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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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6 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Thought gomer had more cash than anyone??? What happened? Oh that's right,  they went all in on one recruiting class and blew it. 

And it wasn’t NIL. Call it the last bag run before NIL became more defined. They knew they weren’t organized for NIL yet, Texas and OUsucks were on the way to the SEC, so they tried (and succeeded) to buy the top class while there was still some gray areas surrounding NIL. As usual for aggy, it didn’t go right for them.

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5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Also... Lockett not choosing to play in Klein's offense...

that's a level of cognitive dissonance they can't process

attacking us, someone else, any scapegoat, including goats, sheep, dogs, whoever, whatever it is, they nod their heads at each other

finding fault with themselves as a reason for other's success is unpossible in their universe

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I don’t think I’ve seen even one of those dullards ever acknowledge that Sark won a WR a Heisman trophy recently. Or that his offenses regularly put guys in the league.  Nah couldn’t be those things.

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

acknowledge that Sark won a WR a Heisman

(aggy) Well you know who almost did win a Heisman? Collin fucking Klien! But who did he run 2nd, too? That's right, the maroon almighty johnny fucking football! (logic)

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So Sark mentions Arkansas and they think its a dig.  He had one sentence about them and then a paragraph about aggy.

BUT HE MENTIONED ARK FIRST ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.

No wonder they collapse under any pressure.     Just soft.

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9 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

So Sark mentions Arkansas and they think its a dig.  He had one sentence about them and then a paragraph about aggy.

BUT HE MENTIONED ARK FIRST ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.

No wonder they collapse under any pressure.     Just soft.

Yeah that was really weird, I'm about 95% certain Sarkisian mentioned Arkansas precisely because so much focus has been on a Texas-TAMU reunion.  So he spends a sentence on the pigs, and then 6 sentences about the ags, and yet they take it as a slight.  What a bunch of sad sacks.

 

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You'd think that aggy wouldn't have any use for LinkedIn, what with the omnipotent AGGY NETWERK.

They’re mostly all on MissingLinkedin.

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Has anyone here every given a second thought to which other schools consider us their number one rival? Can you imagine fretting over maybe Nebraska being the bigger rival with OU fifty years ago? You think Nebraska or OU ever thought about it?

Without ebil tu, they don't have a clue about who they are.

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4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Woohoo, Jack Boyette coming in with some top-tier subtle-but-not-really-subtle racism.

Because that's how the modern, cosmopolitan Aggie does racism. You can't live in Houston or DFW and just drop hard-R's anymore. But you still need to fly your flag so the other racists know where you stand.

Like he wants you to know that he knows that he's not allowed to be racist, but he also wants to remove any doubt that he is indeed racist.  

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Everytime an aggy posts it proves more and more their school is a diploma mill and whatever regional accreditation they tout should be removed.  There’s no way in fuck anyone as dumb as the brain dead motherfuckers would or could ever earn a degree at any location that has an academic schedule of any rigor. 
 

these are truly the dumbest mother fuckers on earth. Now they are crying because Arkansas was mentioned first.  Holy fucking 14 year old girl mentality 

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5 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oooh Txgott with the “not” joke. Aggy is so clever using jokes from 30 years ago 

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He just watched this moving for the first time this weekend. Been saying “mah wife” at the water cooler all week.

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We barely survived the conference? We won the conference. We cleared the bench in the conference championship game and still beat the runner-up by four touchdowns. How is that barely surviving?

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8 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oooh Txgott with the “not” joke. Aggy is so clever using jokes from 30 years ago ❌

That joke is from 40+ years ago. 

I have an older sister who turns 60 this fall and she still uses it. I think that she picked it up in her high school years. (Early’80s)

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Moron is doubling down on this being a JFF thing, fucking gomers think EA cares about what a trainwreck jaggoff is doing 12 years later. The cover athlete was going to always be a current player, NIL was paid for a reason and the cover was going to be representative of that not an A&M circlejerk like these conspiracy clowns always demand.

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24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I love that they think that the purpose of a  "school of journalism" is to promote that school's football team.  

No shit. They could have had a journalism school by now if their alums hadn't gotten scared of a black woman running their journalism department. 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

These morons are on fire today 

 

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Guess the dip shits haven’t figured out that it is NCAA 24. Why the fuck would they put players who aren’t going to be in the game on the cover?

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