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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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On 6/1/2023 at 9:47 AM, Scholz said:

A) What a bunch of quivering vaginas. My God. How do you go through life like that?

B) When you aggy pussies left, Deloss told you we’d decide when we play again. Well here we are. And you were forced to vote yes to that, lessers.

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11 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I’m assuming that was a joke, although neither of them are the wealthiest openly gay man. 

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

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"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 
My fave aggy is yemtig talking about how "depth and injuries are everything in the SEC"

Apparently he is unaware half the aggy team hit the portal..replaced with G5 castoffs.
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23 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

This year they have the meat grinder including:

New Mexico

UL Monroe

Abilene Christian 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Dang, I thought Cook was sitting on a much bigger pile: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_billionaires

Not that I'd turn down $1.3b. And hey, #1 in the US (David Geffen) actually attended UT for a semester.

It's hard to create an accurate list on stuff like that, but just glancing, Peter Thiel isn't listed and he easily eclipses Cook. I'm sure there are others if it was relevant to think through. 

I've always thought Geffen claimed his alumni status with Texas. Is that not true? I know Texas has claimed him over the years.

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12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

This year they have the meat grinder including:

New Mexico

UL Monroe

Abilene Christian 

Ha ha, holy shit. They're playing ACU in November - perhaps replacing that absolute rockfight of a game against UMass with something a little more manageable. Since joining the FCS level in 2012 (that's right, they were Division II until a decade ago), they've amassed an impressive 50-67 record.

At least A&M's new star receivers will feel at home playing against a team that was also recently in Division II. 

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57 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's hard to create an accurate list on stuff like that, but just glancing, Peter Thiel isn't listed and he easily eclipses Cook. I'm sure there are others if it was relevant to think through. 

I've always thought Geffen claimed his alumni status with Texas. Is that not true? I know Texas has claimed him over the years.

Thiel is #4 on the list, but yes the list is probably not very accurate and missing others. 

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2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"No Saturdays off in the SEC" says fan of team who plays UMass in November. 

Average Strength of Schedule from 2012-2022

Texas: 15.72  Texas A&M 27.72

             TEXAS        A&M

2012       12                6

2013       11               26

2014       14                6

2015         7               25

2016       36              40

2017       32              44

2018        7                 6

2019        7               21

2020      37              35

2021        6               54

2022       4               42 

And we often chose to play better teams. They ALWAYS chose to play worse teams.

             

             

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Figures that they are that unfamiliar with the directors cup. 

If that post is legit . . . it's yet another example of how pervasive and twisted aggy's envy of Texas is -- willing acceptance of an aggy loss in a regional championship game (with the accompanying loss of any shot of making it to the CWS) if it will prevent Texas from winning an award that aggy won't come within miles of sniffing.   

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3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

If that post is legit . . . it's yet another example of how pervasive and twisted aggy's envy of Texas is -- willing acceptance of an aggy loss in a regional championship game (with the accompanying loss of any shot of making it to the CWS) if it will prevent Texas from winning an award that aggy won't come within miles of sniffing.   

They have a long tradition of cup sniffing. 

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Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

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I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

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45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

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I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

The “next level” that they are talking about must be Rookie League Baseball.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Okay, I'm not a baseball guy. I know the game as a casual fan, so I looked at the box score to look into the guy who improved his stock in the draft with a gutty performance.

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I'll give him the strike outs, but wtf?

If the aggy hitters had squeezed their nuts harder and given him some run support he wouldn’t have  flamed out in the 6th and given up a bunch of runs? I don’t know, I’m not fluent in waterhead. 

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I follow this shit more closely than 99.999% of the population and I have absolutely no idea what CDC tweet Liucci is referencing... and a quick scrub of CDC's last month of tweets doesn't provide any clarity either.  Their ability to get worked up about the stupidest shit is honestly a super power.

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31 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Where does this put them in the director's cup standings???

I love how they follow every single sport as well as all of their disappointing finishes and then out of the other side of their mouths discount us showing we have the best athletic dept in the country 3 years running and call the award the "Hogwarts cup Thingy".  Such brutal idiots.

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