Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MontereyMX 869]

1 minute ago, Okcool said:

boom nailed it! 😂

[Vertigo 20285]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Is that a tent in the background?

Jimbo's ranch.

[Deej 76791]

Elko's t-shirt

[billfromlaketravis 11479]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Jimbo's ranch.

Did Jimbo keep the now infamous ranch? If some aggy deeded land to Jimbo, I’d like to see his face in November 2023. 

[Vertigo 20285]

41 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Did Jimbo keep the now infamous ranch? If some aggy deeded land to Jimbo, I’d like to see his face in November 2023. 

One would assume he bought it with his first over market contract.

[futureman 22462]

On 6/7/2024 at 5:35 PM, texifornia said:

"Masterclass"

 

[Leanderman 2275]

"Mike Elko is the god damn truth. Dude has boats out at Lake Bryan for recruits to go enjoy themselves. We are watching a masterclass unfold by this staff"

Edited June 9 by Leanderman

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Some Sunday morning casual racism

 

[T-shirt Sip 2103]

 

i do not watch soccer. 

[Bevo14 8311]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Some Sunday morning casual racism

 

Should just call it aggyism at this point

[Gil Bang 25958]

On 6/8/2024 at 7:29 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wait, who gave Dickerson the gold Trans Am? Do they really believe it was UT?

I seem to recall some recent "driving issues" in a A&M parking structure. 

[Napoleon 8679]

1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

 

i do not watch soccer. 

I watched the whole game…

In SPANISH*!
 

*when the sound was not muted.

I am not very aggy.

[CashMcCoy 3199]

 

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1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

[Tex Pete 20354]

2 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

Huh? And they say we’re the one who love dildoes?

[DanTheHorn 4925]

On 6/9/2024 at 7:50 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Some Sunday morning casual racism

 

 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Shit man, those are 4s at best. 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12201]

Sorry to detract, but here is some Brazilian muff for Wednesday's match against Brazil.

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[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[Vertigo 20285]

Aww, look at them taking an article associated with Mike Farrell seriously.

[RomaVicta 29907]

Rock Westfall

Not a sleezy character. A journalist!

 

Yes, both quotes do. The first represents the power of the Big Lie. The second quote shows, once again, the value of an A&M education and the way Aggies embrace their honor code.

They've scored a little victory by irking me this morning.

Texas held the Big 12 together after the cowardly departures of Nebraska and A&M. Colorado jumped out of FOMO. Missouri left because...who cares?

The Big 12 was ruled by equal votes among the schools where A&M voted with Texas almost all the time. Nebraska's unfair advantages (unlimited non-qualifiers) were neutralized by votes where Nebraska was the lone dissenter as they were on votes about raising academic levels.

In the SWC, Texas (DKR) introduced the idea of the entire conference sharing bowl revenue back when there were fewer bowls. A&M had larger recruiting classes than Texas did in the 1960s and still got dominated. Texas always included A&M in their plans.

The news story is the insane jihad the Aggies have against ebil tu. They're all in on the liar cult.

The quotes pretty much say it all, indeed.

[closetojumping 62725]

It’s pathetic, but I can’t help myself from being entertained when it comes to their thoughts on the notion of Texas fitting in (or not) and the ramifications for that. It’s all based on their own insecurity about fitting in, which whittles at both their institutional core and their individual cores. 

“They won’t fit in, so they’ll leave in five years.”

”The SEC has no idea what they’ve gotten themselves into!”

”Yeah, well how about the way they handled entering the league?!?”

Who on earth gives a shit about things like this other than those guys?

It hit me today that ATM reminds of Ike Clanton in Tombstone. It’s actually uncanny. 

[Davis Lane 5584]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I think it's fantastic these idiots will cling on to anything this idiot spouts from his face:

 

[kegman 187]

I always find it funny when aggy argues that we changed our position on the SEC out of necessity, jealousy, or some other made-up reason.  We did not want to go the SEC because it was a cesspool of cheating.  While we may not have always been perfect, we generally have not been ok with cheating either as a university or a fanbase. I am no insider but what changed? - NIL.  You turn the lights on, and the cockroaches run away.  Once cheating could be countered by legal means, the SEC is by far the best option.  The Alston decision comes down in June, 2021.  We announce SEC move July, 2021. 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

For the scoreboard.  
 

we destroyed the SWC the Big12. The pac12. Up next the sec.  After we have destroyed everything and take over the world victory will be ours. 
 

can’t wait to rename this shit conference to the university of Texas conference. 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

They’ve narrowed it down to two positions- either texas will destroy the sec or the sec will destroy Texas. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

Destroyer of worlds. We are Shiva.

