Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Beau Vine 53978]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3298375

[texifornia 56479]

I think the best part is Looch dropped the banhammer for that, but the posts bitching about pride month and Mexicans being UT fans are totally cool. Because aggy.

[BigBenBamboozle 1948]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3298375

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I think the best part is Looch dropped the banhammer for that, but the posts bitching about pride month and Mexicans being UT fans are totally cool. Because aggy.

Why have a Cloak Room forum when the entirety of TexAgs is cloak room?

[SHOOTER12 8787]

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Remember it's this guy dropping the banhammer.

 

I would love to beat the hell out of that asshole. 

Edited June 29, 2022 by SHOOTER12

[UncleSonny 6524]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Why have a Cloak Room forum when the entirety of TexAgs is cloak room?

Cloak room means something different for the average TexAgs poster 

[Vertigo 20265]

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No shit...a 3 day ban for that post?  What a thin skinned piece of shit pussy.

That was just a statement of fact. He wasn't wrong. Liucci really taking some lessons from their North Korean architects. 

[texifornia 56479]

Derek Williams isn't really a 5 star, this is our first "legitimate" head-to-head win, etc etc

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch has begun enforcing messaging purity among the proletariat

Holy S!  This thread keeps getting better each day.

[RGBIII 22798]

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch has begun enforcing messaging purity among the proletariat

Horns crootin too good..

[texifornia 56479]

Hi Drew!

 

[derpyhorndog 2554]

@texifornia, just wanted to let you know you're doing the Lord's work in this thread. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

44 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No shit...a 3 day ban for that post?  What a thin skinned piece of shit pussy.

Anything that's positive about Texas is a ban. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

@texifornia, just wanted to let you know you're doing the Lord's work in this thread. 

Be sure to offer homage to @Longhorn_Frenzy. He's the one who created the screenshots.

[GTX Horn 1707]

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Derek Williams isn't really a 5 star, this is our first "legitimate" head-to-head win, etc etc

Lol at them comparing themselves to Alabama and us to Auburn. Historically they’re not even in the same stratosphere as either of those. They had one good recruiting class and suddenly they’re Alabama.

[HtownHorn 14468]

The crazy part is they think we are 75% done with our class. Those fuckers are just stupid.

[ClubWhatever 12086]

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hi Drew!

 

He should use words that people use.

[cafe society 2836]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I think the best part is Looch dropped the banhammer for that, but the posts bitching about pride month and Mexicans being UT fans are totally cool. Because aggy.

Once again you've crystallized my very thoughts.

[Hank Scorpio 17721]

Mexicans love Arch Manning. 

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

Why do aggys keep saying they're taking a small class? 

With the transfer portal and their mercenaries they will still take 25+.  

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hi Drew!

 

Google search results for "internecine" will skyrocket in College Station. 

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

[texifornia 56479]

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

We're all Mexicans tonight!!

[HtownHorn 14468]

The funny thing is that we are likely done taking the 3 stars, our class floor is set. We will only be taking 4 and 5 star guys left on our board. Most will be guys aggy wants as well. Their backup options are running dry, and they are losing out on the blue chip wars right now. Not to say they will not money whip some guys, they will.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

The funny thing is that we are likely done taking the 3 stars, our class floor is set. We will only be taking 4 and 5 star guys left on our board. Most will be guys aggy wants as well. Their backup options are running dry, and they are losing out on the blue chip wars right now. Not to say they will not money whip some guys, they will.

This. All of the guys who might have been in danger of losing their spot went ahead and committed so they don’t get left out. All that’s left are guys at the top of the board and ‘number-busters’ who might want to jump in late. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22090]

They keep talking about "Texas still has a season to play" well so do they which should result in the yearly 7-5/8-4.

[Scholz 11933]

Yeah they sure talk tough for an 8-5 team scared of Wake Forest

[sunset87 240]

1 hour ago, GTX Horn said:

Lol at them comparing themselves to Alabama and us to Auburn. Historically they’re not even in the same stratosphere as either of those. They had one good recruiting class and suddenly they’re Alabama.

And that neatly sums up what's it all about to be an aggie. They are the undisputed national champions of, delusions of grandeur.

[Pimphand 5592]

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Texas tailgatin almost here.

HideousUglyAnaconda.webp

[TxEx84 374]

"thread detailing"?

[Bevo14 8272]

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

He should use words that people use.

I know right? Fucking nursing majors

Edited June 30, 2022 by Bevo14

[Mittens 8148]

Looch banning coopercuffe is fucking awesome.  Two of the shittiest tools on the interwebs.

[WinningIsHard 4016]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than an aggy using their own past shitty coach to really bring home how shitty they think our coach is haha! Who the fuck is arrogant as shit but also uses self deprecating humor…gotta be an aggy. Baa baa lol 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I would love to beat the hell out of that asshole. 

Jesus. 

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[RollLeft 5039]

Are they still confusing their bag game with NIL?  I can't wait until it blows up in their face.  Let's go Nolan! Stewart!

[SydneyCarton 47836]

I fucking love their insistence our class is almost done. We’re going to take 28 kids if we want. If most of the rest are 4 or 5 stars, what’s the class look like then, dumbshits?

[TexasMan 10786]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

I've seen Looch be a crying little bitch plenty of times, but this is an all timer from him. 

 

[closetojumping 62141]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I fucking love their insistence our class is almost done. We’re going to take 28 kids if we want. If most of the rest are 4 or 5 stars, what’s the class look like then, dumbshits?

I honestly don’t think there is a cap on the class for this cycle in Sarkisian’s mind. 28, 32, 35, if the right guys want in, they’re not going to give a shit. Whatever the number, the aggies thinking it’s anything low are just projecting their own insecurities at it. Also, they actually really are supposedly taking a smaller class, in a cycle without counters. Only aggies are this moronic. 

[SydneyCarton 47836]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I honestly don’t think there is a cap on the class for this cycle in Sarkisian’s mind. 28, 32, 35, if the right guys want in, they’re not going to give a shit. Whatever the number, the aggies thinking it’s anything low are just projecting their own insecurities at it. Also, they actually really are supposedly taking a smaller class, in a cycle without counters. Only aggies are this moronic. 

Guarantee you that we hear some version of “we are just that happy with our hand-picked Jimbo roster that we don’t need to reach for anyone” at some point. 

[texifornia 56479]

It's time to Tweet at recruits!

Edited June 30, 2022 by texifornia

[texifornia 56479]