Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 30497]

Checked at Texags not really expecting anything new enough to post. Wrong again.

The Early Crisis and what it means for Texas' and Schloss' tarnished reputations.

Just how much of a victory is it to persuade an assistant to be head coach? Evidently pretty big and difficult to attain.

It would lessen the deflating and crumbling should Earley do so!

It took me a moment to get that one. He's talking about Texas offering to take care of A&M. We see what happens when they wander away from that helping hand. Too bad, it will never be extended again.

Edited June 30 by RomaVicta

[texifornia 58775]

Holy shit, they'd be getting a career assistant as HC after a CWS final run. That's so sad. How do they think this is awesome?

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit, they'd be getting a career assistant as HC after a CWS final run. That's so sad. How do they think this is awesome?

B/c by saying "yes" to the aggy job, in their mind he's saying "no" to Texas.  All they care about is the perceived slight to the Horns. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22946]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

How do they think this is awesome?

This guy will tell you

 

[BigHornedLurker 2107]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit, they'd be getting a career assistant as HC after a CWS final run. That's so sad. How do they think this is awesome?

Because their Hall of Champions is a very large, very empty echo chamber 

I think A&M is hiring down knowing they are in bad financial straights, and paying off some debts to give it another go in 2030 

Way too much spin on all the things , and of course the cult will fall in line for a few years because they get angry again. 

Edited June 30 by BigHornedLurker

[utee94 16065]

More ag chatter on the "tarnished reputation" that is only visible to the most secluded of ags.

Those yahoos not only think their message board parroting represent the views of all ags, but they think it represents the views of all sports fans.

But I had several conversations with real-world non-message-board ags at work throughout the week.  Mostly engineers and mostly sane people.  They're disappointed Schloss left, and especially for UT. They're concerned about who their next coach will be but hoping they can land a good one.  They're not talking-- at all-- about some "tarnishing" that occurred during the move.  They know they stole Schloss from TCU in the exact same way.

As for regional and national news-- nobody outside of College Station is talking about "tarnishing" at all, and the story only lasted maybe a day, anyway.  The slant to pretty much ALL of the non-ag-written stories was, Texas dunked on little  brother, and it's going to make the rivalry more intense.  That's all, seeya in November when there's more to report.

Message board ags have got to be the dumbest people on the planet.

[Armybrat 41314]

7 hours ago, Horndog said:

There were incidents and accidents. There were hints and allegations.

And lions and tigers and Collie dogs!

Oh my!

[Hank Kingsley 21598]

Over/under 1 hour until we get the Looch "I'm getting texts from coaches around the country from HS to the Majors saying this was a homerun hire and there's not a better guy to lead a program" spin. 

[Tex Long 4613]

8 hours ago, Horndog said:

There were incidents and accidents. There were hints and allegations.

I can call you aggy,

and aggy, when you call me

you can call me Daddy.

 

[Post Oak 20550]

38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This guy will tell you

 

You just gotta clear out and let him cook

[RomaVicta 30497]

13 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Over/under 1 hour until we get the Looch "I'm getting texts from coaches around the country from HS to the Majors saying this was a homerun hire and there's not a better guy to lead a program" spin. 

"I'm getting texts from coaches around the country from HS to the NFL Majors saying Jimbo Elko Earley was a homerun hire for football baseball and there's not a better guy to lead a program.

"Jimbo Elko Earley gets A&M and this is his dream job. Expect a culture change. Jimbo Elko Earley will bring accountability and a lunch pail work ethic. Attendance at football baseball practice will be absolutely required.

Football Baseball coaches and fans all over the SEC are worried about what Jimbo Elko Earley can get done in view of all of our resources, facilities, and the greatest fans in the world."

[mdleast 8491]

Someone has to fuck Schloss? With some ass to mouth action? Way to take one for the team, buddy. 

“FucK! Such Horrible LoSSes!”

That seems like a pretty accurate aggy sentiment.

[Park Gothic 5342]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This guy will tell you

 

I just do not understand how a person looks in the mirror and thinks “yes, this is the look for me.”

[Hookem10 851]

Just now, Park Gothic said:

I just do not understand how a person looks in the mirror and thinks “yes, this is the look for me.”

Beware smurfs.  He’s coming for you 

[AbeFroman 3090]

4 days ago you can find a lot of posts saying any of the 4 coaches that left better be prepared to have shit thrown at them and have their ass kicked.  

