Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[crash_davis 23470]

We just Weigman to steal some crab legs and the cycle will be complete.

[Hornlover 8947]

So this poster clearly wants Jacoby to transfer out of A&M. 

[Park Gothic 5376]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Pretty soon they're going to start arresting kids for dancing 

C'mon now, don't be ridiculous. They aren't Baylor. 😉

[Tex Pete 21492]

15 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

C'mon now, don't be ridiculous. They aren't Baylor. 😉

True. Baylor's acceptance rate is lower.

[Deej 77856]

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

We just Weigman to steal some crab legs and the cycle will be complete.

It's College Station. They will be Krab legs.

[deft 7063]

Imitation, just like their coaching staff.

[Tired Horn 836]

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, guys getting popped for smoking, even in a locker room, isn’t the same as players dealing, if I remember properly. 

Yeah, but dealing shows initiative, right?

[SHOOTER12 8888]

14 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Yeah, but dealing shows initiative, right?

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

[TexasEd 8267]

31 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

at TCU wasn't the QB involved but a backup lineman took the rap?

[texifornia 59031]

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

McKinnley Jackson? He's a quality starter on a Jimbo Fisher team, he's back next year.

[SHOOTER12 8888]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

McKinnley Jackson? He's a quality starter on a Jimbo Fisher team, he's back next year.

Yeah, that's him. With that setting the standard, why is aggy so upset about 2oz or less.

[BornAndRaised 12887]

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

Smart Chibuzo medically retired last year and got arrested dealing this year. He never left C-Stat.

https://brazostx.mugshots.zone/chibuzo-smart-mugshot-01-20-2023/

@KBTXRusty
On Friday, College Station police executed a search warrant on a home on Spring Loop & found psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine, THC, LSD, digital scales, and packaging material.

Smart Chibuzo, 21, and 23-year-old Draylon Floyd were arrested.

Edited April 15, 2023 by BornAndRaised

[pyrofiend 63]

Could also be talking about PJ Williams. He was caught with 7.7 ounces of weed. Denver Harris was the driver of the car when they got pulled over. Williams transferred to SMU.

https://247sports.com/player/pj-williams-46097800/

[TheBryMan81 2633]

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What happened to the player(lineman?) who got caught with a large amount a while back?

 

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

McKinnley Jackson? He's a quality starter on a Jimbo Fisher team, he's back next year.

 

17 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Smart Chibuzo medically retired last year and got arrested dealing this year. He never left C-Stat.

https://brazostx.mugshots.zone/chibuzo-smart-mugshot-01-20-2023/

@KBTXRusty
On Friday, College Station police executed a search warrant on a home on Spring Loop & found psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine, THC, LSD, digital scales, and packaging material.

Smart Chibuzo, 21, and 23-year-old Draylon Floyd were arrested.

 

3 minutes ago, pyrofiend said:

Could also be talking about PJ Williams. He was caught with 7.7 ounces of weed. Denver Harris was the driver of the car when they got pulled over. Williams transferred to SMU.

https://247sports.com/player/pj-williams-46097800/

I love that the answer to the question

"Who was the aggy lineman that got caught with a bunch of drugs"

is

"You're going to have to be more specific than that"

[Acropora 864]

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

No CR, not making a statement about either, one way or another but I found this cognitive dissonance amusing:

Aggy: Austin is full of stupid pot smoking hippie sips who want to defund the police because they arrest people for drugs

Aggy: stupid local cops don't understand that marijuana isn't really a drug, not like alcohol.  Wish they cut these fine upstanding kids a break.

Aggie football under Jimbo is bringing wokeness to college station, one despondent fan at a time.

 

[SHOOTER12 8888]

7 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

 

I love that the answer to the question

"Who was the aggy lineman that got caught with a bunch of drugs"

is

"You're going to have to be more specific than that"

...and that's fair.

 

Can't remember for sure but I want to say it was like 4lbs or so.

Edited April 15, 2023 by SHOOTER12

[SHOOTER12 8888]

7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Smart Chibuzo medically retired last year and got arrested dealing this year. He never left C-Stat.

https://brazostx.mugshots.zone/chibuzo-smart-mugshot-01-20-2023/

@KBTXRusty
On Friday, College Station police executed a search warrant on a home on Spring Loop & found psilocybin mushrooms, cocaine, THC, LSD, digital scales, and packaging material.