[utee94 15823]

The ags were as happy as anyone else to dump the little sisters of the SWC and move to the B12.  They were desperately trying to move to the SEC at that time but couldn't without Texas.  Their revisionist history that it was mean old Texas that killed the SWC is... baffling.  The modern economics of televised college football is what killed the SWC, and most certainly would have killed the B8 as well if the 4 SWC schools hadn't joined them to form the B12.

As for the B12, Texas didn't ruin it, Texas saved it.  In the 2010 realignment it was Nebraska and Colorado departures that weakened it, but Texas propped it up and saved it by agreeing to equal revenue sharing and by pushing the media partners for better deals.  In the realignment of 2011 it was the ags and Mizzou departure that weakened it, but again Texas propped it up.  The proof is in the pudding, if Texas had REALLY wanted to leave, Texas easily could have.  All options were open in 2011-- PAC, B1G, or SEC.  Just as all options were open in 2021.  It wasn't until the media contracts got so incredibly lopsided in favor of the B1G and the SEC that Texas knew it couldn't keep up by staying in the B12, that any decision to move was made.  And geographically, the SEC made the most sense, plus it's the only place OU was welcome, and so the ultimate outcome was obvious.  Plenty of us have been saying since 2011 that Texas was eventually going to have to join the SEC.  

Anyway, TL;DR-- texags posters are dumb

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ve narrowed it down to two positions- either texas will destroy the sec or the sec will destroy Texas. 

They're going to be so disappointed when they find that the SEC is just an athletics affiliation and that Texas joining isn't going to change much of anything, other than scheduling among 16 rather than 14 schools.  Oh, well, and the fact that they'll have to return to actually playing us every year and losing their accustomed 2/3 of the time. 

[Napoleon 8679]

19 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I think it's fantastic these idiots will cling on to anything this idiot spouts from his face:

 

This video is nearly two years old…

…and has only 279 views.

Then again…

…he only has 226 subscribers.

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

I was curious about the non-sense that might be in that article, spoilered below.  To no one's surprise, It's absolute garbage

 

Spoiler

By Rock Westfall  

Last week, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte lamented that college athletics lost its voice regarding the current emphasis on NIL, the transfer portal, and the loss of focus on education.

While Del Conte’s comments are fine on the surface, and he is not to blame for college football's current state, his employer is a major culprit dating back to the 1980s and the breakup of the Southwest Conference.

For as long as anyone can remember, Texas has always had its way when it came to dictating the way business was done in college football. Along the way, it destroyed the SWC and the Big 12 because of its selfish, overbearing ways. Furthermore, through its conduct, no other school in college football is more responsible for the continuous conference realignment of the past 15+ years. But if Texas thinks it will run roughshod over the SEC, it is in for a rude awakening. 

The Capo of a Lawless, Renegade League  

The University of Texas likes to think of itself as above the other members of any conference it has been in. It has a haughty attitude regarding academics and culture. In fact, it seriously considered joining the Pac-12 Conference in 2010 because of its supposed academic and cultural superiority. But despite its aloofness, Texas has a shady past.

The Texas football program made its fame in the now-defunct Southwest Conference. In the 1970s and 80s, the Southwest Conference was utterly lawless, in a less sophisticated sort of way compared to now.

Back then, it was alleged and assumed that all of the SWC schools were giving players cars, cash, girls, "tutors," and other inducements. SMU was the most famous transgressor, getting the NCAA Death Penalty in 1987. Eric Dickerson, who was an SMU star, took a gold Pontiac Trans Am gift from Texas A&M and kept it after signing with SMU. Dickerson said that when he left SMU for the NFL, he took a pay cut. He wasn’t kidding.

That outlaw culture forced the SWC to fold after the 1995 season. Texas, along with Texas A&M, Texas Tech, and Baylor, became refugees who found a home in what was previously known as the Big Eight Conference. After the merger, it became the Big 12. 

 

A Hostile Takeover 

Despite arriving as immigrants from a folded, outlaw, renegade conference, the new Texas schools, led by the University of Texas, made themselves right at home in the Big 12.

