Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

Tex Pete · August 4

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In their hypothetical, is VY still sick and told not to run? And, we did score 40 in that game so who did they shut down?

Yeah. GD kept Vince in the pocket that whole game. They were never a threat to beat us, and we didn’t even game plan to do anything other than win. We didn’t need anything electric or exotic to beat their shitty team.

MirrOlure · August 4

8 October 2005
Colorado 41
aggy 20

No shit….

Also, didn’t those cucklefucks lose at home to UF coached by Wunderkind Will Muschamp?

Hagbard Celine · August 4

to be fair to aggy, 2012 aggy lost their billboard opener at home to muschamp, and sec game 4 at home to corndog

they finished that regular season 10-2 (BEAT BAMMER ON MIRRORKULL EVANSESS GOD-ORDAINED VICTORY HOUSEY HOUSEY) before the fair park win over 0u

they were not 9-4 in 2012

they were 3rd place in their division

and to their credit they played AT smu and AT latech, 2 ooc games in 1 year

since then they have made sure they only play away from pyle ooc 1 game every 2 years

out of conference road games since 2012

13: x

14: smu (beat down win)

15: asu* (@ NRG) (3-score win)

16: x

17: ucla (PIMPCANE!)

18: x

19: clempson (2-score loss)

20: x (rona)

21: colorado* (@ milehigh) (3-point win in the ugliest game of football since beamer's 0-0 celebration)

22: x

23: miami (2-score loss)

24: x

Redneck Mutha · August 4

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But they smoked Oklahoma so ifso fatso

Armybrat · August 4

21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What the fuck is their weird boner for facilities, facilities, facilities?

billfromlaketravis · August 4

21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What the fuck is their weird boner for facilities, facilities, facilities?

They it’s their 1 and only advantage over Texas. Nearly unlimited space, no building code restrictions, and Sharp would rip off the Girl Scouts to install 1 more seat at Kyle Field than DKR.

Hank Chinaski · August 4

“Underperforming.” The 2005 team went 13-0 and the average game score was 50-16.

These people are out of their minds. I love them.

Scholz · August 4

Also Johnny Crackhead would’ve done better than double the Heisman winners Leinart and Bush.

Hookem2147 · August 4

Hagbard Celine · August 4

so now the ministry's cover is blown on these new rules..... there is no better way to let everyone know you have super sekkret rulez for practice then to have one of your 995ers talk about it

just maybe this is a reverse-psychology ploy to get mainstream media to cover aggy so they can be part of the super-sekkret club that gets to KNOW THE RULEZ!!!!

billfromlaketravis · August 5

What did GagEm247 do? Disclose non-participants?

futureman · August 5

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What did GagEm247 do? Disclose non-participants?

they’re not at liberty to discuss it.

Chopper · August 5

nm

Edited August 5 by Chopper

Tex Long · August 5

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

so now the ministry's cover is blown on these new rules..... there is no better way to let everyone know you have super sekkret rulez for practice then to have one of your 995ers talk about it

just maybe this is a reverse-psychology ploy to get mainstream media to cover aggy so they can be part of the super-sekkret club that gets to KNOW THE RULEZ!!!!

Violators subject to Double Secret Probation.

MirrOlure · August 5

Aggy Athletic Department committee meeting where the media rules were adopted:

Funk Doctor Spock · August 5

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

can someone post a pic or pics of something they have that is clearly superior to other "facilities" at other schools?

For real. All I hear is about these mythical superior facilities, but not one of their dweebs ever post pics of them. It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma shit out by unicorns.

Zeus · August 5

8 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Fondren & Main · August 5

Aggy reminds me of Colin Farrell’s character from In Bruges except they were born on a farm and are actually retarded.

Deej · August 5

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

For real. All I hear is about these mythical superior facilities, but not one of their dweebs ever post pics of them. It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma shit out by unicorns.

What happens at the glory hole stays at the glory hole.

Tex Long · August 5

5 hours ago, Deej said:

What happens at the glory hole stays at the glory hole.

And praise Jeebus for that.

Park Gothic · August 5

10 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Aggy reminds me of Colin Farrell’s character from In Bruges except they were born on a farm and are actually retarded.

Honestly, that's a bit too complimentary of Aggie. At least Colin Farrell's character had the self-awareness to be suicidal after killing a child.

Armybrat · August 5

15 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

so now the ministry's cover is blown on these new rules..... there is no better way to let everyone know you have super sekkret rulez for practice then to have one of your 995ers talk about it

just maybe this is a reverse-psychology ploy to get mainstream media to cover aggy so they can be part of the super-sekkret club that gets to KNOW THE RULEZ!!!!