Now aggy is letting one come back because everyone else turned down the job and this soothes their hurt feelings. 
 

[Beau Vine 55815]

58 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Over/under 1 hour until we get the Looch "I'm getting texts from coaches around the country from HS to the Majors saying this was a homerun hire and there's not a better guy to lead a program" spin. 

well, he has a template where he just inserts the coach's name and sport, so I don't think that will take an hour.

[Hookem10 851]

its gonna be awkward at press conference when he thinks CJS for giving him that chance. Super cringe right after that when he has to act like he never wanted to leave. cringiest press conference incoming 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

Wait a minute. They hired our hitting coach?  But I was told by about 3,249 Ags that hiring a coach from your bitter rival was treacherous.

I hate that turncoat traitor Michael Early with the intensity and passion of 1000 white-hot suns!

My new license plate: FKEarly 

[TheAuditor 1047]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute. They hired our hitting coach?  But I was told by about 3,249 Ags that hiring a coach from your bitter rival was treacherous.

I hate that turncoat traitor Michael Early with the intensity and passion of 1000 white-hot suns!

My new license plate: FKEarly 

While not my license plate,  has always been my motto.  

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

[RomaVicta 30497]

That one guy is right about OU's SEC party.

I'm furious that the SEC is allowing OU to steal attention away from our party. 

I'm guessing the Sooners weren't any more aware of our party than I was of theirs. Aggies are keeping score.

[EZ$ 2125]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I just do not understand how a person looks in the mirror and thinks “yes, this is the look for me.”

I guess you haven’t seen him lately??  The young cross-eyed chin pubes looked like Brad Pitt compared to the homeless-looking, grey-pube Looch now. 

[Beau Vine 55815]

51 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute. They hired our hitting coach?  But I was told by about 3,249 Ags that hiring a coach from your bitter rival was treacherous.

I hate that turncoat traitor Michael Early with the intensity and passion of 1000 white-hot suns!

My new license plate: FKEarly 

Team slogan...

2025 Aggy Baseball: Go Ugly Earley.

 

[Beau Vine 55815]

[Mr. Drummond 2241]

Whatever, Looch knew before the Eisenhower administration that Schloss was going to Texas.

[Beau Vine 55815]

 

[Beau Vine 55815]

[RomaVicta 30497]

From the texags announcement thread:

 

I guess a new Aggie fact also known as a lie has been born. Early was actually the coach last year. Schloss was busy swinging or lying. Sad.

This is like standing at a volcano of myth making.

More mythology

Look out, BCR!

Here's one of them highly decorated texags. 

And, he's got the paranoia to prove why!

File under "I'd rather have a 3-star than a snooty 5-star!" and "who gives a shit?" 

 

Another guy for the list:

Yup.

[Beau Vine 55815]

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

On 6/27/2024 at 11:10 AM, SydneyCarton said:

You criticize their googling, but I'm going to criticize your reading comprehension. The tweet says "largest concert in american history" which, when you click on the link you provided, corroborates that fact. It was the biggest concert in US history. 

that's not what they originally claimed - the original claim the next day was "biggest ticketed concert ever", not just in the US

they also added the caveat "excluding festivals" because woodstock was ticketed and drew 400k+

[utee94 16065]

 

1) If you're doing it secretly, then how is anyone going to ever find out?  Oh yeah right, the "screenshots."  It's been a week, let's see them!  Surely that's enough time for the ags to fake them even if they accidentally misplaced them.  Shoot I could have AI generate some fake screenshots in about 0.08 seconds.

2) Their assistant coach who we have just discovered was actually basically the head coach for the past several years, was an unpaid assistant until a year ago.  So, wow, that's some serious trust Schloss placed in such a young guy.  Oh that's right, Schloss was so busy lying and swinging that he had no idea what was going on inside the program, anyway.

[Dbeasy 15526]

Man, message boards are an amazing tool for exposing the absolute stupidity of people. These rubes are amazing in their idiocy. 

[Scheiss Meister 8448]

Earley better pray that he wins big from the start.  Any setback or drop in production will be blamed on Schloss and UT sending Earley to aggy to finish destroying their baseball program.  If, no, when Texas beats the wheels off of aggy, Earley will get roasted.

[Bevo14 8468]

12 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Any setback or drop in production will be blamed on Schloss and UT sending Earley to aggy to finish destroying their baseball program.  

