Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Tex Pete 20,335]

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

But a big 12 defense gave up 43 to them while only scoring 13 on offense.

I didn’t say EVERY Big 12 team would have beaten them. They just would have played teams week after week that were designed to. 

[ousux 5,597]

But a big 12 defense gave up 43 to them while only scoring 13 on offense.

What part of "OU sucks" are you having trouble understanding?

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

50 minutes ago, markstanco said:

But a big 12 defense gave up 43 to them while only scoring 13 on offense.

N=1 does tend to have large variance 

[Frank Drebin 5,659]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

But a big 12 defense gave up 43 to them while only scoring 13 on offense.

Their defense would have gotten beat by a couple spread teams.  Louisiana Tech put 57 on them that year running a spread.

A&M's offense fared better against SEC defenses than it would have against Big 12 defenses who had been facing those offenses for over a decade at the time.

[markstanco 12,571]

10 hours ago, ousux said:

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

But a big 12 defense gave up 43 to them while only scoring 13 on offense.

What part of "OU sucks" are you having trouble understanding?

Well, none.  They gave up 43 to aggy, therefore they suck. 

[gernblansten 3,196]

Stop focusing on the defenses. aggy would have lost a few Big 12 games 48-45.  

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,205]

What the hell is going on here.  Arguing over what-ifs and games that never happened.  I like the aggy screenshots... Not a thread devolving into actual texags

[General Specific 3,253]

[RomaVicta 29,902]

Same thread about UDub and Oregon to the BIG. This goes to the scholar argument above:

Michigan? No. Tech? Maybe.

 

[Deej 76,755]

[Mr. Drummond 2,198]

FFS aggy, just be what you are.    A regional diploma mill with a shit load of students and a good bit of money for athletics.   Try being the best at that before worrying about what others are doing.

[SydneyCarton 48,056]

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Same thread about UDub and Oregon to the BIG. This goes to the scholar argument above:

Michigan? No. Tech? Maybe.

 

While that whole screenshot is a disgusting and disconcerting combination of Cringe and Hilarious, I'm just going to point out that they forgot Georgia, which is ranked 10 spots ahead of aTm in the US news listing of public universities. Which in the total college list would probably put them about 40 spots ahead of aTm. 

 

[Park Gothic 5,016]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

FFS aggy, just be what you are.    A regional diploma mill with a shit load of students and a good bit of money for athletics.   Try being the best at that before worrying about what others are doing.

Shit, they're not even the best regional diploma mill in Texas. Tech has that covered and, unlike A&M, they can actually beat the Mississippi schools.

Fuck Tech as well, obviously.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,179]

I'd say the current SEC academic standouts are Vandy, Florida, and UGA.  Hell, aggy is much closer to Miss St., Ol Miss, and LSU than they are the really good schools. 

[Plorant 799]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Same thread about UDub and Oregon to the BIG. This goes to the scholar argument above:

Michigan? No. Tech? Maybe.

 

This fucking rube.  Of course the Service Academies are national.  In order to apply to those universities you need to obtain a nomination from your congressman.  Every state is represented in those schools.  To apply to A&M, you just need a pulse. 

[bad_teammate 13,191]

A&M will accept the toenail clippings of people rejected by the naval academy. Their acceptance rate is probably below 10%.

What the hell drugs are these morons on??

[Mason Ramsey 3,373]

Ah yes! EVERYONE knows the big 4 Service Academies! Army, Navy, Air Force, and of course, the fightin' Texum Aggy Corps of Cadets!!

[markstanco 12,571]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

 

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The problem is a&m will never leave the sec because they cant think outside the box.  All the great coaches think outside the box

Maybe one day Jimbo will go in to Katherine Banks office and surprise her with an invitation to the B1G! 

[TXRed 3,247]

[markstanco 12,571]

Texas schedule is a joke. Pretty funny looking at their non con.

CDC: schedule app state to make the schedule not a joke!

[Vertigo 20,276]

58 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Whoo boy. Life is coming at these rubes fast.

[Getafix 28,565]

 

Fisher at a Dallas function.

 

Quite the compliment. 🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣 

 

Yep ... they don't pay you enough to do that, do they?

 

You do have Durkin though ... 

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,179]

Jimbo and aggy:

[RomaVicta 29,902]

He must mean on TV. Nobody recruited to the next class will be on the roster at the end of the century.

