Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Gut Wagon 8219]

"Aggie Loop" = "Jerk Circle"

[ousux 5649]

Let me guess...they are worried their cult mind control can't handle 80k students?

They're terrified the 2%ers will become 3%ers.

[ousux 5649]

Why the fuck are you idiots responding to Fman. Why the fuck don't you idiots have him on ignore like the majority of us. It pisses us off when you dipshits quote him and we get a reminder of what a useless poster he is.

Putting anyone on ignore is for pussies. Some of us can do the real thing..as in read and immediately forget, or don't read at all. Sometimes it's mildly amusing when someone new here doesn't know Futureman lives under a bridge and collects toll from unsuspecting wanderers.

[ousux 5649]

I quit drinking years ago.  I will drink a Guinness 0 once a month or so.  I like them.  Only 60 calories too.

I quit drinking about twice a week, down from about 4-5 during the Chuck Strong years. As for na beer, I find Henieken na actually tastes like real beer and is great for parties where you can't drink because you're driving home.

[ousux 5649]

I wonder if he's aware that it is possible to visit South Bend when your team isn't playing a game in South Bend. This weekend might be a a perfect time to do so, as it won't be very crowded and he can probably catch the aggie game on TV at a bar with some locals. Win/win

aggy only travel in groups as it seems whooping and humping in front of random normal people doesn't go over too well.

[HenryJames 67474]

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

As for na beer, I find Henieken na actually tastes like real beer

[Park Gothic 5376]

Some of you fuckers need to learn how to use the multiquote. It's the little plus button at the bottom left. 

Or is @ousux just another Spider2y sock? 

[BurntOrange&White 42019]

3 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Some of you fuckers need to learn how to use the multiquote. It's the little plus button at the bottom left. 

Or is @ousux just another Spider2y sock? 

shut the fuck up bitch

[RollLeft 5092]

agitated and pithy surly is the best surly

[Park Gothic 5376]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

shut the fuck up bitch

[texifornia 59084]

Their season ad just dropped - hit the "loyalty" over the baseball highlights because they're fucking cheesedicks

 

Edited August 28 by texifornia

[Gil Bang 26263]

at 0:16, I was waiting for somebody to scream "UNCOVER".

[JesusSweatDuck 18171]

11 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Becks makes a non-alcoholic beer that tastes just like the original and had the same body too, so it doesn’t taste like you are drinking a hoppy seltzer… (which also exists)

Beck’s, Bitburger, St. Pauli Girl, and Löwenbräu all have the same flavor profile, so if you like one of these bitter German lagers, you’ll like the Beck’s NA.

Some of the guys in our high school friend/fantasy football group are starting to realize that they have a serious problem and I plan to slap a couple of 6-packs in the house’s fridge for our draft.

I get dehydration headaches pretty easily the day after moderate beer drinking, so I don’t drink much, but for those who have trouble kicking the habit, Beck’s is a nice substitute.

Plus… you can drink and drive with it. 🙌

 

Not to be a negative nancy, but most non-alcoholic beers actually have alcohol in them. They're required to be below 0.5%, but it's still there.  Granted you'd need to drink 8+ to get to the same alcohol as a single light beer, but it's there.  It is a good mechanism help ween yourself off/shift habits though.  

[Napoleon 8854]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not to be a negative nancy, but most non-alcoholic beers actually have alcohol in them. They're required to be below 0.5%, but it's still there.  Granted you'd need to drink 8+ to get to the same alcohol as a single light beer, but it's there.  It is a good mechanism help ween yourself off/shift habits though.  

Thanks for the PSA.

I don’t always finish my one beer whenever I happen to have one. I am probably okay, but others may not be. 

I do drink alcohol, but almost always with food. My last drink was in NYC about 6 weeks ago. I will have at least some in Michigan. 🤘

[JesusSweatDuck 18171]

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Thanks for the PSA.

I don’t always finish my one beer whenever I happen to have one. I am probably okay, but others may not be. 

I do drink alcohol, but almost always with food. My last drink was in NYC about 6 weeks ago. I will have at least some in Michigan. 🤘

Yeah, most don't know.  It's really not a big deal as you'd have to drink a ton VERY quickly for it to be an issue, but if someone has a drinking problem, they should be aware as the marketing on the case doesn't quite match reality. 