CatManDo · August 5

19 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Jelko the Hutt...

Deej · August 5

Did you really need to paste his head on Jabba. Seems redundant.

CatManDo · August 5

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Did you really need to paste his head on Jabba. Seems redundant.

Yeah, probably so, but I couldn't resist, the similarity was just too striking.

TheAuditor · August 5

11 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Aggy reminds me of Colin Farrell’s character from In Bruges except they were born on a farm and are actually retarded.

I think this latest Colin Farrell effort might be closer:

TKthunder2 · August 5

1 hour ago, CatManDo said:

Jelko the Hutt...

This photo shop is just amazing. Clearly, you spent a ton of time on this. 😂

CatManDo · August 5

52 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

This photo shop is just amazing. Clearly, you spent a ton of time on this. 😂

No fancy-pants Photoshop for me...

Frank Drebin · August 5

On 8/4/2024 at 1:03 PM, RomaVicta said:

Also, as has been pointed out many times, A&M took a Big 12 offense and team to the SEC which was still largely hostile to passing the ball. The SEC was surprised by the offense and JM eluding their rush complicated their adjustment. There would be no element of surprise in the Big 12 whose defenses were ready.

Manziel was fun as shit to watch. A&M turbo-hyperventilation over him was funny to watch.

Their 2012 defense also did poorly against the handful of spread offenses they played. I think it was Ole Miss and La Tech only in regular season. La Tech hung 57 on them with 615 yards and 37 first downs. The SEC was mostly run, run, pass out of a pro style back then and much easier to defend. They would have lost as many or more games in the Big 12 given the matchups they would have had both offensively and defensively were worse fits. See the La Tech game they won by two points.

RomaVicta · August 5

Somebody at Texags linked to the Coaches Poll. They're skeptical about their rating at 20 (too high) and note they are the ninth place SEC team based on the poll. Let's see where they'd rank in the Big 12:

Fourth in the Big 12 and only four spots ahead of Kansas. Three former Big 12 are also ranked above them: Texas, OU, and Mizzou.

They love their traditions.

[Thanks to @Focht Up for reminding me that Utah is also in the Big 12 and ranked above A&M.]

Edited August 7 by RomaVicta

Focht Up · August 5

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Somebody at Texags linked to the Coaches Poll. They're skeptical about their rating at 20 (too high) and note they are the ninth plae SEC team based on the poll. Let's see where they'd rank in the Big 12:

Third in the Big 12 and only four spots ahead of Kansas. Three former Big 12 are also ranked above them: Texas, OU, and Mizzou.

They love their traditions.

Utah is ahead of them also

RomaVicta · August 5

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

Utah is ahead of them also

I just realized that I can't name all the Big 12 schools or even come close. Thanks.

msucolt45 · August 5

Arizona is “on their heels too!”

Hook’em!!!

Herpa Derpa · August 5

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I just realized that I can't name all the Big 12 schools or even come close. Thanks.

I probably could, but why would anyone care to want to do such a thing?

Deej · August 5

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I just realized that I can't name all the Big 12 schools or even come close. Thanks.

Neither can the playoff selection committee.

Napoleon · August 6

On 8/4/2024 at 2:51 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

My mom basically wears moo moos exclusively, unless she's attending a Christmas event or a funeral.

That said, she's in her upper 80s and doesn't have any zip up moo moos or ones with her college logo on them.

This is bordering on this territory.

Scholz · August 6

Deej · August 6

On 8/4/2024 at 2:51 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

Just needs a matching hood to be full aggy.

nnm · August 6

On 8/4/2024 at 2:51 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

Even his fingers have fat rolls.

Frank Drebin · August 6

On 8/4/2024 at 2:51 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

That is the build and physical deterioration of a heavy drinker.

Tex Pete · August 6

5 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

That is the build and physical deterioration of a heavy drinker.

I bet Jimbo left his stash of Aqua Velva for Elko to drown himself in and mask the smell of Wild Turkey.

Asithappens · August 6

On 8/4/2024 at 2:51 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

This is such a glorious picture: the whiteness of it all, the mumu effect combined with the morbid obesity.

Talk about looking like Homer Simpson in that one episode where he fats out.

nnm · August 6

41 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

This is such a glorious picture: the whiteness of it all, the mumu effect combined with the morbid obesity.

Talk about looking like Homer Simpson in that one episode where he fats out.

The state of Texas hasn’t had a college coach suffer heart attack on the sidelines since TCU’s Pittman died on the sidelines in Waco in 1971. That may change this year.

ND game is at 6:30 PM. Should still be high-90s at kickoff.