Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Park Gothic 4896]

[MuellerHorn 4051]

50 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Ah, yes. Texas, which won a conference title and made the CFP last year is in "a state of disarray." And the athletic department that has won three of the past four Directors' Cup titles is "having trouble finding its identity slowing fading from relevance across the state and abeit the nation."

Fuckin' aggy.

[Scholz 11896]

Nope not weird psychos at all!

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

aggy Reddit posters are dumber than aggy SEC Rant posters. That one I did see coming. 

[Wishbone 4723]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"As has been revealed over the past few days, Schloss doesn't care about his players"

DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE SAME FUCKING INTERVIEW SHE IS REFERENCING:

 

 

Schloss must have let him know he shouldn’t count on coming to Texas.

[Longhornfrenzy 5498]

[Hank_Hill 17898]

Lol “we have to pay the fuck out of them to get them to stay but they WANT TO BE HERE”

[Redneck Mutha 7867]

NIL IS RUINING THE SPORT!!!11!!

[ousux 5566]

Is Jimbo offering them a payday loan? 

He's holding the title for Pyle Field.

[Rimbo 25248]

it's beautiful and the replies are on point

[msucolt45 3978]

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Looch is about to demand a fight out in the TexAgs parking lot after this son of a bitch stopped drinking from the titty

[Longhornfrenzy 5498]

[deft 6749]

it's beautiful and the replies are on point

This is “aggy is the iPhone” part deux

[Beau Vine 53733]

[Chuckie Finster 22342]

“MLB interest” is my favorite tidbit. He will never be asked to elaborate on that claim when it obviously turns out to be bullshit, but he’ll keep repeating it because it makes them feel warm and fuzzy.

[Beau Vine 53733]

I guarantee "MLB interest" = Cliff Pennington, who's now DBU's recruiting coordinator.

 

[RomaVicta 29589]

7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

I did him favors including:

• Relaying game times.
• Telling people to get to the games on time.
• Giving him a kidney.
• Reporting about the team.
• Inviting him to my wedding because of all friendship indicated above between an internet reporter and an assistant coach.

He scarfed up all the popcorn shrimp and little sausages in bbq sauce at the reception, and he never called me Brauny. 

 

[bad_teammate 13022]

Does pulling a home run hire "behind the scenes" involve people being secretive and even mildly dishonest in terms of not disclosing interest and conversations and interviews and negotiations? SURELY NOT THE HONORABLE AGS!!!!!!!

[Dewey 3273]

More on Dave Roberts, as it stands right now, it's between managing the Dodgers and his deep respect for the 12th man. I'm being told he his torn. Before you scoff and say no way, remember,  this is an AD with something to prove and I'm being told money is not an issue, if we have to, the university is willing to sell off Hitlers gold and other artifacts. More on Roberts later.

As for the DBU coach, he was never ever a potential hire, so any reports of Albert's interviewing him and he turning the job down are false. 

Again, this is a huge opening in the baseball world and the world is watching.

Switching over to the investigation, I'm being told the ncaa has asked theFBI to step in (due to burner phones and currency crossing state lines). At this point it doesn't look like tu will have to dismantle their athletic program, but don't sleep on the fed not seeing the 12th man disrespected in this manner. General Pattons words still ring throughout Washington. 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

[bad_teammate 13022]

If you sniff enough jocks, Brauny, you eventually smell the wrong end of it.

[RomaVicta 29589]

You're dreaming if you think anybody is still thinking about it today, sport, but Howdy!

_____________

Oh, Olin. Thanks for this erudition:

Two out of the last three years, you got to the MCWS under Schloss. Good start, Olin. Accurate. Obvious but accurate.

1 A&M with facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and all the other shit they say they have can make a good coach elite. Okay, let's see you prove this, buddy.

2 Schlossnagle never made the Finals prior to coming to A&M. Therefore, being at A&M actually made the coach better rather than vice versa. We're deep into the premise. What follows will show that the Aggies are regulars in the finals, and it's just plug and play with all them fine facilities. Lay it out for me, Olin.