If you're like me and you like the taste but don't want the buzz, Athletic makes some really great NA beet. They have all sorts of different flavors and you can find them at most convenience stores (at least the ones near me).

 

Enjoy the trip!

Edited August 28 by JesusSweatDuck

[Tex Long 4678]

NA beer has always seemed to me to be like Decaf coffee - is there really any point to consuming drugs with the active drug ingredient absent?

Non-Alcoholic Beer - When  you don't want to get drunk, but want to pee a lot.

 

 

[BERT 4499]

41 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, most don't know.  It's really not a big deal as you'd have to drink a ton VERY quickly for it to be an issue, but if someone has a drinking problem, they should be aware as the marketing on the case doesn't quite match reality. 

If you're like me and you like the taste but don't want the buzz, Athletic makes some really great NA beet. They have all sorts of different flavors and you can find them at most convenience stores (at least the ones near me).

 

Enjoy the trip!

Isn’t your expertise in wine into water or water into wine? Something like that 

[Zhorn96 1837]

56 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Their season ad just dropped - hit the "loyalty" over the baseball highlights because they're fucking cheesedicks

 

Any TAMU ad not featuring the Pussy Slayer is invalid

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18171]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Isn’t your expertise in wine into water or water into wine? Something like that 

Depending on what church you go to, it may have been grape juice aka NA Wine

[Doc Daneeka 6795]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Depending on what church you go to, it may have been grape juice aka NA Wine

 

[Rimbo 27092]

11 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I am not a fan of Athletic, the beers don’t have the proper body. This is likely done to reduce carbs (and costs), but it tastes like a N.A. beer mixed with carbonated water to me. 

But you are right about Guinness 0. I had forgotten what the other N.A. beer was that I liked and that was it. (Definitely a different flavor profile from the Beck’s.)

Once Athletic 12 packs started showing up in Costco for only $15, I was in. They're still not as good as the beers I like, but for everything outside of Beck's and Guinness 0, they're top notch, and they have a lot of different brews so you can actually get some different flavors.

Sprouts is in walking distance from me and they've got a great selection now of NA brews, and a big proportion of their otherwise small alcohol section. They have NA wines, too, aka "I, too, enjoy the flavor of grape juice."

[Rimbo 27092]

3 hours ago, ousux said:

8 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I quit drinking years ago.  I will drink a Guinness 0 once a month or so.  I like them.  Only 60 calories too.

I quit drinking about twice a week, down from about 4-5 during the Chuck Strong years. As for na beer, I find Henieken na actually tastes like real beer and is great for parties where you can't drink because you're driving home.

I'm afraid to even touch Heineken NA because their regular beer is so terrible

[Rimbo 27092]

20 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

NA beer has always seemed to me to be like Decaf coffee - is there really any point to consuming drugs with the active drug ingredient absent?

Non-Alcoholic Beer - When  you don't want to get drunk, but want to pee a lot.

 

 

Yes. I like the taste of good coffee and good beer, and I don't like the drugs.

And if you don't like the taste, that's fine. But I drink really good beer and coffee.

[ousux 5649]

Some of you fuckers need to learn how to use the multiquote. It's the little plus button at the bottom left. 
Or is [mention=411]ousux[/mention] just another Spider2y sock? 

I'm still using tapashit because old habits die hard and it's convenient. Not sure multi-quote is available, but you have my deepest sympathy and apology for absolutely ruining your surly experience.

[texifornia 59084]

And this year's graphic design theme is "ransom note"

 

[Hank_Hill 20111]

Recovering alcoholics thread is thataway —>

[Longhornfrenzy 6356]

[Elmer_Fudd 23036]

19 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

What they don't realize is everything they are saying about Texas is in reality where things stand with the Elk's team.

[Scholz 12312]

I can’t keep up. Is the SEC going to be a gauntlet or were we gifted with a cakewalk schedule? Which is it today?

[DanTheHorn 5092]

21 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Year: 2023

10 Texas 455
Hardest Game: Alabama
Easiest Game: Rice
https://collegefootballnews.com/rankings/college-football-schedule-rankings-easiest-to-hardest-1-133

Year: 2024

42 Texas
2024 Strength of Schedule Score: 528.5
https://collegefootballnews.com/college-football/2024-college-football-strength-of-schedule-rankings-1-134

Oh No! but the SEC has to be harder you stupid sip!

[Pato del Muerto 53606]

Just now, Scholz said:

I can’t keep up. Is the SEC going to be a gauntlet or were we gifted with a cakewalk schedule? Which is it today?

