Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[closetojumping 65,504]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

The excitement over The Elk is bursting through seams!

 

 

This image and that press conference are starting to become Melko's Tom-Herman-Swings-the-Sledgehammer moment. You can almost see the future failure as you look at it.

34 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Now it's "Optimus Klein".  JFC.

Is that for real? Please tell me that's real. 

[TexasRenegade 2,611]

3 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

The good thing is the goobers far outnumber the self aware especially at the top of the organization.

 

Edited December 7, 2023 by TexasRenegade

[Getafix 29,460]

 

43 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Now it's "Optimus Klein".  JFC.

 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is that for real? Please tell me that's real. 

 

 

 

 

[TexasRenegade 2,611]

33 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

t-shirts coming for the holidays......   "don't care got ELK"

 

 

Excuse me sir, that's "The Elk"

[Enchubben 5,600]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This image and that press conference are starting to become Melko's Tom-Herman-Swings-the-Sledgehammer moment. You can almost see the future failure as you look at it.

Is that for real? Please tell me that's real. 

It’s real, but he had that nickname back in college. 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The Elk just sounds strange. I can't see it catching on.

Think about the fan base you’re talking about. This logic could be applied to basically every turdition they have. 
 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Having dorky male cheerleaders who grab their nuts and do jazz hands constantly just sounds strange. I can’t see it catching on.

 

 

Edited December 7, 2023 by Burt Macklin

[texifornia 59,036]

Not aggy, but man UGA message board posters are consistently as dumb as a bag of rocks

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,207]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not aggy, but man UGA message board posters are consistently as dumb as a bag of rocks

 

Right, because Texas makes the sec schedule. 

[DanTheHorn 5,092]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not aggy, but man UGA message board posters are consistently as dumb as a bag of rocks

 

Well I guess when you are in Athens in a state that probably in comparison to todays SEC members has more money other then aggy, I can see how they feel they probably can take over a stadium. I guess they did not learn from the Sugar Bowl because they did not want to be there. They are going to get to play Texas and we will not be like aggy in which October has arrived and their season is over. So just ask Alabama's Will Anderson how it is in Austin.

https://www.forbes.com/advisor/business/average-salary-by-state/

Edited December 7, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[Tex Pete 21,495]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not aggy, but man UGA message board posters are consistently as dumb as a bag of rocks

 

In my experience, they're more jorty than Bama fans. They were mouthy as shit at the last Sugar Bowl when we kicked their overrated asses.

[MIkeHoncho 2,072]

1 hour ago, TexasGolf said:

t-shirts coming for the holidays......   "don't care got THE ELK"

 

 

fify

[bad_teammate 13,566]

Sorry you're poor, I guess, UGA fans. I'm sure there are some RV parks within mule's ride distance that you can pitch your tent outside of.

[Duane Moore 5,772]

26 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Right, because Texas makes the sec schedule. 

Just like TexAgs warned us!

[utee94 16,091]

Alabama had a decent showing but hardly took over the stadium.  LSU and its alumni base are a lot closer and they had a good showing but still didn't take over the stadium.  Why would a Georgia fan think they'd be any different?

When you've already sold 68,000 seats as season tickets, it's gonna make it pretty hard for any other team to come in and take over.

 

 

[Fondren & Main 6,905]

3 hours ago, linux said:

Yeah he is a super clear troll specially due to the signature.

The great thing about aggy is that he is 100% serious.  

[SamMan 1,503]

Wasn’t sure where to post this. Murphy making multiple AA teams yesterday reminded me of this exchange (SIAP):

 

[linux 1,787]

It was already linked but people need to watch this video just click on it and it is timestamped

In 40 seconds  before fading to black

1) Optimus Klein is mentioned

2) They drool over Megan Fox

3) then Jenifer eight? they mean Jennifer's body?

3) end the segment fading to black inmediately before they most likely say how they would drink her sweat.

 

[RandomIdoit 739]

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Ouch ouch ouch ... lulz.

 

 

 

[Frank Drebin 5,840]

13 minutes ago, linux said:

It was already linked but people need to watch this video just click on it and it is timestamped

In 40 seconds  before fading to black

1) Optimus Klein is mentioned

2) They drool over Megan Fox

3) then Jenifer eight? they mean Jennifer's body?

