Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[linux 1660]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

1 I smell a theme.

2 Thanks for specifying it was a college game there, Olin baby.

3 Neither was ours. Advantage A&M.

 

Now rhymes and more theme. He could have taken poetic license to add the s to Bussey's flash but integrity.

One would hope, Mike. One would hope.

Let it go, man. Fortuna played little part in the college football home loss last week to start the season.

 No.

Ain't much left of that dead horse, amigo. Lay some sly theming on me.

Okay, buddy. Bring it on home and tie the thematic bow at the end. On the Florida game:

Ever reliable.

Thanks, man.

Olin thinks these morons are easily distracted by rhymes, and he might be correct the entire season will be them posting shitty rhymes to distract from the fact that their passing game is a pure disaster.

[Magus Ossis 2800]

[Olin] Violets are purple, roses are not

our passing game is feculent snot

[Vertigo 20285]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s so much to love about their rationalizations. I think it’s one of the key elements to their collective make-up that makes them perennial losers. Sure, some guys can look at circumstances and work through how improve upon them honestly, but for the most part, they’ll always ignore what’s wrong, because it pulls on their insecurities, and then work on superficial and non-essential problems. 

One of my favorite things that they allude to lately is the lumping in of Georgia as some sort of issue for them in holding them back from their elusive rise to glory. They’ve played Georgia once since joining the SEC. Once! How the fuck has Georgia hampered anything for them?

They keep taking their place in the SEC championship stupid sip. Without Georgia, A&M would have won the east multiple times.

[RomaVicta 29907]

I think I'll hit a couple of bromides from Texags.

 

We scored 31 on Washington. Offense wasn't the problem.

We scored 28 on Iowa State including: 

 

We scored 30 against OU including: 

We know offense was not the problem in any of these games and certainly not the passing game.

 

Texas isn't very good. Their only real test will be Georgia. 

If only Georgia, the number one team in the nation, will be a test for us, how is that a statement about us not being very good?

 

It occurs to me that "underachieve" is the euphemism for their program similar to the belief that their team never actually loses but are merely "outscored." 

Being a largely losing program in the decades after WW2 until the cheat fest of th 80s and 90s after which they have actually improved their overall record as losers to become mediocre. Being 8-4 pretty regularly represents their pinnacle so far outside of their probation years when they never even played in a national championship game.

You are what your record says you are. Accept that. Address that. Stop lying to yourself...well, actually, keep lying to yourself. Be you.

Edited September 8 by RomaVicta

[Ricky's one-hitter 9114]

Have another, big guy

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Exactly. “The sips suck. Their only real test is currently the consensus #1 team in the country.” Hmmm.

Maybe I’m misremembering, but in about a month Texas will have played Georgia more times than the Aggies have since they joined the SEC. Affirmative action scheduling, indeed. 

[Deej 76791]

I'm thinking the SEC powers that be kept aggy off Georgia's schedule all these years to keep from hurting Georgia's SOS.

[BigHornedLurker 1939]

Mouth breathers on secrant all too excited to claim us as their own . 

 

Some debate if we are 1 or 2 , but the round table of weekend activities bleeding into rant and reddit has got to be eating away at the aggy hive mind 

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

On 9/7/2024 at 12:49 PM, deft said:

white

male

born uvalde

longview '89

methodist

irish

RELATED TO CONFEDERATE BRIGADIER GENERAL DANDRIDGE MCCRAE

not getting in to aggy in 1989

/sure jan

also per his wiki, he originally wanted to go to smu but decided to not burn family money on private tuition

their fanfic is spiraling out of control

 

[Nivek 16930]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

white

male

born uvalde

longview '89

methodist

irish

RELATED TO CONFEDERATE BRIGADIER GENERAL DANDRIDGE MCCRAE

not getting in to aggy in 1989

/sure jan

also per his wiki, he originally wanted to go to smu but decided to not burn family money on private tuition

their fanfic is spiraling out of control

 

When you think about it they just really deep down want to be us.  That they cannot just burns them up.   Their school was a spin-off of ours, their football program is mired in perpetual mediocrity, and their academics while they have some elite talent, they just cannot accept and embrace their station.   They celebrate their stolen valor identity and act as if they are on par with a true military academy while never understanding how pathetic that makes them.  They cannot see someone else do well without trying to downplay it, copy it, or pretend they are somehow a part of it and they are divorced from reality because of it.  This is why they hire bad coaches and hype them up, lose the best talent they get, and continuously look backwards to the good old days because they know there is not future success.   

