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16 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

5* (who everybody knows is a 3* at best) Arch Manning will definitely flame out!

Also, 5* Reggie McNeal  4* Stephen McGee  5* Kenny Hill  5* Kyler Murray  5* Kyle Allen  4* Trevor Knight  5* Kellen Mond  5* Haynes King  4* Max Johnson  5* Conner Weigman <next man up, fill in the blank> will definitely win a Heisman at Texas A&M due to Coach Franchione's  Sherman's  Sumlin's  Fisher's  Petrino's incredible offensive mind!

Now do running backs.

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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody should be torturing Aggy with that. Presented to Jimbo at a ceremony for a coach in the A&M system who had actually won a national championship. Pure fucking yokel Aggie bullshit.

Hell, don't they claim 2 fake national championships too? this rot is rooted deep in their history... 

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18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

They added a couple of fakes to the wall when they joined the SEC. Apparently it's an SEC tradition. We should add 77, 81, 83 among others.

Hell To Da Naw!

I hope Del Conte puts out a statement appreciating that the SEC allows fakes to be claimed but that we will not be taking the path of the other Texas school since We're Texas and we have an identity of just claiming actual excellence.

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33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They were brave when all others were timid. Aggie manful manliness on every front.

"Give me a platoon of Texas aggies, and I will show you the most homoerotic group blowjobs in the history of the military for our boys returning from the front."


 - General Patton

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On 4/24/2023 at 10:34 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I have always found it difficult to enjoy aggy misery as much when we're awful.

aggy is out here believing that our true freshman backup (possibly 3rd string) QB not lighting things up in the spring game is the house to throw rocks in while ignoring that their likely starter's stats in their game should be pretty damn concerning.

their unbounded delusion has caused them to gloss over maalik - only 10 days later are we seeing the occasional 2%er mention him

i was very worried aggy would carpe diem and come heavy and hard - they still could - but they can't keep their mouths shut and if they put a heavy bag on the table we would be hearing about it

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Edit to add that A&M is 4-6 versus Colorado in a series that began in 1995.

 

So he dismisses Colorado's 1990 championship as being virtually the same as aggy's 1939 championship because it is too far away, and then proceeds to talk about their (NCAA infraction fueled) 1992 and 1994 seasons? 

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

So he dismisses Colorado's 1990 championship as being virtually the same as aggy's 1939 championship because it is too far away, and then proceeds to talk about their (NCAA infraction fueled) 1992 and 1994 seasons? 

aggy just has a nonlinear perception of time due to their superior education, intellect, and linguistic skills. Pretty soon, jimbo will be hoisting the natty, and texags will transition to posts that look like this

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They could have even put a year on the natty trophy they gave jimbo, but they didn't want to seem arrogant

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

So he dismisses Colorado's 1990 championship as being virtually the same as aggy's 1939 championship because it is too far away, and then proceeds to talk about their (NCAA infraction fueled) 1992 and 1994 seasons? 

2 years is an eternity ya stupid sip!

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A perennial contender is awesome if that person really believes that.

My math may be wrong but are there any current aggy students that were born after the last conference championship? Maybe so. But they don’t remember.
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52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah aggy, nil deals are really hampering these athletes from moving around. Great take. Portal is mostly empty. 

Aggy is going to the portal after Deion and going to find it like the old rep lounge on shaggy after @RamjetFDO and his ilk desecrated the upholstery with questionable hookers and whatever comes out of bert after a wild night.

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:


A perennial contender is awesome if that person really believes that.

My math may be wrong but are there any current aggy students that were born after the last conference championship? Maybe so. But they don’t remember.

Aggy are always perineum contenders. Taint no doubt about it.

(oh, and their last Conference Championship was 1998 - 25 years ago).

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2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Great news!  By Jan 2025, when they are 8 years and $100M invested in the coaching staff, they'll know if Jimbo is the guy.

Of course, they won't know any more then than the rest of the world knows now, but a 2-year (or longer) lag in getting the joke is about par for aggy.  

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What an extraordinary collection of idiots.

The only way the Mannings can invest a million dollars in Austin real estate is through a sweet hook-up with UT where all they have to do is sacrifice Arch's career by placing him in LA lite. 

Or, there is some advantage to paying Arch illegally under the table.

Everyone knows Arch is a scrub. Why would Texas do this? Why? Because tu is all about appearances while A&M is all about championships dignity honor facilities!

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19 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Heh. This coming from a fan of the school now closing in on a full century of ineptitude. 

Well you see 2005 is so long ago that it is just like their 1939 championship since things are so different now with NIL, transfer portal and the fact they have Jimbo.

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