3) end the segment fading to black inmediately before they most likely say how they would drink her sweat.

 

Any mention of this being a "Power Move?"

[texifornia 59,036]

1 hour ago, SamMan said:

Wasn’t sure where to post this. Murphy making multiple AA teams yesterday reminded me of this exchange (SIAP):

 

I'll give Turner credit, he handled his recruitment well. Didn't seem like an asshole, just got a huge bag.

[Getafix 29,460]

 

 

 

 

 

And for your viewing pleasure, the video ... 

 

 

 

[Tex Pete 21,495]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

I'll just think about the fact they they haven't won shit since 1939.

[SydneyCarton 49,520]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

And for your viewing pleasure, the video ... 

 

 

 

Is an A&M an elite job? Or does A&M pay elite money? They should ponder that. 

[Herpa Derpa 6,352]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

"The Elk"

MFers just can't help dorking every GD name up.  I mean these are the biggest dweebs on the planet.  Everything they say is cringe.  It's painful to watch.

[Huckleberry 34,720]

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Everything they say is cringe.

[Deej 77,857]

The Elk

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,126]

[Deej 77,857]

aggy is incapable of handling any truth.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,126]

 

[RomaVicta 30,613]

Elite schools don't worry about whether somebody else considers them elite. It's similar to concerning yourself with whether or not another team considers you to be their biggest rival. In short, it's pathetic.

 

Seems like you answered your own question there, Sport. Oh, and it's 12-1, Sport.

1 A dream year for you losers.

2 It would be so good for you if you weren't where you are and have been since Hitler could be attributed to luck, Sport.

So, we'll be exposed if we lose to Penix. If not, we'll be exposed if we lose the fucking national championship game. I'm sure the world will congratulate you, Sport, and all your little friends for recognizing the hollow shell Texas is if they don't finish number one in the country (natty to your dumb ass). You're all over this motherfucker.

Edited December 7, 2023 by RomaVicta

[RomaVicta 30,613]

Maybe not a role, but he sure has enough roll for lots of people.

Edited December 11, 2023 by RomaVicta

[ABSR 5,370]

16 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Maybe not a role, but he sure has enough role for lots of people.

He could have Leon fetch coffee for everyone….but no one likes lukewarm coffee.

[Hornlover 8,947]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This guy has really figured out Bama's new offensive strategy:

They've settled on Milroe being their best chance, unlike the tu game where ... Milroe was their best chance.

How to do that?

Make the offense based on Milroe and his running ability.
Make the offense based on buying lots of time for deep passes
Make the offense based on quick throws, getting the ball out of Milroe's hands quickly.

So, three completely different offensive philosophies?

[msucolt45 4,234]

Somebody needs to remind aggy, that if it weren’t for their “cupcake” OOC schedule, they wouldn’t have made it to five wins.

Hook’em!!!

[JBJ 3,828]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not aggy, but man UGA message board posters are consistently as dumb as a bag of rocks

They are about this smart in real life as well.  Extremely little brother minded to Bama and even GT.  They will immediately hate us.  Very aggy fanbase.

Edited December 8, 2023 by JBJ

[Bevo14 8,469]

7 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

This is a great idea.  Someone tweet this to The Elk

 

Didn't he try to get in the portal but ran out of time?

[Reese Bennett 3,664]

If Leon hangs around The Elk, this will be his future.

[Post Oak 20,570]

 

[MIkeHoncho 2,072]

"Within the last year, Collin Klein reportedly** turned down OC offers from Notre Dame and Penn State."

 ** Reported by looch, zwerneman, and the fighting texum bulldog gazette. 

Edited December 8, 2023 by MIkeHoncho

[Laxtonto 13,324]

23 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

"Within the last year, Collin Klein reportedly** turned down OC offers from Notre Dame and Penn State."

 ** Reported by looch, zwerneman, and the fighting texum bulldog gazette. 

didn't the Penn State guys straight up say that didnt happen, it was the Kansas OC that said no

[Nivek 17,420]

Elite schools don't worry about whether somebody else considers them elite. It's similar to concerning yourself with whether or not another team considers you to be their biggest rival. In short, it's pathetic.
 

