Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Tired Horn 836]

So, what is wrong with at least mentioning Arkansas. I realize that Pig has fallen on some tough times of late, but they're arguably a more memorable foe than fucking Aggie.

The 1969 Big Shootout is one of the most legendary games in UT's history, and they were certainly a more meaningful rival than Aggie has ever been in the Royal/Broyles years. And if we're talking about overselling Pig, what gang of numb nuts was it who scheduled them in Dallas and called it "The Southwest Classic?"

Rivalries are built on a foundation of gut-check games. Texas-Oklahoma has dozens. Texas-Arkansas has a respectable smattering. Texas-Aggie--not so much.  It's basically streaks of us kicking their ass with the occasional upset and one Aggie period of dominance when they were cheating like mad. Who gives a shit?

Texas-OU is a rivalry because you feel  it in your bones. Texas-Aggie is a rivalry because your mother told you that you had to play with that weird little kid down the street to keep his feelings from being hurt.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

[Hank_Hill 20020]

Why

[Vertuzzi 1426]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why

[Hank_Hill 20020]

3 hours ago, linux said:

 

Moron is doubling down on this being a JFF thing, fucking gomers think EA cares about what a trainwreck jaggoff is doing 12 years later. The cover athlete was going to always be a current player, NIL was paid for a reason and the cover was going to be representative of that not an A&M circlejerk like these conspiracy clowns always demand.

His double down is equally wrong. Boat raced? Penix lit us up but we were outscored in exactly 1 quarter. There was no garbage time in that game because it came down to 12 yards. Also, Donovan Edwards literally played for Michigan last year. Fucking idiots.

[Hank_Hill 20020]

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

The first one is AI. Ur gay for robots. 

[msucolt45 4227]

All of the “red ass” aggy contingency is butt hurt, no pun intended, as their last grasp of anything held “above UT,” being in the SEC is GONE!!! No more comparisons on the recruiting trail can put them at an advantage, except for $$$ bags to the ones willing to just take it.

But hey, we’re limited to roughly 25 players signing each year, so they’ll still get a couple of good players annually.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

58 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

His double down is equally wrong. Boat raced? Penix lit us up but we were outscored in exactly 1 quarter. There was no garbage time in that game because it came down to 12 yards. Also, Donovan Edwards literally played for Michigan last year. Fucking idiots.

11 yards 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

59 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

His double down is equally wrong. Boat raced? Penix lit us up but we were outscored in exactly 1 quarter. There was no garbage time in that game because it came down to 12 yards. Also, Donovan Edwards literally played for Michigan last year. Fucking idiots.

What a bunch of regards. Boat raced? I know they're stupid, but this is a whole new level of dumbass.

[futureman 22692]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

The first one is AI. Ur gay for robots. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why

The second one is mega fine. Don't care about AI, I care about the second picture. Don't tell me you don't get a chubby looking at her. 

Edited May 30 by Spider2YBanana

[nineliveslost 3002]

9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The second one is mega fine. Don't care about AI, I care about the second picture. Don't tell me you don't get a chubby looking at her. 

The real question should be who

[RomaVicta 30562]

9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The second one is mega fine. Don't care about AI, I care about the second picture. Don't tell me you don't get a chubby looking at her. 

Your masturbatory tastes fascinate one and all.

[Armybrat 41392]

12 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

His double down is equally wrong. Boat raced? Penix lit us up but we were outscored in exactly 1 quarter. There was no garbage time in that game because it came down to 12 yards. Also, Donovan Edwards literally played for Michigan last year. Fucking idiots.

Boatraced?

aggy ain’t too good with numbers….

https://texassports.com/sports/football/stats/2023/washington/boxscore/16073

[Deej 77810]

Stupid sips, losing to a PAC12 team by 6 is like losing to an SEC team by 30. 

[Armybrat 41392]

aggy got “boatraced” in the Texas Bowl by a team that the Longhorns absolutely assraped with no lube at all in the Big 12 Championship game.

aggy got “boatraced” at home by a team the the Longhorns manhandled and shat on by double digits at their house in Tuscaloosa.

Math is hard for those Bonfire engineers.

Edited May 30 by Armybrat

[texifornia 59011]

 

[Scholz 12305]

13 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

His double down is equally wrong. Boat raced? Penix lit us up but we were outscored in exactly 1 quarter. There was no garbage time in that game because it came down to 12 yards. Also, Donovan Edwards literally played for Michigan last year. Fucking idiots.

