Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Wishbone 4723]

19 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Pulitzer candidate and national hero Nate checks in.

I guess all if forgiven, Jace.

I had no idea what Rattlin Bog was. Tired old Irish song:

https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E

Gonna be the best PC ever! Bubbles! Rattlin Bog! 

Family family family. Bubbles. Cornball. Delusion. Yokels.

Fanbois. It's what they do. Adoration. Fighting against evil. 

This is it. I can't read anymore. I might go into insulin shock with all this gee-whiz Aggie sweetness.

Promoted a student coach to the staff. I had to look him up.

I can't think of something an Aggie would like more than the ol' Aggie Spirit.

 

Can’t speak for anyone else in here but I appreciate your red pen dissections.

[campcrunk 2259]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

So now it’s Aggie canon that Schloss is a swinger, that CDC is an alcoholic, that everyone (not just TexAgs), think both acted dishonorably, and that Schloss’s players hate him.  

Funny, I haven’t seen a single non-TexAgs source say any of those things. 

The echo chamber is fascinating. Despite their crying to the contrary, there have been plenty of stories about big, scary Texas beating up its slow little brother and taking his lunch money yet again in the national media. I'm almost inclined to believe that their level of denial requires some degree of hard work. It's kind of impressive in a really, really pathetic way

[Hookem10 583]

aggy is so cringe and full of shit. Delusional shitheads. im fucking more upset they're from my great state of Texas. 

[Beau Vine 53733]

7 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess you don't take the Gig 'Em Gazette?

I love reading Graham Harmon's idiocy.  It's the best aggy "news" source since Bill Byrne's Weekly Wednesdays.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

That shit shows up in my Google front page all the time, and I read it once afrer Schloss left them at the alter and that was enough for me. Full blow idiocy. 

[texifornia 56029]

12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Pulitzer candidate and national hero Sir Richard Zane checks in.

I guess all if forgiven, Jace.

I had no idea what Rattlin Bog was. Tired old Irish song:

https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E

Gonna be the best PC ever! Bubbles! Rattlin Bog! 

Family family family. Bubbles. Cornball. Delusion. Yokels.

Fanbois. It's what they do. Adoration. Fighting against evil. 

This is it. I can't read anymore. I might go into insulin shock with all this gee-whiz Aggie sweetness.

Promoted a student coach to the staff. I had to look him up.

I can't think of something an Aggie would like more than the ol' Aggie Spirit.

 

This is some servile cringe bullshit even by A&M standards. Ew.

[RomaVicta 29589]

I'm likely covering ground that's already been covered, but...

You know, how did he hurt their program or hurt their "kids?" He removed himself after the season. He raised their progam to its highest point ever. What damage was done to those sweet kids the Aggies are talking about? Where is one iota of harm other than A&M lost an employee to another job?

Even the claims of lying are incorrect. 

That's neither a lie nor a carefully worded deception. I think it's something of a statement of disappointment that the A&M job didn't work out.  I think he was likely reflecting on this:

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 'Jim, if you're not happy here and you want to leave, that's OK."

He wasn't getting what he was promised. Trev's admonition about the program and those darling little kids with puppy dog eyes isn't really important compared to the quoted above. It reads like, "take it or leave it."

Death threats and vilification follow from the world's greatest fans.

 

[South Austin 51681]

13 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Can’t speak for anyone else in here but I appreciate your red pen dissections.

I also am a fan of his annotations.

[Born Burnt 6144]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm likely covering ground that's already been covered, but...

You know, how did he hurt their program or hurt their "kids?" He removed himself after the season. He raised their progam to its highest point ever. What damage was done to those sweet kids the Aggies are talking about? Where is one iota of harm other than A&M lost an employee to another job?

Even the claims of lying are incorrect. 

That's neither a lie nor a carefully worded deception. I think it's something of a statement of disappointment that the A&M job didn't work out.  I think he was likely reflecting on this:

He wasn't getting what he was promised. Trev's admonition about the program and those darling little kids with puppy dog eyes isn't really important compared to the quoted above. It reads like, "take it or leave it."

Death threats and vilification follow from the world's greatest fans.

 

If a boss told me, "If you're not happy here and you want to leave, that's OK," I would not interpret that as "take it or leave it." I would assume it meant, "start looking for a new job."

[BigHornedLurker 1883]

Yea this is generally said from a manager to an employee after the employee expresses concerns or dissatisfaction with hoe something is running 

[Chopper 16666]

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A few days before Texas officially joined the SEC, Del Conte hired away from Texas A&M its baseball coach, Jim Schlossnagle, just hours after the Aggies returned from finishing runner-up in the College World Series. The backlash for such a move has been extreme, serious enough that Texas officials have alerted authorities regarding threats toward Schlossnagle.

