Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 30659]

I do like being back from vacation at least for this:

What player doesn't worry about traffic, vagrancy rates, and good schools for their kids?

 

 

Ummmm:

Singular muscular men writing to impress!

 

Inside every Longhorn recruit is an Aggie trying to bust his way out.

 

And the facilities!

 

 

Why, indeed?

 

Man with buddy close to tu athletic dept.:

 

Edited August 30 by RomaVicta

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1647]

4 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I feel like this is underselling it 

Wyoming beat Tech
App State beat A&M 

this leaves A&M at the bottom of a pile of logs.

FIFY

[Napoleon 8855]

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Sorry for partying.

 

…Sorry for Spartying.

[Updawg 2388]

I really hope this is a troll but you can never tell with those dipshits.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

41 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

<Texas signs better portal class than aggy>

"Sips are relying on the portal too much, we'll beat em with crootin!"

<Texas beats aggy in recruiting>

"Portal is going to be more important going forward, we'll beat those durn sips there!"

The aggy paradox

[Tired Horn 836]

7 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Isn't it just adorable (or as adorable as a mindlessly belligerent rodent gets) how they refer to THE STATION. Like it's some unfathomably happening VIBE capitol instead of a rancid slide of redneck nothing burger, which it most assuredly is.

The fucking Station has never, ever been buzzing. Except maybe with flies.

[Herpa Derpa 6361]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Oh aggy, the smell is coming from inside the house.

[Bevo14 8470]

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

Isn't it just adorable (or as adorable as a mindlessly belligerent rodent gets) how they refer to THE STATION. Like it's some unfathomably happening VIBE capitol instead of a rancid slide of redneck nothing burger, which it most assuredly is.

The fucking Station has never, ever been buzzing. Except maybe with flies.

But it has been lit

Edited August 30 by Bevo14

[TexasTroll 454]

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

Isn't it just adorable (or as adorable as a mindlessly belligerent rodent gets) how they refer to THE STATION. Like it's some unfathomably happening VIBE capitol instead of a rancid slide of redneck nothing burger, which it most assuredly is.

The fucking Station has never, ever been buzzing. Except maybe with flies.

Should be referred to as 

the Comfort Station

[mdleast 8524]

Cracker Barrel Station

[Herpa Derpa 6361]

The Sheep Station

[Armybrat 41459]

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

The fucking Station has never, ever been buzzing. Except maybe with flies.

 

[T-shirt Sip 2209]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

 

 

Yeah, usually the 4th place team doesn’t get a call.

[Butch Had Not 3067]

2 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Yeah, usually the 4th place team doesn’t get a call.

Yup and they are still in the mix because of the strong relationship with Jonah and Elko have developed. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

Has Shit Station been taken yet?

[Texas Wahoo 3631]

45 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Yup and they are still in the mix because of the strong relationship with Jonah and Elko have developed. 

Having seen Elko, I'm pretty sure that strong relationship is gravitational.

[SydneyCarton 49537]

It’s worth noting, as I’ve seen it in a few spots now in various Aggie posts. They’re still talking about their facilities upgrade and having the best facilities in the nation…my guys your facilities went in what, 10-12 years ago? I’m not saying they’re dated, or even shitty, but other schools have been building mega facilities for a decade since theirs were installed. They’re probably around 10-12 in the country at this point. And yet those knobs are sitting there thinking about how they shouldn’t have to put up with _____ because they have the gosh darned best facilities n the country*

 

classic Aggie. Living on past glory that wasn’t even a real championship of any kind and being indignant about their current failure. 
 

*In 2014

[SquishMitten 10498]

12 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Isn't it just adorable (or as adorable as a mindlessly belligerent rodent gets) how they refer to THE STATION. Like it's some unfathomably happening VIBE capitol instead of a rancid slide of redneck nothing burger, which it most assuredly is.

The fucking Station has never, ever been buzzing. Except maybe with flies.

Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa. He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin. It’s all perspective. When you grow up in a field, I can see why a bigger field with a couple bars on it would look pretty sweet.

[TexasTroll 454]

7 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa. He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin. It’s all perspective. When you grow up in a field, I can see why a bigger field with a couple bars on it would look pretty sweet.

When you grow up in a field it’s no wonder one parties with dirt.

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

13 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin.

[DaysOff 8223]

19 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa. He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin. It’s all perspective. When you grow up in a field, I can see why a bigger field with a couple bars on it would look pretty sweet.

He's wrong and should become a Tech fan.