3 A&M reached the college world series 2 times and almost, so very close, 2 other times in the prior 10 years. Well, there it is. Olin proves his point-- wait. A&M supposedly got Schloss to the finals? Olin must be leaving out a bunch of A&M history where they make the finals and maybe even win a couple of times. Let's go to wiki:

Olin, you fast-drivin' baby, you listed four of the only eight appearances in more than 70 years. It was all futility until Schlossnagle showed up. Don't you think it's just possible maybe he raised A&M? Even a Judas or a clumsy Brutus can be a fabulous coach, ya know.

Here's your award for brilliant argument.

Pretty good likeness!

Edited June 29 by RomaVicta

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

6 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Those butthurt goobers can make a coach waiting until the season was over to move on to another opportunity sound like Cold War era international intrigue, rife with double agents, complicated and secretive planning, traitors and betrayal. A coach who never attended that school took another job. He was never one of them.  Also, where was all of the outrage about the this pathetic man of low character whole they were enjoying that historic run? 

But but but that's different, don't you see?

[Longhornfrenzy 5498]

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

So...why didn't Chstnutt enter the portal if it were so bad? He had plenty of time before he got ready to defend his hot dog eating championship. 

[RomaVicta 29589]

59 minutes ago, Dewey said:

More on Dave Roberts, as it stands right now, it's between managing the Dodgers and his deep respect for the 12th man. I'm being told he his torn. Before you scoff and say no way, remember,  this is an AD with something to prove and I'm being told money is not an issue, if we have to, the university is willing to sell off Hitlers gold and other artifacts. More on Roberts later.

As for the DBU coach, he was never ever a potential hire, so any reports of Albert's interviewing him and he turning the job down are false. 

Again, this is a huge opening in the baseball world and the world is watching.

Switching over to the investigation, I'm being told the ncaa has asked theFBI to step in (due to burner phones and currency crossing state lines). At this point it doesn't look like tu will have to dismantle their athletic program, but don't sleep on the fed not seeing the 12th man disrespected in this manner. General Pattons words still ring throughout Washington. 

 

Edited June 29 by RomaVicta

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

6 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Evidently he has never heard of a condom. 9 kids?😁

Whats even more impressive is that his husband had them. 

NTTAWWT

[Hank_Hill 17898]

Where’s this beating in the media we’re taking? Outside of Texags.

[RomaVicta 29589]

Irony deafness is never amusing.

Thanks for this, William:

Sooo, they were all leaving because a coach left. Now, some may stay if you retain a coach. They just love A&M, I guess. Just throw in some precious NIL money from your limited budget, and you have proof positive that these guys are true Ags! See you at muster!

William, you better not let your mother upstairs catch you peddling the same lies about coach searches. No more eggplant lasagna.

 

The world is watching and pulling for the fearless on every front guys.

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20304]

My only regret regarding the Schlossnagel thing is that 13-0 Branding Iron isn't alive to see it. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

This is the reason no one wants that job. They don't want to deal with the insane people 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52114]

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

My only regret regarding the Schlossnagel thing is that 13-0 Branding Iron isn't alive to see it. 

Akita probably is though. 

[Deej 76218]

7 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

absolute childish, ass hurt response.  grow the fuck up! 

He was asking me to do the job I should be doing. 

[Tex Pete 20086]

8 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Oh, Lord! Mama is gonna protect her little boy. 

How did a team of pussies make such a deep run? Guess it’s no surprise that the Beta males are the ones staying behind. The “true Ags.” 
 

I’d be irate that my mommy felt the need to speak up publicly. “Mom…shut up! You’re showing the world I’m a bitch!” Little boys can’t stand up for themselves and need Mommy to step in. I would never hire one of these pussies, given an opportunity. 