“I knew it would be nuclear, but I didn’t expect it to be apocalyptic,” Schlossnagle said of the move during a live interview on SEC Network....

The move was straight out of the Alabama and Auburn playbook, says Paul Finebaum, the gregarious television and radio host with deep SEC roots.

“It screams SEC,” Finebaum says amid Sunday’s festivities, plucking out an earpiece during an off-stage interview. “We are going to body bag our biggest rival immediately after their glory moment by hiring their baseball coach. It’s so SEC.”

article by Ross Dellenger covering the weekend bash

https://sports.yahoo.com/its-bigger-and-it-just-means-more-texas-jump-to-the-sec-shows-how-much-college-sports-is-about-to-change-115835101.html

[Gut Wagon 8038]

From a Texas fan's perspective, it's already clear that Trev Alberts is the gift that keeps on giving. I hope he's at aggy until he retires. 

[RomaVicta 29589]

 TxAggies: They've even got to Finebaum! They're toxic! This isn't the SEC!  Honor! Character!

Here come the arrogant faggy Longhorns! Look out!

Meanwhile, at Surly...

[RomaVicta 29589]

Interesting stuff about letting the players choose the coach.

 

I like that. "The coaching will take care of itself."

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

16 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Interesting stuff about letting the players choose the coach.

 

I like that. "The coaching will take care of itself."

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Interesting stuff about letting the players choose the coach.

 

I like that. "The coaching will take care of itself."

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19262]

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Interesting stuff about letting the players choose the coach.

 

I like that. "The coaching will take care of itself."

ChatGPT, write me an interview between Jace LaViolette and Billy Liucci in the style of the Texas A&M "Letter from an opposing fan".

[CurlyDumps 4415]

Just like Mark Adams was the actual best coach at Tech. The story beats are identical. lolol

 

[MAUFRAIS 6561]

How many D1 head coaches don’t currently have a Wikipedia page?

[idigTexas 2257]

2 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Yea this is generally said from a manager to an employee after the employee expresses concerns or dissatisfaction with hoe something is running 

Hey, now.  Let's leave South Austin's mom out of it.  

[deft 6749]

How many D1 head coaches don’t currently have a Wikipedia page?

Only the best ones in the nation

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

Aggy about to head to Wiki and write an entire dissertation on how great Earley is, and how he was the "real" corch. 

Edited July 3 by Spider2YBanana

[Hank Chinaski 6308]

“He’s the best coach in the nation,” says player who has played two years of college ball for a single program.

”She gives unbelievable head,” says teenager moments after his first blowjob.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

"Best butt sex I've had in a long time" says long time sheep. 

[RomaVicta 29589]

More fanboi stuff. I didn't go beyond the stuff I quoted above into the interview.

That's as far as I want to pursue that shit. They've got a guy who uses a George Michael song for his walk-up and now this guy and the cat name. What do you think they would say if these guys were Longhorns?

It'll go perfect with the sacred plaid blazer Earley was wearing yesterday. 

A lot of God, Family, and A&M. 

* Sadly for all involved, likely true.

[mannewers 549]

Stoopid sips, you should know a 20 year old is fully qualified and experienced to identify the best coach in the country.

Edited July 3 by mannewers

[RomaVicta 29589]

Class, family, God, Aggiehood, Leadership, and more Aggieness. The coaching will take care of itself!

Never forget that the redass Aggies believe fervor, fake character, fake honor, and the Aggie Spirit are what it really takes to succeed. They truly say that they blame losses on the fans not yelling loud enough. At least that was the excuse they used to give for having an impromptu yell practice at away games while the host school was playing their school song.

[Redneck Mutha 7867]

31 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Stoopid sips, you should know a 20 year old is fully qualified and experienced to identify the best coach in the country.

Should have just made him AD, would have saved them Trev's salary.

[PilotsError 2258]

This entire saga has the energy of Dan Gilbert after Lebron left, when he typed that response in comic sans and promised the Cavs would win a ring before Lebron.

[utee94 15722]

New Texags motto material right there.  Pure gold.

 

 

 

[cafe society 2831]

A poster whose handle is "well_endowed_ag."  SMDH.

[CurlyDumps 4415]

Every fanbase knows just win the press conference and the coaching will take care of itself.

 

 

[hook me 2039]

Congrats to a&m on hiring a 36y/o with an astounding 8 years of experience as an assistant coach & no HC experience of any kind. There is no way this backfires at all. I think an order for a national championship plaque should be placed immediately & go ahead and date that 2025 because you know next year is your year!

