Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[ATXHorn94 71]

On 7/5/2022 at 2:36 PM, texifornia said:

Oh yeah, this definitely happened

I'll take Something That Never Happened for $1000, Alex.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yes!! Yes!! More aggressive! Full court press!!! More manliness!!!

The last sentence is such a fantasy land. Texas vulnerable to a counter punch. We can punch 'em hard! They'll drop like a cheap suit! WTF?

 

 

 

 

That full court press...

 

 

 

 

 

 

A slip n slide at the pool party.

[Pato del Muerto 52525]

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That full court press...

 

 

 

 

 

 

A slip n slide at the pool party.

That is lined with the melted butter from the chicken bake. 

[SHOOTER12 8811]

29 minutes ago, ATXHorn94 said:

I'll take Something That Never Happened for $1000, Alex.

That "convo" crap makes me want to kill things.

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Are they still serving up those crematorium ribs? Nothing like a mouthful of charcoal to sell your quasi-football factory. 

[Beau Vine 54254]

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They do this shit constantly and it's pretty amazing that it is a tradition/malady at an institution of higher learning.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

39 minutes ago, ATXHorn94 said:

I'll take Something That Never Happened for $1000, Alex.

And then the Big Cigar said that he loved Kyle Field and everyone was so nice to him at the game.  

[RomaVicta 29930]

 

 

You hate to see Aggies losing faith in the magic pool party that roped in so many five stars last year. The pool party was the acme of how building relationships and that good ol' Aggie spirit could draw the best players in the country.

Now, it's all about money. Jimbo never had to pay before. The pool party created a juggernaut. Aggie virtue. All swept aside in the jealous and fearful rage of the evil doers who want to keep A&M down.

Even the highest ranking officer in the Corps of Cadets is demoralized by this turn of events.

 

 

 

Edited July 6, 2022 by RomaVicta

[Leanderman 2275]

Maybe dumbo can bring back candi and pass her around?

[chainsaw 9870]

It's hard to sell college station. That's their problem.

[Deej 76831]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That is lined with the melted butter from the chicken bake. 

That's not butter.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

God bless texifornia for posting these updates and assuredly taking tens of points off his IQ in the process. He’s the hero we need. 

[Newy25 7693]

Tens of thousands of dollars. Lulz. 

[texifornia 57001]

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

God bless texifornia for posting these updates and assuredly taking tens of points off his IQ in the process. He’s the hero we need. 

@Longhornfrenzy has to actually maintain accounts in good standing on those boards. And survive Looch's occasional witch hunts for the perpetrator. I imagine him logging on after every commit and aggy win to post some generic "Good Bull, thanks for the updates on this one, Looch!" post.

[Getafix 28682]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Longhornfrenzy has to actually maintain accounts in good standing on those boards. And survive Looch's occasional witch hunts for the perpetrator. I imagine him logging on after every commit and aggy win to post some generic "Good Bull, thanks for the updates on this one, Looch!" post.

 

 

I bet you one of Longhornfrenzy's accounts is MooreTrucker (which Liucci just comped, and is now free!).

 

 

[Beau Vine 54254]

[Rimbo 25976]

52 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

God bless texifornia for posting these updates and assuredly taking tens of points off his IQ in the process. He’s the hero we need. 

[tejas60 3533]

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

And then the Big Cigar said that he loved Kyle Field and everyone was so nice to him at the game.  

You bet

[Pato del Muerto 52525]

15 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

[TexasGolf 4969]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Maybe dumbo can bring back candi and pass her around?

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

That's not butter.

Man butter from the jizz jar

[Scholz 11944]

So many angels are getting their wings from aggy tears right now

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Thinking about the looch looters... Frenzy/texifornia. The best part in my head is the troll shit they post that goes so far over the aggy heads that they think it's one of their own and embrace it. I mean really... Think about it. You just hop on, say the most absurd shit you can imagine and boom! In like Flynn! 

Lemme try.. can't wait to see these sips cry when Jimbo puts the hammer down! It's early July and we are running a marathon not a sprint. They are filling their class with bread and leaving so much meat on the table.  Wait until they play Kansas again and all our targets (the ones jumbo never called) start jumping ship and sign on to play with the Fighting Texas AGGIES!!!

[Born Burnt 6178]

31 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Thinking about the looch looters... Frenzy/texifornia. The best part in my head is the troll shit they post that goes so far over the aggy heads that they think it's one of their own and embrace it. I mean really... Think about it. You just hop on, say the most absurd shit you can imagine and boom! In like Flynn! 

