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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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TBF, that's not at all what Albert's said.  He said that this year's game was not going to be on Thanksgiving.
Correct, Twitter OP clarified his tweet in the comments.

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He said future Thanksgiving games could happen, but not now (already scheduled).
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2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

They’re terrified 

if del conte can generate that much vitriol by just walking in to a room in may, they are going full cornholio by july 4th

they just got validation of their authoritai with game day for a domer night game which of course absolutely positively is all about the sleeping giant awakening against domer

they should be filling jars for a month with this news that's only a week old

instead we get sark and his aura

i have always felt like the church song aura is an accidental allegory of dealing with aggy

preist = aura

spoilered lyrics and video for the bitchassed

Spoiler

We all came back from the war
I wish somebody would tell me the score
We raked old Poseidon over the coals
Shook his shells, shaked his shoals
Where can a soldier fix himself a drink
Forget the noise, forget the stink
And the opium is running pretty low
'Cause when the pain comes back, I don't want to know
Across yonder ocean the natives are fierce
Their ears are filled their teeth are pierced
But it's not their spears that spill your breath
They kill their enemies by loving them to death
We were on some battlefield
I felt something soft go through my shield
I felt something warm enter my guts
I was bleeding bad but there were no cuts
They captured three of us, took us back to their village
After a long long time I could decipher their language
They worshiped Baal, they worshiped the sun
They worshiped the son of the evil one
They were more than voracious, they sucked our ambition
They let me go on one condition
That was when I came back to my native shore
I tell you they don't want to play with us anymore
But a part of me will never be free
And the part that's free will never be me
But a thing of love and beauty is in my head
A message from my enemies, and here's what they said
They said that love = hate
And death = fate
An enemy always = an adorer
But priest = aura
And life = time
And time = space
And space = sublime
And human = race
Oh and woman = man
And pot = pan
The fauna ought to equal the flora
But priest = aura
And beginning = the end
The end always = the start
But straight = bent
The mind sometimes = the heart
And you = me
The land = the sea
Richer = poorer
And priest = aura

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if del conte can generate that much vitriol by just walking in to a room in may, they are going full cornholio by july 4th

they just got validation of their authoritai with game day for a domer night game which of course absolutely positively is all about the sleeping giant awakening against domer

they should be filling jars for a month with this news that's only a week old

instead we get sark and his aura

i have always felt like the church song aura is an accidental allegory of dealing with aggy

preist = aura

spoilered lyrics and video for the bitchassed

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We all came back from the war
I wish somebody would tell me the score
We raked old Poseidon over the coals
Shook his shells, shaked his shoals
Where can a soldier fix himself a drink
Forget the noise, forget the stink
And the opium is running pretty low
'Cause when the pain comes back, I don't want to know
Across yonder ocean the natives are fierce
Their ears are filled their teeth are pierced
But it's not their spears that spill your breath
They kill their enemies by loving them to death
We were on some battlefield
I felt something soft go through my shield
I felt something warm enter my guts
I was bleeding bad but there were no cuts
They captured three of us, took us back to their village
After a long long time I could decipher their language
They worshiped Baal, they worshiped the sun
They worshiped the son of the evil one
They were more than voracious, they sucked our ambition
They let me go on one condition
That was when I came back to my native shore
I tell you they don't want to play with us anymore
But a part of me will never be free
And the part that's free will never be me
But a thing of love and beauty is in my head
A message from my enemies, and here's what they said
They said that love = hate
And death = fate
An enemy always = an adorer
But priest = aura
And life = time
And time = space
And space = sublime
And human = race
Oh and woman = man
And pot = pan
The fauna ought to equal the flora
But priest = aura
And beginning = the end
The end always = the start
But straight = bent
The mind sometimes = the heart
And you = me
The land = the sea
Richer = poorer
And priest = aura

 

 

Yeah, they will be SECreting all over themselves.

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

What were we thinking hiring an AD like CDC? A guy who isn't smart enough to give a coach a $9 million dollar a year fully guaranteed contract with no buyout or offset? 

Fuck, we're so stupid. 

to be fair, the talkiebird wrote that deal, as scripted by dull (sharpe)

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

What were we thinking hiring an AD like CDC? A guy who isn't smart enough to give a coach a $9 million dollar a year fully guaranteed contract with no buyout or offset? 

Fuck, we're so stupid. 

Well it's not Jinbo, you dumb sip. Only the best for the premier SEC, battle hardened battalion leader good ag

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The crawfishing is great. Pivoting from not SEC ready to not a good cultural fit for the SEC. 
 

