Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Harvdog 2417]

20 hours ago, Updawg said:

I really hope this is a troll but you can never tell with those dipshits.

There is such an opportunity to get an NIL agreement from this place

 

https://www.stationcasinos.com

 

it’s lit 

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

aggy loss confirmed.

 

[texifornia 59088]

 

[TheBryMan81 2634]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I ain't reading all that. 

I'm happy for you though.

Or sorry that happened to you.

[linux 1787]

They never learn that photoshop is not official official but TexAgs official

[RomaVicta 30659]

I hope that trophy isn't looking for any of his brothers. 

[MAUFRAIS 6747]

Dirty’s wants that bad.

[Deej 77907]

Looch looking longingly at it, wondering how it would feel up his ass.

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

Cult Girl and Kanye Boy are having a night. 

[Harvdog 2417]

Flipped on the opening to game day.  It’s hilarious that Aggies are more interested in doing horns down than thumbs up.  We don’t even play for 3 months and that’s all they were showing. 

[Hagbard Celine 11298]

21 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm reading this with music from Peter and the Wolf playing in the background.

goddamn this is perfect for olin faggotry:

 

[Hagbard Celine 11298]

19 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

That isn't responsive to the point I was making.  I am talking about what recruits would prefer receiving, not what donors would prefer donating.  Most recruits would prefer to have more money in their pocket than nicer facilities.

you stupid sip, that best-in-galaxyy whirlpool OWES aggy a natty

[Doc Daneeka 6797]

2 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Flipped on the opening to game day.  It’s hilarious that Aggies are more interested in doing horns down than thumbs up.  We don’t even play for 3 months and that’s all they were showing. 

You should steer clear of watching the WVU fans, then. They doing it and may never play Texas again. 

[derp 845]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Summarized by ChatGPT. Twitter needs a "summarize my shit" button because I wasn't reading that either.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

3 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Flipped on the opening to game day.  It’s hilarious that Aggies are more interested in doing horns down than thumbs up.  We don’t even play for 3 months and that’s all they were showing. 

Were they screaming "Facilities! Facilities! Facilities!"?

[Napoleon 8855]

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Were they screaming "Facilities! Facilities! Facilities!"?

And ND fans responded:

¡Fácil!

¡Fácil!

¡Fácil!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

32 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

And ND fans responded:

¡Fácil!

¡Fácil!

¡Fácil!

I really shouldn't be chuckling as much as I am at this comment lol 

[Ashylarry 270]

3 hours ago, derp said:

Summarized by ChatGPT. Twitter needs a "summarize my shit" button because I wasn't reading that either.

 

[Rimbo 27093]

On 8/28/2024 at 4:24 PM, Tex Long said:

why decaf?

I'm old, and don't need so much caffeine. I get to drink more good coffee this way.

[Tex Long 4683]

52 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'm old, and don't need so much caffeine. I get to drink more good coffee this way.

So much? Do you drink other caffeinated stuff?

[RomaVicta 30659]

I just looked. There's not a Texas game thread on TexAgs, or it's been deleted. 

I guess they really don't care about us anymore. 

[SimkinsMan 4555]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I just looked. There's not a Texas game thread on TexAgs, or it's been deleted. 

I guess they really don't care about us anymore. 

They deleted it. It was half filled with people questioning how good Colorado State was, and half of the people saying it was above TexAgs readers to stoop to watch tu.

[RomaVicta 30659]

It would have been even more psycho had they managed to not create it at all to prove they don't care. They would have had one of their torchlight rallies to get everybody aboard.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It would have been even more psycho had they managed to not create it at all to prove they don't care. They would have had one of their bonfire rallies to get everybody aboard.

Fify

[General Specific 3508]

Summarized by ChatGPT. Twitter needs a "summarize my shit" button because I wasn't reading that either.

If ChatGTP was worth a shit, it should have summarized it down to, “Fuck aggy, that is all!”

[Doc Daneeka 6797]

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I just looked. There's not a Texas game thread on TexAgs, or it's been deleted. 

I guess they really don't care about us anymore. 

 

[texifornia 59088]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53610]

They were trying to talk themselves into csu giving us a game all week. They are probably disappointed with the new realization that csu must be the worst team in d1 history.  

[texifornia 59088]

 

[Harvdog 2417]

Elko has a Sweat type belly 

[Pato del Muerto 53610]

3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Elko has a Sweat type belly 

He could do the Chris Nelson belly rub when the defense makes a play

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[deft 7080]

C-wiggy just gifted a domer his turnover sword!

And other sentences that have never before been constructed

[Da Fino 2821]

They are not having a good time. 

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

22 minutes ago, deft said:

C-wiggy just gifted a domer his turnover sword!

And other sentences that have never before been constructed

Weigman can construct a sentence? 

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

aggy offensive recruiting now : if you’re not an OL, keep it moving. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

I bet the dude who started that Connor Weigman sucks thread might be dead before midnight.

[Deej 77907]

26 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

They are not having a good time. 

Wrong. Holgerson is at the Chicken.

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

Freeman is tarded.

[hook me 2166]

wow

[derp 845]

30 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

They are not having a good time. 

Weigman is carrying on the aggy tradition of mediocrity. Build the statue.

[mdleast 8524]

Nm

[Burt Macklin 19230]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

I see Elko’s advertising the new Ol Sarge weather balloon, on sale at Aggie Outfitters now! 

[Elmer_Fudd 23039]

[kwood4408 768]

Weigman is fucking horrid

[BurntOrange&White 42023]

@closetojumping aggies have TJ Shanahan in at center because of injuries so far, haha

[Hank_Hill 20112]

[Pato del Muerto 53610]

LETS GO IRISH

[Harvdog 2417]

I hate ND.  But tonight, I love them. Fuck the Aggies. This was fantastic to watch. 

[SimkinsMan 4555]

Aggy does two things exceptionally well: moral victories and excuses. Looks like the Wiggy narrative is already building.