Lemme try.. can't wait to see these sips cry when Jimbo puts the hammer down! It's early July and we are running a marathon not a sprint. They are filling their class with bread and leaving so much meat on the table.  Wait until they play Kansas again and all our targets (the ones jumbo never called) start jumping ship and sign on to play with the Fighting Texas AGGIES!!!

[Hank_Hill 18880]

I love that their logic is that multi-millionaires (notoriously careless with their money moves) are paying kids crazy money based solely off the fear of a RUMOR that A&M is doing it.

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

[ClubWhatever 12146]

Hi Billy!

[US183 125]

15 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

And then the Big Cigar said that he loved Kyle Field and everyone was so nice to him at the game.  

But the Big Cigar couldn’t find his way out of the stadium. Soon thereafter, a dozen (12) aggys appeared and helped him find an exit, giving him water to quench his thirst. As he walked around the parking lot looking for his car, a dozen aggys noticed he appeared lost. They picked him up in an aggy short-bus, fed him some Dixie Chicken and helped locate his car. Big Cigar was mightily impressed with the aggy fans…. Whoop Whoop

Edited July 7, 2022 by US183

[TotallyLegit 3053]

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I love that their logic is that multi-millionaires (notoriously careless with their money moves) are paying kids crazy money based solely off the fear of a RUMOR that A&M is doing it.

If I don't know any better, I'd say that they are, without knowing it, admitting that they believe the rumor

[texifornia 57001]

[texifornia 57001]

[HtownHorn 14724]

aggy may never comprehend the legal NIL deals from the illegal bags they paid last year. They don't understand that the bag game isn't sustainable when everyone knows about it.

[Mason Ramsey 3385]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy may never comprehend the legal NIL deals from the illegal bags they paid last year. They don't understand that the bag game isn't sustainable when everyone knows about it.

Some of them still can't compute the simple math that these '23 kids will be playing the majority of their careers in the SEC with us.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

Bruce Almighty is onto something:

Scenario 1: They were ahead of the game on NIL and now everybody has caught up and passed them. 
Scenario 2: NIL was never a factor and last year was an abnormally strong class in Texas and other teams went through coaching changes. 
Scenario 3: There is a yo-yo effect as some teams invest heavily one year and can't sustain NIL multiple years in a row.
Scenario 4: Nobody really knows what's going on.

Should we turn him on to Scenario 5? You know, the one where they illegally dropped bags at such a ridiculous rate that they both raised the ire of the entire college football world and painted a gigantic target on their back? And they did it in such egregious fashion that now everybody that comes into their orbit has their hand out? And of course, they are doing this at the same time that other folks now have their actual, legitimate NIL shit together. 

Nah. Fuck all that. Scenario 5 is "Don't care got Jimbo."

Edited July 7, 2022 by Mitch Cumsteen

[Teryor 4476]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is my biggest sticking point with those morons. If it actually were NIL, those assholes would have done everything they could to make it news and show how much money there was to be had there. Instead, the only public deals players have announced are sunflower seeds.

[texifornia 57001]

The executions will continue until morale improves

[texifornia 57001]

[texifornia 57001]

[texifornia 57001]

[texifornia 57001]

[Longhornfrenzy 5739]

9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Bruce Almighty is onto something:

Scenario 1: They were ahead of the game on NIL and now everybody has caught up and passed them. 
Scenario 2: NIL was never a factor and last year was an abnormally strong class in Texas and other teams went through coaching changes. 
Scenario 3: There is a yo-yo effect as some teams invest heavily one year and can't sustain NIL multiple years in a row.
Scenario 4: Nobody really knows what's going on.

Should we turn him on to Scenario 5? You know, the one where they illegally dropped bags at such a ridiculous rate that they both raised the ire of the entire college football world and painted a gigantic target on their back? And they did it in such egregious fashion that now everybody that comes into their orbit has their hand out? And of course, they are doing this at the same time that other folks now have their actual, legitimate NIL shit together. 

Nah. Fuck all that. Scenario 5 is "Don't care got Jimbo."

Self awareness is not really their thing

[MonkeyDoughnut 10302]

All signs pointing to issues with their 2022 class "arrangements" not going as expected, otherwise they would have money whipped a few guys already.

[Pato del Muerto 52525]

They can see that we are getting recruits. They can see that we have a lot of NIL stuff going on, from collectives that publicly say what they are doing, to current players signing deals with the likes of Lamborghini of Austin.

They discuss both of these things. 

they do not comprehend that they are related. 
 

laat year, they not only didn’t have public NIL deals to tout, they and jumbo went out of their way to publicly say it wasn’t NIL that drove the great recruiting class. That it was as a bunch of kids that wanted to be aggies, from all over the country and with minimal exposure to the school and in most cases without a position coach or coordinator in place. 
 

so yeah it’s different. 

