Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[DanTheHorn 5092]

22 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

See whether you eagle-eyed sleuths can spot the overriding - or underlying - reason for thepassag's optimism.  Use the highlighted portions in green, as your subtle thematic guideposts.

 

 

 

I will give it a try.

[texifornia 59080]

aggy baseball!

[texifornia 59080]

[texifornia 59080]

[Vertigo 20502]

 

Fucking hell Detmer. This may be one of the stupidest posts of bad data plus bad grammar I have seen in a while. 

CWS appearances in the last decade - Texas 4, aggy 1

NCAA Tournament appearances in the last decade - Texas 7, aggy 3

Football Conference Championships the last decade - Texas 1, aggy 0 (during our worst decade in history)

 

[MAUFRAIS 6746]

What year is this?

[closetojumping 65539]

Every time I read the term "sip" it strikes me as so bizarre. I've been personally called that like twice in my life by oldsters, yet these clowns use it constantly on texags. Recently, my oldest son apparently had a "t-sip" joke made about him and another kid in class by a fucking teacher because they had some UT shirts on that day.

That evening he asked me about it and what it all meant. I tried to explain the notion of what a "t-sipper" is and why it's such a bad thing to be called, according to the aggies. Quite frankly, I struggled to verbally make sense of it and it did not resonate whatsoever to him.

"Why is that funny or offensive?"

"Um, it isn't. They're generally too old and dense to gather that it just makes them look stupid and we don't give a shit."

I can't imagine walking around in life and actually calling someone something so braindead, antiquated, and unfunny. I've never run into a person that openly uses the term that is under the age of 50 and appears to be anything other than a complete mouthbreathing dumbass. 

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy baseball!

Average Joe sprinting in immediately to start the aggie anthem of "Wait 'Til Next Year" is so on-brand for that board that I laughed out loud seeing it.

[RomaVicta 30644]

It also includes another word they're wearing out: tampering. They hope to overcome the hype about tu by tampering in the portal and getting momentum in their recruiting. Their facilities facilities facilities should help.

[BabaYaga 15632]

 

Hey cockbags.....

[OregonHorn 101]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

It also includes another word they're wearing out: tampering. They hope to overcome the hype about tu by tampering in the portal and getting momentum in their recruiting. Their facilities facilities facilities should help.

For them, tampering is foreplay.  Hitting the portal hard is what's important.

[Armybrat 41453]

That braindead moron is so typical of aggy. 

He fails to remember how their “best” years during the 1980s & early 1990s were based on rampant cheating that got them heavy NCAA sanctions (including 2 seasons of bowl bans), two coaches fired, and disgraced themselves worse than they are today.

They and the death penalty Ponies from Dallas contributed directly to the disintegration of the SWC….. something those pathetic psycho liars refuse to recognize and have tried to blame it all one big bad tu.

Talk about the lack of self-awareness and being loaded with delusions.

Dumbest sumbitches in the the state.

[texifornia 59080]

[Tex Pete 21518]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

 

"Our program has been better and not really close."

Texas Football 2013-2022: Overall Record 69-56, FBS 64-56, Power 5 57-54

Texas A&M Football 2013-2022: Overall Record 80-46, FBS 71-46, Power 5 50-46

Yeah, not really better. We have admittedly sucked. So have they.

Our record against Power 5 opponents is better than theirs since 2013. They have padded their stats against shitty teams.

Edited May 15, 2023 by Tex Pete

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20950]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy baseball!

What consistently staggers me is how quickly A&M takes seemingly good coaches like Schlossnagel and turns them into mediocre coaches.  It happens over and over and over again. Franchione goes 10-3 at Alabama, gets to A&M, and loses 77-0 in his first season. 

[Deej 77894]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

What consistently staggers me is how quickly A&M takes seemingly good coaches like Schlossnagel and turns them into mediocre coaches. 

Their brains snap after a few months in College Station, only able to focus on one thing. 

[trythisathome 984]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Their brains snap after a few months in College Station, only able to focus on one thing. 

[Vertuzzi 1426]

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

What consistently staggers me is how quickly A&M takes seemingly good coaches like Schlossnagel and turns them into mediocre coaches.  It happens over and over and over again. Franchione goes 10-3 at Alabama, gets to A&M, and loses 77-0 in his first season. 

Their culture consists primarily of bitching and moaning about others instead of self-evaluating their flaws. They’re losers by nature. 

[Tex Pete 21518]

21 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

What consistently staggers me is how quickly A&M takes seemingly good coaches like Schlossnagel and turns them into mediocre coaches.  It happens over and over and over again. Franchione goes 10-3 at Alabama, gets to A&M, and loses 77-0 in his first season. 