[Tex Pete 21524]

20 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa. He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin. It’s all perspective. When you grow up in a field, I can see why a bigger field with a couple bars on it would look pretty sweet.

I like small towns. And I think College Station is as dull a place as I have ever been.I have never had a good time there. Even after a Horns win, I leave CS regretting the trip.

I guess if you like hanging around goobers, it’s Mecca. 

[hookemATL 12323]

There are plenty of smaller college towns that have personality and/or redeeming qualities that make them fun to visit and check out. Especially with the background of a cfb game going on, it can be a badass experience. 
 

BCS has none of that. It’s not a fun place to visit. There is nothing to do, the food is garbage, and there are weirdos everywhere smelling their fingers and squeezing their nuts like cultists. 
 

I question your cognitive function if you find college station appealing in any form or fashion. 

[crash_davis 23470]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s worth noting, as I’ve seen it in a few spots now in various Aggie posts. They’re still talking about their facilities upgrade and having the best facilities in the nation…

The have the best trophy case in the world. Tons of room for trophies, any trophies.

[Doc Daneeka 6797]

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I like small towns. And I think College Station is as dull a place as I have ever been.I have never had a good time there. Even after a Horns win, I leave CS regretting the trip.

I guess if you like hanging around goobers, it’s Mecca. 

Yeah, but small towns can have charm. A giant strip mall with some Soviet architecture, not so much. 

[utee94 16091]

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

The have the best trophy case in the world. Tons of room for trophies, any trophies.

They paid top dollar for some high quality furniture to house those trophies-- we're talking Honduran mahogany with Waterford crystal and shit-- and they'll be damned before they mess up the aesthetic by cluttering it with actual trophies.

 

 

 

Edited August 30 by utee94

[Scholz 12312]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa.

I think I see the problem.

[WinningIsHard 4171]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s worth noting, as I’ve seen it in a few spots now in various Aggie posts. They’re still talking about their facilities upgrade and having the best facilities in the nation…my guys your facilities went in what, 10-12 years ago? I’m not saying they’re dated, or even shitty, but other schools have been building mega facilities for a decade since theirs were installed. They’re probably around 10-12 in the country at this point. And yet those knobs are sitting there thinking about how they shouldn’t have to put up with _____ because they have the gosh darned best facilities n the country*

 

classic Aggie. Living on past glory that wasn’t even a real championship of any kind and being indignant about their current failure. 
 

*In 2014

[RomaVicta 30659]

Fresh. Original. Heeeere we go.

 Ain't nobody got time for this.

Here's a succinct review of the whole giant-bear-wolf thing that's in the proverbs.

1 Sleepy giant. Got it!  Beneath the sewagy soil of College Station lives the legend of a giant!

2 Or a hungry bear,

3 Ravenous, grizzly, and just leaving the Ramada Inn College Station way after check-out time.

? But this terrifying imagery is actually welcome! Classic Olin reversal! The terrifying grizzly is of course preferred to the mystified wolf that just wandered on to the scene. 

There ya go. Ol' Olin's grasp of how many times the Ags have started seasons ranked high is a little off, but their aspirations are ever high, so you're good there, my friend. Now bring the whole wolf thing home, hallowed scribe! 

They cry, "wolf." Brilliant and apt!   The sleeping giant bear is scary and obviously a real thing in the your heads. But, fear the wolf because you're like the little boy who made up a threat then was devoured by the real thing? 

Of course, that watershed victory over Alabama in 2012 when Mr. Johnny Football himself seized that victory and changed A&M's trajectory forever! Bravo, O-Man!

Oh. Guess the trajectory has been maddeningly consistent, after all. Sad.

One, those guys are all out of eligibility. Two, all but Rudy are dead. Three, Rudy was a lovable scrub not Paul Hornung (dead) or Joe Montana (he'd still kick your ass if he was eligible).

At least Handsome Mike Elko confirms Olin's point about the importance of this game:

FUCK! Not again!

Fret not Olin, Mikey has been infected by your genius for reversal!

Interesting distinction there, Coach Elk.

Whew!

Olin, tell us where this victory will place this newly awakened hungry giant grizzly bear! A&M will take it's rightful place in the world of college blue bloods!

Heres a clip from Olin's game analysis:

These aspects would surely give the giant that needed nudge.

Edited August 30 by RomaVicta

[SquishMitten 10498]

57 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I think I see the problem.

Well, yeah. Not the brightest of the bunch out there. At least we get direct flights from Austin now so I can get in and out posthaste! 