JamieBoy all over this motherfucker. Valedictorian material. We'll be lucky to get into the top 30 based on our current position in the rankings.

[SydneyCarton 48,056]

12 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He must mean on TV. Nobody recruited to the next class will be on the roster at the end of the century.

JamieBoy all over this motherfucker. Valedictorian material. We'll be lucky to get into the top 30 based on our current position in the rankings.

This is one of my favorite tropes from those atavistic waterheards...the ole "ANOTHER DISAPPOINTING SEASON." Or "THEY DON'T DEVELOP TALENT." It happens during any stretch, or even for just one season, and it is set in stone in the minds of those dimwits that it's an immutable law, and won't change going forward. You'd think us being mediocre in the 90's and then hiring Mack Brown and Vince Young and winning a title would be a lesson, but no. We're still there with "They don't develop talent" and just projecting that we'll have a disappointing season 4 months out from the actual season as fact. Gosh, I wonder why they're always backwards and lack self awareness?

 

Oh it's because they're stupid as fuck and their echo chamber has all of the diversity of the Royal Family's genetic lineage. 

[texifornia 56,864]

My man is hammering "They don't develop talent" the same month we had an RB go top 10 while their guy dropped to the third round.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,179]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

My man is hammering "They don't develop talent" the same month we had an RB go top 10 while their guy dropped to the third round.

Logic is not their strong suit.  

[texifornia 56,864]

nikator botching the copy/paste job in his own post signature is a lovely bit of aggy incompetence

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

My man is hammering "They don't develop talent" the same month we had an RB go top 10 while their guy dropped to the third round.

Don’t forget our back up QB turned RB  going as well  lol

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Imagine being a grown ass man and typing whorns on a message board.  

[NoName 16,351]

47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

JamieBoy all over this motherfucker. Valedictorian material. We'll be lucky to get into the top 30 based on our current position in the rankings.

lol Texas is #58 currently with 3 players in the class, including a punter.

guess what? it's going to look even worse when Modden is out of it (somehow he's still a top 100 player in the composite?!)

genuinely, who cares where you are in May before high school is even out? if we are here on 9/2 then sure. that's an issue. but Texas won't be. Texas under Sark has finished 15 (transition class, included a long snapper and a punter + Savion Red who was outside the top 200 in the state lol), 5, 3.

 

[RomaVicta 29,902]

Regarding the yellowed part:

 

It's the annual parrot song they've sung for decades just as @SydneyCarton describes. Most of the people in Austin don't care about the Longhorns because they come from somewhere else and/or went to another university. The times that I've worked in large office spaces the last ten years, only a handful of people talk about football. [For Aggies reading this: this is because of Austin's growth not a decline in general interest in the University of Texas Longhorns.]

 

The bottom passage is bursting with ironic truth.

 

[markstanco 12,571]

15 hours ago, TXRed said:

If there is one thing they should NEVER be able to say is calling out some other team for having a joke of a schedule. By the way, Texas is sitting at #21 in the too early SI SOS rankings.  Maybe they can ground pound Charlotte or Northern Iowa or Bowling Green in the near future. 

[Longhornlove 4,809]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

nikator botching the copy/paste job in his own post signature is a lovely bit of aggy incompetence

This is classic considering the hype they got last year pre-season and the rapid fall off a cliff they took. That offense last year had trouble scoring in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds.

[texifornia 56,864]

[Vertigo 20,276]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Imagine being mad that your guys from a 5-7 team and last place in your conference did not make the top 100 CFB players list. Sip conspiracy!

Edited May 18, 2023 by Vertigo

[Park Gothic 5,016]

Just now, Vertigo said:

Imagine being mad that none only one of your guys from a 5-7 team and last place in your conference did not make the top 100 CFB players list. 

FTFY. 

I also love how they're ranting that On3 is so biased in favor of Texas when Texas only had 4 players on the list, only one of whom is in the top-50. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,179]

[SydneyCarton 48,056]

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Can someone point me towards the on3 article/prediction of Ewers to win the Heisman. Hell, can someone point me to ANY publication that has Ewers predicted to win the Heisman? Thanks, I'll NOT wait, because I don't think one existed and I'd be here till I fucking died.

Imagine being so aggrieved, feeling so persecuted based on the whispers in your own head, that you live your life just completely lying to yourself and everyone in the echo chamber you choose to reside. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can someone point me towards the on3 article/prediction of Ewers to win the Heisman. Hell, can someone point me to ANY publication that has Ewers predicted to win the Heisman? Thanks, I'll NOT wait, because I don't think one existed and I'd be here till I fucking died.

