Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Wishbone 4958]

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

They should be careful what they say, what with Mr. Glass at QB for them.

We won’t see him. Unless he’s back from whatever injury he sustains before we get to them. 

[RomaVicta 30623]

They like to pretend they're badasses, but, when it comes down to it, they say shit like they hadn't trained to fight in the Colorado altitude. Or they pull a sword on a cheerleader. 

Or they build an absurdly large bonfire incorrectly and kill a bunch of their own students and tell themselves the whole fiasco is somehow heroic.

I dislike them.

[DigglerontheHoof 21563]

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They like to pretend they're badasses, but, when it comes down to it, they say shit like they hadn't trained to fight in the Colorado altitude. Or they pull a sword on a cheerleader. 

Or they build an absurdly large bonfire incorrectly and kill a bunch of their own students and tell themselves the whole fiasco is somehow heroic.

I dislike them.

they'll also tear down their own damn fence to show us sips.

[RomaVicta 30623]

Good call, Ags.

LB12Diamond has gone from asking to asserting. Too bad Blue has no history since HS.

It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Good call, Ags.

LB12Diamond has gone from asking to asserting. Too bad Blue has no history since HS.

It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

Have you seen all of the RBs they've put into the league, bro? Clearly they're the cream of the crop. They KNOW what it takes in a RB to get through a season. Just look at <checks notes> Le'Veon Moss' 484 yards, or Rueben Owens 385 yards @ 3.8 ypc, or Amari Daniels 532 yards? Those are the type of numbers REAL SEC teams put up. 

Rough, tough, real stuff, Broseph. 

[Scholz 12312]

Stay classy, ags. Keep showing us all how it should be.

[Scholz 12312]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

We won’t be road bumps like them. They can’t understand.

[Sejjr 3250]

The pretzel logic of “welcome to the SEC grind, sippy” and “whorns have a super easy schedule” will never get old. 

[Hagbard Celine 11285]

On 8/7/2024 at 11:41 AM, Deej said:

Notre Dame is going to score three times before midnight yell?

i screwed up on the kickoff time

it's 730 eastern not central

kick is 630 central

sunset is 748

nautical twilight is 813

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i screwed up on the kickoff time

it's 730 eastern not central

kick is 630 central

sunset is 748

nautical twilight is 813

[Hagbard Celine 11285]

it's been 24 hours since the baxter news

i surfed over here expecting to see aggy declarations of nuclear winter in austin

[Beau Vine 55887]

[DanTheHorn 5092]

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

[msucolt45 4234]

This is all I can think of.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

12 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

This is all I can think of.

Hook’em!!!

Always love this pic, but my dude, you gotta crop your photos. 

[irishtexan 11712]

Blue’s gonna go for 300 on their asses

[Deej 77864]

They'd love that.

[texifornia 59055]

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

[TheBryMan81 2633]

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

X post from the football board, but here is Trey Owens dad

 

 

[TheBryMan81 2633]

He also provided a scrimmage update 

 

 

 

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Vertigo 20502]

3 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

He also provided a scrimmage update 

 

 

 

Get that man a Surly handle stat.

[deft 7066]

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn
 

As if they didn’t know they’ve had us bested for the last decade??!!

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

He also provided a scrimmage update 

 

 

 

[RomaVicta 30623]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

Includes a picture of where they're available.

Gig 'em and get 'em at Kroger!

We have good Ags in the parking lot to give you directions to the store!

HOWDY!

 

Apparently, it's the Kroger located at the base of W. Mount Houston. 

[RomaVicta 30623]

 

[Bevo 13922]

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8209]

48 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

aggy cherry picking years again

[Focht Up 652]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

It certainly helps your record when you schedule teams like Lamar and Abiline Christian.  

[cafe society 2903]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

112 decades.  "While you tsips were partying at Stonehenge we were off fighting the Crusades."

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

Is it possible the guy actually calculated every 10 year period beginning with each year of aggy football as his set?

one thing they are good at is torturing data until it yields results they like. 

Edited August 11 by Pato del Muerto

[Redneck Mutha 8209]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

It certainly helps your record when you schedule teams like Lamar and Abiline Christian.  

<SW Louisiana & App St have entered the chat>

[DigglerontheHoof 21563]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it possible the guy actually calculated every 10 year period beginning with each year of aggy football as his set?

one thing they are good at is torturing data until it yields results they like. 

[texifornia 59055]

On 8/7/2024 at 6:16 PM, texifornia said:

The real pricks just came off their shift at the McDonalds

Life comes at you fast

 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2962]

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Life comes at you fast

 

 

[Mikey4 2484]

Let me guess, he'll be back for Texas. Great. Bring it.

[Machinator 32103]

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Let me guess, he'll be back for Texas. Great. Bring it.

He's out for the season

 

[Dilligas 690]

[Longhornfrenzy 6353]

Updated 

[Laxtonto 13324]

I think most of the rest of the CFB world doesn't know yet about the new aggy AD stance on information and how much pravada control is going on regarding A&M injuries..

What I am more curious about is do the boards get in trouble for talking about reporting from Texas boards and how much injury news will now get traded to the UT guys so they can report on the report to try and skate the AD reprisals..

[Longhornfrenzy 6353]

[RomaVicta 30623]

Highly decorated TexAgs nutjob on why a Texas site reported the injury while the A&Ministry of Truth sat on it:

 

They know us so well.

Edited August 11 by RomaVicta

[Wishbone 4958]

59 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

That fucking place.

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

On 8/8/2024 at 11:13 PM, Beau Vine said:

And aggy has this ass clown

[Beau Vine 55887]

Uphauling.

[deft 7066]

Oh so the R badge is for rookie? I guess that makes sense too….

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

"Rook"

Jesus Christ they're fucking dweebs

[Hagbard Celine 11285]

this new embargo on injury news is going to create comedy on a weekly basis

1. injury happens

2. ministry announces reprisals and sanctions in advance of leakage

3. national media reports injury

4. ?

5. gus fring memorial underground sheep harem takes a pounding

6. ministry declares imminent natty resulting from culling of the injured who just weren't sec ready

[closetojumping 65528]

The most hilarious part about all of this is there is a zero percent chance that any fan would want to see retribution against the source on this. It would devastate their season. 

Elko is allegedly considering banning family from practices now. This is funny shit and this fat fuck Elko appears out of his depths. It’s nothing drinking multiple handles a night can’t solve for Elko though. 

[futureman 22717]