Seems like you answered your own question there, Sport. Oh, and it's 12-1, Sport.

1 A dream year for you losers.
2 It would be so good for you if you weren't where you are and have been since Hitler could be attributed to luck, Sport.

So, we'll be exposed if we lose to Penix. If not, we'll be exposed if we lose the fucking national championship game. I'm sure the world will congratulate you, Sport, and all your little friends for recognizing the hollow shell Texas is if they don't finish number one in the country (natty to your dumb ass). You're all over this motherfucker.

Go check out the stats for Washington’s rushing game and their pass/rush defense. Teams can’t run on us, so they use the passing game. With them, teams can both run and pass on them, their secondary is giving up more yards per game, more points, and their rush defense gives up more.

They are ranked 50th in total defense and we are ranked 13th.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,028]

[Bevo14 8,469]

4 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Leon hangs around The Elk, this will be his future.

stupid sip, you need to be a big boy to coach in the big boy league

[Droopy 2,639]

On 12/6/2023 at 5:15 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now this sounds like a great idea.

 

Sideline reporter for the radio broadcast? They don’t have to be fast. 

[texifornia 59,036]

5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

didn't the Penn State guys straight up say that didnt happen, it was the Kansas OC that said no

The Kansas OC said yes to Pedo State

https://gopsusports.com/news/2023/12/1/football-andy-kotelnicki-named-penn-states-offensive-coordinator.aspx

[Lhorn 5,097]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Elite schools don't worry about whether somebody else considers them elite. It's similar to concerning yourself with whether or not another team considers you to be their biggest rival. In short, it's pathetic.

 

Seems like you answered your own question there, Sport. Oh, and it's 12-1, Sport.

1 A dream year for you losers.

2 It would be so good for you if you weren't where you are and have been since Hitler could be attributed to luck, Sport.

So, we'll be exposed if we lose to Penix. If not, we'll be exposed if we lose the fucking national championship game. I'm sure the world will congratulate you, Sport, and all your little friends for recognizing the hollow shell Texas is if they don't finish number one in the country (natty to your dumb ass). You're all over this motherfucker.

Brilliant.  Losing to a Big 10 team in the National Championship game will really expose how unprepared we are to compete in the SEC. 

[closetojumping 65,504]

I’m not a screen cap guy, but hopefully someone with access to the aggie 247 board can post the thread on there in which “Deathburger” is seriously pondering just dropping his fanship for ATM and rooting for Texas. 

Not only is he seriously entertaining it and trying to apply logic to support it, but there are multiple other posters working to rationalize the same. These nimrods are starting to plumb depths of desperation and despair that I haven’t seen since 77-0. 

[Duane Moore 5,772]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not a screen cap guy, but hopefully someone with access to the aggie 247 board can post the thread on there in which “Deathburger” is seriously pondering just dropping his fanship for ATM and rooting for Texas. 

Not only is he seriously entertaining it and trying to apply logic to support it, but there are multiple other posters working to rationalize the same. These nimrods are starting to plumb depths of desperation and despair that I haven’t seen since 77-0. 

I thought The Elk and Optimus Klein already had the rollercoaster on the way back up?

[BornAndRaised 12,887]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not a screen cap guy, but hopefully someone with access to the aggie 247 board can post the thread on there in which “Deathburger” is seriously pondering just dropping his fanship for ATM and rooting for Texas. 

Not only is he seriously entertaining it and trying to apply logic to support it, but there are multiple other posters working to rationalize the same. These nimrods are starting to plumb depths of desperation and despair that I haven’t seen since 77-0. 

Cc: @Longhornfrenzy

[Teryor 5,014]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not a screen cap guy, but hopefully someone with access to the aggie 247 board can post the thread on there in which “Deathburger” is seriously pondering just dropping his fanship for ATM and rooting for Texas. 

Not only is he seriously entertaining it and trying to apply logic to support it, but there are multiple other posters working to rationalize the same. These nimrods are starting to plumb depths of desperation and despair that I haven’t seen since 77-0. 

Shout out to Gyazo for making it easy

Replies aren't really fun in any way

Edited December 8, 2023 by Teryor