[Chuckie Finster 22342]

I’ve seen coaches literally kill kids and not have former player parents get this mad. Genuinely, this reaction is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever witnessed.
Boo hoo, this coach led all of your children to the greatest athletic achievement of any of their lives but was sometimes kinda mean to them. Give me a break.
I’d be mortified if I was any of these players, but instead they’re all just emboldened by the most pathetic fanbase in college sports.
Disgraceful.

[Redneck Mutha 7867]

Vitello O'Connor Sullivan Skip Vaughn Hefner Heefner Earley will lead THESE GOOD AGS WHO SHUNNED THE TSIPS AND WHO ARE OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER AND NEWLY RICH FROM BIG NIL to the promised land WHOOP!!

[RomaVicta 29589]

If someone can find the thread where the Aggies are sure we'll end up with an assistant or up and comer because we're just not elite anymore, I would be grateful. 

 

Top of Texags Baseball board:

If they announce Earley, I'm sure we'll get posts of how much better he is than one of the unnamed prominent MLB managers interested in the job.

I'm guessing Buzz's assistants are getting excited.

[Tex Pete 20086]

26 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I’ve seen coaches literally kill kids and not have former player parents get this mad. Genuinely, this reaction is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever witnessed.
Boo hoo, this coach led all of your children to the greatest athletic achievement of any of their lives but was sometimes kinda mean to them. Give me a break.
I’d be mortified if I was any of these players, but instead they’re all just emboldened by the most pathetic fanbase in college sports.
Disgraceful.

When I played HS football, we would occasionally beat the fuck out of players who messed up and made the rest of us run or whatever for punishment. Not saying that’s how it should be, but competitive athletics aren’t for the faint of heart. Mommy whining about a coach being a dick is little league bullshit. 

[ousux 5566]

it's beautiful and the replies are on point

You aren't kidding, every single reply is absolute perfection, and I just wasted a lot of time going pretty far down..

[ousux 5566]

Oh, and Heefner was the one doing the reaching out to aggy, not the other way round. Umm..sure

[campcrunk 2259]

Wait, isn’t Earley under contract with us? He’s clearly actively sabotaging us behind the scenes!!1 SOMEONE CALL THE FBI![screeching noises]

Edited June 29 by campcrunk

[WBT 20278]

7 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Wait, isn’t Earley under contract with us? He’s clearly actively sabotaging us behind the scenes!!1 SOMEONE CALL THE FBI![screeching noises]

probably still has that burner phone

[Acropora 856]

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I guarantee "MLB interest" = Cliff Pennington, who's now DBU's recruiting coordinator.

 

I mean, that's a good thought... Or maybe, just maybe, he's completely making up interest from fake people.  Just like the have fake army credentials, they also have fake journalist credentials.  

Aggy as a collective is blissfully stupid and able to create entire false narratives which the masses will parrot because it fits how they want to perceive the world and their place in it.  It's a desperate narcissism born of incredible insecurity.   

 

[Frank Drebin 5361]

11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Where’s this beating in the media we’re taking? Outside of Texags.

Gig ‘Em Gazette is running its presses overtime.   

[EZ$ 2097]

So either mean ol Schloss or King Looch is lying about the big extension being on the table….just trying to think who has the longer history of presenting “facts” that confirm to the narrative for just a meager $9.95/mth??

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This is the reason no one wants that job. They don't want to deal with the insane people 

 

Best fans in the world!

[nnm 35669]

12 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Where’s this beating in the media we’re taking? Outside of Texags.

This is exactly what I’ve been wondering. Has a single national media outlet criticized UT, Schloss, or CDC?  Everything I’ve seen is complimentary of all three. 

[Whitewater Horn 963]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

This is exactly what I’ve been wondering. Has a single national media outlet criticized UT, Schloss, or CDC?  Everything I’ve seen is complimentary of all three. 

Texas takes an alleged beating in the media. *crickets*
 

Aggy takes an actual beating from Texas. *much cry*
 

Advantage aggy. 

[Hermanator 6693]

21 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Evidently he has never heard of a condom. 9 kids?😁

This is why America is crumbling. These are the idiots having tons of kids and have been for the last 60 years