Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[General Specific 3,507]

Only way today is better is if Schloss says during presser that he was all set to stay but then that reporter asked the question at the presser about it and it pissed him off so much he decided right then and there he had to leave.

I’ve had a moment or two today to process, and hear me out, what if aggy had won the CWS?

If it’s this bad now (which is glorious), it could have been much much worse for the cult. On one hand, we would have to work through them winning a big one, yeah, no more 84 years… on the other hand, the Jim Jones incident would pale in comparison, both literally and figuratively.

I’ll shut up now and take my last sip of Bourbon for the night.

Only way today is better is if Schloss says during presser that he was all set to stay but then that reporter asked the question at the presser about it and it pissed him off so much he decided right then and there he had to leave.

ETA: damnit tapa!

[Spindletop 92]

2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Then there are the heroes.  TexAgs guy who asked the question and what shot down by Schloss is Davy Crockett, defending the Alamo. He will not be forgotten. Looch knew the whole time but didn't say anything because he wanted to let the guys enjoy their national title run. He was close with Schloss, had the scoop, but wanted to let the aggies enjoy their moment. What a guy. So informed, but such a dyed-in-the-wool ag. Another hero.

 

Which one is Gap Kid?

[derp 845]

Front page of cnn.com. Just gonna get dragged everywhere, I guess. Bet the news even makes it into the Farmer's Almanac.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/26/sport/jim-schlossnagle-texas-baseball/index.html

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,926]

[Bodacious Bevo 3,691]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Yeah he’s a traitor, POS and wasn’t fully bought in. Even though he got within 1 out of winning it all and just because he took his dream job with his good buddy as his boss.

Fucking full blown imbeciles. And fan fic liars. Losers.

Yeah it's incredible. This man was a paid psy op, checked out in April, purposely tried to lose games, recruited players off the team, etc, and yet he's still your most successful coach in 85 years!? Like, do they not understand how absolutely pathetic their athletic department would be if that were the case? Inb4 'their program is pathetic!' and I get that, but they're taking it to a whole new level. They honestly believe Schloss was trying to lose and completely tear the program down - and yet he's their best coach in 85 years!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,287]

 

Edited June 27 by Spider2YBanana

[Beau Vine 55,867]

I saw aggy today walking downtown and I couldn't even muster up the gumption to ask him for directions to downtown.

[deft 7,059]

I talked to an aggy today and asked why my premiums keep going up.

[Tired Horn 836]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 

Geez. We hired a baseball coach. These pathetic drama queens make it sound like we betrayed Christ.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,119]

They're so.dumb

[Bevo14 8,468]

39 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're so.dumb

how many of you are fucking West Roxbury's wife and girlfriend?

[Deej 77,838]

5 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 

His dad went to Texas and is embarrassed his son went to A&M.

[Deej 77,838]

4 hours ago, deft said:

I talked to an aggy today and asked why my premiums keep going up.

Because Looch raised his price.

 

[Frank Drebin 5,837]

Does this mean no more directions to the stadium?

[hookemATL 12,287]

9 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Does this mean no more directions to the stadium?

You can always find a location in your Kroger app!  Download now in the App Store!

[DigglerontheHoof 21,552]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're so.dumb

I'll bitch-slap the first aggy who won't give me solid directions.  

[Whitewater Horn 973]

5 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Geez. We hired a baseball coach. These pathetic drama queens make it sound like we betrayed Christ.

And we, alumni and fans, didn’t directly have anything to with it. He chose to part ways with Aggy and come to Texas. Them directing their venom at us is delicious. How long will this incredible Schlossenfreude last?

[Dewey 3,332]

Are we talking couch burning after a loss? If so, hope the couch doesn't fall on them. 

[Horn75 193]

This is fucking sad at this point

Edited June 27 by Horn75

[Chuckie Finster 23,081]

The only reason aggy isn’t the most hated fanbase in all of sports is because they have been too shitty to be relevant.

An entire campus full of the most mentally unwell humans on planet earth.

[Nivek 17,415]

It is who they are. Character revealed again.

[Harvdog 2,417]

So Aggies are going to go fully Philly on us?  Does that include eating cheese steaks, wiping the mess on your stained t-shirt and beating your spouse too?  They are going to throw shit at us and start fights!  All over their coach not wanting to stay at their school?  Makes total sense. I welcome the hate. For shits and giggles, I may get a stuffed collie and drag it behind my truck when I attend a game there.  That will show them!