Hey look, an aggy telling a bald faced lie. Water is wet. 😂

[JesusSweatDuck 18089]

That last one had me dying 

 

[Armybrat 41392]

Against opponents who were SEC members at the time of the game, Texas has a 38-21-2mark, including 8-0 versus Tulane and 1-0 versus Georgia Tech when those schools were SEC members. Twenty-three of those games came in bowl matchups, with the Longhorns owning a 14-8-1 mark in postseason contests against SEC members.Dec. 2023

Edited May 30 by Armybrat

[utee94 16080]

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Against opponents who were SEC members at the time of the game, Texas has a 38-21-2mark, including 8-0 versus Tulane and 1-0 versus Georgia Tech when those schools were SEC members. Twenty-three of those games came in bowl matchups, with the Longhorns owning a 14-8-1 mark in postseason contests against SEC members.Dec. 2023

And Vandy owns over a third of those SEC wins over Texas.  Time to start reversing that record.

[Park Gothic 5373]

25 minutes ago, utee94 said:

And Vandy owns over a third of those SEC wins over Texas.  Time to start reversing that record.

Shit, I'm pretty sure Sewanee has one too. Remove the irrelevant nerd schools and Texas is pretty much undefeated. 

[Napoleon 8828]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Against opponents who were SEC members at the time of the game, Texas has a 38-21-2mark, including 8-0 versus Tulane and 1-0 versus Georgia Tech when those schools were SEC members. Twenty-three of those games came in bowl matchups, with the Longhorns owning a 14-8-1 mark in postseason contests against SEC members.Dec. 2023

I attended Texas over Bear Bryant (Bama) in the early ‘80s and Texas over LSU in the early ‘00s…

Both in the Cotton Bowl.

[Sgt Hulk 14426]

As the now PREMIER SEC school in the state. It will be fun leaving behind the sloppy cream pied left overs that choose aggy after we run a train on the recruiting landscape. 

[BornAndRaised 12873]

what a bitch...
 

 

[BurntOrange&White 41846]

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

what a bitch...
 

 

He can go fuck himself.

[Beau Vine 55862]

20 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

No shit. They could have had a journalism school by now if their alums hadn't gotten scared of a black woman running their journalism department. 

Did they hire some blondo from Newsmax, or is that position still open?

[Deej 77810]

I thought they just put Liucci in charge of the journalism school?

[BornAndRaised 12873]

I'm sure we'll get to the meat of the aggy comments once LHF gets the screenshots up, but an article was released today with anonymous comments from SEC coaches about the SEC Teams. This one in particular made me laugh because I don't know if Weigman has regressed that much or it's just a bad take:



Here's the article if you'd like to read up on it.
https://athlonsports.com/college-football/sec-coaches-talk-anonymously-about-conference-foes-for-2024?

Edited May 30 by BornAndRaised

[JesusSweatDuck 18089]

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

what a bitch...
 

 

I'm just hoping they move it to Friday.

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I'm sure we'll get to the meat of the aggy comments once LHF gets the screenshots up, but an article was released today with anonymous comments from SEC coaches about the SEC Teams. This one in particular made me laugh because I don't know if Weigman has regressed that much or it's just a bad take:



Here's the article if you'd like to read up on it.
https://athlonsports.com/college-football/sec-coaches-talk-anonymously-about-conference-foes-for-2024?

I don't see how Weigman makes it through a season with that OL.

[JesusSweatDuck 18089]

[Vertigo 20492]

47 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

what a bitch...
 

 

How long do you think it took the SEC league offices to realize that A&M incessantly bitches about anything they can get their little hayseed minds around? Particularly when it has to do with Texas. 

Edited May 30 by Vertigo

[irishtexan 11712]

This is a good time to post this.

[Scholz 12305]

Hey aggys, the SEC just told you to sit down and STFU yet again.

[Longhornfrenzy 6294]

Del Conte flaunts Texas' aura ahead of Southeastern Conference entrance

 

By Olin Buchanan

May 30, 2024

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DESTIN, Fla. — A little more than a month remains until Texas is an official member of the Southeastern Conference.

Yet, with a contingent here for SEC Spring Meetings this week, Texas was… Well, being Texas.

Texas Athletic Director Chris Del Conte appeared with the SEC Network’s Paul Finebaum on Wednesday and immediately let it be known that the Longhorns are kind of a big deal.

