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Going by the statistically established estimate that for every 1 like of a post, 100 others agree with that post but don't "like" it, 1700 txumags had spoken out in favor of being able to post dick pics on their football board at the time of this screenshot. 

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24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Going by the statistically established estimate that for every 1 like of a post, 100 others agree with that post but don't "like" it, 1700 txumags had spoken out in favor of being able to post dick pics on their football board at the time of this screenshot. 

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I’m guessing he’s talking about pussy.  And, if that’s the case, then it may be the most intelligent post by an aggy in the history of the universe.

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9 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’m guessing he’s talking about pussy.  And, if that’s the case, then it may be the most intelligent post by an aggy in the history of the universe.

See, I just assumed that "Gary" posted his own version of Goatsee. 

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Going by the statistically established estimate that for every 1 like of a post, 100 others agree with that post but don't "like" it, 1700 txumags had spoken out in favor of being able to post dick pics on their football board at the time of this screenshot. 

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’m guessing he’s talking about pussy.  And, if that’s the case, then it may be the most intelligent post by an aggy in the history of the universe.

 

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

See, I just assumed that "Gary" posted his own version of Goatsee. 

It was a butthole

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fake letter season begins?

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I mean, that sounds like the world's most boring old boomer - he has an RV, wants an "old folks bar," called the transportation office on a real phone. I bet he and his friends really will love the cult experience and hanging out with a bunch of 55 year old insurance adjusters versus a normal college gameday.

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14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

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He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

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His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

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Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

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I wonder what he thinks stigma meansimage.png.d290d49e4621f1f7179dd9dfb2a0928f.png

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

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Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

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We all know how successfully teams can build their OL up in a single offseason through the portal. This is a tried and true method that they should continue. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

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He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

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His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

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Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

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I wonder what he thinks stigma meansimage.png.d290d49e4621f1f7179dd9dfb2a0928f.png

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

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Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

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Please change thread title to : Watch the Muscles 

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

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He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

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His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

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Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

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I wonder what he thinks stigma meansimage.png.d290d49e4621f1f7179dd9dfb2a0928f.png

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

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Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

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Moe Green did wind up having an eye out for the Corleones.

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4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

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He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

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His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

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Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

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I wonder what he thinks stigma meansimage.png.d290d49e4621f1f7179dd9dfb2a0928f.png

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

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Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

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This sounds like it comes from from a kid writing college applications for whom aggy is a reach school (is such a thing even possible?). Fucking breathtaking

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5 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

This sounds like it comes from from a kid writing college applications for whom aggy is a reach school (is such a thing even possible?). Fucking breathtaking

He landed in a great gig for a "writer" of his caliber.

He covered HS football at a real paper, the AAS. He washes ashore in College Station and takes a beat position with TexAgs where he churns out template stories of the type you saw in sports pages 40 years ago.

He then has his one brilliant move. "I'll drive to Austin right now and ask Schlossnagle the hard questions!"

I assume that's made him an Aggie legend granting him job security pumping up the Aggies and damning the devils in Austin. He's overachieved, I suppose.

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2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

They got to work on both of them, though.

 

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image.png.5357ae46583ff63d0fb1ebe542b5f577.png Olin baby!

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Let's check in on the metaphor.

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Meyer's a smart guy. You can't go wrong quoting a famous coach. Just like baseball. Let's see how it goes.

[After five paragraphs of statistical evidence to prove that national champions almost always have good defenses. I'm glad somebody finally looked into that.]

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Ouch. Olin isn't bright, but he is dogged. And he always brings it home to the opening metaphor.

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Even if it's not like baseball!

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5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

image.png.5357ae46583ff63d0fb1ebe542b5f577.png Olin baby!

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Let's check in on the metaphor.

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Meyer's a smart guy. You can't go wrong quoting a famous coach. Just like baseball. Let's see how it goes.

[After five paragraphs of statistical evidence to prove that national champions almost always have good defenses. I'm glad somebody finally looked into that.]

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Ouch. Olin isn't bright, but he is dogged. And he always brings it home to the opening metaphor.

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Even if it's not like baseball!

I'm just glad he avoided confusion about whether Urban Meyer spoke at the Securities and Exchange Commission Media Days.

I also can't help but chuckle that Olin wrote an article with a premise of needing to be strong up the middle, and then in the same article, he quoted the coach he essentially works for expressing disagreement with that same premise.

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2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

For twenty years every time I see the name Olin Buchanan I think of Oil Can Harry's.  

I'm reminded of the days years ago when I spent more time on TexAgs. Of course they claim we're all limp wristed homosexuals as though it's a profound insult. What was amusing to me was how many of them could apparently name every gay bar in Austin when they heaped their manly manful insults on Longhorns.

Oil Can Harry's always led the list, but they could name others that were unknown to me. I asked them once how they knew them so well. Queerly, none of them answered.

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Funny that below says...
Glen Gaspard and "The Texas Wrecking Crew" gunning for six in a row
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I kept all 3 issues of DCTF with my name in them for years and years, then at some point my mom (not understanding the significance) either tossed them or sold them in a yard sale or something.

My fault for not taking them with me, but still...ffs mom!
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Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.
Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done
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On 7/30/2024 at 2:03 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

My dad basically cornered Elko at a 12 game (b team) where Elko was watching his untalented kid play and proceeded to ask him a bunch of questions basically that amounted to why did aggy, jimbo and probably him suck so badly at football.  Dad told me about said conversation and it was super cringey. But not as bad as dad is now.  The end. 

I’m still at a loss, here.  Why cringey?  Your old man busting Elko’s balls about A&M sucking as a program sounds pretty awesome. 

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On 7/30/2024 at 8:08 AM, closetojumping said:

After the Schlossnagle Maneuver, they announced to the parents of their organization that no players on their rosters were allowed to visit or talk to Texas.

funny, but ridiculous and false. 

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