[RomaVicta 29930]

Great question, even if it's obvious, from Jet Black. He calls into question how they got passed up. He is questioning what A&M may have done wrong to cause this reversal. 

The answer is pure Aggie. He states what the Aggies likely did last year which they dismiss as hideously untrue rumors because A&M could never be desperate. They're way too manly for that. Of course, he doesn't say it's what the Aggies did, it's the current rumor mostly generated by other Aggies regarding Texas, Alabama, and other better schools.

How many obvious lies have we seen from various Aggie posters relating their conversations with high school coaches, Texas big money boosters, and what they're hearing everywhere around Austin? They live in a circle jerk of lies. Lies about how the college football world fears them and is obsessed with them. Lies about any criticism of dear old A&M. Lies about encounters with other people.

They become the University of Projection. As I understand it, projection is a method to justify the things one does that one knows are wrong.

It's frustrating as a Longhorn to tell people that A&M is really a strange and hateful place and be dismissed as just hating a rival. I explain that basically people at OU, Notre Dame, Alabama, or Texas State are alike. The rivalries are intense and fun and bitterly disappointing when you lose.

A&M is a hate cult. They hate us and lie about us and build their entire identity on not being what they imagine us to be. It's so hard to convey this until the person you've tried to described this to meets a hard core Aggie. Then it's, "Ah, now I see what you mean."

I don't hate them. I do despise their traditional culture (wow, talk about strange word usage) and wish them defeat at every turn. I will enjoy the Aggie outrage as two percenters (we all know A&M grads who immediately tell that's what they are) refuse to assimilate.

 

 

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

I wonder how the aggy bag men are doing right about now

Imagine you threw in a pretty sizable chunk of change last year. You didn't drain your savings, but mid five figures is still a lot of money. You worked hard for those insurance commissions and had planned to take the family to Destin.  It was well worth the sacrifice to sign the best recruiting class ever. Whoop!

A couple months later, your head coach puts on a very public show to say you don't exist and your contribution did not influence the class. You didn't do it for recognition though. And who does Nick Saban think he is?? He's just scared of what we're building in aggieland. 

Then, your most hated rival gets hot on the trail. They get some three star that's overrated because of his name and a bunch of your targets commit to follow him. It makes no football sense. They went 5-7! You want some good news so you turn on the Billy Liucci show to hear about the upcoming pool party. He's lamenting other schools for paying recruits. You open texags, get your daily rundown of politics, and go to the football board to find the entire fanbase mad at you. "We're behind on NIL! Our BMDs better step up," they say. Admittedly, some of the comments hurt a bit. You could have been drinking bud light lime on a beach that's even nicer than Port A. It's ok. You trust Jimbo. 

It's getting late, but you delay your nightly routine to look over your budget and your commission benchmarks. Now that you're a manager it'll take two less years to save a bag compared to last time. Then back to the usual - yell at the kids to go to bed, wife says no, polish the aggie ring, and tuck it into the maroon covers. Goodnight. 

I'd imagine that kinda sucks

[The Beast 585]

You know you’re screwed when in almost every post there’s some dude that starts off with “relax”.

[RomaVicta 29930]

Goddamn it! I can't quit this thread. Damn you, Texifornia! Damn you!

 

I think they're giving Jimbo every resource he requires. 

I hope the next big school looking for a new coach contacts Jimbo with no real intention of hiring him. Aggies will break the $10MM ceiling to keep a guy who just loves being at A&M. 

She's crazy about me!

[Elmer_Fudd 22283]

"100% we got to win big this and that means 10 or more"

Somebody want to tell him that ain't happening?

 

[RomaVicta 29930]

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

"100% we got to win big this and that means 10 or more"

Somebody want to tell him that ain't happening?

 

I like how "winning big" doesn't seem to include winning their division. Or anything. Maybe they'll play their bowl game this year and get a trophy for that; I mean a trophy for just being brave enough to show up this time.

[Chopper 17238]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The executions will continue until morale improves

Who's DJ and were aggy maligning one of their own recruits?

 

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

All signs pointing to issues with their 2022 class "arrangements" not going as expected, otherwise they would have money whipped a few guys already.

Very interesting how the aggy bag men apparently either got cold feet, or decided it wasn't worth their money and time. That's a story I hope someone copies and pastes from The Athletic one day soon.

Billie the Tool told this stupid (and nonsensical) joke on Feinbaum's show?