[LTtxfan 50,006]

Olin butthurt & baylor folks love trashing Texas

Olin Buchanan: The Jim Schlossnagle to Texas Move Had Been in the Work For Several Weeks

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

"Schloßenfreude: The aggy screenshot megathread"

[Longhornlove 5,211]

[GreenspointTexas 9,974]

53 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Olin butthurt & baylor folks love trashing Texas

Olin Buchanan: The Jim Schlossnagle to Texas Move Had Been in the Work For Several Weeks

Saw this rat fuck last night at the James Vanderbeek Varsity Blues screening last night at House of Blues

 

[Whitewater Horn 973]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

So Aggies are going to go fully Philly on us?  Does that include eating cheese steaks, wiping the mess on your stained t-shirt and beating your spouse too?  They are going to throw shit at us and start fights!  All over their coach not wanting to stay at their school?  Makes total sense. I welcome the hate. For shits and giggles, I may get a stuffed collie and drag it behind my truck when I attend a game there.  That will show them!

Maybe they’ll start pushing OUR sweet grandmas down stairs and cussing our innocent little burnt orange clad children. Oh noes, payback is gonna be a bitch! *clutches pearls*

Edited June 27 by Whitewater Horn

[BrazilHorn 6,847]

All this talk about “classy fanbase” and shit is such a joke. 
Buddy of mine’s son played a baseball tournament in Omaha during early part of CWS. He took his 10yo girl and 14yo boy to aggy/gator game and his kids had on Longhorn gear and there were grown men coming up to them screaming “Horns down fuckers” to them and all kinds of crazy shit. 
 

Get so tired of fanbases like Corn and Aggy try to yap about their class. Bunch of shitheads. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

"Act like you've been here before" never lands because none of them ever have

[Tex Pete 21,489]

12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Sure. They were close personal friends who he interviewed and sought stories from. He assumed they were good Ags like himself. All part of the Aggie family. He sends them invitations to his fucking wedding.

And Billy was “good friends” with Coach for 3 years. Yeah, Coach’s reaction to their fans against Portland tells me all I need to know about how he would feel about a grifting greaseball like Loochie. “Friends” is pretty unlikely. 

[SydneyCarton 49,506]

28 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Saw this rat fuck last night at the James Vanderbeek Varsity Blues screening last night at House of Blues

 

I must say, you make some odd choices on what you do with your free time. 

12 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

All this talk about “classy fanbase” and shit is such a joke. 
Buddy of mine’s son played a baseball tournament in Omaha during early part of CWS. He took his 10yo girl and 14yo boy to aggy/gator game and his kids had on Longhorn gear and there were grown men coming up to them screaming “Horns down fuckers” to them and all kinds of crazy shit. 
 

Get so tired of fanbases like Corn and Aggy try to yap about their class. Bunch of shitheads. 

Much like listening to a contractor who won't stop volunteering to you that he's a child of christ, and follows God's law, any time some fuckward goes out of his way to inform you just how classy and respectful they are, you can rest easy knowing they're all completely full of shit and likely amoral sociopaths. 

[Tex Pete 21,489]

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I had to explain to an aggy grad last night that we most certainly did not fire Pierce on Monday and that our AD did not make any sort of statement on it until after others brought it into light. 

[Tex Pete 21,489]

8 hours ago, deft said:

I talked to an aggy today and asked why my premiums keep going up.

That reminds me: I need to call my aggy insurance agent. 

[Horn75 193]

Do those dumb fucks know they can get harassment charges if Schloss took that into legal matters?

Edited June 27 by Horn75

[vtaenz 603]

7 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Do those dumb fucks know they can get harassment charges if Schloss took that into legal matters?

no, of course not

[Gordon Shumway 526]

11 hours ago, statsman said:

https://www.wsj.com/sports/baseball/jim-schlossnagle-texas-texas-am-college-world-series-c70c5387?st=h94po2wzm8pvbeq&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink

Great article. 

The Wall Street Journal's definition of Aggy

"That would’ve been devastating enough for a famously unstable fan base that already believes the school’s entire athletics operation is under the influence of an unbreakable curse."

[BurntEyes 6,318]

9 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Great article. 

