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4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Show me a whinier group bitches anywhere. I dare you.

Dude, I should stsrt a YouTube channel just called Aggie Unhinged, and I bet I could get it going pretty quickly with all that TexAgs gold. Just on Schlossnagle alone right now, my ad revenue would allow me to quit my job. 

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4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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My god. They have one magical season and they truly they're "top tier" and can get whomever they want. It's not like, uh, they've been some successful program or anything. CWS is a new fangled concept for then to grasp. It's like the wheel being invented a hundred years ago, so aggy buys a bike and demands a Lambo since his bike got stolen. 

 

Yikes. Whomever takes that job is in for a rude awakening. At least ours was their dream school, he's successful, and we're a blue blood. But they truly believe they're successful without Schloss, even though history proved otherwise. Their distorted reality sure is something to behold. 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm still convinced no one on texags is over 14. 

Acting like absolute children is their second-oldest tradition, IIRC. 

They clearly don’t remember that their shitpile university is broke from the last time they held their breaths until they made a splash hire and then gave him a fucktarded extension with no buyout. 

“Let’s do something completely irrational no matter how much it costs us!”

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He's a really good coach, but apparently runs his program like a medieval monastery - that only works at a small program where you have total control.

He will be the most elite of the elite is aggy hires him, and they will let everyone know that only the power of aggy could pull him away from DBU. He may be really good, but he's not a top ten coach like they were all crowing about getting. 

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16 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The KKL of aggy baseball 

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I really feel for the mom, you know that she's still grieving about her son's injury. It was horrible but to imply that they sent him home to get hurt intentionally is insane.

 

Also, didn't he transfer from Stanford and do basically the same thing to them to come to aggy? Seems a bit hypocritical to bitch about a coach doing the same thing. He got his bag from aggy.

 

The complaint about the Georgia pitcher cheating is just weird in this context. What was Schloss supposed to do about another team cheating?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That duroc poster is 84+ years old and he’s admonishing the board for not being good, supportive and loyal ags, doing whatever the school and AD demands. I really hope that isn’t a dying breed. We need many more just like him. 

Reminds me of this scene from the Chernobyl series 

Can anyone dub this to fit the current aggie context?

 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

He will be the most elite of the elite is aggy hires him, and they will let everyone know that only the power of aggy could pull him away from DBU. He may be really good, but he's not a top ten coach like they were all crowing about getting. 

They'll beat the "integrity" horse to death if  Heefner is the next aggy baseball coach...

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Acting like absolute children is their second-oldest tradition, IIRC. 

They clearly don’t remember that their shitpile university is broke from the last time they held their breaths until they made a splash hire and then gave him a fucktarded extension with no buyout. 

“Let’s do something completely irrational no matter how much it costs us!”

They do hold that the volume of their yelling and lack of waver to their faith in all things Aggie are the real ingredients to winning.

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Fighting stopped in Ukraine. Debate ceased in the British Parliament. The US called a national holiday. China stopped doing Chinese things. Why?

They were all making time to discuss the most successful baseball season in Texas A&M history where they won neither a conference or national championship! 

Qatar was going to stop studying US nuclear secrets for a whole week to talk about it.

But tu messed that all up. They're bullies and not nice like aggies who keep the gloves on and always saw the sips as friends and brothers!

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Fighting stopped in Ukraine. Debate ceased in the British Parliament. The US called a national holiday. China stopped doing Chinese things. Why?

They were all making time to discuss the most successful baseball season in Texas A&M history where they won neither a conference or national championship! 

Qatar was going to stop studying US nuclear secrets for a whole week to talk about it.

But tu messed that all up. They're bullies and not nice like aggies who keep the gloves on and always saw the sips as friends and brothers!

Meth-laced Listeria is a helluva drug.

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Well, he got it half right. They are absolutely steeped in hollow, fabricated traditions, like bubble guns. In fact, their cultish adherence to these jejune traditions is what drove away the most successful coach they’ve ever had. 
 

As for the success part, they won 2 CWS games and averaged less than one appearance per decade for over 75 years before Schloss got there. That puts them right around the median for D1 programs and when you consider only warm weather states are even good at baseball, they’re easily bottom quartile for those schools.
 

But leave it to Texas A&M to fall short of mediocrity yet paint it as exceptionalism. They’ve been doing it for over 150 years now. 

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8 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

 

 

 

 

He walked it back and said he doesn't have any proof?   Well, that is certainly surprising.

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It's just so incredible, they're comparing their two different options on how to release the details that the original liar has already admitted didn't actually happen.

They're giddy with excitement over whether they should release the non-existent details slowly, in an effort to harm Schloss and Texas as strategically as possible, or just expose all of the non-existent details in one big bang of a court trial.  How they're going to get a non-existent case with zero factual details into the courts, is left to us, the readers, to ponder over in delighted satisfaction.

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I really feel for the mom, you know that she's still grieving about her son's injury. It was horrible but to imply that they sent him home to get hurt intentionally is insane.

 

Also, didn't he transfer from Stanford and do basically the same thing to them to come to aggy? Seems a bit hypocritical to bitch about a coach doing the same thing. He got his bag from aggy.

Yes, but Braden transferred from Stanford to A&M for the academics!

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