Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[NoName 17178]

On 5/28/2023 at 8:07 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

They love to pencil in Miss State as a W' every offseason.

 

as a brief reminder, since A&M joined the SEC, they have gone 5-7 vs MSU and 3-2 in the last 5.

Zach Arnett isn't some trash hire either btw.

 

[RomaVicta 30625]

39 minutes ago, NoName said:

Zach Arnett isn't some trash hire either btw.

Does he know how to win a national championship?

[tejas60 3575]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Today I learned Jimbo's mom is 4'3" tall.

 

she looks fun.

[RomaVicta 30625]

 

We can't even see half of that cap and A&M outdoes themselves by getting their name (our brand!) on it 3 maybe 4 times. It's more flair than the back of a maroon Ford 450 pickup sporting truck nuts on the trailer hitch pulling in and taking two employee parking spaces at the local All State office.

Edited May 30, 2023 by RomaVicta

[BigHornedLurker 2182]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

as a brief reminder, since A&M joined the SEC, they have gone 5-7 vs MSU and 3-2 in the last 5.

Zach Arnett isn't some trash hire either btw.

 

I've noticed A$M  speaks down on the Mississippi schools a lot for a couple of teams they don't consistently beat, they are mid tier together from the record standings 

[TheAuditor 1047]

6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I've noticed A$M  speaks down on the Mississippi schools a lot for a couple of teams they don't consistently beat, they are mid tier together from the record standings 

A&M has a 200% problem,  not a 2% problem.  They think they are twice as good as any fact set, history review, or prospective analysis would suggest.  If they are even with Miss State,  then they think they are twice as good.  They look at our history, position, outlook and think "yeah, that's us,  but we do it the right way"    

 

[Pato del Muerto 53589]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

We can't even see half of that cap and A&M outdoes themselves by getting their name (our brand!) on it 3 maybe 4 times. It's more flair than the back of a maroon Ford 450 pickup sporting truck nuts on the trailer hitch pulling in and taking two employee parking spaces at the local All State office.

Your 1 actually says CHAMPS

[RomaVicta 30625]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Your 1 actually says CHAMPS

Yeah, well, I'm too pleased with my pickup truck comparison to edit my post again.

And who would have looked for any reference to "champs" on an Aggie cap?

I rest my case.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2207]

20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yeah, well, I'm too pleased with my pickup truck comparison to edit my post again.

And who would have looked for any reference to "champs" on an Aggie cap?

I rest my case.

 

[markstanco 12806]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

just your normal, monthly reminder that those rubes complain about it but voted for Texas and OU to join.

 

Im sure Sankey told them how to vote and like it. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21564]

aggy was told to get their shine box, and like good little bitches...they did.

[texifornia 59060]

[SydneyCarton 49534]

I mean, most Texas fans I've spoken with favor a 9 game SEC schedule, AND keeping marquee non-conference games on our schedule, not D2 trash. 

Which means of course those pussies are all about an 8 game schedule, particularly if they think it can help them duck us, even as they bemoan the loss of traditional rivalries. They're going to be pissed when we end up playing them every year regardless.

Seriously, with an expanded playoff, it won't even matter if you're a 2 loss team anymore. You'll still have a shot if it was good losses. They're all just massive pussies. 

[texifornia 59060]

[texifornia 59060]

[texifornia 59060]

[HtownHorn 15231]

Going to be hilarious when aggy is stuck with  Missouri  as their permanent "rival" because LSU-Arkansas is a longer rivalry.

Under the 1 rival rule it would likely shake out like this

UT-OU

Bama-Auburn

Florida-Georgia

Ole Miss-Mississippi State

Tennessee-Vanderbilt

South Carolina-Kentucky

LSU-Arkansas

aggy-Missouri

[markstanco 12806]

41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, most Texas fans I've spoken with favor a 9 game SEC schedule, AND keeping marquee non-conference games on our schedule, not D2 trash. 