This after a few conference meetings in fucking May. Imagine their reaction when we actually join the conference. 
 

If we win the SEC this year it might end them. 

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6 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

what a bitch...

Olin Buchanan

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Texas A&M Athletic Director Trev Alberts said A&M would not want to play future games against Texas on Thanksgiving Day. This season the Aggies and Longhorns play on Saturday, Nov. 30.

 

"we recognize reality, so we are going to put out a press release to claim reality was our idea, which somehow makes the sips look bad, because, reasons"

translation:

the nfl has 3 games on bird day, the egg bowl offers a college night game that day, and since no one is even talking about the idea of playing the game on bird day, we'll say we're against it, so when it doesn't happen, we can claim we caused it to not be so, and create an entry on our wall of moral victories and build a kiosk in our empty blimp hangar of shame

my name is olin buchanan, my head is twice as large as the average human, and i am the physical prototype of the aggy retard

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14 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

tu didn't have the power to get into the SEC on their own, ESPN forced them upon us!  

And also Snakey has been bending over backwards for the loathsome sips because he's controlled by them!

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we would be here til 4am just to document much less dissect each of the reality breaks in today's caps

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4 hours ago, JBJ said:

The SEC rivalries are great regional rivalries, but that's really all they have been.  The Iron Bowl and WLCP haven't been very significant historically. 

The Iron Bowl was great when they played in Birmingham every year.  

Fla-Ga somehow always seems like a mismatch.  There hasn't been a great game in that one since the Lindsay Scott game back in... (?) 1980?

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The fun just never ends. :)

- how dare they talk up their rivalry....hey, why didn't our AD talk up our rivalry?

- Everyone loves the Cocktail Party...how embarrassing, their AD looks like he came from a Cocktail Party.

- Texas forced Sankey to force them into the SEC...wait, Texas has no power, ESPN forced all of this.

- They're so arrogant, all they talk about is their "brand"...hey, don't forget everyone is just jealous of our <insert weird turdition>

- We focus on becoming a program that competes for the playoff & the national championship...but also, let's point and laugh at the program actually, you know, doing those things

- We're so masculine and they are not!!!!   <Gazes longingly at dancing milkmen>  (not judging)

 

I know I missed some - it's just too hard to keep track...

 

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Some of those folks just get carried away in the moment, but some of them are seriously unhinged.

It's a school rivalry.  That's all.  Actively "hating" someone because of the school they went to is legitimately crazy.

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Colonel Nonreg writes like Tom Clancy with submarines and thermoclines and recognizing the pure evil of a college football opponent. He ends with a bit of modesty more accurately than he intends:

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What happens to something that ferments? A&M has been the stinking barrel where "wise perspective" goes to ferment for over a century.

The colonel's military style will fill the jars in the corps dorms where fake soldiers imagine they are real soldiers. They likely imagine this third generation Aggie and Marine officer is real as well.

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17 minutes ago, Dewey said:

That guy graduated college in '88, not born in '88, but graduated from college in 1988. 

Guess he never left College Station. 

He is that old retired guy with a broken down army jeep on his front lawn and land mines in the woods surrounding his house. 

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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One of my favorite ATM fantasies is their consistent belief that they are at the center of our strategies, objectives and success measurements.  They are not at the center.  The are not on the periphery.  They are not present at all.   

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20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is that old retired guy with a broken down army jeep on his front lawn and land mines in the woods surrounding his house. 

 

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37 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

One of my favorite ATM fantasies is their consistent belief that they are at the center of our strategies, objectives and success measurements.  They are not at the center.  The are not on the periphery.  They are not present at all.   

I relish the total lack of self-awareness from the school whose campus resembles a soviet siberian petrocity, and can't recognize their own unique blend of communism and fascism

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

I relish the total lack of self-awareness from the school whose campus resembles a soviet siberian petrocity, and can't recognize their own unique blend of communism and fascism

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Red Maroon fascism.

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53 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

One of my favorite ATM fantasies is their consistent belief that they are at the center of our strategies, objectives and success measurements.  They are not at the center.  The are not on the periphery.  They are not present at all.   

if we really cared we would force the issue in the lege, convene a constitutional convention to separate from them, and surgically detach them from the PUF, UTIMCO and elilminate their 1/3rd AUF payment

THEN they could rightly accuse us of plotting against them

when they left and threw shit at us on the way out the door we didn't say a fucking word, but the football gods made sure that derp and tucker had the opportunity to speak for us all

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