

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
fattyflattie

fattyflattie 4640

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Frankly it is arguably better for us if aggy luckstumbles its way to 8 wins this year. Obviously Jimbo + Petrino = divorce; there is no actual danger of the pairing leading to long-term offensive success. Let it marinate one extra year due to an unexpectedly slow fuse. How nice would it be for this gang of the usual suspects still to constitute the aggy football braintrust when we arrive in '24?

Would also be nice for them to be “rebuilding” when the “#1 class of all time” is supposed to be at their absolute best in ‘24, causing yet another decade of wait until next years.  

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Tex Pete

Tex Pete 21489

Posted
Posted
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Between Petrino, Adazzio, Fisher, Craig, Durkin and the lot, someone will try to murder someone else.

Try? This is a well-qualified bunch with at least one dead skin on the wall. They’re going to succeed!

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

All that's left is for DJ Durkin to kill someone on the team. It's fucking loony that this board has predicted almost all of this.

Look, we’re a bunch of psychos, but we’re a bunch of highly intelligent psychos. 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Popular Post
Getafix

Getafix 29459

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Scenario 1 - Connor Weigman goes down for the season due to injury or concussion because he's ragdolled behind the atrocious OL. Max Johnson fares little better running for his life the remainder of the year. 

 

 

The good news for Aggies is that for '24, Jimbo's gotten a commitment from the perfect QB-injury-antidote.  Meet Maddox, the rugged athletic specimen who can survive any hit.

 

Image

 

 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 8
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
billfromlaketravis

billfromlaketravis 11826

Posted
Posted
34 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

The good news for Aggies is that for '24, Jimbo's gotten a commitment from the perfect QB-injury-antidote.  Meet Maddox, the rugged athletic specimen who can survive any hit.

 

Image

 

 

So Maddox looks like he’s in the 7th grade. Awesome take for them. I believe they’re takin 2 QBs this cycle right? 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Popular Post
WBT

WBT 20986

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
7 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

The good news for Aggies is that for '24, Jimbo's gotten a commitment from the perfect QB-injury-antidote.  Meet Maddox, the rugged athletic specimen who can survive any hit.

 

Image

 

 

mad eric cartman GIF by South Park

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 2
  • Haha 7
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...