Smart Chibuzo, 21, and 23-year-old Draylon Floyd were arrested.

That wasn't very smart...

[TexasTroll 454]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That wasn't very smart...

Kin to Shaka??

[nnm 37975]

Is “Wiggy” still running with the 2s?

[Armybrat 41428]

On 4/14/2023 at 9:19 AM, HtownHorn said:

aggy might have a worst drug problem than 2011 TCU.

Wouldn’t you if you had to live in Collie Station surrounded by multitudes of those bumpkins?

[BornAndRaised 12887]

Would it be a successful spring game without aggy watching and weighing in? DONT WORRY, LHF GOT YOU COVERED!

[RomaVicta 30609]

1 That's why Texas' rushing attack was so weak last year. It all goes through the QB. Genius.

2 It's the only rational conclusion after 12 practices. They were right about Ewers. They also realized how bad Simms was when he was beating their ass. Nothing shrill about this post.

3 Yes. Everyone was watching the Texas Spring Game during the commercial breaks of the Aggie Spring Game. The writing has been all the wall forever. Stupid rankings. Listen to Aggy! They never lie.

 

 

[utexas8 1717]

[SydneyCarton 49520]

Someone should remind them what Weigman, the new savior, did in his first spring game. Pretty sure it was like 4-14. Whatever it was it was fucking trash. 

Edited April 16, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[Getafix 29460]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Someone should remind them what Weigman, the new savior, did in his first spring game. Pretty sure it was like 4-14. Whatever it was it was fucking trash. 

 

2022

Weigman 7-19

 

2023

Weigman

- first half 10-24

- second half 7-16

- full game 17-40

[SHOOTER12 8888]

58 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

2022

Weigman 7-19

 

2023

Weigman

- first half 10-24

- second half 7-16

- full game 17-40

Yep that's aggy savior materal Rat thar. Whoops

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

Wait, are they under the impression that Manning is competing for the starting QB job on 2023? Wtf.

[Tex Pete 21492]

On 4/14/2023 at 5:50 PM, TexasEd said:

at TCU wasn't the QB involved but a backup lineman took the rap?

I think Pachall failed a drug test but wasn’t involved in any dealing IIRC. 

[TotallyLegit 3107]

Every time I read this thread, it forces me to rethink what is even possible in a culture born out of a large number of humans of average intelligence. The typical Kool-Aid/Jonestown metaphor doesn't really do aggy justice. The closest analogy I can think of is this. Rather than a single Japanese man living and refusing to surrender in the jungle on a remote island in the Philippines for 29 years under the belief that WW2 is still ongoing, imagine instead that it's an entire university. That's aggy

Edited April 16, 2023 by TotallyLegit

[TexasTroll 454]

4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Every time I read this thread, it forces me to rethink what is even possible in a culture born out of a large number of humans of average intelligence. The typical Kool-Aid/Jonestown metaphor doesn't really do aggy justice. The closest analogy I can think of is this. Rather than a single Japanese man living and refusing to surrender in the jungle on a remote island in the Philippines for 29 years under the belief that WW2 is still going on, imagine instead that it's an entire university. That's aggy

[SydneyCarton 49520]

7 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, are they under the impression that Manning is competing for the starting QB job on 2023? Wtf.

 No, they’re not even remotely under that impression. It’s worse. They’re just, with their entire being, emotionally invested in the idea that nothing good can happen at Texas, including a highly ranked player being successful. Because that means that player of worth rejected aTm. Nevermind the same ranking services that rated manning as the best also rated their 2022 class the best of all time, and that class is CLEARLY the best of all time. But the ranking systems are also biased trash.

Imagine holding those two thoughts together in your head at the same time and believing them. Cognitive dissonance barely does it justice, it’s like we need a new word or phrase that combines cognitive dissonance and schizophrenia. 

[Laxtonto 13324]

9 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

2022

Weigman 7-19

 

2023

Weigman

- first half 10-24

- second half 7-16

- full game 17-40

Bunch of dumb questions….

How the hell is he under 50% in both halves knowing that there is absolutely no real LBs and so there should be a gaping hole in the middle of the field? 

How do you get him 40 pass attempts in a Spring game? So either Petrino is stepping on the gas and they are actually getting the ball snapped fairly quick or the first half/second half clock was completely imaginary.