[SydneyCarton 47486]

4 minutes ago, hook me said:

Congrats to a&m on hiring a 36y/o with an astounding 8 years of experience as an assistant coach & no HC experience of any kind. There is no way this backfires at all. I think an order for a national championship plaque should be placed immediately & go ahead and date that 2025 because you know next year is your year!

I'd actually be somehwat impressed if Trev Alberts signed this guy to keep the team together while he goes out and does a real coaching search, with more time. Granted, it would mean Earley signed a contract with almost no buyout, which maybe he was dumb. And while I find this wildly unlikely, I'd love watching these goobers about face on their justifations for fucking over "such a good ag and man of integrity," etc. 

[Park Gothic 4896]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd actually be somehwat impressed if Trev Alberts signed this guy to keep the team together while he goes out and does a real coaching search, with more time. Granted, it would mean Earley signed a contract with almost no buyout, which maybe he was dumb. And while I find this wildly unlikely, I'd love watching these goobers about face on their justifations for fucking over "such a good ag and man of integrity," etc. 

I wouldn't even say it was dumb. Dude gets a chance to be HC at a P5 school in the best baseball conference. Even if he's merely competent, that's a pretty big boost to his career. I don't know how a young assistant coach says no to the opportunity, even if it comes without a safety net. 

[Carl Spackler 3458]

aggy:  Winner of press conferences.

 

Say, that qualifies as a "conference championship," so put it up on the wall!

 

[nnm 35669]

48 minutes ago, cafe society said:

A poster whose handle is "well_endowed_ag."  SMDH.

[SydneyCarton 47486]

7 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I wouldn't even say it was dumb. Dude gets a chance to be HC at a P5 school in the best baseball conference. Even if he's merely competent, that's a pretty big boost to his career. I don't know how a young assistant coach says no to the opportunity, even if it comes without a safety net. 

I mean, I'm not dissing earley nearly as much as providing commentary on those no-memory shitbags and my expectation that Trev Alberts is a low IQ moron who when someone throws out a chessboard he looks puzzled and draws a tic tac toe grid. 

[Chuckie Finster 22342]

Charlie Strong would still be our head coach if we let the players do the hiring. This is going to be incredible.

[deft 6749]

You guys are not giving coach credit.



Did you not see his blazer?

[Beau Vine 53733]

8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

If a boss told me, "If you're not happy here and you want to leave, that's OK," I would not interpret that as "take it or leave it." I would assume it meant, "start looking for a new job."

Especially when it's a boss that some other people hired recently.

[Beau Vine 53733]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

I wouldn't even say it was dumb. Dude gets a chance to be HC at a P5 school in the best baseball conference. Even if he's merely competent, that's a pretty big boost to his career. I don't know how a young assistant coach says no to the opportunity, even if it comes without a safety net. 

He's going to get paid a shitload of money over the next few years while he basically learns on the job.  

Good for him.

[RomaVicta 29589]

I wonder if his strategy in delaying to change his social media to UT stuff was calculated.

You know, if those idiots strike out on a couple of top guys, they might actually hire a green assistant. I'm going to wait this thing out a little bit.

Jackpot. I've heard recently about a guy that controls the hiring of college baseball headcoaches who said Early was the best coach in the country. He's so good, he can let the coaching take care of itself while he praises God, checks on his kids, and wears snappy sport coats.

[Dewey 3273]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Charlie Strong would still be our head coach if we let the players do the hiring. This is going to be incredible.

This will be good for a&m, Schloss was too demanding,  belittling at times, forced the kids to bunt when they thought differently. Now the players got the guy they asked for, should make for a good clubhouse with lots of.joking and great friendships.  Plus baseball moms and dads will be able to interject when they want. 

[Wishbone 4723]

2 hours ago, Dewey said:

This will be good for a&m, Schloss was too demanding,  belittling at times, forced the kids to bunt when they thought differently. Now the players got the guy they asked for, should make for a good clubhouse with lots of.joking and great friendships.  Plus baseball moms and dads will be able to interject when they want. 

How dare he make those guys play to their capabilities! How many family vacations did he disrupt by making those loafers play to the last out of the season! What an asshole!

Edited July 4 by Wishbone

[Ten Bears 2443]

Those weirdos sure do fetishize "Leadership".  

[Beau Vine 53733]

10 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Those weirdos sure do fetishize "Leadership".  

When you're a bunch of brainless rubes, leadership is vital.

[RomaVicta 29589]

What do you expect? It's a cult. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5498]

[closetojumping 62010]

I love it when aggies talk about Texas being overrated. The media and Vegas have whiffed on aggie win totals each of the last 3 seasons, several of those by a lot. Them being picked to go 8-4 this year looks like more of the same. It’s as if no one has actually looked at what they’re bringing back and given it a critical thought.