Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

 

[Napoleon 8600]

4 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

i mean i didn't think i had to spell it out, but every good coached team gets better over time. and we should expect to as well 

I didn’t think that I would have to give this grammar lesson this week, but you need to replace that adjective with an adverb if you want to modify “coached” (a past participle acting as an adjective here).

”Every well-coached team…”

 

 

#solid ✊

[WBT 20415]

Uh oh, if thet thought their D was bad against Mismi, wait until it is operating with only 50% of the Shemars

[WBT 20415]

Also the aggy d-line will lose their best bit where before the first play, Nolen says to the opposing o-line, "Hi, I'm Walter.  This is my brother Shemar and this is my other brother Shemar."

[Getafix 28405]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

It has begun

 

 

 

😂  😂  😂  😂 

 

 

[HtownHorn 14468]

I really can't believe McKinley fell for their bullshit.

[Getafix 28405]

 

😂  😂  😂 

Snarky Tarp can be pretty good.

(From an Aggie 247 thread on Moose Muhammad's (lack of) playing time.

 

 

 

 

[Getafix 28405]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I really can't believe future Computer Science major McKinley and his educator mom fell for their bullshit.

 

 

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[ClubWhatever 12087]

They will keep him another year.  If he loses to Texas in '24 he's gone.  If he wins, he stays.  And so it will ever be.

[deft 6797]

You think they can afford to let him go after 24?

[ClubWhatever 12087]

1 minute ago, deft said:

You think they can afford to let him go after 24?

When has affordability ever been a consideration when it comes to their Texas complex?

[txhorns 2408]

These idiots are going to end up firing Jimbo with the intention of hiring Elmo without ever looking at Elmo’s buyout.

[CashMcCoy 3199]

Husker buddy sent me this.
 

[bad_teammate 13132]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

It has begun

 

Texas Arrests & Mugshots

[Yuk 1508]

Went back a few pages to share a walk down memory lane with the aggie braintrust. They were really riding high after the New Mexico win. The trash talk and predictions of a ass kicking (from a group 1-6 in last 7 games against power 5 competition--now 1-7) are chef's kiss.

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[cafe society 2836]

40 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

When has affordability ever been a consideration when it comes to their Texas complex?

Nah, they haven't the backbone to do it.  They're both financially leveraged and daunted as well.   

[Scholz 11933]

6 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Went back a few pages to share a walk down memory lane with the aggie braintrust. They were really riding high after the New Mexico win. The trash talk and predictions of a ass kicking (from a group 1-6 in last 7 games against power 5 competition--now 1-7) are chef's kiss.

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Haha those idiots couldn’t be more wrong about every fucking thing. 🤣

[Nivek 16847]

They still paying mortgages and auto-loans for Haynes King et al.

[BigBenBamboozle 1948]

31 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Went back a few pages to share a walk down memory lane with the aggie braintrust. They were really riding high after the New Mexico win. The trash talk and predictions of a ass kicking (from a group 1-6 in last 7 games against power 5 competition--now 1-7) are chef's kiss.

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[Huckleberry 32694]

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Husker buddy sent me this.
 

"Film doesn't lie" says the guy who's gone from Texas to Nebraska to Florida Atlantic. 

[Deej 76534]

aggy needs a massive hurricane and a spike in oil prices if they want to even have a chance of buying out Jimbo and hiring anyone. 

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

 

[closetojumping 62205]

1 hour ago, Yuk said:

Went back a few pages to share a walk down memory lane with the aggie braintrust. They were really riding high after the New Mexico win. The trash talk and predictions of a ass kicking (from a group 1-6 in last 7 games against power 5 competition--now 1-7) are chef's kiss.

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Their talk about the hostile environment tells me that they’ve probably never been to Bryant Denny before on their own. This was my second visit and it was the same as the first - not particularly loud or daunting. Any stadium with 100k people is going to have its moments, don’t get me wrong, but that place was no different than many other places I’ve been to, including DKR for most games. And to be clear, DKR for Bama last year was way louder than Bryant Denny for Texas this year. 

Those rubes should follow the George Costanza “do the opposite” approach. Anything they think instinctually, just expect the opposite. 

[texifornia 56487]

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

These idiots are going to end up firing Jimbo with the intention of hiring Elmo without ever looking at Elmo’s buyout.