[ousux 5597]

If Houston could beat or at least give OU a scare.

Done

[ousux 5597]

I would recommend they stop being collective mouth breathers and weird assholes and try to join normal society. 
 

Hell to the no, fuck that! I mean besides the fact having aggy blend into normal society would be creepy, (sort of like reptilians masquerading as human) where would we get non stop entertainment?

[Fletch 5800]

8 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

There’s too much to comment on, but one thing from those posts jumped out to me - the comment about how we wanted to fire Sark halfway through the 2022 season. 

Halfway through 2022 we had taken Bama to the wire, beaten a good KSU squad on the road, and, oh yeah, had Arch fucking Manning committed. Things weren’t perfect, but the trajectory was phenomenal. Literally no one at Texas wanted Sark fired. 

But you know how thought we did? Fucking Aggies.

They spammed their dank little corners of the internet with speculation about how our boosters demanded that Arch start and that we were too impatient to let anyone develop. They told themselves we were soft and mercurial and that Sark’s seat was on fire. As always, they read rank speculation from a dubious source, warped it even farther to fit their narrative, then repeated it until it became a “fact” on TexAgs. 

That comment about wanting to fire Sark perfectly encapsulates the Aggie media spin cycle. They shit something out, eat it, shit it out and eat it again, and like the taste more and more with each serving. They wonder why they never meet expectations…if you like to eat shit and are willing to pay for it, people like Lucci will happily serve it to you. 
 

It would be infuriating if it weren’t so laughable and pathetic. 

Ah yes. Another one of their traditions. In 04, my dad was picking me up from a friends house. I come to the front door and he goes “guess what bowl we’re playing in?” I go “sighhhh the holiday bowl again?” “Nope! The Rose Bowl!!!” And my friends stupid aggy dad goes “well, guess y’all aren’t firing Mack this year…” dude we were like 10-1 or something when they announced. In what world were we firing Mack after 04!?!?

[ousux 5597]

We played tougher schedules than they did like 9 of the last 12 years.  Because 9 conference games and their garbage non conference.   They also had South Carolina as their permanent rival.  Those idiots are impervious to facts.  

I still don't see the logic in "recruiting for the SEC yet playing in the Big12"...somehow gives us an advantage in the SEC? Especially when you consider aggys best year in the SEC was with players recruited for the Big12. Does not compute..

[ousux 5597]

Tired: 10 year head start on playing sec big boy football. 
Wired: got to play in big dumpster fire but recruit under sec banner. 

Nevermind we never intended to announce the SEC move 3 years early and it was someone at aggy who fed their Houston Chronicle mouthpiece with that info. Those simple facts seem to elude them.

[Longhornfrenzy 5720]

Just missed 

[Armybrat 40844]

 

Jesus Christ couldn’t help them.

 

Edited September 8 by Armybrat

[Longhornfrenzy 5720]

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I'm a big fan of the guy that writes off our win against Michigan but then says Mississippi State is a good team 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I'm a big fan of the guy that writes off our win against Michigan but then says Mississippi State is a good team 

Mississippi State is a good team until Texas beats them, in which case they were known JAGs.

[Frank Drebin 5639]

Last year we beat the SEC champ in their stadium by double digits while taking a knee in scoring position. 

[linux 1660]

9 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

There’s too much to comment on, but one thing from those posts jumped out to me - the comment about how we wanted to fire Sark halfway through the 2022 season. 