First, they demanded that Prop 48 partially qualifying students no longer be accepted. Such players were a major staple in the Nebraska dynasty led by Tom Osborne. Next, they demanded that the league office be moved from Kansas City to Dallas. The maneuvers continued until the old SWC teams quickly achieved a hostile takeover of the Big 12.

In reality, then-Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds emerged as the Absolute Dictator of the Big 12, although frontmen such as Dan Bebe posed as the commissioner (in name only).

One of the great mysteries in college football history is why the Big Eight schools surrendered so meekly. It was not their league that turned into ashes over lawlessness. It was a shameful, unconditional capitulation.

As the years progressed, Texas formed the Longhorn Network in partnership with ESPN. In turn, the Longhorns were hoarding much of the Big 12 money. Nebraska, Texas A&M, and Missouri deeply resented the situation and left the Big 12. Colorado did, too, although the move was based on its cultural snot. Ironically, Colorado has since returned to the Big 12 after the Pac-12 imploded in 2023.

Finally, in the summer of 2021, Texas convinced Oklahoma to join them in the announcement of a move to the SEC. After damaging the Big 12 beyond repair, Texas felt the league they ruined no longer had enough prestige or revenue. In a bit of karmic justice, the Longhorn Network was a flop that never caught on. 

It Just Means More 

The University of Texas is used to always having its way in everything. But in the SEC, their arrogance will not be tolerated. Texas is about to discover what it is like to be treated as an equal. It will be fascinating to see how Texas adapts to its new home. The past bullying of Texas won’t work in college football’s best league. Yet old habits are hard to break.  

Enjoy your new home and circumstances, Bevo. You made the bed you are about to crap in.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Wow I think every sentence of that is incorrect or a lie. 

[Gordon Shumway 452]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow I think every sentence of that is incorrect or a lie. 

You missed this sentence

"Eric Dickerson, who was an SMU star, took a gold Pontiac Trans Am gift from Texas A&M and kept it after signing with SMU."

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

I stand corrected. 

[utee94 15823]

This can never be posted too often:

 

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42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Destroyer of worlds. We are Shiva.

something about this on Ancient Aliens.   no mention of UT though

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

I've been saying since day 1 that we need to lean hard into this narrative. These inbreds need to be reminded endlessly that they invited a vampire into their home.

The conference system is destined to crumble into an EPL like system. I hope like hell we get full credit for its demise. Lamborghinis for everyone!

 

 

 

Edited June 11 by Mitch Cumsteen

[bad_teammate 13195]

I had to stop reading the article because the writing is so poor. Facts or ideas aside, that is the writing of a mid-level 9th grader.

Embarrassing.

[closetojumping 62725]

1 hour ago, kegman said:

I always find it funny when aggy argues that we changed our position on the SEC out of necessity, jealousy, or some other made-up reason.  We did not want to go the SEC because it was a cesspool of cheating.  While we may not have always been perfect, we generally have not been ok with cheating either as a university or a fanbase. I am no insider but what changed? - NIL.  You turn the lights on, and the cockroaches run away.  Once cheating could be countered by legal means, the SEC is by far the best option.  The Alston decision comes down in June, 2021.  We announce SEC move July, 2021. 

I would be fine if this concept turned into how people look back at things down the line because it sounds good and provides a simple way of seeing things, but that isn't what happened. Texas, like much of the NCAA, didn't grasp the consequences of Alston by even a little bit. They were completely shocked by what happened when Pandora's Box was opened. It's worked out, though.

[kegman 187]

More proof that I am not an insider.  As a fan and alumni, NIL does make me ok with the move. 

[Dewey 3286]

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I had to stop reading the article because the writing is so poor. Facts or ideas aside, that is the writing of a mid-level 9th grader.

Embarrassing.

There are no facts in the article that backed his assertion of Texas killing two conferences. Surprised he didn't mention the drones we have flying over pileville 24/7. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

45 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I was curious about the non-sense that might be in that article, spoilered below.  To no one's surprise, It's absolute garbage

 

  Reveal hidden contents

By Rock Westfall  

Last week, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte lamented that college athletics lost its voice regarding the current emphasis on NIL, the transfer portal, and the loss of focus on education.

