Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

"Jimbo is just so honest and that is what everyone is taken by."

[Plorant 804]

22 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"Jimbo is just so honest and that is what everyone is taken by."

[Deej 76,830]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Leon was a T.A. at Fish Camp. Unfortunately, by the time he got to Camp every year, it was already over.

Probably for the better, as an incoming freshman coed would probably have beaten him on a deep route in the flag football game.

[deft 6,856]

Or, and hear me out here, he can just kick his feet up and enjoy the rest of his guaranteed money since you shitheels guaranteed it to him. You have no bargaining power and to suggest that he owes you a championship or should leave is …….well it’s mighty aggy of you.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

 

[Matuka 1,310]

She hasn’t been called that since she was in the Merchant Marines.

[Armybrat 40,851]

39 minutes ago, Matuka said:

She hasn’t been called that since she was in the Merchant Marines.

I believe these were her parents….

 

[markstanco 12,577]

Leon was a T.A. at Fish Camp. Unfortunately, by the time he got to Camp every year, it was already over.

Surly Dad joke. I’m down.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

On 5/1/2023 at 3:11 PM, Tex Pete said:

Leon was a T.A. at Fish Camp. Unfortunately, by the time he got to Camp every year, it was already over.

My aggy sister and brother-in-law had dinner and drinks one evening with leon and his family in the Cypress area before he headed off for training camp with the 49ers. They said he's actually a super nice guy and more humble and worldly than you'd expect, and he has a great sense of humor too. They said it was a really pleasant evening and some of the most fun they've had with fellow ags, except unfortunately, by the time leon could get the main course, which was fish, from the kitchen to the table, it had begun to smell.

Edited May 2, 2023 by TotallyLegit

[NoName 16,354]

8 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

My aggy sister and brother in law had dinner and drinks one evening with leon and his family in the Cypress area before he headed off for training camp with the 49ers. They said he's actually a super nice guy and more humble and worldly than you'd expect, and he has a great sense of humor too. They said it was a really pleasant evening and some of the most fun they've had with fellow ags, except unfortunately, by the time leon could get the main course, which was fish, from the kitchen to the table, it had begun to smell.

this started off like an A&M opposing fan letter posted at TexAgs.

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

Leon’s family also works at the restaurant in this setup?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Leon’s family also works at the restaurant in this setup?

No, you'd never get your food in that case

[Deej 76,830]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No, you'd never get your food in that case

So, it's a Popeye's?

[Zhorn96 1,773]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

this started off like an A&M opposing fan letter posted at TexAgs.

Or Aggie's version of Penthouse Forum.  "I never believed anything like this would happen to me.  My aggy sister and brother in law had dinner and drinks one evening with leon and his family in the Cypress area before he headed off for training camp with the 49ers..."

[Orange&White 5,528]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

So, it's a Popeye's?

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[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

So, it's a Popeye's?

that's not nice

and popeye's is good

not as good as williams chicken

but it works

[Deej 76,830]

Never said it wasn't good. It just takes forever to get your food. 

[deft 6,856]

The Cameron road whataburger drive through at 3 am is faster than Leon.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3375684
 

If only recruits only read the threads.   

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3375684
 

If only recruits only read the threads.   

“talk about cutting off your nose despite your face.”

Classic

Edited May 3, 2023 by Teamdirtyleg

[deft 6,856]

Aggy is known for bein lokwashus

[Tex Pete 20,399]

2 hours ago, deft said:

The Cameron road whataburger drive through at 3 am is faster than Leon.

And that’s saying something! That motherfucker has had a long line since 1990. 

[Getafix 28,682]

 

Daddy98 really lays the trap here.

It starts off so well.  Lulls us into wondering whether this is the new Daddy98 - all maturity and perspective.  Football isn't everything.  Right?  Right .... 

(Context -it's a thread about the Henry Ruggs DUI/death/vehicular manslaughter case.)

 

 

 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Aggy is known for bein lokwashus

[Deej 76,830]

"Those uppity Prairie View folks are in cahoots with tu to steal our PUF money!!!"

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You guys don't think there is a parallel lobbying operation going in Austin along with these public antagonizing statements? Most likely rather than just accepting whatever budget appropriations are approved by the BoR, PVAM is likely hoping to leave the A&M system and antagonize the State (based on "equity" arguments) for a direct piece of the State University fund instead of settling for whatever the BoR gives them.

Regardless of how that Fund is appropriated historically, there is nothing that says it has to stay that way and given how spineless our political class is...I would expect them to cave to any race-based accusations and give PVAM a direct piece of Permanent University Fund.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

In this case I read “Austin” as state government, not UT. 
 

is there public data on university systems in Texas and their money distributions?  How does pv compare to other aggy system schools, and how does it compare to UT system schools? Other systems?

