Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Beau Vine 55867]

[Beau Vine 55867]

[RomaVicta 30592]

 

* Can we set up a meeting so you can show us how to do it? Did you see our football coach search?

There's also a lot of this:

They must have very insubstantial balls to be always hoping they exist.

Edited June 26 by RomaVicta

[Chuckie Finster 23079]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

*laughs in football*

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

Ok... which one of you posted this:

[RomaVicta 30592]

A&M will score another profound victory by having the first series played there. 

[irishtexan 11712]

They want to litigate introductory press conferences now. Fucking dorks

[Henry Hill 3156]

Two days ago, aggy wanted to suck Schloss’ nagle. Now, they want to fuck him in the ass.

[westexhorn 2166]

This is tsunami level of tears

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

They always talk about how shitty Austin is in these posts.

Yet.... how many of them live in CS? That gets me everytime.

The worst part is most "claim" to live in Austin, yet they don't move because it's so shitty? 

[Getafix 29459]

 

The gut punches don't stop ... 

 

 

 

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20924]

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

Outrage, disrespect, and titillation is her job.   

Tell me more about the titillation. 

[closetojumping 65429]

22 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ok... which one of you posted this:

 

Bill Superman is one of the more hilarious, unaware, and unhinged posters they have. I love it. 

The funniest part about all of these takes on integrity and doing things the right way is that ATM has, repeatedly, cheated throughout its history. They just signed and destroyed the last and greatest bagman class of all time. They just did this and are reaping their just desserts from it, and yet that is lost on them as they speak indignantly about a guy taking a job for another entity for a better environment and more money - something that happens all over this country everyday. 

[PhillyHorn1 81]

26 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ok... which one of you posted this:

Pulling a punch means it is not suppose to land, or at least hit less an effective, correct? Haven't they been "pulling" punches since 1939?

Edited June 26 by PhillyHorn1

[JesusSweatDuck 18113]

17 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

This is tsunami level of tears

The Brazos right now. I hope Elko doesn't have a pond party planned.

 

[Getafix 29459]

 

 

 

 

ANY other group of people, and I would think this was just satire, and over the top, at that.

But these guys are actually serious.

 

 

 

Question:  What did the narrator say ... ? 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

[NoName 17148]

it would be INCREDIBLE if they got mad at the portal'ers then said they wouldn't take any portal players from their new coaches old school

also, if any fanbase in the universe should understand the portal - it's Texas A&M fans.

[Nivek 17415]

22 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tell me more about the titillation. 

unimpressive.

[cafe society 2903]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Bill Superman is one of the more hilarious, unaware, and unhinged posters they have. I love it. 

The funniest part about all of these takes on integrity and doing things the right way is that ATM has, repeatedly, cheated throughout its history. They just signed and destroyed the last and greatest bagman class of all time. They just did this and are reaping their just desserts from it, and yet that is lost on them as they speak indignantly about a guy taking a job for another entity for a better environment and more money - something that happens all over this country everyday. 

This goes back to forever.  When I was a little kid in the late '60s, my father always said, "The aggies are never any good unless they're cheating.  And they always get caught.  So the next time they have a good team, you know they are going to get in trouble."

[Spindletop 92]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Aggy athletics today 

Or

 

[TheAuditor 1047]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Re: their views on the portal entries:

 

They all threw a series that came down to the final out in Game 3.

I love this logic.  The deal was done before the super regional at least and the staff and players conspired to get them to the CWS, through to the championship series, win the first game and waited until the final out to pull the rug out from under the fans just to fuck with them.   Imagine what that group can do at Texas when they try to win!

[utee94 16088]

39 minutes ago, NoName said:

also, if any fanbase in the universe should understand the portal - it's Texas A&M fans.

Well, they understand the part of the portal where their players are frantically exiting, they just don't get the other part.

[Deej 77832]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Boy, for the Ags, these pics would really burn ... the "Texas Baseball Coaching Staff".

 

 

(Before this pic, Schlossnagle opened the button on his suit ... 😂  😂  😂.)

 

 

Look like guys who just got freed from a POW camp after 3 years. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

 if you're a heterosexual and like women in chaps, then yeah. If you like retards who scream at an opposing coach about a murder-suicide and milkmen prancing around and doing cult hands signals and making weird noises, then he knew the entire time he had to move on quickly. He knew 3 years of weirdos and psychos was enough for him. 

