Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Sbbruin 22,147]

27 minutes ago, NoName said:

woah appears to be her real account. is she a known person in the UCLA circles @Sbbruin?

some of her current FB posts:

wow

this is absolutely his grandmother

+

 

 

shes out here posting medical stuff about his mom and appears to be a tOSU fan

that's 100% legit.

 

 

Yes, she is well known.  

[NoName 17,184]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yes, she is well known.  

[nnm 38,004]

It's usually the uncle one has to watch out for, not the grandmama

[Plorant 897]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

I hope he transfers wherever KarenKeyLargo gloms onto next.  This lady and KKL are perfect for each other.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,207]

No cam Coleman decommit tears yet? 

[RomaVicta 30,637]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Didn't take them long to start setting up for losing and being losers. Every lame excuse in the book all icing on the shit cake of their anti-Longhorn jihad. Good versus evil. 

So pathetic it's funny in the way of an inept stalker.

[Tired Horn 836]

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Didn't take them long to start setting up for losing and being losers. Every lame excuse in the book all icing on the shit cake of their anti-Longhorn jihad. Good versus evil. 

So pathetic it's funny in the way of an inept stalker.

Reminds me of a famous joke.

Q: How many Aggies does it take to build a bonfire?

A: It depends. How many are you looking to get rid of?

[Michael Knight 13,239]

This season might have broken the football more than any of our past losing seasons. We like to make fun of texags but jesus we have some fucking mouth breathing morons on our side

[RomaVicta 30,637]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

This season might have broken the football more than any of our past losing seasons. We like to make fun of texags but jesus we have some fucking mouth breathing morons on our side

I do not breathe through my mouth. 

[deft 7,069]

Yeah we’re regular grade A morons here.

[Pato del Muerto 53,601]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Didn't take them long to start setting up for losing and being losers. Every lame excuse in the book all icing on the shit cake of their anti-Longhorn jihad. Good versus evil. 

So pathetic it's funny in the way of an inept stalker.

For that all to be true, wouldn’t they have had to really done better for the years that they weren’t under our thumb as conference mates?  If that stuff stopped for the last 12 years, what happened?  If it didn’t stop, why be upset at status quo?

[Scholz 12,312]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

… but jesus we have some fucking mouth breathing morons on our side

I have a severely deviated septum but OK

[Tired Horn 836]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

This season might have broken the football more than any of our past losing seasons. We like to make fun of texags but jesus we have some fucking mouth breathing morons on our side

What does it mean to "have broken the football" in a winning season?

[Michael Knight 13,239]

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

What does it mean to "have broken the football" in a winning season?

I  meant football board

[deft 7,069]

I almost the whole thing

[Bevo 13,926]

"I'm going to put in the offense that I know," Petrino shared on his plans for the Razorbacks.

"Last season I went into A&M and Jimbo wanted to keep his terminology, and I didn't sleep for months. It was hard. I was studying every night, trying to figure this out, and wondering why are we calling it this way?"

"But I have an offense that I am very familiar with and understand inside and out and calling it will be much easier, and going quicker. The players are going to have to work hard at understanding it."

Petrino goes on to share that they have a process involved that will see them install the offense three times before they kick off the fall season.

"Psychologists say that if you learn something three times, you better have it."

If Petrino is able to come in and have success with Pittman at Arkansas right away, loyal Aggie fans will have more fuel to always wonder what could have been with the Aggies if Jimbo had just relinquished some offensive control.

[Bevo14 8,470]

17 hours ago, NoName said:

"helicopter grandma" is a new one

[Nivek 17,425]

What does it mean to "have broken the football" in a winning season?

Talk to earth.

[Redneck Mutha 8,223]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

"Last season I went into A&M and Jimbo wanted to keep his terminology, and I didn't sleep for months. It was hard. I was studying every night, trying to figure this out, and wondering why are we calling it this way?"

[D3zii 3,954]

wrong Thread 

Edited December 2, 2023 by D3zii

[D3zii 3,954]

Wrong thread 

Edited December 2, 2023 by D3zii

[Elmer_Fudd 23,033]

Sad buncha' gomers.  Scared to death of seeing us in the playoffs.

