Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Tex Pete 21489]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Your homophobia would fit in much better on texags.

I wasn't being homophobic. I was slamming soccer fans. But carry on.

[RomaVicta 30597]

14 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

This story in the Sopranos leads to one of my favorite lines. This very tough orthodox Jew takes beating after beating refusing to yield up his share in his in-law's business. Tony eventually comes and asks how and why the guy holds out.

"Almost 2,000 years ago, my people held out in the Massada against a Roman legion. They held out to the death. We're still here. Where are the Romans now?"

Tony leans in, "You're looking at 'em, asshole." And boom begins another beating.

[Frank Drebin 5837]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This story in the Sopranos leads to one of my favorite lines. This very tough orthodox Jew takes beating after beating refusing to yield up his share in his in-law's business. Tony eventually comes and asks how and why the guy holds out.

"Almost 2,000 years ago, my people held out in the Massada against a Roman legion. They held out to the death. We're still here. Where are the Romans now?"

Tony leans in, "You're looking at 'em, asshole." And boom begins another beating.

Paulie wanted to put that Hebrew to work.  Said he was a bull.  Great episode.

Also love the interaction with Tony and dude's father in law (formerly, Morrie in Goodfellas)

• Mr. Teittleman : As the Talmud says...

  Tony Soprano : [assaults him]  I don't give a shit what he says!

[Hank Chinaski 6361]

12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This story in the Sopranos leads to one of my favorite lines. This very tough orthodox Jew takes beating after beating refusing to yield up his share in his in-law's business. Tony eventually comes and asks how and why the guy holds out.

"Almost 2,000 years ago, my people held out in the Massada against a Roman legion. They held out to the death. We're still here. Where are the Romans now?"

Tony leans in, "You're looking at 'em, asshole." And boom begins another beating.

I also loved:

"Paulie, if we don't kill this prick, we should put him to work.”

Edited June 27 by Hank Chinaski

[Js1 87186]

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I wasn't being homophobic. I was slamming soccer fans. But carry on.

[JesusSweatDuck 18117]

45 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

What exactly happened in the Portland game?  I saw the clip but don't know the backstory.

aggy fans were yelling at aggy players in the dugout because they were losing.  Not sure exactly what they said, but it pissed Schloss off.

[Tex Long 4665]

Ultimately, it would not be news that your little brother stuffed beans up his nose - again. 

It's news because a) it was a fifty-pound bag of beans, and b) he's forty years old.

 

[Codaxx 6255]

not sure if this has been posted here, but I'll add it jus tin case

 

 

[RomaVicta 30597]

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

not sure if this has been posted here, but I'll add it jus tin case

 

 

Thanks for finding that. I've been posting a written article of the quotes. His disposition is pretty clear.

What have I got myself into?

[Pato del Muerto 53510]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

must say, you make some odd choices on what you do with your free time. 

You don’t want his life?

[RomaVicta 30597]

Fabulous idea. Somebody send a telegram to the coaches!

[JesusSweatDuck 18117]

 

[SydneyCarton 49505]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the stupid fuckers can't even use google: <largest concerts>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-attended_concerts

You criticize their googling, but I'm going to criticize your reading comprehension. The tweet says "largest concert in american history" which, when you click on the link you provided, corroborates that fact. It was the biggest concert in US history. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18117]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You criticize their googling, but I'm going to criticize your reading comprehension. The tweet says "largest concert in american history" which, when you click on the link you provided, corroborates that fact. It was the biggest concert in US history. 

Granted it was part of the tour and it was a much smaller stadium back then, the Eagles played in DKR back in 1995. So aggy is just doing something we already did 30 years ago.

[Chopper 17432]

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

"I looked at their media. Zero talk!!!"

[RomaVicta 30597]

So do dickheads.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Who the fuck is Vasco Rossi?

[Wishbone 4958]

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

It is who they are. Character revealed again.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

5 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Who the fuck is Vasco Rossi?

Long Island hawk tuah

[SimkinsMan 4555]

5 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Who the fuck is Vasco Rossi?

Super popular Italian singer. Here's one of his most famous songs. 