Halfway through 2022 we had taken Bama to the wire, beaten a good KSU squad on the road, and, oh yeah, had Arch fucking Manning committed. Things weren’t perfect, but the trajectory was phenomenal. Literally no one at Texas wanted Sark fired. 

But you know how thought we did? Fucking Aggies.

They spammed their dank little corners of the internet with speculation about how our boosters demanded that Arch start and that we were too impatient to let anyone develop. They told themselves we were soft and mercurial and that Sark’s seat was on fire. As always, they read rank speculation from a dubious source, warped it even farther to fit their narrative, then repeated it until it became a “fact” on TexAgs. 

That comment about wanting to fire Sark perfectly encapsulates the Aggie media spin cycle. They shit something out, eat it, shit it out and eat it again, and like the taste more and more with each serving. They wonder why they never meet expectations…if you like to eat shit and are willing to pay for it, people like Lucci will happily serve it to you. 
 

It would be infuriating if it weren’t so laughable and pathetic. 

There is always some idiot, there was an annoying poster at the secrant that wanted Sark fired early last season, but to be fair they could all be other team trolls

That said the idiots that sit in front of me in games (regardless of where I sit) makes me think they are real.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

1. “Lost all their talent”

2. “Washington talent”

[linux 1660]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

21 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I would recommend they stop being collective mouth breathers and weird assholes and try to join normal society. 
 

Hell to the no, fuck that! I mean besides the fact having aggy blend into normal society would be creepy, (sort of like reptilians masquerading as human) where would we get non stop entertainment?

Exactly I don't go to OU forums because they were hyper critical after 51-3 vs Temple. What fun in going there if they agree with me?

Texas A&M would have dropped the confetti after a win like that in week 1, meanwhile on texags that aggie propping up the Mcnesse St win... is hard drugs.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

23 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

The world came tumbling down...

shaka, when the walls fell

[Funk Doctor Spock 12201]

You can't take anyone serious who says "irregardless". Fucking aggy, man. 

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

54 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I'm a big fan of the guy that writes off our win against Michigan but then says Mississippi State is a good team 

That’s because MS is sec.

[HtownHorn 14682]

Are these posts claiming MSU and OU are good teams before both teams looked like hammered dog shit Saturday night? After enjoying the fuck out of Texas naming their score against Michigan, I will say the rest of the SEC (on our schedule), outside of Georgia looks really bad so far this season.

Edited September 8 by HtownHorn

[Deej 76791]

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I'm a big fan of the guy that writes off our win against Michigan but then says Mississippi State is a good team 

But Michigan lost double-digit starters to the draft, unlike tu, who lost...wait, never mind.

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

@ Florida, Bowling Green (gave Penn State a test), and Arkansas on a neutral field. 

This is not a tough part of the schedule but I still say aggy goes 2-1 or 1-2 during this stretch. They have sucked on the road, the Arkansas offense isn't bad, and Bowling Green at least has a pulse. 

[Junior Bonner 6249]

Mizzou looks alright. Tennessee looks decent. I’m not writing off Alabama. 
 

Frankly, name a conference better than the SEC. B1G? I don’t think so. 

[Duane Moore 5237]

I hate to explain it to these dum-dums but there are going to be 7-8 “very good, but not great” teams getting in the CFP this year. Based on early returns I think we are one of the top 3-4 teams, but most of the teams getting in will have flaws that can be picked apart. ATM, of course, is not even in the “very good” discussion and will have to show a lot more just to end the season ranked. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

12 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

We played tougher schedules than they did like 9 of the last 12 years.  Because 9 conference games and their garbage non conference.   They also had South Carolina as their permanent rival.  Those idiots are impervious to facts.  

I still don't see the logic in "recruiting for the SEC yet playing in the Big12"...somehow gives us an advantage in the SEC? Especially when you consider aggys best year in the SEC was with players recruited for the Big12. Does not compute..

The world will be bent in any which way that allows Aggies to see an unfair advantage for Texas.

