Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

It's a conspiracy

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

"Rising Giant"??  Rising Giants don't go .500 and finish 5th/7th in its own division in year 4 of the savior Dumbo.

[Scholz 11933]

 Bama is 8-2 vs aggy. What absolute morons.

[General Specific 3232]

FIFY

aggy age/IQ is 12!

FIFBY

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Viper 12025]

3 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Our they serious?

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Our they serious?

They oar serious.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The titles obviously aren't coming, but the hate is already here. 

[texifornia 56489]

Remember comrades, all other media is lying to you as part of a dark t-sip conspiracy. aggy Pravda is the only truth!

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[cafe society 2836]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Remember comrades, all other media is lying to you as part of a dark t-sip conspiracy. aggy Pravda is the only truth!

 

Comrade Liucci would never lie.  Na Zdorovie!

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

BOMC at it again. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Saban pulls Jimbo's chain.  Hungover Jimbo has a press conference and runs his mouth like a fool.  Lucci blames BOMC.   So even when Saban lets his nuts hang to the media about aggy cheating, Lucci's lips are still firmly affixed.  Whoop!

[Viper 12025]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Remember comrades, all other media is lying to you as part of a dark t-sip conspiracy. aggy Pravda is the only truth!

 

Liucci needs to make sure his house has some glass in it before he start throwing darts. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Bevo14 8274]

Everyone is working to keep aggy down. Fear the 1939 national champs!

[NorLa Horns 1458]

On 5/22/2022 at 1:12 PM, Focht Up said:

It seems like the average age of texags posters is around 8.

Expecting emotional and intellectual maturity from Texags is a pretty big ask. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Lucci looks like the dude who painted my house.

I wonder if he smells like weed to?

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

[Viper 12025]

5 minutes ago, jinx said:

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

Sounds expensive. I guess funneling all that "NIL" money pays well. 

[HtownHorn 14468]

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

Sounds expensive. I guess funneling all that "NIL" money pays well. 

Don't forget that he's doing something similar to Burnt Ends, but he's keeping like 10% in administration fees.

[Tex Pete 20168]

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Lucci looks like the dude who painted my house.

I wonder if he smells like weed to?

Billy looks like the old lesbian coach who taught my health class in high school. 

[Vertigo 20265]

13 hours ago, jinx said:

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

Fedex overnight cargo plane. 

[Scholz 11933]

Lesbian soccer coach charter

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Lesbian soccer coach charter

 

Also, RIP Ray Liotta.

[Davis Lane 5552]

19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I was out at "Dog".

[Gidnik 3251]

lol

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Vertigo 20265]

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

Edited May 28, 2022 by Vertigo

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

I like the "Ole Miss 2.0" comment.  You know, the same Ole Miss that won 10 games last year, beat aggy, and played in a NY6 Bowl.

[pacman 7324]

Aggy always lacks a hint of self-awareness.

Wasn't Mallett 2-0 against aggy?

More failed aggy vs Texas comparisons?

Farmer better than Benson

McNeil better than VY

etc.

[Scholz 11933]

13 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

So they’ve already moved on from theirHaynes King savior? Shocked.

Also, Bryce Foster balled out? He single handedly lost their home game to Miss St by completely whiffing on a stunt up the middle on their last drive.

Also, they think their QB recruit is better than ours? So objective.

Also, aggys might be the dumbest sonsabitches on the planet.

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

So they’ve already moved on from theirHaynes King savior? Shocked.

Also, Bryce Foster balled out? He single handedly lost their home game to Miss St by completely whiffing on a stunt up the middle on their last drive.

Also, they think their QB recruit is better than ours? So objective.

Also, aggys might be the dumbest sonsabitches on the planet.

Replace "might be" with "are", and I agree totally 

[Beau Vine 53986]

The only thing that could have made that funnier is if Perroni had written it.

[Leanderman 2267]

How can we ever forget the past gomer posters who said Reggie was better than Vince? hahahahahah

[WinningIsHard 4016]

On 5/25/2022 at 2:37 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

2 heismans and both being drafted #1 is awesome, but that dude coaches for USC now. What’s that meth head, sister fucker talking about? Who on their staff has developed so many QB’s that the Manning’s would shut it all down for blOwU? Hate us all you want gooner, but Venables is not Riley. Lulz 

[HtownHorn 14468]

7 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

2 heismans and both being drafted #1 is awesome, but that dude coaches for USC now. What’s that meth head, sister fucker talking about? Who on their staff has developed so many QB’s that the Manning’s would shut it all down for blOwU? Hate us all you want gooner, but Venables is not Riley. Lulz 

Didn't their current OC run his last QB into the ground causing him to suffer a season ending injury?

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

Look, the only way to shut them the f*** up is to smack them in the head. Send those bastards back to the mothballs days. 

Can we do anything about Tech bros wearing gameday polos on Mondays? 

[Armybrat 40725]

On 5/25/2022 at 9:28 PM, jinx said:

Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. 

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

 

Dusty Crophopper!

[Leanderman 2267]

"Liucci said he was on a plane from College Station to Chicago that had Wi-Fi. I would love to know which airline that would be. "

Well I am sure for a fact it was not Virgin Airlines

[texifornia 56489]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

On 5/27/2022 at 7:40 PM, Vertigo said:

Those are some scorching hot QB takes, and I love how they have anointed Weigman as the next big thing already after a 3 for 16 spring game.

IT WAS WINDY! 

[Viper 12025]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

They make it to the baseball postseason so rarely it's not a surprise their fans don't know how it works. 

[Scholz 11933]

Dipshits

[Elmer_Fudd 22103]

 

[Scholz 11933]

Except the aggys ducked 2 bowl games and a home and home offer vs us. Pussy cowards.

[Scholz 11933]

And the decision to play us again against your will and with your shrieking bitchass meltdown proves that. The entire nation saw how scared aggy was of Texas.