 

[Frank Drebin 5837]

I bet he will want to send his kids to A&M 

 

 

[Hornlover 8945]

I'm guessing that 90% of the morons throwing hissy fits on TexAgs never once watched Aggy baseball prior to this CWS.

[Nivek 17415]

Thise rubes will buy anything.

[texifornia 59017]

25 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I bet he will want to send his kids to A&M 

 

 

UF is an agricultural school and FSU is a bunch of liberals is... a unique framing of that specific rivalry.

Edited June 27 by texifornia

[MAUFRAIS 6740]

I actually would’ve guessed opposite but I know nothing about Florida.

[DixonHur 11960]

Isn't it already?

Edited June 27 by DixonHur

[Pato del Muerto 53510]

If not, he’s the first aggy to set attainable goals. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20926]

This entire page of TexAg Aggie tears was almost too much for me:

https://texags.com/s/60230/white-there-was-just-no-relationship-with-schlossnagle-during-time-at-tcu

 

[nnm 37908]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Isn't it already?

Will be when the tacklebox collapses like bonfire. 

[statsman 5693]

So, Mick Haley was the volleyball coach when I was in school. He really built the program, winning the conference regularly, and the NCAA once. After 17 years, he left to coach the national team. After a few years of that, he returned to college coaching, but at USC! Not Texas! Where he won a few more NcAA championships. 
 
If I were to meet the guy, I’d gladly shake his hand, wish him well and thank him for what he did for my school. 
 
Is there something wrong with me?

[campcrunk 2551]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

UF is an agricultural school and FSU is a bunch of liberals is... a unique framing of that specific rivalry.

It’s almost like the person who wrote this has never been to Gainesville or Tallahassee. I’m thinking they probably spend a lot of time in Bryan/College Station - which seems strange for a UF alum

[Harvdog 2417]

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This entire page of TexAg Aggie tears was almost too much for me:

https://texags.com/s/60230/white-there-was-just-no-relationship-with-schlossnagle-during-time-at-tcu

 

I am amazed they are mad that the emotional, non-relatable, control freak of a coach left.  According to this idiot, he’s not a likable person, the players don’t like him and he’s only looking for his next adventure.  Seems like we did the Aggies a solid. I think a little bit of gratitude is in order. 

[Scholz 12309]

59 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I bet he will want to send his kids to A&M 

aggys are simply not intelligent enough to be dishonest 

[Deej 77837]

37 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This entire page of TexAg Aggie tears was almost too much for me:

https://texags.com/s/60230/white-there-was-just-no-relationship-with-schlossnagle-during-time-at-tcu

 

"turncoat coach" 

Classy as always.

Edited June 27 by Deej

[WBT 20980]

Aggies2009 is entering the danger zone

[DixonHur 11960]

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

UF is an agricultural school and FSU is a bunch of liberals is... a unique framing of that specific rivalry.

I see his point...

University of Florida vs Aggy

  

FSU vs Texas

 

 

Edited June 27 by DixonHur

[RomaVicta 30597]

42 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This entire page of TexAg Aggie tears was almost too much for me:

https://texags.com/s/60230/white-there-was-just-no-relationship-with-schlossnagle-during-time-at-tcu

 

There seem to be a lot of players on the A&M team that seemed to be Aggies because Schlossnagle was there. He's gone. They're gone. Maybe they liked winning more than blaming other people for losing.

Father figure/bond? You sound kinda needy, bro. You need that Aggie family and crutch to get you through the hard times that everybody else calls life. You know your cornball audience.

Now, fuck off.

[Chuckie Finster 23081]

35 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I see his point...

University of Florida vs Aggy

  

FSU vs Texas

 

 

Only 27% of aggy identifying as conservative has me questioning this entire dataset.

[texifornia 59017]

36 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I see his point...

University of Florida vs Aggy

  

FSU vs Texas

 

 

So A&M is 27% conservative, 37% moderate, and 24% liberal

UF is 17% conservative, 33% moderate, and 39% liberal (with the largest Very Liberal grouping of the four schools)

FSU is 14% conservative, 35% moderate, and 37% liberal

Texas is 7% conservative, 30% moderate, and 46% liberal.

