Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Pato del Muerto 53609]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They proved klatt wrong, and then some!

[Gidnik 3507]

I wonder what those 100 recruits thought of this loss

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

That looked like two 8th grade B teams battling it out for the bottom of district. Thank you ESPN and GameDay schedulers. 

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

I wonder what those 100 recruits thought of this loss

That their high school OC is a better coach than Klein. 

[Deej 77907]

[Hermanator 7715]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

 

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

So who do our coaches want in their class other than Muffin Top? 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

 

[Rimbo 27093]

7 hours ago, Tex Long said:

So much? Do you drink other caffeinated stuff?

Might have a coke here and there, maybe once or twice a month.

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

i react the same way to aggy home games so this is pretty close to the mark for me

[BornAndRaised 12896]

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping aggies have TJ Shanahan in at center because of injuries so far, haha

Funny that they're having to use TJ Shanahan, not because of the injuries, right?

[Deej 77907]

[Rickylovesweed 15575]

This hire was doomed to failure the moment they hired Klein. We will see if he cuts bait after year 1. 

Klein is a good fit at a school like KState but this was such a weird fit at aggy. . 

Edited September 1 by Rickylovesweed

[BornAndRaised 12896]

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

Reality sucks for them.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 23039]

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This hire was doomed to failure the moment they hired Klein. We will see if he cuts bait after year 1. 

Klein is a good fit at a school like KState but this was such a weird fit at aggy. . 

Klein is really no different than Dumbo:  ball control, milk the clock, run first/TE usage.  Only difference is Klein likes to run the QB, which surprisingly he didn't do much tonight.  It works at KState when you have OL's year after year made of up 4th/5th year guys.

[Rickylovesweed 15575]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Klein is really no different than Dumbo:  ball control, milk the clock, run first/TE usage.  Only difference is Klein likes to run the QB, which surprisingly he didn't do much tonight.  It works at KState when you have OL's year after year made of up 4th/5th year guys.

It also works when going 8-4 is fine at a school like KState. That style of play can sometimes set a decent floor but you aren’t winning anything of importance. 

[BurntOrange&White 42022]

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

@immamac I’m good for $1k every Texas playoff game Ted Cruz stays away from. 

[Deej 77907]

[nnm 38026]

Tomorrow’s screencaps from Texags are going to be glorious. I’m sure looch is busy deleting threads and banning people. 

[billfromlaketravis 11882]

Again, Texas State would boat race aggy and Notre Dame. I hope they get a chance to prove me right. 

[Hermanator 7715]

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Why are they so pissed? They're a rebuilding program that just fired their coach and hosted a top 10 team in week 1.

Now, we all know ND isn't anywhere near the best 10 teams in the country but they don't know that. 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 23039]

 

[WBT 21001]

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16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Again, Texas State would boat race aggy and Notre Dame. I hope they get a chance to prove me right. 

That would be funny, but it’s a stretch. The Bobcats barely eked out a win against the mighty FCS Lamar Cardinals. At home. They looked almost as sloppy as aggy and Irish. 

[WBT 21001]

[BornAndRaised 12896]

[Nueces River Rat 5802]

[Elmer_Fudd 23039]

While Texags is providing greatness, let's not forget the 247 board either.

 

Edited September 1 by Elmer_Fudd

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[nnm 38026]

[Gidnik 3507]

 

[RomaVicta 30658]

1 hour ago, kwood4408 said:

Weigman is fucking horrid

Yep. He really hurt his Heisman chances this week. Look for great numbers next week against...

He'll be right back in the thick of it!

[Elmer_Fudd 23039]

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

God. I hope no know tries to tickle that thing. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

“Elko is obese… he would be discharged from the military for his BMI” 

[BornAndRaised 12896]

[RomaVicta 30658]

To review:

Notre Dame had fewer takeaways in their losses. Avoiding turnovers will help A&M. Playoffs, baby!

HOWDY!

[Victor Lazlo 1814]

[Tex Pete 21524]

On 8/30/2024 at 9:13 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

Yeah, but small towns can have charm. A giant strip mall with some Soviet architecture, not so much. 

Strip Mall Station

[Beau Vine 55901]

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Edited September 1 by Beau Vine

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[WBT 21001]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

*1 overtime

[Rickylovesweed 15575]

Olin talking about the playoffs when aggy has 1 ten win season in the last 25 years is perfectly on brand for aggy. 

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

They’re evolving.

[HoustonHorn 1064]

I am so looking forward to the NDAgDad post talking about how he went to Notre Dame but he couldn't understand why his daughter decided to go to Texas A&M. Now he gets it and wishes he had gone to A&M too instead of ND after witnessing the most amazing atmosphere unlike anything else in the history of college football. Tradition far exceeding that of any school, including his alma mater. The friendliest people who saved the family from a burning car and drove them to the stadium and then took the family dog to the best veterinary school in the world to save it from terminal cancer.

It's time to soothe the BAS pain with a good old fashioned "We're just better people post." I imagine Liucci is drafting it right now. Calm the masses Liucci, it's time to calm and distract the masses. They are restless.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait! How will he beat us, guaranteed, like he proclaimed????

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

And yet you morons eat it up every season. Every year is "the year" the sleeping giant awakens! It's just one loss, guys! Wait until you play teams that have actual QBs that can throw a forward with accuracy. 

[TexLonghorn 5737]

Elko finishing his address to the 100 recruits right before kickoff:

Fat Elk: "...and that's why y'all shouldn't go to evil tu (teehee).  Any questions for me before the game?"

Jerome Myles: "Uh, yeah.  Coach?"

Fat Elk: "Yeah, Jerry, whatchoo got?"

Jerome: "It's Jerome.  But hey, could you get a passing yard for me?  It would be so special."

Fat Elk: "You got it, Jerry!  A passing yard just for you!"    *all the recruits mutter*

Another recruit: "All of us, Coach!  Could you get a passing yard for all 100 of us??"

Fat Elk: "Um, well sure.  We'll do even better than that!  We'll get 3 or 4 passing yards for each of you guys!  Three or four hundred total passing yards!  That's how great the quarterback you could be playing alongside is!"

Recruits: "Yay!"

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