The Wall Street Journal's definition of Aggy

"That would’ve been devastating enough for a famously unstable fan base that already believes the school’s entire athletics operation is under the influence of an unbreakable curse."

It's absolutely clear that LSU has already picked up on their insanity. Pig was already familiar, as was the rest of the SWC/Big 12. They're going to be very well known for their oddity and freakishness across the country soon enough.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

Aggy had to know this was coming when Bjork left. The writing was on the wall. Alberts cost cutting measures just sealed the deal.

It's either a stepping stone place for younger coaches or a lucrative retirement gig for coaches that the sports has passed them by.

They will always have to overpay and over spend. They figured that out and adjusted their enrollment accordingly years ago.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

It's absolutely clear that LSU has already picked up on their insanity. Pig was already familiar, as was the rest of the SWC/Big 12. They're going to be very well known for their oddity and freakishness across the country soon enough.

Yep.  On SECrant, I was surprised as to how many of these two fanbases were taking our side and dragging aggy through the mud.

[Navin R. Johnson 896]

The trev Alberts hire might be worse than the Jimbo hire 

[Hagbard Celine 11,256]

On 6/26/2024 at 12:03 AM, linux said:

This was the tweet about the George Strait concert 9 days ago, Chris Park was one of the people fired months ago by Trev Alberts in their downsizing after the Jimbo

the stupid fuckers can't even use google: <largest concerts>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-attended_concerts

[RomaVicta 30,597]

* You never hit anybody in the mouth because you are all mouth yourself. I know, I know: you hadn't trained for the altitude or you would kick everybody's ass. 

Edited June 27 by RomaVicta

[pearlandhorn 3,343]

55 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And Billy was “good friends” with Coach for 3 years. Yeah, Coach’s reaction to their fans against Portland tells me all I need to know about how he would feel about a grifting greaseball like Loochie. “Friends” is pretty unlikely. 

What exactly happened in the Portland game?  I saw the clip but don't know the backstory.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

You could have saved yourself a lot of typing by just posting “I’m gay.”

It’s ok. No one here is going to give you a hard time about that. Now, coming out as a euro soccer fan? 
 

Your homophobia would fit in much better on texags.

[BrazilHorn 6,847]

14 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

The trev Alberts hire might be worse than the Jimbo hire 

He is their “Steve Patterson”

Look for Rocket-Man to be on sidelines of Kyle Field

[Nivek 17,415]

14 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

The trev Alberts hire might be worse than the Jimbo hire 

Just because he failed everywhere he went, doesn't mean he is the worst.  

[Hank Chinaski 6,361]

[Mr. Drummond 2,244]

11 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

The trev Alberts hire might be worse than the Jimbo hire 

Alberts is an asshole, sure.    But his cost cutting actions are just a symptom of the real problem.     The problem is John Sharp and his childish red-ass attitude the permeates the university that gave them the Jimbo contract and all the other well known fuck ups.      Until he and his ilk are rooted out of the university, it will be the same.

[RomaVicta 30,597]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Olin butthurt & baylor folks love trashing Texas

Olin Buchanan: The Jim Schlossnagle to Texas Move Had Been in the Work For Several Weeks

Listen to this just for Olin's first syllables in his debut as a radio guest outside of Texags.

From 0:22 (silence to gather his formidable thoughts) Ummmm gosh uh I thought uh Iya Iya Iya I think that uh...tha- uh Jim Schlossnagle becomes the uh Texas A&M's version of... Judas! Um Brutus! Um Judas, Brutas and Schoss: They're like three of a kind....Um...Ack!...Ya know!..It's one thing......

26 seconds of riveting radio brought to you by a regard's regard. Seriously, it's gold.

Edited June 27 by RomaVicta

[RomaVicta 30,597]

1 hour ago, Horn75 said:

Do those dumb fucks know they can get harassment charges if Schloss took that into legal matters?

 

1 hour ago, vtaenz said:

no, of course not

They would call him an unmanly coward for thinking of suing. The would do so with their inborn (inbred?) irony deafness.

Quote

It's absolutely clear that LSU has already picked up on their insanity. Pig was already familiar, as was the rest of the SWC/Big 12. They're going to be very well known for their oddity and freakishness across the country soon enough.

And Aggies are sure it will endear them to the world once they are simply understood for how normal and decent and honorable they are.

Edited June 27 by RomaVicta