Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Hagbard Celine 10854]

On 5/29/2023 at 4:13 PM, HtownHorn said:

It should also be mentioned that MSU's new OC was none other than the OC at Appalachian State last year.

okay, that explains the maroon-out, i feel much better about our friends to the east

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Thinking about this ou tamu thing they keep talking about…I guess the chief difference for me is I take ou seriously as a competitor, I respect them in a way. I cannot take the aggies seriously and I have no respect for them as anything other than a laughing stock.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Slorch?

Not even close.

[DigglerontheHoof 21194]

10 hours ago, cochamps said:

Team meteor for me.  Okie and aggy both make me want to vomit.

Yep, as long as they both embarrass themselves in some way (nearly always a given), I'm happy.   A meteor at the Cotton Bowl they played in would've been perfect.  And as a bonus, Jerry World would've been demolished, too. 

[statsman 5457]

I enjoy the comments that they are 19-19 against Texas since 1974, proving Texas is no better. 
 
Tech is 18-18 vs the Ags since 1976. 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

19 minutes ago, statsman said:

I enjoy the comments that they are 19-19 against Texas since 1974, proving Texas is no better. 
 
Tech is 18-18 vs the Ags since 1976. 

Username checks out

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

Goddamn these dipshits.

1) there’s no answer to who we hate the most. I’ll speak for myself. I hate everybody not named Texas. I don’t give a flying shit if everyone in the new conference hates us; fuck them. Texas is poison, Texas will piss everyone off, blah blah blah? Tough shit. That’s what the money is for.

2) the ou game is the most important one to be preserved. Not because we as a monolithic entity hate them the most, because it’s historically been the best and most meaningful game. I don’t think most of us hate the institution that is the university of Oklahoma (their athletic programs, sure), but I fucking loathe everything about Baylor; that doesn’t mean I give a single fuck about ever playing them again. It actually means I’d prefer not to ever associate with that actual cesspool.

3) they talk about the last decade as though it has been some sort of ascent for their program and has made Texas jealous…what the ever living holy fuck are they talking about? They haven’t done a goddamned thing. It was a golden opportunity for them to do just that - establish themselves as something more than a decent football program, because Texas has been shitty and they had a recruiting advantage. And they’ve done fuck-all with it. They’re exactly the same as they ever were. They’ve pissed it away. Texas will eventually get its shit together, but we gave them a decade-plus to pull ahead and they haven’t. No matter how much they keep repeating it. They haven’t.

And what always gets me is their collective victim complex. Christ what a bunch of titty-babies.

Edited June 1, 2023 by Hank Chinaski

[texifornia 56933]

[texifornia 56933]

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[texifornia 56933]

[texifornia 56933]

[Scholz 11943]

A) What a bunch of quivering vaginas. My God. How do you go through life like that?

B) When you aggy pussies left, Deloss told you we’d decide when we play again. Well here we are. And you were forced to vote yes to that, lessers.

[texifornia 56933]

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

I mean, there was apparently no guarantee you’d have them for their sophomore year…

[SydneyCarton 48082]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Pretty sure the next negotiation with ESPN for the SEC is 2025. It would make sense to play a season in the new format with actual data on eyeballs in a 9 game schedule, as opposed to speculation, when you go to ESPN and start asking for the buttload of money that the SEC is going to get. These fucking idiots. "We better get paid." Like there was some fear of that not happening. In their heart of hearts, they know losing that fucking cupcake on their schedule means they're going to be 7-5 on average as opposed to 8-4. 

[morehornsepower 887]

I guess since we are joining "their" conference, then all our conference opponents will get to pick where we play.  Get ready for 8/9 SEC road games in 2024 guys...it's only fair (in the insane reality in ATM's heads).

[texifornia 56933]

[markstanco 12575]

If UT is laughable at one, and UTSA is laughable at two, then Tech is their #1?  Congrats Tech fans! 

[closetojumping 62632]

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Cobra39. 

[speed817 19265]

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Cobra39. 

Must have met South Austin's mom

[texifornia 56933]

[Vertigo 20279]

Liucci pushing this narrative is hilarious. He is literally the only one talking about it. 

[Tex Pete 20348]

It is hilarious that the next windmill they're choosing to tilt at is playing a bunch of home games in College Station to even the numbers of home games at each school.

Ever aggrieved.

[texifornia 56933]

Meanwhile:

 

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

A&M : "SEC owes us"
Anyone with a brain : "For what?" 
A&M : "brain dead vitriol" 

poor bastards haven't realized they're just a pawn in a larger game yet , just with some new players 
 

[Tired Horn 738]

9 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

A&M : "SEC owes us"
Anyone with a brain : "For what?" 
A&M : "brain dead vitriol" 

poor bastards haven't realized they're just a pawn in a larger game yet , just with some new players 
 

Most pawns have more self-respect.

