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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:
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All things considered, it was a pretty good outcome for the Fightin' Texas Aggies

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Love how looch has proclaimed Weigman to be 'that dude'.   Only two games in, but seems King found life after Jimbo to be OK.  

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Oh Rumlin, aggy misses that that sweet swag. At least some of them do, others think aggy don’t need no swag and if you do, go up to “that corch in Colorado.”  Hmmm. What do Sumlin and Prime have in common?  Can’t quite put my finger on why neither would be welcome in the Station ….IMG_1999.thumb.jpeg.6092271b40f07ba571361cf5d482e16f.jpegIMG_2001.thumb.jpeg.302ff922d589fd4c733fc0af5fe2f223.jpeg

 

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The absolute best part of reading this as a Texas fan is that even though he's close to understanding reality, he's still completely bought in to their bullshit mythology and doesn't even realize it. 

The giveaway is the sentence saying their alumni base "(has) been taught and for the most part constantly display discipline, strive, hunger and resolve in all facets of their personal and professional lives." Aside from the grammatical errors and logical incongruencies it shows that just like the rest of them he really deep down thinks they're special. I've met plenty of good and hard-working Aggies, but I've also learned they have more than their share of incompetent and lazy buffoons.

Where he's right is that Billy Liucci is symbolically the reason they have always sucked. "Pay me money to tell you how wonderful and special A&M is and by extension how wonderful and special you are." You never have to prove it, you just have to say it. 

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Our win apparently was the worst thing that happened to aggy yesterday. Worse by far than their own thrashing at the hands of a pedestrian Miami team. The fact Ant Hill made huge plays against Bama was the chef's kiss on a lovely evening. 

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Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:

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Seriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?

Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

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Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:

image.png.8a8e20d8db3c1c08db0f94c7fbe41e4f.pngSeriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?

Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

And their donors have already wasted a ton of $$ buying the top rated class of all time with zero ROI. I'm guessing some of those guys have to be tired of throwing good money after bad.

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1 hour ago, orangebird said:

Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:

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Seriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?

Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

They have a little something up their sleeve. 15 yr guaranteed contract.  How many superbowls does your corch have? Checkmate ya dumb sip

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I take amusing consolation knowing you were sure that Alabama, the sadistic brother that you love and dickride, would drag the dildo-waving, trans-loving nancy-boy Longhorns into their terrifying SEC stadium and give them a demo on how hard the SEC will be for the Longhorns. In short, that you're a fucking idiot.

 

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They keep saying this. I guess all they factor in is recruiting class rankings while ignoring attrition (hemorrhaging) or roster management. Oh yeah, and play on the field.

 

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1 Obviously proves point.

2 Every coach fired that year was the result of fear of that rousing giant in B/CS.

3 We'll find out if it ever happens.

 

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1 Perennial top 5?

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You. Were. Gifted. Two. Touchdowns. To. Start. The. Game.

 

 

 

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Guys, we fired Mack Brown as a direct reaction to watching Johnny Manziel acquire naoch while beating Bama.  So of course, the sole reason for firing our  unlikeable asshole coach that was hated by pretty much everyone and nearly crashed a private jet while on a coke binge was because the aggies almost very nearly made the playoffs in a pandemic-shortened season.   It's not that hard at all. 

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Loochador podcast is up

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-Starts with his usual rambling monologue about all the plays where aggy sucked and if only they hadn't sucked on those plays then it would have been different.

-People on twitter blaming Billy for overhyping expectations need to get off twitter and bring their ass to the Texags studio to talk about it!  But he's not trying to act tough ot threaten to fight anyone.

-It wasn't a good sign that York was able to win a starting job right away.

-The defense looked slow.  Maybe Durkin is reluctant to blitz because he doesn't want to hang his shaky secondary out to dry.  It seems like Billy is just asking questions.

-The offense might have to score in the 40s to win a lot of their secsecsec games.  O Line will have to get better.

-Miami would be in the top half of the secsecsec, maybe as high as 4th.  They might go 10-2 in the ACC.

-Bama has major issues.  They will lose 3 or 4 games.

Not really his best effort.  Nothing about tu other than the indirect shot at bama.

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That's some impressive about racing there:

 

Prior to Bama game:

-we don't have the lines to match Bama

-we'll find out what a truly hostile crowd is

-Not ready for the grind of the SEC west.

 

Today

-Bama isn't good

-SEC west is bad this year A&M still has a shot

-Bama's lines are jokes

-This is the worst Bama team of all time

-Bama game is a gimmie win

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Lots of comedy gold in the TexAggy tears today, but this one might be my favorite:
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Seriously...they think they're going to come up with $100 million to buy out Jimbo and his assistants, and then another $100 million to lure Coach Prime to Collie Station?
Fuck, and I thought cannabis was illegal in Texas.  They're smoking the REALLY good shit in aggyland.

A&M bringing Coach Prime to College Station would be the funniest possible scenario. 0% chance he’d be into their lame traditions or the racism (when he inevitably pisses off their administration/donors).
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