Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

aggy can't name one of their own legit collectives that supposedly had an impact, and their head corch denied aTm paid for NIL, so...

Remember, Jimbo said only 1 player on campus has an NIL deal per aggy compliance 

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

@RGBIII uh oh, look out for the "Aggie NIL Club"

[texifornia 56489]

Oooo USC board. That's a changeup @Longhornfrenzy

[texifornia 56489]

a lil more SC

[texifornia 56489]

"We aren't paying. Billy has flat out said so."

Edited July 8, 2022 by texifornia

[Mason Ramsey 3371]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Oooo USC board. That's a changeup @Longhornfrenzy

Yeah, because USC has been such a powerhouse these last few years, how would a Texas kid decide to go to Texas over y'all?! It MUST be NIL related!

[texifornia 56489]

[billfromlaketravis 11358]

1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Yeah, because USC has been such a powerhouse these last few years, how would a Texas kid decide to go to Texas over y'all?! It MUST be NIL related!

Already penciling in championships because they got Riley. 

[texifornia 56489]

[DigglerontheHoof 21053]

Their "trust Jimbo" mantra is so on-cult. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

They really are dense.  Of course they are helping bring talent to the school their son/nephew just committed to.  Perhaps they think the Arch-effect is what happens when you eat too many bigmacs?

Edited July 8, 2022 by Mr. Mojo Risin'
Fat fingers

[Tylerocks 2551]

Jeeeeeesus, Mary and Joseph.  The collective dumb-fuckery of the folks on that site is astounding.  I suppose it's par for the course for aggy, but fuck, man.

It's still amazing to me, the complete lack of self awareness.

[Da Fino 2735]

"Jimbo's got this. Just error on side of caution before you piss on yourself and this board."

[TexEx15 17456]

Prepare for incoming.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

1) Jimbo has others higher on his board

2) Scared of sec competition

3) Character issues, Jimbo backed off

4) Mannings paid him to go to Oregon

5) Scared of fightin Texas aggie qb depth chart

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

10 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

1) Jimbo has others higher on his board

2) Scared of sec competition

3) Character issues, Jimbo backed off

4) Mannings paid him to go to Oregon

5) Scared of fightin Texas aggie qb depth chart

6)  Don't care got Jimbo.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10141]

Appears their "kids see what we have going on in college station" mantra from last cycle was limited to only '22 kids....

[Fletch 5799]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

also Worthy had 12 TDs, which is almost more than their entire WR corps combined at 13 lol and that includes Smith as a WR! (Smith = 6, Preston = 2, Demas = 1, Muhammad = 4)

their entire WR corps had 115 catches for 1501 yards, 13.05 YPC, and 13 TDs

Worthy alone = 62 catches for 981 yards, 15.8 YPC and 12 TDs lol - pro rating Whittington to 12 games = 44 catches, 646 yards, 5 TDs.

those morons acting like their offense is friendly to WR only shows they don't really pay much attention to the games. when you compare it to Sark the last few years it is even more hilarious.

2020 leading WR at Bama: Devonta Smith, 117 catches for 1856 yards, 15.9 YPC and 23 TDs, 2nd place was Metchie III with 55 catches for 916 yards, 16.7 YPC and 6 TDs

2019 leading WR at Bama: Devonta Smith at Bama: 68 catches for 1256, 18.5 YPC and 14 TDs, 2nd place was Jerry Jeudy at 77 catches, 1163 yards, 15.1 YPD and 10 TDs

...but SURE the A&M offense is more friendly to WR!

 

 

Tried explaining that to that aggy dude. He couldn’t wrap his head around it. It makes perfect sense for dudes like Evan Stewart to play for jimbo and not sark in their minds. It’s insane 

[Fletch 5799]

1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Yeah, because USC has been such a powerhouse these last few years, how would a Texas kid decide to go to Texas over y'all?! It MUST be NIL related!

See Trojans, Texas kids would like to do this again 

[RGBIII 22798]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

@RGBIII uh oh, look out for the "Aggie NIL Club"

Oh heavens we are screwed!!!!

[The Beast 584]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oh heavens we are screwed!!!!

They’ve moved to the acceptance phase.

[Post Oak 20184]

My kingdom for 9 wins this year.  My entire kingdom

 

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

My kingdom for 9 wins this year.  My entire kingdom

 

I will also give up Post Oak's kingdom for 9 wins, who wants to join us.

[texifornia 56489]

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

My kingdom for 9 wins this year.  My entire kingdom

 

We're going to go 8-5 and find out that Post Oak's been the Dragon King of Bhutan this whole time.

[RomaVicta 29775]

 

 

 

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

[texifornia 56489]

Did they flip McConaughey???