[nnm 38,004]

If UT makes the CFP this year, then beats aggy in CS next year, and then makes the CFP again, it may just break their little brains.  I'm here for it.  

Notice I left out UT actually winning the CFP this year.  That would obviously sting them just that much more.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,033]

Lulz these idiots forget that we give up less points a game than they do and stop the run better.  And everytime they play an offense with a pulse they get destroyed.

 

[deft 7,069]

In before the screenshot staring we’re classless for booing Yormark

[billfromlaketravis 11,869]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

In before the screenshot staring we’re classless for booing Yormark

This. Is coming. 

[D3zii 3,954]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz these idiots forget that we give up less points a game than they do and stop the run better.  And everytime they play an offense with a pulse they get destroyed.

 

It was good enough to beat one of the best teams in your conference!!! 
 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,910]

uh, Dr Pepper, you just awarded the wrong (woke) contestant

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,564]

Yes, InBev and Disney are damn near broke.  What idiots. 

[Scholz 12,312]

38 minutes ago, D3zii said:

It was good enough to beat one of the best teams in your conference!!! 
 

But Bama sucked at home then. Duh.

Such lying, low character bags of shit. All of them.

[Steel Shank 9,563]

I breath through my skin.

[Gil Bang 26,251]

IDGAF if this goes here or not

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

On 12/1/2023 at 1:55 PM, NoName said:

woah appears to be her real account. is she a known person in the UCLA circles @Sbbruin?

some of her current FB posts:

wow

this is absolutely his grandmother

+

 

 

shes out here posting medical stuff about his mom and appears to be a tOSU fan

that's 100% legit.

 

 

She sounds cool as fuck. I'd love to have beers with her and hear some stories 

[BurntOrange&White 42,011]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

IDGAF if this goes here or not

 

 

 

Charles is always on his ass. It's pretty funny.

[Navin R. Johnson 901]

Someone send Leon our record against Georgia and bama since 2012

[deft 7,069]

What even was his point? Sec doesn’t play 10 conference games.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

What even was his point? Sec doesn’t play 10 conference games.

Shhhhhh. You might spill the secret that he can't count, either. 

[deft 7,069]

Too busy climbing into the arena to fight fans

[Deej 77,879]

As slow as Leon is, I was expecting that tweet tomorrow morning. 

[deft 7,069]

That’s a great point. He was probably tweeting that about our bama game *checks calendar* 3 months ago.

[Colonel Sanders 1,404]

Everything is better with a win and some bourbon, but holy shit that Omenihu tweet was fucking awesome.

Edited December 3, 2023 by Colonel Sanders
drunk

[Michael Knight 13,239]

58 minutes ago, deft said:

What even was his point? Sec doesn’t play 10 conference games.

Most of the SEC gets to play Aggy to pad their win total, they don't have that luxury so their SEC schedule is harder

Edited December 3, 2023 by Michael Knight

[SimkinsMan 4,555]

Reality is a bitch, motherfucker!

[Pato del Muerto 53,601]

1 hour ago, deft said:

What even was his point? Sec doesn’t play 10 conference games.

Living in 2020 still

[crash_davis 23,470]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Most of the SEC gets to play Aggy to pad their win total, they don't have that luxury so their SEC schedule is harder

SEC: "Fuck yeah! We get aggy at home. Autofuckingmatic win!"

[TheMailBox357 213]

[deft 7,069]

They’ve become sentient.

[Vertigo 20,502]

The losing by sixty comment made me chortle. My goodness they are all up in their feels.

[msucolt45 4,236]

Love how they talk about the down B12 (BDF), not realizing that the top 4-5 team would’ve boat raced them this year. Just like always, they would have finished middle of the pack!

I hope whoever plays them in the Texas Bowl (KU or KSU ?) beats them by 20+!

Hook’em!!!

[billfromlaketravis 11,869]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

IDGAF if this goes here or not

 

 

 

Imagine 2020, the Covid year, being the best year of your life.