Slow down. They’re still working out how we can lose all of our non-conference games. 

[Tex Long 4678]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Yes. I like the taste of good coffee and good beer, and I don't like the drugs.

And if you don't like the taste, that's fine. But I drink really good beer and coffee.

I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone exclaiming over the savory goodness of a cuppa decaf. Apparently, your mileage varies.

[msucolt45 4237]

Any aggy thinking McNeese might sneak up on them, after a “physical” game vs ND the week before? Don’t think so, as they’re only worried about good ‘ol tu matching up against CSU and Michigan.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4237]

McNeese will score 17+ points on the vaunted aggy Defense. Question is, will the aggy Offense score 30+?

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4237]

McNeese had 4 TOs in the first half alone, as well as some brain farts down the stretch against Tarleton State, a ranked FCS team, in Week 0. Lost 23-26.

Hook’em!!!

[HellesBier 190]

you know that you can put multiple thoughts into one post @msucolt45?

[Deej 77896]

Oh no, we won against teams playing their backup QB's. Before Sark, youu could just about pencil in a loss to a backup QB. A win is a win, and a playoff birth is a playoff birth. What have you done lately, aggy?

[texifornia 59084]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Oh no, we won against teams playing their backup QB's. Before Sark, youu could just about pencil in a loss to a backup QB. A win is a win, and a playoff birth is a playoff birth. What have you done lately, aggy?

But what about a playoff berth?

[Deej 77896]

Just now, texifornia said:

But what about a playoff berth?

Lol. Oops. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Oh no, we won against teams playing their backup QB's. Before Sark, youu could just about pencil in a loss to a backup QB. A win is a win, and a playoff birth is a playoff birth. What have you done lately, aggy?

Gave $77m to man who looks like he eats beans straight out of the can, and hides his tarp so it won't get stolen because he needs it to keep the rain from soaking him. 

[Rimbo 27092]

57 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone exclaiming over the savory goodness of a cuppa decaf. Apparently, your mileage varies.

I make really good coffee.

[msucolt45 4237]

you know that you can put multiple thoughts into one post [mention=2333]msucolt45[/mention]?

Yes - but after a day of work and trying to drink a couple of beers before my wife can start “her counting” of actual beer drank, I’m at a loss of complete paragraphs within one single post. Thank you and I digress.

Hook’em!!!

[deft 7077]

I haven’t had a drink in a little over two weeks. Don’t know why I stopped and don’t know what my goal is at the moment. But I’m going to keep it going for a while. I’ve been pounding sparkling waters at the house. I’ll still have a little gummy in the evening or a thc seltzer at the pool (not some straight edge loser) but it’s been refreshing laying off the booze. It’s the longest I’ve got without since I was in my teens I’d reckon.

[HellesBier 190]

7 minutes ago, deft said:

I haven’t had a drink in a little over two weeks. Don’t know why I stopped and don’t know what my goal is at the moment. But I’m going to keep it going for a while. I’ve been pounding sparkling waters at the house. I’ll still have a little gummy in the evening or a thc seltzer at the pool (not some straight edge loser) but it’s been refreshing laying off the booze. It’s the longest I’ve got without since I was in my teens I’d reckon.

I am heading to Croatia on Saturday so naturally I started prepping by drinking on Tuesday.

[Tex Long 4678]

22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I make really good coffee.

why decaf?

[Pato del Muerto 53606]

Just now, Tex Long said:

why decaf?

WHY NOT?!!

[Deej 77896]

Might as well order chicken fried tofu with cauliflower gravy.

[HellesBier 190]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Might as well order chicken fried tofu with cauliflower gravy.

Might as well just start sucking penis. nttiawtt.

Edited August 28 by HellesBier

[ousux 5649]

Their season ad just dropped - hit the "loyalty" over the baseball highlights because they're fucking cheesedicks
 

"Texas Aggies" huh? Guess they are finally acknowledging they are simply a branch of the University of Texas system. Embarrassing one, but offshoot nonetheless.

[Deej 77896]

11 minutes ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Their season ad just dropped - hit the "loyalty" over the baseball highlights because they're fucking cheesedicks
 

"Texas Aggies" huh? Guess they are finally acknowledging they are simply a branch of the University of Texas system. Embarrassing one, but offshoot nonetheless.

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.