[RomaVicta 30659]

 What's he pointing at?

Edited August 30 by RomaVicta

[SydneyCarton 49537]

6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 What's he pointing at?

Utah, gimme 5. 

[Frank Drebin 5840]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s worth noting, as I’ve seen it in a few spots now in various Aggie posts. They’re still talking about their facilities upgrade and having the best facilities in the nation…my guys your facilities went in what, 10-12 years ago? I’m not saying they’re dated, or even shitty, but other schools have been building mega facilities for a decade since theirs were installed. They’re probably around 10-12 in the country at this point. And yet those knobs are sitting there thinking about how they shouldn’t have to put up with _____ because they have the gosh darned best facilities n the country*

 

classic Aggie. Living on past glory that wasn’t even a real championship of any kind and being indignant about their current failure. 
 

*In 2014

I think at this point in the NIL era, allocating dollars to players instead of buildings is more beneficial. 

[utee94 16091]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

I think at this point in the NIL era, allocating dollars to players instead of buildings is more beneficial. 

Absolutely.  Which is why it's so funny watching those rubes stay stuck in the paradigm from a decade ago.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1321]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

The have the best trophy case in the world. Tons of room for trophies, any trophies.

[TotallyLegit 3115]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Fresh. Original. Heeeere we go.

 Ain't nobody got time for this.

Here's a succinct review of the whole giant-bear-wolf thing that's in the proverbs.

1 Sleepy giant. Got it!  Beneath the sewagy soil of College Station lives the legend of a giant!

2 Or a hungry bear,

3 Ravenous, grizzly, and just leaving the Ramada Inn College Station way after check-out time.

? But this terrifying imagery is actually welcome! Classic Olin reversal! The terrifying grizzly is of course preferred to the mystified wolf that just wandered on to the scene. 

There ya go. Ol' Olin's grasp of how many times the Ags have started seasons ranked high is a little off, but their aspirations are ever high, so you're good there, my friend. Now bring the whole wolf thing home, hallowed scribe! 

They cry, "wolf." Brilliant and apt!   The sleeping giant bear is scary and obviously a real thing in the your heads. But, fear the wolf because you're like the little boy who made up a threat then was devoured by the real thing? 

Of course, that watershed victory over Alabama in 2012 when Mr. Johnny Football himself seized that victory and changed A&M's trajectory forever! Bravo, O-Man!

Oh. Guess the trajectory has been maddeningly consistent, after all. Sad.

One, those guys are all out of eligibility. Two, all but Rudy are dead. Three, Rudy was a lovable scrub not Paul Hornung (dead) or Joe Montana (he'd still kick your ass if he was eligible).

At least Handsome Mike Elko confirms Olin's point about the importance of this game:

FUCK! Not again!

Fret not Olin, Mikey has been infected by your genius for reversal!

Interesting distinction there, Coach Elk.

Whew!

Olin, tell us where this victory will place this newly awakened hungry giant grizzly bear! A&M will take it's rightful place in the world of college blue bloods!

Heres a clip from Olin's game analysis:

These aspects would surely give the giant that needed nudge.

I'm reading this with music from Peter and the Wolf playing in the background.

[crash_davis 23470]

11 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

His mom has 2 nice store bought trophies.

[Park Gothic 5376]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I like small towns. And I think College Station is as dull a place as I have ever been.I have never had a good time there. Even after a Horns win, I leave CS regretting the trip.

I guess if you like hanging around goobers, it’s Mecca. 

It's too big to have any small town charm. Nothing but strip malls, chain restaurants, and non-descript brick containers that people call homes. It's like someone looked at all these bland, master-planned exurbs cropping around Houston and thought "I want that, but a school." And conversely, it's not big enough to be interesting. Other than the school, there isn't shit going on and the school only appeals to Aggies. 

[TotallyLegit 3115]

3 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's too big to have any small town charm. Nothing but strip malls, chain restaurants, and non-descript brick containers that people call homes. It's like someone looked at all these bland, master-planned exurbs cropping around Houston and thought "I want that, but a school." And conversely, it's not big enough to be interesting. Other than the school, there isn't shit going on and the school only appeals to Aggies. 

I couldn't agree more. It reminds me of Allen or something. And no offense to Allen, but it's not a college town. Maybe in 1,000 years when our planet looks like Coruscant, CS will be a fun place.

[BurntOrange&White 42023]

58 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think at this point in the NIL era, allocating dollars to players instead of buildings is more beneficial. 

Depends on the donor...I feel like most big big money donors would be more apt to donating to facilities than a college player. 