[Sgt Hulk 13,785]

Y’all sure do act uppity seeing as y’all ain’t won shit in like 15 years  - every aggy 

Edited May 3, 2023 by Sgt Hulk

[RomaVicta 29,929]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

given how spineless our political class is...I would expect them to cave to any race-based accusations and give PVAM a direct piece of Permanent University Fund.

Yes, Texas is famed for its bend-over-backwards accommodation of non-whites. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In this case I read “Austin” as state government, not UT. 
 

is there public data on university systems in Texas and their money distributions?  How does pv compare to other aggy system schools, and how does it compare to UT system schools? Other systems?

I read an article recently about their president stepping down. I recall she was rather old and had an illustrious  career, but felt compelled to come back and help PVAM get sorted a bit before hanging it up.  Sharp apparently fucked her over near the end.  But long story short, they don’t get a lot (surprised face) from aggy iirc. It was all laid out in the article.  Also, fuck aggy. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Y’all sure do act uppity seeing as y’all ain’t won shit in like 15 years  - every aggy 

[Getafix 28,682]

 

 

 

 

 

[SimkinsMan 4,391]

Tarp becoming sentient cannot be good for that website's business. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

11 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Tarp becoming sentient cannot be good for that website's business. 

Every great story needs it's antagonist. 

[Chopper 17,238]

correct...and every masochist needs their sadist.

[Getafix 28,682]

 

 

 

 

[texifornia 57,000]

[closetojumping 62,746]

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's funny to me, if I am remembering correctly that they think "ConfidentAg" is some sort of insider. I can tell you definitively that Murphy did not get a first NIL deal and certainly didn't get a second one in order to stay. Just pure ignorance on their end, and they'll undoubtedly make it mantra.

[Getafix 28,682]

 

 

 

 

 

[NoName 16,354]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

i hope Tarp does this.

[texifornia 57,000]

[Park Gothic 5,046]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahhhh, some good ol' fashioned BOMC-posting. Haven't had the good stuff in a while. 

[Vertigo 20,290]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Aggy could challenge for the SEC, Bama as low as 5th, BOMC, Maalik conspiracy theories, these guys are on their game today.

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

"Liucci would not be predicting a tu win in Tuscaloosa if knew Malik was going to start."

 

Has anyone seen this looch prediction?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,281]

The part from Looch about being undefeated when they play Bama' is the same stuff he was spewing about this time last year.  Then App State happened.  

So if they lose to Auburn it's going to be a bad season?  Count me in on that happening then.  Freeze will school Dumbo and that Durkin defense.  He's loaded up with some legit guys from the portal, and got the Michigan State QB today.

[billfromlaketravis 11,515]

So how close is Tarp to walking away from GigEm247? Does he have a piece of the site? Would 247 hire him as a national analyst? 
 

He strikes me as a marginally intelligent guy awash in aggy echo chamber insanity. I don’t know if he can do better, but he should try. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So how close is Tarp to walking away from GigEm247? Does he have a piece of the site? Would 247 hire him as a national analyst? 
 

He strikes me as a marginally intelligent guy awash in aggy echo chamber insanity. I don’t know if he can do better, but he should try. 

He’s definitely more “football smart” than most on that site.  But the few aggys I know that are have the rare ability to objectively view their team.   Very rare possession. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It's funny to me, if I am remembering correctly that they think "ConfidentAg" is some sort of insider. I can tell you definitively that Murphy did not get a first NIL deal and certainly didn't get a second one in order to stay. Just pure ignorance on their end, and they'll undoubtedly make it mantra.

multiple 'brand' sites are reporting something something maalik something nil something

for avoidance of doubt, are you saying that prior to the spring camp he did not have an NIL package, i.e. a "first" deal, he didn't get a 2nd deal because there would have had to have been a first deal, but he did get a deal, which is his first deal, and it might or might not have been "to keep him here"......  do i have that right?

[RGBIII 22,840]

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

multiple 'brand' sites are reporting something something maalik something nil something

for avoidance of doubt, are you saying that prior to the spring camp he did not have an NIL package, i.e. a "first" deal, he didn't get a 2nd deal because there would have had to have been a first deal, but he did get a deal, which is his first deal, and it might or might not have been "to keep him here"......  do i have that right?

He doesn't have any NIL deals with Texas One fund currently. Neither CTJ nor I have signed a contract with Maalik Murphy. He may have some corporate stuff or something but nothing from TOF

[RomaVicta 29,929]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He doesn't have any NIL deals with Texas One fund currently. Neither CTJ nor I have signed a contract with Maalik Murphy. He may have some corporate stuff or something but nothing from TOF

By Aggies' understanding of NIL, you've just revealed yourself to be bag man for our cheating NIL program.

[RGBIII 22,840]

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

By Aggies' understanding of NIL, you've just revealed yourself to be bag man for our cheating NIL program.