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That's...6 letters. 

"T" is silent?

Oh well, that's what I get for trying to count... good thing I work in finance, and not... oh wait.

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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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But it doesn’t have to be a 5 letter name. Given the large Venn diagram overlap between idiocy and Aggies, I suggest that the male equivalent of Karen is Kyle. 

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All of that was excellent fan fiction. Liucci will ultimately claim similar shit about Manning. They had one of their big money guys reach out to the Mannings during that cycle and were politely told that no amount of money was going to have them interested in sending Arch to ATM. 

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37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

All of that was excellent fan fiction. Liucci will ultimately claim similar shit about Manning. They had one of their big money guys reach out to the Mannings during that cycle and were politely told that no amount of money was going to have them interested in sending Arch to ATM. 

By the time Liucci tells it, Arch will have reached out to Jimbo personally asking for A&M to double the $6 million per year NIL package that Texas desperately paid for him. But Arch ultmately was worried about… checks notes.. Marcell Reed because he beat Arch up in the parking lot at the Manning Passing Academy.

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1 There's a reason he's not riding on past success as Jimbo could do. Also, you swooned your way into a 10 year $75MM guaranteed contract. He wasn't milking. You were hemorrhaging. Dumbasses.

2 Yes, your former defensive coordinator is just the man to fix your OL. Oh, wait, the new culture will do that. Sorry, I forgot.

3 I feel sorry for Weigman. It's gonna be tough in that weekly SEC physical grind. I actually do feel some sorrow for him.

4 Interesting prediction, and y'all never jump the gun on proclaiming greatness for yourselves. The 2024 Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Culture Aggies will be more than a rolling ball of butcher knives, I'm sure.

5 Your last borderline erotic experience was when you gave Jimbo Fisher that ten-year guaranteed contract worth $75MM. How'd that work out for you? 

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Is it really necessary to defend Jimbo and tear down Ewers while hyping Weigman? The answer is yes if you’re Looch. 
 

Weird guy. Just say Weigman will be one of the best QB’s in the SEC and make your case based on statistics 

That would make him somewhat normal and that’s not what those shitheads are. They’re lunatics 

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Is it really necessary to defend Jimbo and tear down Ewers while hyping Weigman? The answer is yes if you’re Looch. 
 

Weird guy. Just say Weigman will be one of the best QB’s in the SEC and make your case based on statistics 

They can’t just be good. We also have to be bad. It is known.

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Looch wants two things: to keep his subscribers high on hope, and to be respected by/friends with famous people and national reporters.

He knows whatever he writes can be on MBG or Pawl or Pate or whatever, so every now and then, he presents a very normal opinion. In this case, he straight up said that Quinn has been better than Klubnik and Weigman (no shit, even though no 98% aggy would ever say that out loud). That's the "normal" opinion, but because he's aggy, he needs to hide that behind all of the other ridiculous shit he vomited into that post.

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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2 Yes, your former defensive coordinator is just the man to fix your OL. Oh, wait, the new culture will do that. Sorry, I forgot.

What is hilarious is Elko hired an OL coach that was a fixture of the hashing problems at Northwestern and hasn't really been all that great.

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44 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What is hilarious is Elko hired an OL coach that was a fixture of the hashing problems at Northwestern and hasn't really been all that great.

The perfect hire since none of their OL is all that great. 

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39 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The entire aggy o-line is warmed over dog shit. Weigman will be back next year winning that Heisman, tho. You just wait and see, stupid sip!

Elko fixed the Oline didn’t you hear? He didn’t really change anything,but it’s going to be night and day.

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7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder how many aggy fans visit this site, see their insane ramblings and still can't self reflect on their stupidity?

All of them.

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4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

We all know before any gomer QB leaves gomersville plays a game he shall be crowned the GOAT by the fans.

[Maybe my sarcasm meter is malfunctioning. Apologies if so.]

They've thrown so many QBs under the bus that you have to use a crane to lift it to make room for the next one.

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We should definitely be taking advice from a school that's been in the SEC for...12 years. Full. Blown. Long. Time. Members.

And i love how they're comparing recruiting rankings in...June. Retards. Literally one person whose IQ is probably still below air conditioning has to remind the morons how we actually land our recruits late. 

Their stupidity is delicious. 

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8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We should definitely be taking advice from a school that's been in the SEC for...12 years. Full. Blown. Long. Time. Members.

And i love how they're comparing recruiting rankings in...June. Retards. Literally one person whose IQ is probably still below air conditioning has to remind the morons how we actually land our recruits late. 

Their stupidity is delicious. 

They’re only ahead in points by 35 with 3 more commits lol. 
 

 

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Why is parent in quotes?

"Help in utilizing their undeveloped frontal lobes in less than ideal ways?" 

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You can almost hear the pearls rattling as the second guy compares our two programs. As noted above, Aggies never "buy kids."

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