Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29784]

7 hours ago, cafe society said:

Auburn alumni?

Nah, they're not Auburn alumni. Why'd you bring that up?

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

7 hours ago, cafe society said:

Auburn alumni?

I assume he's talking about Tim Cook

[Tigersnake 670]

On 6/1/2023 at 9:47 AM, Scholz said:

A) What a bunch of quivering vaginas. My God. How do you go through life like that?

B) When you aggy pussies left, Deloss told you we’d decide when we play again. Well here we are. And you were forced to vote yes to that, lessers.

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[texifornia 56519]

[texifornia 56519]

[texifornia 56519]

11 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I’m assuming that was a joke, although neither of them are the wealthiest openly gay man. 

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

[texifornia 56519]

And a fun post-Stanford-grand-slam chaser

[texifornia 56519]

[Hornlover 8824]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

Gay Billionaire talk not going away

[Park Gothic 4976]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

[ousux 5587]

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

My fave aggy is yemtig talking about how "depth and injuries are everything in the SEC"

Apparently he is unaware half the aggy team hit the portal..replaced with G5 castoffs.

[Scholz 11933]

23 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

This year they have the meat grinder including:

New Mexico

UL Monroe

Abilene Christian 

[closetojumping 62239]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

It's hard to create an accurate list on stuff like that, but just glancing, Peter Thiel isn't listed and he easily eclipses Cook. I'm sure there are others if it was relevant to think through. 

I've always thought Geffen claimed his alumni status with Texas. Is that not true? I know Texas has claimed him over the years.

[Carl Spackler 3461]

"The brand recruits itself."  

What "brand" is that, pray tell?  The one that hasn't won a NC since 1939?  

[Park Gothic 4976]

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

This year they have the meat grinder including:

New Mexico

UL Monroe

Abilene Christian 

Ha ha, holy shit. They're playing ACU in November - perhaps replacing that absolute rockfight of a game against UMass with something a little more manageable. Since joining the FCS level in 2012 (that's right, they were Division II until a decade ago), they've amassed an impressive 50-67 record.

At least A&M's new star receivers will feel at home playing against a team that was also recently in Division II. 

[Moderator 98]

57 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's hard to create an accurate list on stuff like that, but just glancing, Peter Thiel isn't listed and he easily eclipses Cook. I'm sure there are others if it was relevant to think through. 

I've always thought Geffen claimed his alumni status with Texas. Is that not true? I know Texas has claimed him over the years.

Thiel is #4 on the list, but yes the list is probably not very accurate and missing others. 

[closetojumping 62239]

9 minutes ago, Moderator said:

Thiel is #4 on the list, but yes the list is probably not very accurate and missing others. 

I must have been looking for the US flag only. Whoops.

[Tex Pete 20179]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

Average Strength of Schedule from 2012-2022

Texas: 15.72  Texas A&M 27.72

             TEXAS        A&M

2012       12                6

2013       11               26

2014       14                6

2015         7               25

2016       36              40

2017       32              44

2018        7                 6

2019        7               21

2020      37              35

2021        6               54

2022       4               42 

And we often chose to play better teams. They ALWAYS chose to play worse teams.

             

             

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Those numbers don't mean a durn thing!  You can't quantify the strong burning desire that non-P5 teams have for beating an SEC opponent ya stupid sips!

[Burntcowboy 1845]

https://twitter.com/nashtalkstexas/status/1665799518657433604?s=46&t=NH64F2nTXBmSn_AAOFSd0Q

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

https://twitter.com/nashtalkstexas/status/1665799518657433604?s=46&t=NH64F2nTXBmSn_AAOFSd0Q

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[Burntcowboy 1845]

[Vertigo 20267]

23 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Figures that they are that unfamiliar with the directors cup. 

[Hank_Hill 18490]

Musk has definitely had a d in his b 

[Carl Spackler 3461]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Figures that they are that unfamiliar with the directors cup. 

If that post is legit . . . it's yet another example of how pervasive and twisted aggy's envy of Texas is -- willing acceptance of an aggy loss in a regional championship game (with the accompanying loss of any shot of making it to the CWS) if it will prevent Texas from winning an award that aggy won't come within miles of sniffing.   

Edited June 5, 2023 by Carl Spackler

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

37 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Musk has definitely had a d in his b 

Um....ok, I guess? 

[Cairn Horn88 8170]

5 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

Anybody want to give him a white flag?

[Gut Wagon 8052]

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

If that post is legit . . . it's yet another example of how pervasive and twisted aggy's envy of Texas is -- willing acceptance of an aggy loss in a regional championship game (with the accompanying loss of any shot of making it to the CWS) if it will prevent Texas from winning an award that aggy won't come within miles of sniffing.   

They have a long tradition of cup sniffing. 

[BigHornedLurker 1894]

13 hours ago, ousux said:

My fave aggy is yemtig talking about how "depth and injuries are everything in the SEC"

Apparently he is unaware half the aggy team hit the portal..replaced with G5 castoffs.

They were upgrades at the position ( over empty spots ) stupid Sip! 

[RomaVicta 29784]

Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

Edited June 6, 2023 by RomaVicta

[Napoleon 8604]

45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

The “next level” that they are talking about must be Rookie League Baseball.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

If the aggy hitters had squeezed their nuts harder and given him some run support he wouldn’t have  flamed out in the 6th and given up a bunch of runs? I don’t know, I’m not fluent in waterhead. 

[NOOBSDUDE 583]

They ducked Texas in March and now again in June lol.

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

They hate us more than they like themselves.

[nnm 36093]

Moar aggy baseball tears please. 

[TexasRenegade 2391]

Remember Billy said they're on an upward trajectory.  I guess us not hosting a super counts.

[RomaVicta 29784]

Billy knows trajectory like Jimbo knows how to win a national championship.

I believe both their football and baseball teams started their seasons in the top ten and ended up unranked.

Trajectory to Victory!

 

 

[markstanco 12505]

23 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

In their defense, it really was a tough game for them. 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Why would anyone brag about having degrees from aggy and Oklahoma. Damn what a loser 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

59 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Remember Billy said they're on an upward trajectory.  I guess us not hosting a super counts.

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[BERT 4351]

Remind me what BAS stands for again? Bitch Ass Syndrome? 

[Mason Ramsey 3371]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Remind me what BAS stands for again? Bitch Ass Syndrome? 

lol, as much as that fits too, it's battered aggy syndrome. 

[BERT 4351]

Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

lol, as much as that fits too, it's battered aggy syndrome. 

Ah, thank you. I like mine better

[speed817 19113]

13 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

Where does this put them in the director's cup standings???

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

23 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I follow this shit more closely than 99.999% of the population and I have absolutely no idea what CDC tweet Liucci is referencing... and a quick scrub of CDC's last month of tweets doesn't provide any clarity either.  Their ability to get worked up about the stupidest shit is honestly a super power.

Edited June 6, 2023 by Chuckie Finster

[Park Gothic 4976]

26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

It's amazing how many Big 12 championships A&M would have won if they had stayed in the conference.

Truly, they are the all-time champs of games they didn't play and conferences they aren't in. 

[Scholz 11933]

31 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Where does this put them in the director's cup standings???

I love how they follow every single sport as well as all of their disappointing finishes and then out of the other side of their mouths discount us showing we have the best athletic dept in the country 3 years running and call the award the "Hogwarts cup Thingy".  Such brutal idiots.