“Have you been to the Red River Rivalry? (Texas vs. Oklahoma game),” Del Conte asked Finebaum. “It’s ridiculous. It’s the greatest thing ever.

“You may talk about the Cocktail Party (Florida vs. Georgia), the Iron Bowl (Alabama vs. Auburn). There’s nothing like this game.”

The voice sounded like Del Conte's, but it might have been beer talking. At least that would explain claiming grandeur over bitter feuds between rivals that have won a combined 11 national championships since Texas last won one.

 

It’s steers spreading bull. Inevitably, the Longhorns will brag that they let the SEC join them.

Not that long ago, Texas and Oklahoma routinely dismissed the notion of SEC dominance. They said the SEC's power was really just Alabama, and everyone else was riding the Tide’s coattails.

Remember when former Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops said the SEC was overrated?

Interestingly, five different SEC teams have won football national championships since the Sooners last won one.

But now condemnations have given way to celebrations.

Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian told reporters how the SEC logo is being added to the Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium playing field. He lauded the competitive spirit of the SEC.

“Week in and week out, the challenges that (the SEC)  poses for you… ,” Sarkisian said. “Whether it’s playing on the road, whether it’s game planning against some of the best coaches in our sport or whether it’s competing against some of the best athletes in college football, there are great challenges.”

Certainly, Texas will find more challenges in the SEC than in the Big 12. Those days in which they struggle to eke out victories over Houston, Kansas State and TCU more than likely become losses in the SEC.

Sometimes, those become embarrassing losses.

That’s just one jolt of reality to await the Longhorns. They won’t run the SEC. Alabama and perhaps Georgia do that. Greg Sankey won’t be a puppet commissioner like Dan Beebe was back in the day.

“When you have programs like Texas and Texas A&M in the same state this close together, it’s going to be fantastic. We’re thrilled about it. We’re looking forward to the rivalry.”

- A&M Athletic Director Trev Alberts

Also, whining about “horns down” gestures won’t play well in the SEC. Texas used its influence in the Big 12 to make “horns down” a 15-yard penalty.

That flag won’t fly in the SEC.

When news broke at 2021 SEC Media Days that Texas and Oklahoma would join the SEC, a Missouri offensive lineman questioned whether it was a good move.

“If you can’t handle a ‘horns down’ gesture, I figure it’ll probably be tough to play in this league,” Case Cook said.

In the SEC, the competition is tougher. Fans are crazier. Stadiums are louder. Hatred runs deeper.

Statements like what Del Conte made to Finebaum — even if it was made in jest — will only raise the ire of SEC fans and direct more hatred toward Texas.

Or maybe not. Texas A&M Director of Athletics Trev Alberts looks forward to renewing the rivalry with Texas this season. He expects no ill will.

“There will be no acrimony between the two of us,” Alberts said. “Obviously, we want to do well against each other. This is what makes college sports. It’s regional rivalries. It’s what builds the excitement.

“When you have programs like Texas and Texas A&M in the same state this close together, it’s going to be fantastic. We’re thrilled about it. We’re looking forward to the rivalry.”

It should be noted that this, too, will be Alberts’ first year in the SEC.

He still has some learning to do

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

 

 

[Deej 77810]

At least we have the hardware to back up our arrogance.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Your masturbatory tastes fascinate one and all.

I feel attacked

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

9 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

The real question should be who

Whom

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

19 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

All of the “red ass” aggy contingency is butt hurt, no pun intended, as their last grasp of anything held “above UT,” being in the SEC is GONE!!! No more comparisons on the recruiting trail can put them at an advantage, except for $$$ bags to the ones willing to just take it.

But hey, we’re limited to roughly 25 players signing each year, so they’ll still get a couple of good players annually.

Hook’em!!!

No, no, they're definitely butthurt in a gay way...

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

what a bitch...
 

 

Bitch made

[JBJ 3819]

Honestly, the only rivalry in the same discussion is The Big Game. 

The SEC rivalries are great regional rivalries, but that's really all they have been.  The Iron Bowl and WLCP haven't been very significant historically.  Bama-LSU has been at times, but that's more along the lines of the Texas-Arkansas rivalry than Texas-OU.

[Longhornfrenzy 6294]

[Deej 77810]

"...don't see masculinity as a bad thing..."