We went into MIchigan's stadium and dominated every aspect of the game in front of a full crowd. We had Michigan's attention. That's not easy. The never-win-away-from-Kyle Aggies would have been weeping after the beatdown had they been in our place yesterday, and they know it.

Now the same lame brains who were predicting we would stumble and be bad this year are demanding that opinions must wait for the end of the season. It's copium. tu is bad unless they beat the number one team in the nation.

Such joyless, humorless schizophrenics. The world must conform to their need to believe they are wonderful and being thwarted by debil conspiracies from debil tu and the sports media.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

“Obviously, the SEC grind of playing Mississippi State weakened Georgia and that’s why the sips and the zebras were able to steal that game.”

Edited September 8 by Doc Daneeka

[Longhornfrenzy 5720]

[Longhornfrenzy 5720]

[Carl Spackler 3483]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Mississippi State is a good team until Texas beats them, in which case they were known JAGs.

MSU will go back to being a really good team when aggy plays them.  Aggy loses?  That's because MSU is a really good team, ya stupid sip.  Aggy wins?  We just beat a really good MSU team!  Where's our ranking??

[UncleSonny 6572]

that’s a rough 20 years 

[Gut Wagon 8069]

32 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

[UTEX90 589]

We have 3 common opponents this year: Fla, Ark and Miss St.   We also play each other.  How in the fuck is our schedule so easy when we play UGA (at home)?  At the same time they play LSU (at home).  For the common opponents is the mantra going to be that the same opponents sucked when we beat them, but typical SEC grinders when they beat aggie?

The rest of our SEC schedule is: OU, Kentucky, and Vanderbilt.

Theirs is: SC, Auburn and Missouri.

So we have the cupcake schedule because we play aTm, and they have the SEC gauntlet because they play us?

What a bunch of bitches!

[Longhornfrenzy 5720]

The sad part is these brain dead morons actually believe this

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

The best part of their schedule bitching is after next year, when it rotates they are going to get Bama, Georgia, OU, Ole Miss, Tennessee and presumably us all in the same session. They got the cushiest sec schedule imaginable this year, avoiding 5 of the 7 currently highest ranked teams and catching what looks like a down lsu at home. 

[Deej 76791]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The best part of their schedule bitching is after next year, when it rotates they are going to get Bama, Georgia, OU, Ole Miss, Tennessee and presumably us all in the same session. They got the cushiest sec schedule imaginable this year, avoiding 5 of the 7 currently highest ranked teams and catching what looks like a down lsu at home. 

"tu lobbied the SEC to give us our difficult  schedule. They are trying to run things like always."

[Not a Sock 2313]

14 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The sad part is these brain dead morons actually believe this

Bruh, I want to see a bunch of Texags posters get charged with felony bribery because the dipshits tried to pay UTPD to arrest Texas athletes. Because in their Texags conspiracy rotted brains paying off other universities police departments is something that people do.

[Pancho 44803]

22 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The best part of their schedule bitching is after next year, when it rotates they are going to get Bama, Georgia, OU, Ole Miss, Tennessee and presumably us all in the same session. They got the cushiest sec schedule imaginable this year, avoiding 5 of the 7 currently highest ranked teams and catching what looks like a down lsu at home. 

 

No, no one knows what it will be because they haven’t decided on a format for 2026 and beyond. 

 

But yes, we are all hoping this is the case.

[msucolt45 4059]

Never been a bigger Florida Gator fan than until today. I hope the Gators “boat race” their ass to a 20+ margin of victory.

That should humble aggy enough to calm down on the internet threads and etc.

Quite frankly, I’ll take a 7-6 Gator win, just get the “W” Gators!

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 76791]

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

That should humble aggy enough to calm down on the internet threads

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

28 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The sad part is these brain dead morons actually believe this

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

If Florida was smart they would start Lagway. They already have a pretty good RB in Montrell Johnson. 

Run the ball a lot with a mobile QB against a defense that's struggled to stop the run.