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

On 6/27/2024 at 9:18 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

the screenshots will be packaged with telco's data dump which the "systems" have been compiling for..... checks notes ..... 13 years

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

On 6/27/2024 at 9:19 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch thinks they’ll get a home run hire, but I just don’t see it if they bullshitted Schloss for 3 years. I don’t think the $80 million in renovations is real. But ESPN repeated it over and over again in their postseason coverage. Show me. 

the UTIMCO board needs to pull an october surprise and declare a "stock buyback" or something to that effect which cuts the next AUF payment in half or 2/3rds of what it's been the past 5 years

 

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the UTIMCO board needs to pull an october surprise and declare a "stock buyback" or something to that effect which cuts the next AUF payment in half or 2/3rds of what it's been the past 5 years

 

If that’s permitted, and aggy is using that money on athletics, yeah some knuckle rapping is in order. 

Schloss’ recounting of his conversations with Alberts confirms aggy is broke. 

[Horn117 650]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I think the cringiest/creepiest is when they make shit up they want the coaches to say. That's really fucking bizarre. 

[RomaVicta 30497]

11 minutes ago, Horn117 said:

I think the cringiest/creepiest is when they make shit up they want the coaches to say. That's really fucking bizarre. 

Also their self-righteous victimhood and how they're so classy and nice in a mean ol' world. Lying their asses off but believing every word they say. Is that a feedback loop?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

32 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Also their self-righteous victimhood and how they're so classy and nice in a mean ol' world. Lying their asses off but believing every word they say. Is that a feedback loop?

I love how they say they're the nicest people in the world, but then you read their posts and it contradicts their "nice" image. They're the "nice guy" of fan bases. Fucking cringe. 

[deft 7043]

I think the cringiest/creepiest is when they make shit up they want the coaches to say. That's really fucking bizarre. 

“But then…wouldn’t it be cool when tu comes CSTAT if all 7k strong of the 12th man stood up and had our backs turned and we were all completely silent. Yeah man. Like, we didn’t even say a word. And then….then, out of nowhere, one good ag would whistle. Man….that would really show the stupid sips. They’d be so embarrassed. Those losers.”

Like the shy chris Farley host skit

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

35 minutes ago, deft said:

“But then…wouldn’t it be cool when tu comes CSTAT if all 7k strong of the 12th man stood up and had our backs turned and we were all completely silent. Yeah man. Like, we didn’t even say a word. And then….then, out of nowhere, one good ag would whistle. Man….that would really show the stupid sips. They’d be so embarrassed. Those losers.”

Like the shy chris Farley host skit

This is too logical, sip! 

[RomaVicta 30497]

Fuck. They keep writing new stupid things.

Schlossnagle (POS to the nickname maniacs in College Station) Coached the deciding game for the college NC a week ago. How much has the world changed since then?

That's a business man for sure!

Edited June 30 by RomaVicta

[Dbeasy 15526]

These morons actually believe a coach can’t negotiate with another school for a contract while already under contract. How do they think hires actually happen in, you know, every single coaching search ever? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

34 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck. They keep writing new stupid things.

Schlossnagle (POS to the nickname maniacs in College Station) Coached the deciding game for the college NC a week ago. How much has the world changed since then?

That's a business man for sure!

Holy fucking shit. I would think this is satire if it weren't from those idiots. 

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

These morons actually believe a coach can’t negotiate with another school for a contract while already under contract. How do they think hires actually happen in, you know, every single coaching search ever? 

Coin flip and beer pong?

[BigHornedLurker 2107]

These are people that slip and fall into a sheep's ass , anything is possible 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

I think these Aggies might be onto something. I was in downtown Des Moines earlier and some guys in an Alabama shirt, an Iowa State shirt, and an Ohio State shirt walked up to me and said "you must be a Longhorn, aren't you?"  Being that I wasn't wearing anything that would give somebody the impression that I'm a Longhorn, I was puzzled. I said "I am, but how did you know?"  They said "from the tarnish of your reputation" and walked away.  I was like "damn ... is it THAT obvious?"

[Deej 77665]

It's your cologne.

 

[Hookem10 851]

Bunch of thick chulas at this sec party.  Paging Vic paging Vic 

[derp 845]

17 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Bunch of thick chulas at this sec party.  Paging Vic paging Vic