[Armybrat 40719]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Their talk about the hostile environment tells me that they’ve probably never been to Bryant Denny before on their own. This was my second visit and it was the same as the first - not particularly loud or daunting. Any stadium with 100k people is going to have its moments, don’t get me wrong, but that place was no different than many other places I’ve been to, including DKR for most games. And to be clear, DKR for Bama last year was way louder than Bryant Denny for Texas this year. 

Those rubes should follow the George Costanza “do the opposite” approach. Anything they think instinctually, just expect the opposite. 

“Rubes” is the perfect description of those callers to Feinbaum’s tv show in the post above.

Barbara Billingsley would’ve had a tough time translating the noise that came from those hillbillies.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

29 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

 

Jim from Tuscaloosa is fucking amazing.   Starts around 5 minutes in- Saban should be embarrassed to be the coach!

and then some ancillary aggy shade as they go through the schedule and ole miss, Tenn, and lsu are sure losses to him but he’s unsure about @aggy.  
 

it’s killer material. 

Edited September 12, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Post Oak 20183]

26 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

 

JK "Alabama took that steer up they rear"

[Jebus 1300]

Poor aggies are emulating the wrong things about Georgia’s program

[Elmer_Fudd 22100]

[Hornlover 8824]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

[Jebus 1300]

That dude’s getting banned

[deft 6797]

“Texas doesn't have near the number of SEC quality players we have though... not even close.” ~Ruxin


You’re right. Based on Saturday’s games, I’d say we have a lot more. It isn’t anywhere near the number aggy has. Some of that can obviously fluctuate on if their bail has posted yet I suppose.

[Getafix 28405]

 

So, after an article on the reality vs. perception of A&M football, 'ol Tarp throws this out in the comments and thread.

 

 

 

 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

I can’t figure out what words they use to make themselves seem appealing to recruits. They are nothing but a bunch of weirdo losers. Who would want to be a part of that?

[deft 6797]

Bags full of money. Those are words.

[Vertigo 20265]

1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

 

Rome is burnin Paaawl!    Hahaha

[Deej 76534]

1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I can’t figure out what words they use to make themselves seem appealing to recruits. They are nothing but a bunch of weirdo losers. Who would want to be a part of that?

Some guys just want to play for a dwarf cuck.

[Deej 76534]

Funebaum with the bullshit "most of the non-conference games are over."

Except for the late November slate. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

Those goobers are talking about hiring Dan Quinn or Dan Campbell as Jimbo’s replacement on Twitter.

[ousux 5586]

This would actually be a valid point, and Bama tends to get better as the year goes on .
 
Regardless , we won and if they get their shit pushed in its going to be talked about with every recruit we're after and any talking heads . 
 
Tough shit sheep fuckers ! 

That "catching a team early" shit doesn't mean anything. How about Bama caught us early in the season? However it was a road game for only one of the teams.

[Carl Spackler 3461]

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Haha those idiots couldn’t be more wrong about every fucking thing. 🤣

Well, yeah, they're aggys.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

 

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jim from Tuscaloosa

[Getafix 28405]

 

 

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

39 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

The underlined portion is code for, "was still drunk when my alarm went off and didn't remember turning it off before falling back asleep"

[Elmer_Fudd 22100]

[nnm 36054]

10 hours ago, deft said:

“Texas doesn't have near the number of SEC quality players we have though... not even close.” ~Ruxin


You’re right. Based on Saturday’s games, I’d say we have a lot more. It isn’t anywhere near the number aggy has. Some of that can obviously fluctuate on if their bail has posted yet I suppose.

The problem is, aggy doesn’t have enough ACC quality players. Or SBC quality players. 

Edited September 12, 2023 by nnm

[closetojumping 62205]

8 hours ago, Deej said:

Funebaum with the bullshit "most of the non-conference games are over."

Except for the late November slate. 

They have 3 more FCS games, 7 P5 games (mostly rivalry week) and 17 more G5 games to play. It’s “mostly” over in a simple majority fashion. They still get to stat pad a ton and then beat their chests about how awesome their conference is. It’s pathetic. 

[Armybrat 40719]

59 minutes ago, nnm said:

The problem is, aggy doesn’t have enough ACC quality players.

Dunno about that….. aggy could do well in the Austin Community College flag Intramurals.

[Nivek 16847]

Dunno about that….. aggy could do well in the Austin Community College flag Intramurals.

How is their quidditch team this year?

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

Guys.... for reals this time... next year is really the year!