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19 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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So now they are in the same stratosphere as the 2 most recognizable teams in the country.  Got it

They nailed it. They’re the Yankees, the Cowboys, just mired in championship winning tradition. They’re the iPhone of mobile telecommunications. JFC

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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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13 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.

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They're so convinced the BOMC is full of UT operatives with the sole mandate of making aggy look bad. Beyond the fact nobody is better at that job than themselves, exactly how many of these media people "hating" on aggy actually have ties to UT?

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14 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Exactly what a strong journalism school is. Aggies know shit.

 

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Journalism school, eh? I mean, they tried starting one recently, maybe they read about. It's been in the news. They finally got an overly qualified, experienced and shockingly enough A&M alum to accept the job to rebuilt their journalism school from the ground up. Then their higher ups saw she was tenured at "liberal" UT, had worked for the "Liberal" New York Times, and most importabtly, she was black. So that idea got shitcanned REAL fast. Stunningly enough, there aren't a ton of other qualified candidates lining up to take the job. Maybe if they offer it to Ben Shapiro or Alex Jones they'll have more success. NO CR, because the A&M brass literally fucking said all of the thigns I listed were problems. 

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11 hours ago, Chopper said:

This was 3 pages back.

"We're just like Texas, USC, and Notre Dame."

"Kind of but actually we're more like USC and Notre Dame!"

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Let's talk about ancient reputation, aggy. 

Oh, and if you're not careful, comparing yourselves to the Yankees might just get Helobious on board with you. 

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Absolute gold from Tarp.  Worth the read.

 

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Thank god people like Tarp don’t have any pull in Aggieland, they would probably actual make use of their potential if that level of self awareness was common.

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I don't think we've ever won there, have we? The terror is too great to overcome. And the noise! Whoo-eee. The Longhorns will probably have some players die in the "fully armed" Kyle Field. Fucking dorks.

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Just stop writing letters to yourselves. Done!

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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I don't think we've ever won there, have we? The terror is too great to overcome. And the noise! Whoo-eee. The Longhorns will probably have some players die in the "fully armed" Kyle Field. Fucking dorks.

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Just stop writing letters to yourselves. Done!

My biggest concern is that they mean the "fully armed" part literally

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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I don't think we've ever won there, have we? The terror is too great to overcome. And the noise! Whoo-eee. The Longhorns will probably have some players die in the "fully armed" Kyle Field. Fucking dorks.

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Just stop writing letters to yourselves. Done!

I'm fairly certain no one has genuinely ever called aggy classy 

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39 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

My grandma got lost in College Station on the way to a game once , the young men there were nice enough to wash her hair , give her meds, and take her to the game ! 

How did they figure out which trailer she escaped from?

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4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Went and rewatched the A&M/App State highlights again. It's amazing how fucking inept they were.

For real. It looked like they were being coached by Roy Johnson from BS High. Definitely one of the funniest things I can remember in a CFB game

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Just so’s I understand their collective consensus opinion:

1) we will lose more games because we lost bijan, who we leaned on for several wins, and can’t replace him 

2) achane was actually better than bijan despite the stats last season and draft order. 
3) aggy will be better even though they lost achane-who is better than bijan, and who they leaned on for several wins, because…here’s where I can’t square the circle. 

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32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just so’s I understand their collective consensus opinion:

1) we will lose more games because we lost bijan, who we leaned on for several wins, and can’t replace him 

2) achane was actually better than bijan despite the stats last season and draft order. 
3) aggy will be better even though they lost achane-who is better than bijan, and who they leaned on for several wins, because…here’s where I can’t square the circle. 

I mean, I’m still trying to square the logic from years ago about how (1) Mack wasn’t a good coach (he just out-talented teams), (2) VY wasn’t that good (he was just surrounded by talent), and (3) Texas’s overall talent wasn’t that good (recruits get bumped up because they were going to Texas)…and they maintained these arguments despite Texas going 24-1 over a 2-year span. Once I figure this out, I’ll try to help with the 2023 version.

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Just so’s I understand their collective consensus opinion:
1) we will lose more games because we lost bijan, who we leaned on for several wins, and can’t replace him 
2) achane was actually better than bijan despite the stats last season and draft order. 
3) aggy will be better even though they lost achane-who is better than bijan, and who they leaned on for several wins, because…here’s where I can’t square the circle. 

It’s like a Zen Koan, only instead of enlightenment you become dumber.
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On 8/26/2023 at 2:33 PM, bad_teammate said:

Went and rewatched the A&M/App State highlights again. It's amazing how fucking inept they were.

I did the same thing and Tarp is right. On the 3rd town to clinch the game aggy lined up a 6’6 280 lb freshman dlineman 10 yards off the ball at linebacker while App State ran right up the middle for a first down to win it. 

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