Which means of course those pussies are all about an 8 game schedule, particularly if they think it can help them duck us, even as they bemoan the loss of traditional rivalries. They're going to be pissed when we end up playing them every year regardless.

Seriously, with an expanded playoff, it won't even matter if you're a 2 loss team anymore. You'll still have a shot if it was good losses. They're all just massive pussies. 

They should want 9 games as well.  Odds will be better on losing to a SEC opponent vs those OOC juggernauts like App State. 

[SydneyCarton 49534]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Going to be hilarious when aggy is stuck with  Missouri  as their permanent "rival" because LSU-Arkansas is a longer rivalry.

Under the 1 rival rule it would likely shake out like this

UT-OU

Bama-Auburn

Florida-Georgia

Ole Miss-Mississippi State

Tennessee-Vanderbilt

South Carolina-Kentucky

LSU-Arkansas

aggy-Missouri

That's probably better for their long term record, but they won't see it that way. 

[RomaVicta 30625]

One of the great examples of Aggie double think:

Us going to the SEC has nothing to do with tu! It's a move we made for our own future. We don't care about tu whom we can only refer to as tu because it shows how much we don't care about them!

So which is it, Ace?

Ahh, Irony-deafness isn't funny:

 

 

 

 

[RomaVicta 30625]

58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Which means of course those pussies are all about an 8 game schedule, particularly if they think it can help them duck us, even as they bemoan the loss of traditional rivalries. They're going to be pissed when we end up playing them every year regardless.

Seriously, with an expanded playoff, it won't even matter if you're a 2 loss team anymore. You'll still have a shot if it was good losses. They're all just massive pussies. 

To quote LB12Diamond AgTag:

[Vertigo 20502]

 

This absolutely kills me. They called themselves the perceived favorite for Drelon Miller, yet he doesn't schedule an OV to them. Perceived by who? Literally nobody but aggy wishcasting beat writers were writing about aggy leading that recruitment. They somehow conflate that because they desperately need a guy they automagically lead for him. 

Edited May 30, 2023 by Vertigo

[Pato del Muerto 53589]

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

 

This absolutely kills me. They called themselves the perceived favorite for Drelon Miller, yet he doesn't schedule an OV to them. Perceived by who? Literally nobody but aggy wishcasting beat writers were writing about aggy leading that recruitment. They somehow conflate that because they desperately need a guy they automagically lead for him. 

And that’s why they do their crystal balls or whatever each service calls them. Then refer to the 100% aggy predictions as evidence. 

[kwood4408 768]

 
This absolutely kills me. They called themselves the perceived favorite for Drelon Miller, yet he doesn't schedule an OV to them. Perceived by who? Literally nobody but aggy wishcasting beat writers were writing about aggy leading that recruitment. They somehow conflate that because they desperately need a guy they automagically lead for him. 

What does USCw mean? Is it meant to mean USC West?

[texifornia 59060]

3 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

What does USCw mean? Is it meant to mean USC West?

Yeah, not the University of South Carolina. It's meant to double down the SECSECSEC being the default even though USC is ALWAYS Southern California on first reference.

[Kwix 2497]

3 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

What does USCw mean? Is it meant to mean USC West?

I think its supposed to be some kind of dig, that you have to specify whether you are talking about USC or South Carolina.  

[cafe society 2903]

4 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

What does USCw mean? Is it meant to mean USC West?

Yes.  More aggy conference mate taint licking.

[Viper 12221]

3 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

What does USCw mean? Is it meant to mean USC West?

It's to distinguish from their rival USC (University of South Carolina)

[kwood4408 768]

Thanks fellas, I guess I was not even thinking of University of South Carolina as USC. I never know with their weird ass nicknames for everything.

[Wishbone 4958]

Edited May 30, 2023 by Wishbone

[texifornia 59060]

[HtownHorn 15231]

aggy's cheating help destroy the SWC, aggy leaving the Big 12 helped destroy that conference. Tell me again how it is always Texas.

[MH BEVO 1265]

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy's cheating help destroy the SWC

I made this argument the other day. They didn’t appreciate it. 