[Deej 76546]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Did they flip McConaughey???

Time is a flat circle jerk

[HtownHorn 14468]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jimbo has routinely whiffed on his QBs, that is how a jag like Calzada ends up starting for aggy.

2022 - Weigman - may be injured

2022 - Johnson - finally took a portal QB after watching him beat his team.

2021 - Stowers - moved to TE after 1 fall practice

2020 - King - injured playing a shitty Pac 12 team, after 1 shitty game against a shitty MAC team. 

2019 - Calzada - transferred to Auburn after one uneven season as the starter. Told aggy nation to suck his dick on his way out.

2018 - Foster - transferred after 2 seasons. 34/65-394-1-1 for his career.

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

I like how the one says he's hearing we won't hold onto Williams because Saban will really go after him later.  Never mind Bama' already has Mitchell, anothet Safety commit, and probably land Vickers.

[Dr. Teeth 5830]

Klanhorns is a new one? Every accusation is definitely a confession with those guys. 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

a lil more SC

A college football atmosphere. Lmfao. 10s of people attend usc games.  There is zero atmosphere in LA

[texifornia 56489]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

A college football atmosphere. Lmfao. 10s of people attend usc games.  There is zero atmosphere in LA

That's exactly what that poster is saying

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I like how the one says he's hearing we won't hold onto Williams because Saban will really go after him later.  Never mind Bama' already has Mitchell, anothet Safety commit, and probably land Vickers.

Yeah he has that backwards. The biggest reason Williams is here is because Alabama got theirs elsewhere.  Not that we beat them straight up.  If one of their safety commits gets poached and they double back to him, maybe there’s a problem. Or maybe h has a good setup here and will have bonded with classmates and feel comfortable staying. It’s fluid, obviously. 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Jimbo has routinely whiffed on his QBs, that is how a jag like Calzada ends up starting for aggy.

2022 - Weigman - may be injured

2022 - Johnson - finally took a portal QB after watching him beat his team.

2021 - Stowers - moved to TE after 1 fall practice

2020 - King - injured playing a shitty Pac 12 team, after 1 shitty game against a shitty MAC team. 

2019 - Calzada - transferred to Auburn after one uneven season as the starter. Told aggy nation to suck his dick on his way out.

2018 - Foster - transferred after 2 seasons. 34/65-394-1-1 for his career.

But how many HR's?

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Even Texas fans aren’t obsessed with Texas as much as aggys are 

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's exactly what that poster is saying

Awww my bad I thought he was implying they have an atmosphere. It’s Friday and work has sucked 

[Hozz 1012]

friendlyhorn22 is gonna get sent to the cooler.

[cafe society 2836]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Oh heavens we are screwed!!!!

Since it has become such a huge talking point, didn't you and/or Sydney allude to issues with Hale?

[cafe society 2836]

25 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Klanhorns is a new one? Every accusation is definitely a confession with those guys. 

It's a very popular/ist tactic these days; accuse your opponents of being what you already are.  

[cafe society 2836]

33 minutes ago, Hozz said:

friendlyhorn22 is gonna get sent to the cooler.

[SydneyCarton 47847]

42 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Since it has become such a huge talking point, didn't you and/or Sydney allude to issues with Hale?

Yes. But not NIL related which is what RGB was quoting. 

[TotallyLegit 3050]

4 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

They really are dense.  Of course they are helping bring talent to the school their son/nephew just committed to.  Perhaps they think the Arch-effect is what happens when you eat too many bigmacs?

Why isn't the outlier the trend?

- People who don't know statistics and aggys

[cafe society 2836]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. But not NIL related which is what RGB was quoting. 

Thanks.  Yeah, that's the impression I got.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Did they flip McConaughey???

https://youtu.be/OAs2PBL1RsA

 

 

[RomaVicta 29775]

You know, I was thinking about college stadium atmosphere. The Aggies pride themselves on being very loud which they certainly can be. I think what makes their atmosphere distinctive is that's it's a time capsule of 1939 or even earlier which is really pretty fun to watch once or twice. It shouldn't be missed.

Over time, do you really want to listen to a military band playing the same tired songs, the fans merely being loud, and all the other weird shit that's interesting to visit but who'd want to live there? Frankly, it's sort of oppressive.

Other big college stadiums are festive and fun. The yelling and cheering is not nearly so regimented. It doesn't feel so much like a torch meeting in Nuremburg. People are fans not cultists. I don't think Kyle field is as fun as a big game in Austin, Baton Rouge, Talahassee, South Bend, or Columbus. 

And, my God, they never shut up about being loud. Ever. There's more to it.