[RomaVicta 30592]

This has to be a record for a press conference at another school.

Yellow = True

Green = False

[Getafix 29459]

 

Lulz.

 

First, the backstory to the Del Conte tweet below/

 

 

 

Del Conte's tweet today ... ☠️  ☠️  ☠️  😂  😂  😂.

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

19 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

aggy are infested with a brain parasite that is a cross between "chosen people" and "exceptionalism"

sometimes the proof is at the very front of their caterwauling....   like the defense of the florida coach hecklers..... "they only paid $20 each for tickets".....  wtf?  that somehow makes sense to aggy as a defense for abhorrent behavior......

and above.... "Jim informed me of his desire to leave Texas A&M"

that's not what he said.  when you are quitting you say "i quit" or "i am resigning" not "i have a desire to quit" or "i want to quit", with the implication being that aggy had agency in his departure, that aggy permission, agreement, alignment, blessing, concurrence, etc., was required for his departure to be "allowed"

[Chef Bezos 106]

Confusing their ineptitude with their morality is an aggy hallmark. Lil ol moral victims gettin snaked by mean ol tayew once again! Why we gotta be so God fearin and nice?

[The Dog 44861]

11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

First, the backstory to the Del Conte tweet below/

 

 

 

Del Conte's tweet today ... ☠️  ☠️  ☠️  😂  😂  😂.

 

 

 

[Scholz 12306]

*All chaps are assless

[derp 845]

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

*All chaps are assless

Some aggies ride horses backward through the brush and require extra protection. That's the only feasible explanation for an alternative type of chap that required ass cover that I can think of.

[Tired Horn 836]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

ANY other group of people, and I would think this was just satire, and over the top, at that.

But these guys are actually serious.

 

 

 

Question:  What did the narrator say ... ? 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

This is classic Aggie bullshit. The cheesy, high morality act combined with a total lack of perspective. It's fucking college baseball, not a war.

Now, go play solider with the Corps and wave your sword indignantly in the general direction of Austin (if you know which direction that is).  

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

Another Looch classic. He had a long story written after Schloss’ press conference on Monday, but he “didn’t have service” at a hotel in Omaha. Yes. Really. He knew all along Schloss was leaving. 
 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Another Looch classic. He had a long story written after Schloss’ press conference on Monday, but he “didn’t have service” at a hotel in Omaha. Yes. Really. He knew all along Schloss was leaving. 
 

Today I learned Omaha is in Vancouver 

[WBT 20979]

Ah yes, Omaha is up there with Vancouver in the lack of internet.

damnit too slow

Edited June 26 by WBT

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

Ol' Rock the good ag or someone might want to check on this guy.  Gone off the deep end.  

[RomaVicta 30592]

Colorado Ag making shit up. I love the picture of the cemetery. Then the joke.

[Getafix 29459]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Bevo14 8468]

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... Jace LaViolette.

Yesterday, @ 11:26 AM.

 

 

 

Turns out he correctly used "apart"

[utee94 16088]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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99.9% chance that the "t-shirt t-sips" who approached our noble ags solely to taunt them, never did this.

 

[Goodman 3283]

If this has been posted then good, can't be posted enough. Brauny level of butthurt around 6:15 is the best, he's livid that his career of being a bitch for texags ruined memories of his wedding..

 

[mdleast 8521]

Man that TexAgs radio segment is delicious! So much butthurt…especially from the baseball analyst dude about halfway into the show who is big time mad…and big time hurt since he had (now departed) members of the baseball staff at his wedding. So I guess they owed him never leaving his beloved aggy

[RomaVicta 30592]

Ah, the genius steps forth in wrath.

Brutus wasn't a traitor, he actually cared about the republic. And he didn't just "fall on a sword" like some luckless freshman in the corps who stumbled into a senior's room to escape homoerotic hazing from the manliest of men. Brutus threw himself on his sword, you fucking idiot.

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It may be A&M’s version of “Et tu, Brute?”

“I think that’s pretty selfish of you to ask that question, to be honest with you,” said Schlossnagle, who wasn’t honest about anything else. “I left my family to be the coach at Texas A&M. I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again. And that hasn’t changed in my mind.”