I get getting kids reps in the spring game and him being in a no contact jersey, but anyone have any idea how often the DL was actually allowed to go all out in pass rush. If he was back there running for his life on most plays, those numbers sorta make sense. If not, why not as the completion percentage so low?

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Imagine holding those two thoughts together in your head at the same time and believing them. Cognitive dissonance barely does it justice, it’s like we need a new word or phrase that combines cognitive dissonance and schizophrenia. 

Right, words don’t exist (in English anyway) to describe it. I think I first realized this in earnest when I witnessed them trying to rationalize the 2005 season. If asked, they’d tell you that VY wasn’t even a real QB, Mack was a bad coach, and the rest of the players were overrated. But they’d also say that the success of any of those three entities (VY, Mack, rest of team) was made possible only by their being buoyed by other two (who they’d discredit if taken individually). It truly was (and remains) a step beyond just regular, everyday cognitive dissonance.

[Pato del Muerto 53566]

You just have to hyphenate red with assed. 

[tejas60 3573]

wasn't 1st teams and 2nd teams. they drafted players. but aggy...

[ousux 5646]

Gigem314 with the Chris Simms 2.0 sick burn. It's almost like the gumps convinced themselves Simms was terrible simply because he had real competition for the starting job and never led the team to the MNC.

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

10 minutes ago, ousux said:

Gigem314 with the Chris Simms 2.0 sick burn. It's almost like the gumps convinced themselves Simms was terrible simply because he had real competition for the starting job and never led the team to the MNC.

I mean, you’re right…calling someone “Chris Simms 2.0”, and believing that this is somehow a negative thing/implies failure, is fucking idiotic; but in fairness to these dipshits, half of our own fan base would think the same thing. 

[Pato del Muerto 53566]

26 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, you’re right…calling someone “Chris Simms 2.0”, and believing that this is somehow a negative thing/implies failure, is fucking idiotic; but in fairness to these dipshits, half of our own fan base would think the same thing. 

They’ve decided to believe that every game he played was just like the 2001 ccg, which conveniently enough for them ignores the multiple absolute ass beatings he put on them. 

Edited April 16, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Treefidy 1507]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 No, they’re not even remotely under that impression. It’s worse. They’re just, with their entire being, emotionally invested in the idea that nothing good can happen at Texas, including a highly ranked player being successful. Because that means that player of worth rejected aTm. Nevermind the same ranking services that rated manning as the best also rated their 2022 class the best of all time, and that class is CLEARLY the best of all time. But the ranking systems are also biased trash.

Imagine holding those two thoughts together in your head at the same time and believing them. Cognitive dissonance barely does it justice, it’s like we need a new word or phrase that combines cognitive dissonance and schizophrenia. 

Cognitive schizonance.  It’s possible to have a reasonable conversation with one single aggie, I’ve done it.   But add a second (or more) and things go aff the rails quick.

[Getafix 29460]

59 minutes ago, ousux said:

Gigem314 with the Chris Simms 2.0 sick burn. It's almost like the gumps convinced themselves Simms was terrible simply because he had real competition for the starting job and never led the team to the MNC.

 

 

- Oh, btw, Simms - the "terrible" QB - went 3-0 against A&M. 

- In two of those games, he absolutely torched them, passing for a combined 650+ yards and 6 TD 0 ints.

Whoop!

 

[Post Oak 20570]

If Simms went to aggy there would be a Chrissy Football song about him.

[tejas60 3573]

[Getafix 29460]

 

 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6745]

They all say “ball” now. It’s really cool!

[Butch Had Not 3062]

40 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Fun fact: Jim Everett went to my high school. I don't think anyone called him Chris. 

[billfromlaketravis 11846]

Chris Simms is what, a top 5 QB in Texas Football history? Thanks aggy…

[JesusSweatDuck 18126]

Which one of you did this?

 

 

 

 

 

[TotallyLegit 3107]

That's way too honest and merciful to be a troll job. Rodney Ruxin is exactly what aggy needs, and now they won't get it because of their minister of propaganda

[Getafix 29460]

 

 

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2207]

What's the story with Tarp? Is he a fighting texum aggy? He sure seems to have seen the light re: their team this year. These truth bombs he's been dropping don't really fit with the hive over there.