Their culture is the problem. People like that racist shitheel Daniel Joseph Figurelli are the core of their fanbase.

[markstanco 12809]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

What consistently staggers me is how quickly A&M takes seemingly good coaches like Schlossnagel and turns them into mediocre coaches.  It happens over and over and over again. Franchione goes 10-3 at Alabama, gets to A&M, and loses 77-0 in his first season. 

Not when they hired Jimbo though.  Everybody at FSU knew about his offseason bargaining for a new contract.  Jameis is owed at least 25% of his aggy contract. 

[The Dog 44869]

 

[texifornia 59080]

[texifornia 59080]

[Getafix 29461]

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

😂  😂  😂  😂 

 

 

[texifornia 59080]

[Droopy 2639]

The mental gymnastics always astounds me when reading these. The leaps and bounds they make from one point to the next, as if by saying it out loud makes it true, and to continually perpetuate the same bullshit inside an echo chamber waiting for their counterparts to agree with their opinion is incredible. Bravo, sirs. You’re doing the Lord’s work. 🤘🏼

[HtownHorn 15232]

When did Jimbo win 10 games at aggy?

[texifornia 59080]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

When did Jimbo win 10 games at aggy?

They always count the COVID year as a "10 win season"

[closetojumping 65539]

Lane Kiffin is a "dork" coming from a diehard aggie while Jimbo Aggins is the head coach.

Ryan Day and Kirby Smart were "career coordinators". Both guys were hired as HCs around the age of 40.

Durkin and Adazzio were bad hires, but in year 2, maybe they'll turn into good hires.

Let's "infest" in a OL coach.

Sonny Dykes would be a good hire.

They don't want a repeat of the "Sumlin situation" as Jimbo Fisher is performing worse on a trendline than Kevin Sumlin.

They think a $60M buyout is about where it gets affordable. 

These are the dumbest motherfuckers posting on a sports forum on the Internet. That includes other SEC schools, Nascar forums, NFL and NBA forums, and European soccer fans. It's stunning.

[closetojumping 65539]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They always count the COVID year as a "10 win season"

Gigem314 with what might be the single greatest post of all time. It's clear he really believes what he's typed, too. That shit is uncut dope.

[texifornia 59080]

[SydneyCarton 49537]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Whenever I see a dumb motherfucker on Texags posting something like THE POWERS THAT BE in all caps, which is something we all say regularly, my kneejerk is to just assume that that person is really just trolling. Or that it might be one of us. But considering how blessedly saturated we are with their posting, statistically speaking it's more likely to just be a regular ole' Aggie. That is mildly terrifying. 

[Sejjr 3250]

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Whenever I see a dumb motherfucker on Texags posting something like THE POWERS THAT BE in all caps, which is something we all say regularly, my kneejerk is to just assume that that person is really just trolling. Or that it might be one of us. But considering how blessedly saturated we are with their posting, statistically speaking it's more likely to just be a regular ole' Aggie. That is mildly terrifying. 

The dead giveaway is that they didn't misspell BE. 

[ousux 5649]

The mental gymnastics always astounds me when reading these. The leaps and bounds they make from one point to the next, as if by saying it out loud makes it true, and to continually perpetuate the same bullshit inside an echo chamber waiting for their counterparts to agree with their opinion is incredible. Bravo, sirs. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

My favorite part are the gomers who are hanging their hopes on Petrino "balling out" lol. It's almost as if they don't think Bilbo aggins has a huge ego and Napoleon syndrome. What if their offense actually takes off this year...does Jimbo allow Petrino to have the glory? This upcoming season is going to be all sorts of entertaining.

[Vertigo 20502]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Lane Kiffin is a "dork" coming from a diehard aggie while Jimbo Aggins is the head coach.

Ryan Day and Kirby Smart were "career coordinators". Both guys were hired as HCs around the age of 40.

Durkin and Adazzio were bad hires, but in year 2, maybe they'll turn into good hires.

Let's "infest" in a OL coach.

Sonny Dykes would be a good hire.

They don't want a repeat of the "Sumlin situation" as Jimbo Fisher is performing worse on a trendline than Kevin Sumlin.

They think a $60M buyout is about where it gets affordable. 

These are the dumbest motherfuckers posting on a sports forum on the Internet. That includes other SEC schools, Nascar forums, NFL and NBA forums, and European soccer fans. It's stunning.

Don't forget that our hiring Strong was a reaction to Johnny Manziel and our hiring Sarkisian is our reaction to aggy's covid year. 