[JesusSweatDuck 18089]

2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

@Longhornfrenzy how has looch not blocked you already 

https://x.com/Longhornfrenzy1/status/1796257447524380938

 

[Hank_Hill 20020]

They’re terrified 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

50 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Del Conte flaunts Texas' aura ahead of Southeastern Conference entrance

 

By Olin Buchanan

May 30, 2024

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DESTIN, Fla. — A little more than a month remains until Texas is an official member of the Southeastern Conference.

Yet, with a contingent here for SEC Spring Meetings this week, Texas was… Well, being Texas.

Texas Athletic Director Chris Del Conte appeared with the SEC Network’s Paul Finebaum on Wednesday and immediately let it be known that the Longhorns are kind of a big deal.

“Have you been to the Red River Rivalry? (Texas vs. Oklahoma game),” Del Conte asked Finebaum. “It’s ridiculous. It’s the greatest thing ever.

“You may talk about the Cocktail Party (Florida vs. Georgia), the Iron Bowl (Alabama vs. Auburn). There’s nothing like this game.”

The voice sounded like Del Conte's, but it might have been beer talking. At least that would explain claiming grandeur over bitter feuds between rivals that have won a combined 11 national championships since Texas last won one.

 

It’s steers spreading bull. Inevitably, the Longhorns will brag that they let the SEC join them.

Not that long ago, Texas and Oklahoma routinely dismissed the notion of SEC dominance. They said the SEC's power was really just Alabama, and everyone else was riding the Tide’s coattails.

Remember when former Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops said the SEC was overrated?

Interestingly, five different SEC teams have won football national championships since the Sooners last won one.

But now condemnations have given way to celebrations.

Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian told reporters how the SEC logo is being added to the Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium playing field. He lauded the competitive spirit of the SEC.

“Week in and week out, the challenges that (the SEC)  poses for you… ,” Sarkisian said. “Whether it’s playing on the road, whether it’s game planning against some of the best coaches in our sport or whether it’s competing against some of the best athletes in college football, there are great challenges.”

Certainly, Texas will find more challenges in the SEC than in the Big 12. Those days in which they struggle to eke out victories over Houston, Kansas State and TCU more than likely become losses in the SEC.

Sometimes, those become embarrassing losses.

That’s just one jolt of reality to await the Longhorns. They won’t run the SEC. Alabama and perhaps Georgia do that. Greg Sankey won’t be a puppet commissioner like Dan Beebe was back in the day.

“When you have programs like Texas and Texas A&M in the same state this close together, it’s going to be fantastic. We’re thrilled about it. We’re looking forward to the rivalry.”

- A&M Athletic Director Trev Alberts

Also, whining about “horns down” gestures won’t play well in the SEC. Texas used its influence in the Big 12 to make “horns down” a 15-yard penalty.

That flag won’t fly in the SEC.

When news broke at 2021 SEC Media Days that Texas and Oklahoma would join the SEC, a Missouri offensive lineman questioned whether it was a good move.

“If you can’t handle a ‘horns down’ gesture, I figure it’ll probably be tough to play in this league,” Case Cook said.

In the SEC, the competition is tougher. Fans are crazier. Stadiums are louder. Hatred runs deeper.

Statements like what Del Conte made to Finebaum — even if it was made in jest — will only raise the ire of SEC fans and direct more hatred toward Texas.

Or maybe not. Texas A&M Director of Athletics Trev Alberts looks forward to renewing the rivalry with Texas this season. He expects no ill will.

“There will be no acrimony between the two of us,” Alberts said. “Obviously, we want to do well against each other. This is what makes college sports. It’s regional rivalries. It’s what builds the excitement.

“When you have programs like Texas and Texas A&M in the same state this close together, it’s going to be fantastic. We’re thrilled about it. We’re looking forward to the rivalry.”

It should be noted that this, too, will be Alberts’ first year in the SEC.

He still has some learning to do

 

Sure, Trevor. 

[Longhornfrenzy 6294]

[Funk Doctor Spock 13282]

18 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I absolutely LOVE how they think they're SEC cakbre. They're perinneal losers. They once beat Bama and they think they're winners. 

Yeah, uh, no, aggy...you're losers. You've always been losers and you always will be losers. It's the aggy code. 

[Deej 77810]

What were we thinking hiring an AD like CDC? A guy who isn't smart enough to give a coach a $9 million dollar a year fully guaranteed contract with no buyout or offset? 

Fuck, we're so stupid.