Imagine being so aggrieved, feeling so persecuted based on the whispers in your own head, that you live your life just completely lying to yourself and everyone in the echo chamber you choose to reside. 

The only thing I've seen posted are like odds for the Heisman that has him listed. No real predictions. 

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can someone point me towards the on3 article/prediction of Ewers to win the Heisman. Hell, can someone point me to ANY publication that has Ewers predicted to win the Heisman? Thanks, I'll NOT wait, because I don't think one existed and I'd be here till I fucking died.

Imagine being so aggrieved, feeling so persecuted based on the whispers in your own head, that you live your life just completely lying to yourself and everyone in the echo chamber you choose to reside. 

The “bias sips” at On3 also had Iamaleava as the #1 QB in the final rankings. Facts are irrelevant.

[ousux 5,597]

My man is hammering "They don't develop talent" the same month we had an RB go top 10 while their guy dropped to the third round.

It's almost if they're unaware our RB coach has two players go top 10 in the draft.

[texifornia 56,864]

13 minutes ago, ousux said:

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

My man is hammering "They don't develop talent" the same month we had an RB go top 10 while their guy dropped to the third round.

It's almost if they're unaware our RB coach has two players go top 10 in the draft.

*top 15 - Gibbs was 12

[Hornlover 8,829]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can someone point me towards the on3 article/prediction of Ewers to win the Heisman. Hell, can someone point me to ANY publication that has Ewers predicted to win the Heisman? Thanks, I'll NOT wait, because I don't think one existed and I'd be here till I fucking died.

Imagine being so aggrieved, feeling so persecuted based on the whispers in your own head, that you live your life just completely lying to yourself and everyone in the echo chamber you choose to reside. 

Caesar's has him tied for the 6th best odds for winning the Heisman. And you know that Sportsbooks are known for their legendary sip bias.

Edited May 18, 2023 by Hornlover
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[bad_teammate 13,191]

On 5/17/2023 at 12:54 PM, Mason Ramsey said:

Ah yes! EVERYONE knows the big 4 Service Academies! Army, Navy, Air Force, and of course, the fightin' Texum Aggy Corps of Cadets!!

Spoiler

(Also works as a Mexican Navy joke)

 

Edited May 18, 2023 by bad_teammate

[ousux 5,597]

*top 15 - Gibbs was 12

Ahh...you're right. For some reason I was thinking he went two picks after Bijan.

[TXRed 3,247]

7 hours ago, NoName said:

lol Texas is #58 currently with 3 players in the class, including a punter.

guess what? it's going to look even worse when Modden is out of it (somehow he's still a top 100 player in the composite?!)

genuinely, who cares where you are in May before high school is even out? if we are here on 9/2 then sure. that's an issue. but Texas won't be. Texas under Sark has finished 15 (transition class, included a long snapper and a punter + Savion Red who was outside the top 200 in the state lol), 5, 3.

 

That was my favorite part. OVs haven’t even started yet and they’re already declaring this cycle as an L for us. 

Edited May 18, 2023 by TXRed

[texifornia 56,864]

b.  o.  m.  c.  

[RomaVicta 29,902]

I don't know, maybe those Aggie receivers are better than the guy they think doesn't belong.

The thing is, nobody is looking at every player on every team in detail to make these general determinations. Aggies assume that they are under a constant microscope, so everyone obviously knows everything about them. Therefore, armed with that knowledge, these national pundits are choosing! to scorn and belittle them.

There may be 20 or 30 or 60 players better than the guys on that list. They are either on shitty teams that nobody watched or have not played enough to get the attention of the guys on the list. 

Only these trembling Texags idiots take it personally. The lists are created to generate argument and talk in the off-season not to persecute the heavily-sleeping giant buried deep beneath the black soil of Bryan-College Station.

[NoName 16,351]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

b.  o.  m.  c.  

Evan Stewart was 16th in the SEC in rec yards, tied for 9th in catches, 29th in yards per reception and tied for 9th (which is either 49th or 50th in the SEC) in TD catches with two.

Jadon Haselwood had 59 catches for 702 yards and 3 TDs

Evan Stewart had 53 catches for 649 yards and 2 TDs

if Smith had been healthy he would have been in the list I bet.