[RomaVicta 30644]

I love this narrative:

He's the one who put those guys in the locker room. Further, everbody leaving was not part of his plan let alone something he actively caused. Passively caused, maybe, but not actively.

Of course this is mitigated by picking up studs from Richmond and Jackson State.

Edited May 16, 2023 by RomaVicta

[DanTheHorn 5092]

[Armybrat 41453]

Confidentag not living up to his username.

[CashMcCoy 3418]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Don't forget that our hiring Strong was a reaction to Johnny Manziel and our hiring Sarkisian is our reaction to aggy's covid year. 

Their “best season in 50 years” being the covid year is too good. It was great to have CFB on and went better than I’d expected, but I pretty much consider it an asterisk year with everything like the limited/no fans, players praying to avoid a postive test, and games being cancelled. Obviously the craziness of a worldwide pandemic on everybody’s minds too. Honestly would’ve forgotten that they thought they deserved to make the playoff if it wasn’t for this thread. If I were them, the Johnny year would be far superior to 2020. But that would be admitting Sumlin was anything other than the architect of their recent failures, so it may be controversial.

[Vertigo 20502]

20 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Their “best season in 50 years” being the covid year is too good. It was great to have CFB on and went better than I’d expected, but I pretty much consider it an asterisk year with everything like the limited/no fans, players praying to avoid a postive test, and games being cancelled. Obviously the craziness of a worldwide pandemic on everybody’s minds too. Honestly would’ve forgotten that they thought they deserved to make the playoff if it wasn’t for this thread. If I were them, the Johnny year would be far superior to 2020. But that would be admitting Sumlin was anything other than the architect of their recent failures, so it may be controversial.

The irony is that they would have won the B12 going away that season had they not just left for the SEC. 

[Chopper 17451]

 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I love this narrative:

He's the one who put those guys in the locker room. Further, everbody leaving was not part of his plan let alone something he actively caused. Passively caused, maybe, but not actively.

Of course this is mitigated by picking up studs from Richmond and Jackson State.

Oh damn I thought he meant Jimbo actually cleaned up the locker room. Ya know, because Addazio went all white supremacist on the previous locker room cleaner. But now that I think about it, that was at CSU.

All they need now is confidence and swagger. THAT'S THE ONLY THING THEY'RE MISSING!  Probably because they look in that empty hall of champions and it gives them the sads.

Edited May 16, 2023 by Chopper

[Tex Pete 21518]

41 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The irony is that they would have won the B12 going away that season had they not just left for the SEC. 

Except I don't think they would have.

[Vertigo 20502]

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Except I don't think they would have.

They had a top 10 finish that season, meanwhile in the B12 a 2 loss Oklahoma featuring the dynamic Landry Jones and a 2 loss K State split the conference championship. Oklahoma finished 15th and KState finished 12th. aggy then went on to beat Oklahoma in the bowl game 41-13. So yeah.. I think they would have. 

Edited May 16, 2023 by Vertigo

[Deej 77894]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

The irony is that they would have won the B12 going away that season had they not just left for the SEC. 

You underestimate aggy ability to find a way to fuck themselves. 

And unlike SEC teams, their offense was nothing new to the Big12.

Edited May 16, 2023 by Deej

[Tex Pete 21518]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

They had a top 10 finish that season, meanwhile in the B12 a 2 loss Oklahoma featuring the dynamic Landry Jones and a 2 loss K State split the conference championship. Oklahoma finished 15th and KState finished 12th. aggy then went on to beat Oklahoma in the bowl game 41-13. So yeah.. I think they would have. 

Big 12 defenses were designed to stop those kind of offenses. SEC defenses were not. 

[deft 7073]

They would have played us in Austin. We would have fucked them. Johnny would not have acquired nachos.

[fattyflattie 4640]

Agree.  Baylor or OSU or someone who shouldnt have beat them, would have.  It’s what aggy does. 

[Armybrat 41453]

15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Agree.  Baylor or OSU or someone who shouldnt have beat them, would have.  It’s what aggy does. 

And Dave South would have had plenty of dead air practice.

[DalTxHornFan 3130]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

And Dave South would have had plenty of dead air practice.

Mr. South was the absolute master of dead air!

 

[Tex Pete 21518]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

And Dave South would have had plenty of dead air practice.

Dead air would have been better than so much of the hot air that doofus was pumping out. 

[markstanco 12809]

Big 12 defenses were designed to stop those kind of offenses. SEC defenses were not. 

But a big 12 defense gave up 43 to them while only scoring 13 on offense.