UF and FSU are pretty much the same thing, in between the polarity of the two Texas schools. Hardly "UF is a good old ag school like you salt of the earth Texum Aggies!"

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Only 27% of aggy identifying as conservative has me questioning this entire dataset.

Damn 2(4)%ers!

[HtownHorn 15235]

Boomer White is still sour that his #4 national seeded aggy team lost to Schloss's unranked TCU team in their home super regional in 2016.

[Bevo14 8468]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I bet he will want to send his kids to A&M 

 

 

Sounds like a dude that is going to get directions to the stadium. 

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

If we say, lost Sark to OU at the end of last year, we would have been so pissed… at CDC, and we would have organized a very succinct internally focused firing squad. 

They lose their manager to us and they’re out there firing shotguns at raccoons in the middle of the night.  They are incapable of thought. 

[Scholz 12309]

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

They are incapable of thought. 

They have to externalize all failures. IT’s psychology 101. They can’t accept that their AD is a dipshit, their culture and fans are super weird or their town is a shithole so it must be the coach’s and evil tu’s fault.

[SamMan 1500]

Those bitches are coping so hard. There was one thread where some dumbfuck was losing his shit because Schloss used notecards at the presser. I don’t have time to find the thread right now, but I’m sure it is buried by a thousand other whiny, pathetic screeds.

There was another good one where the guy claimed that he was embarrassed and felt bad for Tennessee because Schloss’ throwing of the championship series “cheapened” their accomplishment…more so than insinuating the only way the Vols could win is if the aggies threw the game, I assume.

[Rimbo 27031]

On 6/26/2024 at 6:57 AM, BigHornedLurker said:

What these gonads don't realize is they've created this beast that Texas is evil for the last hundred years. 

What's changed is CDC is the first AD we've had that is leaning into it instead of trying to convince people Texas is the good guy. 

So yes, all the things he's doing are to destroy the competition and lift up his Athletic Department. Thats his fucking job. That means we gutted Bama's Football staff so hard Saban finally said fuck it. That means we gutted one our rivals Baseball teams so bad its going to be a complete rebuild for them right before we walk into the SEC. 

Get to close to the sun , and we're going to shoot you out of the fucking sky. 

Texas A&M has flash money, and to be sure more than most. But they've blown their wad on Jimbo Fisher leaving them vulnerable, and we are going to make them pay dearly for it. 

OU and Piggy and the rest of the SEC better hope they don't end up with something we want too, CDC is going to find upgrades that have the largest impact on crushing his opponents and lifting his team. 

When ctj first called him "Crystal Conte," he was thinking like

But what "Crystal Conte" really means is

[HtownHorn 15235]

6 minutes ago, SamMan said:

There was another good one where the guy claimed that he was embarrassed and felt bad for Tennessee because Schloss’ throwing of the championship series “cheapened” their accomplishment…more so than insinuating the only way the Vols could win is if the aggies threw the game, I assume.

I mean they won game 1 and had a lead going into the 7th inning of game 2. If he was throwing the series, I don't think he realized it until he needed 9 outs to win the title.

Edited June 27 by HtownHorn

[Zhorn96 1835]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Aggies2009 is entering the danger zone

I smell the stench of a banhammer coming.  Aggies2009 is GONE

[Newy25 7916]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

I hate to give an Aggie credit but he is right. This Kyle guy makes Randolph Duke look normal with his obsession about A&M. It smacks of insecurity for whoever the fuck this Kyle guy is and it’s a bad look. 

[HtownHorn 15235]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I hate to give an Aggie credit but he is right. This Kyle guy makes Randolph Duke look normal with his obsession about A&M. It smacks of insecurity for whoever the fuck this Kyle guy is and it’s a bad look. 

[Newy25 7916]

The best part about being Texas is the complete indifference we can show those guys. The Kyle’s of the world on social media don’t act like the big brother that can take away your baseball coach and staff because we feel like it. He acts like an Aggie himself. It’s gross.