[BurntOrange&White 42023]

10 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's too big to have any small town charm. Nothing but strip malls, chain restaurants, and non-descript brick containers that people call homes. It's like someone looked at all these bland, master-planned exurbs cropping around Houston and thought "I want that, but a school." And conversely, it's not big enough to be interesting. Other than the school, there isn't shit going on and the school only appeals to Aggies. 

New Braunfels and College station are roughly the same size. New Braunfels actually feels like a small town where as College Station feels like a generic suburb of a metroplex but in the middle of no where.

[LonghornSean 4108]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Fresh. Original. Heeeere we go.

 Ain't nobody got time for this.

Here's a succinct review of the whole giant-bear-wolf thing that's in the proverbs.

1 Sleepy giant. Got it!  Beneath the sewagy soil of College Station lives the legend of a giant!

2 Or a hungry bear,

3 Ravenous, grizzly, and just leaving the Ramada Inn College Station way after check-out time.

? But this terrifying imagery is actually welcome! Classic Olin reversal! The terrifying grizzly is of course preferred to the mystified wolf that just wandered on to the scene. 

There ya go. Ol' Olin's grasp of how many times the Ags have started seasons ranked high is a little off, but their aspirations are ever high, so you're good there, my friend. Now bring the whole wolf thing home, hallowed scribe! 

They cry, "wolf." Brilliant and apt!   The sleeping giant bear is scary and obviously a real thing in the your heads. But, fear the wolf because you're like the little boy who made up a threat then was devoured by the real thing? 

Of course, that watershed victory over Alabama in 2012 when Mr. Johnny Football himself seized that victory and changed A&M's trajectory forever! Bravo, O-Man!

Oh. Guess the trajectory has been maddeningly consistent, after all. Sad.

One, those guys are all out of eligibility. Two, all but Rudy are dead. Three, Rudy was a lovable scrub not Paul Hornung (dead) or Joe Montana (he'd still kick your ass if he was eligible).

At least Handsome Mike Elko confirms Olin's point about the importance of this game:

FUCK! Not again!

Fret not Olin, Mikey has been infected by your genius for reversal!

Interesting distinction there, Coach Elk.

Whew!

Olin, tell us where this victory will place this newly awakened hungry giant grizzly bear! A&M will take it's rightful place in the world of college blue bloods!

Heres a clip from Olin's game analysis:

These aspects would surely give the giant that needed nudge.

 

Let me guess, they are "Oozing" championship mentality.

 https://texags.com/s/40927/aggies-ooze-confidence-and-championship-mentality-ahead-of-2021-season

[Armybrat 41459]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 What's he pointing at?

Calling his shot at the guy selling maroon cotton candy in the upper deck of the tackle box.

[crash_davis 23470]

8 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Let me guess, they are "Oozing" championship mentality.

 https://texags.com/s/40927/aggies-ooze-confidence-and-championship-mentality-ahead-of-2021-season

How it's starting

 

How it will end, always.

[Armybrat 41459]

[nnm 38026]

5 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa. He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin. It’s all perspective. When you grow up in a field, I can see why a bigger field with a couple bars on it would look pretty sweet.

TAMU’s football Jesus disagrees with him. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331334/Johnny-Manziel-spotted-Austin-club-Cleveland-Browns-bye-week.html

https://www.tmz.com/2014/07/07/johnny-manziel-moonlighting-as-a-bartender-in-austin/

 

Edited August 30 by nnm

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3661]

is MrPhlegm still around somewhere?

[linux 1787]

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think at this point in the NIL era, allocating dollars to players instead of buildings is more beneficial. 

Speak for yourself their new lazy river will attract what people say are the best recruits.

[SquishMitten 10498]

44 minutes ago, nnm said:

TAMU’s football Jesus disagrees with him. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331334/Johnny-Manziel-spotted-Austin-club-Cleveland-Browns-bye-week.html

https://www.tmz.com/2014/07/07/johnny-manziel-moonlighting-as-a-bartender-in-austin/

 

Obviously that's a long time ago, but from the headline, it was taken during a bye week...and there's a picture of him rolling up a dollar bill in the bathroom. Hilarious.

[Frank Drebin 5840]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

Depends on the donor...I feel like most big big money donors would be more apt to donating to facilities than a college player. 

That isn't responsive to the point I was making.  I am talking about what recruits would prefer receiving, not what donors would prefer donating.  Most recruits would prefer to have more money in their pocket than nicer facilities.