Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

At my boys' soccer games yesterday there were aggy shirts, shorts, hats, visors, etc as far as the eye could see. Same on week 1.  Decent Texas showing as well. It'll be fun to compare next week 🤘🏼

[MonkeyDoughnut 10231]

Aggy created their own problem now that they need a new HC. Because of their ridiculous buyout for Jimbo other teams have done the same, especially for anyone they would deem worthy.

Jimbos number might be 77M, but throw on his assistant buyouts and buying out the next coaches contract and they are looking in the $100M neighborhood.

[closetojumping 62573]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

That is uncut dope. Holy shit. 

Also, I like how he attempts to isolate the problems to the football program. No, fella, that’s not all there is to it.  Damned near their entire sports institution is representative of simple, unadulterated, persistent failure. Those idiots should wake up everyday thanking God for a brief but excellent run in track and field. 

[SydneyCarton 48069]

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That is uncut dope. Holy shit. 

Also, I like how he attempts to isolate the problems to the football program. No, fella, that’s not all there is to it.  Damned near their entire sports institution is representative of simple, unadulterated, persistent failure. Those idiots should wake up everyday thanking God for a brief but excellent run in track and field. 

Seriously. And I never would have had “John Sharp is a democrat” on my bingo card, but it perfectly illustrates your point. They will distort reality to the extreme to make their excuses. They’d insist revelie isn’t a dog if it meant they could avoid facing their failure. 

[Basil 754]

Concur. The “Sharp is a Democrat” is just the chef’s kiss on such a lovely meltdown post.

[Leanderman 2275]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm? No sign of KKL defending dumbo?

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

"Full proof"

[HtownHorn 14672]

My favorite thing from the weekend other than our win, was aggy figuring out that Petrino is calling Jimbo's playbook.

Edited September 10, 2023 by HtownHorn

[Boss Hogg 808]

“Pathetic is not excepting reality.”

 

lol uphauling 

 

I nominate that for next Aggie recruiting thread title  

Aggie Recruiting 2025-Excepting reality 

 

 

[Gatorubet 30189]

My favorite reality post. 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

My favorite thing from the weekend other than our win, was aggy figuring out that Petrino is calling Jimbo's playbook.

At jimbo’s pace

24 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

“Pathetic is not excepting reality.”

 

lol uphauling 

 

I nominate that for next Aggie recruiting thread title  

Aggie Recruiting 2025-Excepting reality 

 

 

Will have to be for ‘26 because ‘25 is already aptly named

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4769]

1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

I imagine “Geezus Christ” was muttered many times yesterday in aggyland  …

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[Yuk 1532]

Being an aggie is like bundling your car insurance. You get culture war, politics, jesus AND football all in one sad, underachieving package.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

and a 76 million dollar buyout...

[Rimbo 25915]

I'm massively hungover this morning and don't even care.

Rehydrating with pint after pint of aggy tears.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[TommyGufano 6021]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

and a 76 million dollar buyout...

What this tweet fails to acknowledge is iff A&M won all of their 2-posession losses this season, they'd be 2-0. They're knocking at the door

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Aaggie and a couple of others having some difficulty with the concept of correlation!= causation

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

and a 76 million dollar buyout...

And this is why I was shocked at the guys calling that game attempting to paint it as a Miami statement win. Guess that’s their job though. 

[Hozz 1017]

12 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Actually Jimblo...our win was on the road, and until last night no team had ever beaten Saban at home during his Alabama tenure by double digits.  Last time Saban lost at home by 10+ was when he was at LSU in 2003.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

By the way, there is an excessive amount of screenshots I'll be posting today courtesy of @Longhornfrenzy. Pace yourselves as to not OD on aggy tears. Also sorry in advance for not adding spoiler tag to any of them.

[ousux 5597]

Has there ever been a CFB fanbase that called for the firing of their HC or DC simply because a team in a DIFFERENT conference won a game that their team wasn't involved in?

It wasn't just a single poster repeating themselves, they truly are more concerned with our win vs their loss on the same day.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4739]

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

Does anyone know his address to call in a welfare check? He’s probably in Miami though. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Lame roller coaster.  aggy barely got their seatbelts strapped.

[TommyGufano 6021]

9 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

He's replied to stuff. For example:

 

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4739]

7 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

He's replied to stuff. For example:

 

 

[TexasGolf 4896]

55 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm massively hungover this morning and don't even care.

Rehydrating with pint after pint of aggy tears.

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

30 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

Check his replies on the X it's fucking hilarious.

He is all in his feelings 

 

[TexasGolf 4896]

32 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this. 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

I can guarantee you he didn't like what he found yesterday. It was a Jesus that had consumed too many beverages and simultaneously overdosed on aggy tears. 

Edited September 10, 2023 by JesusSweatDuck

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Stop. Stop.  It’s too funny.  I walk away and come back to 1,000 more.  

[nnm 36357]

 

[Vertigo 20276]

The two posts that made me lol:

the texags app needs a breathilyzer 

Back to the Fran years from whence you came!

 

just absolute gold.

Edited September 10, 2023 by Vertigo

[thepop 4409]

Edited September 10, 2023 by thepop

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

Good message... bizarre journey.

[nnm 36357]

Gotta read the thread and replies in Amanda Atwell’s post. It has the full series of exchanges between Looch and Marty F. That’s the good stuff. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 minute ago, thepop said:

https://x.com/shehanjeyarajah/status/1700630286856327548?s=46&t=IMJ8F-PIQC0ShSPZFWrfVA

This is a fivehead take

[nnm 36357]

Yep. The excuse when aggy loses to Bama is already being prepared. Apparently it was prepared before the season even started. 

 

Edited September 10, 2023 by nnm

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

 

 

[PTINS 3466]

Thank you all for your efforts.

"Short answer is yes.

But what else are they supposed to do? They'd be out of business if they were honest about the real state of the program."

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

23 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yep. The excuse when aggy loses to Bama is already being prepare. Apparently it was prepared before the season even started. 

 

So aggy will face a worse qb when they play bama?

[Chopper 17230]

There is still hope!

My favorites are the idiots who run to the team message board to post that they're done watching aTm for good this time and though they've been asked to donate to help buyout Jimbo they absolutely refuse. I feel those rush warmly through my veins.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yep. The excuse when aggy loses to Bama is already being prepare. Apparently it was prepared before the season even started. 

 

Always looking for an asterisk.

Beck Beckham is a regard. Thanks for giving Looch exactly what he was looking for. 

[campcrunk 2438]

2 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

aggy football: excepting Christ into your heart

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

I didn’t see a single at post before the game that they expected we’d be bama bc bama is trash and this is the worst bama team under saban . But yet now that we won all those things are apparently the truth? Lol. I hope bama rolls this year

[6th Street 6390]

2 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some found joy yesterday, some found disappointment, but yesterday was so bad, this aggy found Jesus.

What on earth is this?