Yeah, after intentionally misleading the Aggies, Schlossnagle merely changed his mind. That makes everything OK, right?

Technically, Schlossnagle did not lie. He merely implied he wasn’t leaving A&M. False implications don’t count as lies, right? Not in Austin, anyway.

Clad in a blue suit, wearing an orange necktie and standing in front of a Longhorn-logo splattered burnt-orange backdrop in the Frank Denius Family Hall of Fame, Schlossnagle insisted he wasn’t dishonest — not on purpose, anyway.

“I didn’t intentionally mislead (A&M),” Schlossnagle said. “It’s a very fair question for you to ask because that is what I said. In that moment, that’s exactly how I felt.”

He went on to compare his exit from A&M to his departure from TCU three years ago. He expressed love for A&M. He emphasized how he gave his all to A&M to the end.

All after giving A&M the finger.

Of course, the Aggies gave it back.

“If I had left Texas A&M for some other school in a different part of the country, the interesting text messages and messages that I got yesterday probably wouldn’t have happened,” Schlossnagle said. “I get it. You can’t ask for a fan base to support you and be passionate like the 12th Man always has been but really was this year. [classiest fans in the world]

“Our crowds were awesome every single game. You can’t ask for that like I did and our staff did, and then expect everyone to be OK with a coach leaving for its rival school. I get it. I get it.”

He’s gonna get it.

Schlossnagle knows he’ll be a marked man when he returns to Blue Bell Park.

[classiest fans in the world will boo. Olin pretty worked up.]

“It will be an experience for sure,” he said. “The midweek games we got to play this year? Awesome. The regional? Phenomenal. I can’t even imagine what a three-game SEC series will be like.

“I’m sure A&M is going to attract awesome coaches. There are great players there. The fan base, especially Section 203. I’m sure they will have a lot of really interesting things planned.”

Count on that. [What are you suggesting, Olin? What kind of cowardly shit do you imagine?]

Schlossnagle, now and forever, is a villain.

Indeed, having left A&M for Texas, he’s heretofore more despised than Lane Kiffin, Ken Starr, Dan Beebe, DeLoss Dodds and a couple of failed football coaches.

And perhaps detested even more than the other famous traitors.

In a lineup that includes Judas and Brutus, Schlossnagle is at the top of the order.

What a turnip.

Edited June 26 by RomaVicta

[Napoleon 8833]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I can't keep up with all of @Longhornfrenzy's work.  Go to his twitter for more, but will try to share the highlights. I have to admit that Judas SchlossCock made me laugh

GERMAN LESSON #1
So people realize that “Schloss” (or “Schloß” as it’s normally written) just means “Castle”

 

6 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Braden Montgomery's mom seems a little unhinged (since removed), pulled from texags:

 

GERMAN LESSON #2
“Gretchen” is really just German for “Karen”.

[dcar00 14973]

3 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

I love this logic.  The deal was done before the super regional at least and the staff and players conspired to get them to the CWS, through to the championship series, win the first game and waited until the final out to pull the rug out from under the fans just to fuck with them.   Imagine what that group can do at Texas when they try to win!

for sure, the catcher for aggy had to be in on it with Schloss

[Deej 77832]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

First, the backstory to the Del Conte tweet below/

 

 

 

Del Conte's tweet today ... ☠️  ☠️  ☠️  😂  😂  😂.

 

 

The true aggy hall of champions. 

[HtownHorn 15236]

16 minutes ago, Goodman said:

If this has been posted then good, can't be posted enough. Brauny level of butthurt around 6:15 is the best, he's livid that his career of being a bitch for texags ruined memories of his wedding..

 

That's the biggest problem with texaggy. They have to be a part of the story instead of covering the story. You can be a fan our team and still be a fucking journalist. This is why we will always laugh at them, they pretend to be journalists and get butt hurt when a story goes a different direction than they way they had hoped.

[Deej 77832]

With their entire coaching staff and a bunch of their players, when we win it all next year aggy will claim a title. 

[nnm 37908]

51 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

Schloss quit in April. And then somehow TAMU had the most successful May and June in school history, and came within one out of winning it all. Imagine what they could have done if he didn’t quit!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20924]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

With their entire coaching staff and a bunch of their players, when we win it all next year aggy will claim a title. 

They've already put it up on the outside of the baseball stadium.