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

When Texas dares to voice an opinion, such as a preference for a 9 game conference schedule:

if the decision aligns with Texas it’s proof that Texas is strong arming the league and poisoning the well

if it’s the opposite, it’s proof that Texas is finding out the hard way that it can’t just get what it wants and hahaha. 
 

and when Texas doesn’t voice an opinion on a possible change, like moving the baseball tournament to Arlington:

aggy just assumes an opinion for Texas and then still applies the above. 
 

quite humorous, if highly redundant and predictable. 

[MAUFRAIS 6624]

A&M reminds me of my kids waiting for the other one to make a choice so they can choose the opposite.

[Masshole Horn 770]

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

A&M reminds me of my kids waiting for the other one to make a choice so they can choose the opposite.

Ok. Both of you need to whisper your answer in my ear.

Edited June 2, 2023 by Masshole Horn

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

FCB says June 14th for these rubes to get their answer on where the first game is played (I'll be shocked if we don't play them at all personally).

 

[Updawg 2266]

Does anyone really give a shit where the first game against them is played? They are so obsessed over it so I hope it’s in austin now

They build the weirdest shit up to a big deal and end up looking like dumb asses when it doesn’t work out

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

Apparently, Sankey is shuffling the deck for ‘24…..no telling who will be playing who…or where…for that matter…June 14th…

 

Edited June 2, 2023 by Cairn Horn88

[Longhornfrenzy 5711]

[Longhornfrenzy 5711]

[ousux 5597]

Lol, not totally sure Muy would feel exactly the same way if they had outderped us in that last game.

[Tex Pete 20348]

You know Bowen Loftin and his Short Bus Brigade were slapping each other on the backs and hollering “Hurr durr durr! We’re gonna show dem durn teasippers! We’re gonna make them play the last game against us ever in Kyle Field and beat their hineys! They’ll be so ticked off! That’ll show them yellow bellied gay boys!”

[Longhornfrenzy 5711]

[RomaVicta 29907]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When Texas dares to voice an opinion, such as a preference for a 9 game conference schedule:

if the decision aligns with Texas it’s proof that Texas is strong arming the league and poisoning the well

if it’s the opposite, it’s proof that Texas is finding out the hard way that it can’t just get what it wants and hahaha. 
 

and when Texas doesn’t voice an opinion on a possible change, like moving the baseball tournament to Arlington:

aggy just assumes an opinion for Texas and then still applies the above. 
 

quite humorous, if highly redundant and predictable. 

They are at least consistent in their fantasy that only one person or school controls the SEC. Soon it will be tu and all will be lost. Oh woe is Aggy.

[RomaVicta 29907]

Ok. You put your foot down. Then what?

Blindsided, betrayed by backhanded dealings to such an extent that coherence itself became impossible.

Lobbying. There's your solution. Oh boy, those Aggies are lobbying the shit out this stuff. We better do something but first: "Go get your shinebox!"

 

Again, or what? You gonna lobby for shit?

Oh, wait a second. Here's the list of what Aggies will do:

 

 

All Texas conference games should be away games the first year!

[Hagbard Celine 10854]

On 5/30/2023 at 11:05 AM, markstanco said:

Im sure Sankey told them how to vote and like it. 

the call to talkiebird occurred at 1045am on Saturday 24 July 21

17 minutes later at 1102am Looch pivoted 180 degrees and the sheep were in lockstep by dinnertime

[MAUFRAIS 6624]

It just occurred to me that there are people in their 30s who have never heard “poooooooor aggies” from either perspective if they never went to a game before they went to college.

[DigglerontheHoof 21194]

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

The guy saying they should not show up for the game in Austin has a great point, and we should encourage that thought to gain purchase in their collective brain.  It would, indeed, be the talk of college football. 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Ok. You put your foot down. Then what?

[Deej 76764]

Wait...we caused all the scheduling headaches? I though it was all the pussies already in the SEC who are afraid of playing 9 conference games.

[Born Burnt 6177]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Wait...we caused all the scheduling headaches? I though it was all the pussies already in the SEC who are afraid of playing 9 conference games.

[texifornia 56933]

[DigglerontheHoof 21194]

"I'm looking forward to this football season.  Think we have a QB and a team that can make some noise."

I agree, sharting makes a noise. 

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The guy saying they should not show up for the game in Austin has a great point, and we should encourage that thought to gain purchase in their collective brain.  It would, indeed, be the talk of college football. 

They certainly have experience in not showing up for a game (Bowl game v WF).   One more time and its a tradition.