While Del Conte’s comments are fine on the surface, and he is not to blame for college football's current state, his employer is a major culprit dating back to the 1980s and the breakup of the Southwest Conference.

For as long as anyone can remember, Texas has always had its way when it came to dictating the way business was done in college football. Along the way, it destroyed the SWC and the Big 12 because of its selfish, overbearing ways. Furthermore, through its conduct, no other school in college football is more responsible for the continuous conference realignment of the past 15+ years. But if Texas thinks it will run roughshod over the SEC, it is in for a rude awakening. 

The Capo of a Lawless, Renegade League  

The University of Texas likes to think of itself as above the other members of any conference it has been in. It has a haughty attitude regarding academics and culture. In fact, it seriously considered joining the Pac-12 Conference in 2010 because of its supposed academic and cultural superiority. But despite its aloofness, Texas has a shady past.

The Texas football program made its fame in the now-defunct Southwest Conference. In the 1970s and 80s, the Southwest Conference was utterly lawless, in a less sophisticated sort of way compared to now.

Back then, it was alleged and assumed that all of the SWC schools were giving players cars, cash, girls, "tutors," and other inducements. SMU was the most famous transgressor, getting the NCAA Death Penalty in 1987. Eric Dickerson, who was an SMU star, took a gold Pontiac Trans Am gift from Texas A&M and kept it after signing with SMU. Dickerson said that when he left SMU for the NFL, he took a pay cut. He wasn’t kidding.

That outlaw culture forced the SWC to fold after the 1995 season. Texas, along with Texas A&M, Texas Tech, and Baylor, became refugees who found a home in what was previously known as the Big Eight Conference. After the merger, it became the Big 12. 

 

A Hostile Takeover 

Despite arriving as immigrants from a folded, outlaw, renegade conference, the new Texas schools, led by the University of Texas, made themselves right at home in the Big 12.

First, they demanded that Prop 48 partially qualifying students no longer be accepted. Such players were a major staple in the Nebraska dynasty led by Tom Osborne. Next, they demanded that the league office be moved from Kansas City to Dallas. The maneuvers continued until the old SWC teams quickly achieved a hostile takeover of the Big 12.

In reality, then-Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds emerged as the Absolute Dictator of the Big 12, although frontmen such as Dan Bebe posed as the commissioner (in name only).

One of the great mysteries in college football history is why the Big Eight schools surrendered so meekly. It was not their league that turned into ashes over lawlessness. It was a shameful, unconditional capitulation.

As the years progressed, Texas formed the Longhorn Network in partnership with ESPN. In turn, the Longhorns were hoarding much of the Big 12 money. Nebraska, Texas A&M, and Missouri deeply resented the situation and left the Big 12. Colorado did, too, although the move was based on its cultural snot. Ironically, Colorado has since returned to the Big 12 after the Pac-12 imploded in 2023.

Finally, in the summer of 2021, Texas convinced Oklahoma to join them in the announcement of a move to the SEC. After damaging the Big 12 beyond repair, Texas felt the league they ruined no longer had enough prestige or revenue. In a bit of karmic justice, the Longhorn Network was a flop that never caught on. 

It Just Means More 

The University of Texas is used to always having its way in everything. But in the SEC, their arrogance will not be tolerated. Texas is about to discover what it is like to be treated as an equal. It will be fascinating to see how Texas adapts to its new home. The past bullying of Texas won’t work in college football’s best league. Yet old habits are hard to break.  

Enjoy your new home and circumstances, Bevo. You made the bed you are about to crap in.

 

 

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow I think every sentence of that is incorrect or a lie. 

Somebody is fishing around for an audience. Hmmm. Tell lies about Texas. In fact, repeat Aggie lies about Texas.

Somebody's horning in on William's gig. Mike knows the audience. I bet he has thousands of Aggie followers by the end of the football season.

[Frank Drebin 5639]

[Vertigo 20285]

Edited June 11 by Vertigo

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Destroyer of worlds. We are Shiva.

 

[Park Gothic 5038]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

As the years progressed, Texas formed the Longhorn Network in partnership with ESPN. In turn, the Longhorns were hoarding much of the Big 12 money. Nebraska, Texas A&M, and Missouri deeply resented the situation and left the Big 12. Colorado did, too, although the move was based on its cultural snot. Ironically, Colorado has since returned to the Big 12 after the Pac-12 imploded in 2023.