[T-shirt Sip 2208]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

According to aggy, Texas won't have any pull in the SEC but just late last week they were bitching and moaning about how Texas is forcing the SEC to change the SEC baseball tournament venue to Arlington.   

[markstanco 12806]

40 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy's cheating help destroy the SWC, aggy leaving the Big 12 helped destroy that conference. Tell me again how it is always Texas.

But LHN!!  Aggy would have told eSIPn hell no to 300 million dollars for the betterment of the B12!!!1!!1

1

!!

[Zhorn96 1836]

17 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

That is an exceptionally homely woman.

[RomaVicta 30625]

Everybody had votes. Texas could have been voted down. The whining from Nebraska is from decisions made where they were the only dissenting vote. A&M voted with Texas. To whatever degree Texas got its way, it was through persuasion and reason as much as Texas' relative importance among fellow members.

Texas was not threatening to leave with every issue. Only bitches like A&M and Nebraska chose that route.

Such fucking delusional liars.

Edited May 30, 2023 by RomaVicta

[JesusSweatDuck 18151]

35 minutes ago, markstanco said:

But LHN!!  Aggy would have told eSIPn hell no to 300 million dollars for the betterment of the B12!!!1!!1

1

!!

I mean, don't forget that we offered to make it the Texas Network and let A&M into the deal.  

[HtownHorn 15231]

The entire league voted for TV appearance-based percentages. It was only when Nebraska became a crap program and starting losing TV revenue as the result; did they start bitching about it. 

It's interesting that none of those 4 teams has had any kind of consistent success since leaving the Big 12, while TCU has gone to the playoffs.

Edited May 30, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Hank_Hill 20105]

Can’t believe our woke pussy law school is going to be the downfall of our football program 😩😩😩

[billfromlaketravis 11867]

9 hours ago, NoName said:

just your normal, monthly reminder that those rubes complain about it but voted for Texas and OU to join.

Why do they care so much about baseball? The precedent of moving a SEC Tournament is all I can come up. I’m sure the next tinfoil hat conspiracy is we want to move the SEC Title Game from Atlanta to Jerryworld.

And if we were doing that, why would they care? It benefits them as well. 

[SHOOTER12 8890]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I mean, don't forget that we offered to make it the Texas Network and let A&M into the deal.  

AND they didn't have the money, SO UT offered to cover up front costs AND aggy still declined and ran away. So FUCK aggy an their whining, crying bunch of bullshit. 

Go App State!

[Armybrat 41441]

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

aggy was told to get their shine box, and like good little bitches...they did.

Yessa boss.

[Wishbone 4958]

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Why do they care so much about baseball? The precedent of moving a SEC Tournament is all I can come up. I’m sure the next tinfoil hat conspiracy is we want to move the SEC Title Game from Atlanta to Jerryworld.

And if we were doing that, why would they care? It benefits them as well. 

Because of optics. Any changes to existing SEC protocol would suggest Texas influence. Something they don’t have.

And they’d likely be correct.

Edited May 31, 2023 by Wishbone

[Hairy Biped 604]

6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

AND they didn't have the money, SO UT offered to cover up front costs AND aggy still declined and ran away. So FUCK aggy an their whining, crying bunch of bullshit. 

Go App State!

aggy didn't reject the Lone Star Network because they didn't have the money for start up.  They rejected it because every single partner it was pitched to said that they wanted to air much more Longhorn content than aggy content because Texas was far more valuable to them.  Just like when Nike told them the same thing, they got pissed and walked away assuming it would kill any chance for Texas to have a network.

[General Specific 3508]

aggy, never let’s fact get in the way of a good ______!

a) Tradition,
b) intertrons,
c) honor,
d) all of the above.
e) who cares, FUCK aggy

[texifornia 59060]

[Born Burnt 6276]

Am I imagining it, or didn't aggies used to crow about the mutual respect and "brotherhood" within the SEC? And how it was a special bond that us entitled, selfish sips could never understand?

[texifornia 59060]