There's a lot wrong with that article, but this part in particular made me chuckle. Yes, Texas was "hoarding" the Big 12's money, much like how the IRS thinks I'm "hoarding" a bunch of my salary.

When other teams start to think of "welfare" as "entitlements," it's clearly time to move on. 

[utee94 15823]

It's pure fan fic so of course it plays well with the ags.  That's their jam.

[Ragde 244]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I was curious about the non-sense that might be in that article, spoilered below.  To no one's surprise, It's absolute garbage

 

  Hide contents

By Rock Westfall  

Last week, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte lamented that college athletics lost its voice regarding the current emphasis on NIL, the transfer portal, and the loss of focus on education.

While Del Conte’s comments are fine on the surface, and he is not to blame for college football's current state, his employer is a major culprit dating back to the 1980s and the breakup of the Southwest Conference.

For as long as anyone can remember, Texas has always had its way when it came to dictating the way business was done in college football. Along the way, it destroyed the SWC and the Big 12 because of its selfish, overbearing ways. Furthermore, through its conduct, no other school in college football is more responsible for the continuous conference realignment of the past 15+ years. But if Texas thinks it will run roughshod over the SEC, it is in for a rude awakening. 

The Capo of a Lawless, Renegade League  

The University of Texas likes to think of itself as above the other members of any conference it has been in. It has a haughty attitude regarding academics and culture. In fact, it seriously considered joining the Pac-12 Conference in 2010 because of its supposed academic and cultural superiority. But despite its aloofness, Texas has a shady past.

The Texas football program made its fame in the now-defunct Southwest Conference. In the 1970s and 80s, the Southwest Conference was utterly lawless, in a less sophisticated sort of way compared to now.

Back then, it was alleged and assumed that all of the SWC schools were giving players cars, cash, girls, "tutors," and other inducements. SMU was the most famous transgressor, getting the NCAA Death Penalty in 1987. Eric Dickerson, who was an SMU star, took a gold Pontiac Trans Am gift from Texas A&M and kept it after signing with SMU. Dickerson said that when he left SMU for the NFL, he took a pay cut. He wasn’t kidding.

That outlaw culture forced the SWC to fold after the 1995 season. Texas, along with Texas A&M, Texas Tech, and Baylor, became refugees who found a home in what was previously known as the Big Eight Conference. After the merger, it became the Big 12. 

 

A Hostile Takeover 

Despite arriving as immigrants from a folded, outlaw, renegade conference, the new Texas schools, led by the University of Texas, made themselves right at home in the Big 12.

First, they demanded that Prop 48 partially qualifying students no longer be accepted. Such players were a major staple in the Nebraska dynasty led by Tom Osborne. Next, they demanded that the league office be moved from Kansas City to Dallas. The maneuvers continued until the old SWC teams quickly achieved a hostile takeover of the Big 12.

In reality, then-Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds emerged as the Absolute Dictator of the Big 12, although frontmen such as Dan Bebe posed as the commissioner (in name only).

One of the great mysteries in college football history is why the Big Eight schools surrendered so meekly. It was not their league that turned into ashes over lawlessness. It was a shameful, unconditional capitulation.

As the years progressed, Texas formed the Longhorn Network in partnership with ESPN. In turn, the Longhorns were hoarding much of the Big 12 money. Nebraska, Texas A&M, and Missouri deeply resented the situation and left the Big 12. Colorado did, too, although the move was based on its cultural snot. Ironically, Colorado has since returned to the Big 12 after the Pac-12 imploded in 2023.

Finally, in the summer of 2021, Texas convinced Oklahoma to join them in the announcement of a move to the SEC. After damaging the Big 12 beyond repair, Texas felt the league they ruined no longer had enough prestige or revenue. In a bit of karmic justice, the Longhorn Network was a flop that never caught on. 

It Just Means More 

The University of Texas is used to always having its way in everything. But in the SEC, their arrogance will not be tolerated. Texas is about to discover what it is like to be treated as an equal. It will be fascinating to see how Texas adapts to its new home. The past bullying of Texas won’t work in college football’s best league. Yet old habits are hard to break.  

Enjoy your new home and circumstances, Bevo. You made the bed you are about to crap in.

 

That reads like the AI thread shit itself.

Edited June 11 by Ragde
internets is hard

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7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: